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2017

19

Apr

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is so controversial and edgy….

She was angry about some magazine editing out her nipples, because she’s a feminist – empowered – and not a slut – she is a woman and her nipples are her nipples – a vessel to give more than just men boners – but also give babies milk…and more importantly – get her followers…

I dig it.

She’s so funny…

She was in Fishnets promoting some bullshit – when not showing her nipples….She’s the one to watch, the only thing that matters / mattress…

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2017

19

Apr

Ashley Graham Slow Motion So You See All the Ripples Fat Chick Bikini Video of the Day

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I forgot to post Ashley Graham at Coachella Bikini erotica for the chubby chasers, because Ashley Graham is fat, and like all fat chicks, she’s second rate.

Sure she’s making money, and has polarized being fat as being healthy, in a world of delusional people who hate taking accountablity for themselves…

You see, if Ashley Graham changed her diet, she could be skinny, but why would she do that, not one will hire her as a mdoel if she was skinny…

People wonder where her confidence comes…it’s in the followers and money she’s making. I think it’s gotta do with black dudes….black guys is that they are good looking, they have big dicks, they are athletic and they like fat white girls….so imagine an era when fat white girls, even the pretty ones couldn’t get laid, or if they did it was with some loser lame white dude who couldn’t get laid, now having animalistic porno sex like she’s the star of a rap video. That must boost an ego!

Now couple that with people needing to speak to fat chicks, who are protesting the girls they actually want to use…and choose her…but they all know she’s fat and behind her back they call her fat…and her doctors know she’s fat too…cuz he’s fat…she just thinks it doesn’t matter…

I am fat – i am not about to stand out there topless saying “this is the new fit” because I feel good about myself now that i have new energy from my sleep apnea machine. It’s delusional

I think Ashley Graham just speaks to the era, media people, feel they have to give fat love or they’re assholes. Yet most don’t want to be fat. The market is just fat. So celebrate fat….and with fat comes big monster tits….so stare at those…

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2017

19

Apr

Drunk Dudes Fall Asleep in Car Sucking Dick and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Gets Run Over By his Friend in the Craziest Way

Afghan Men Fucking SHeep

Snake Attacks Dude on Motorcycle….

Idiot Tries to Help Old Lady

Tire Has It out for these People

Weird Funeral Procession

Domino Axe Attack

Construction Worker Jackhammer Race

Three Wheeler in China….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been spending my morning hangover trying to get nudes from girls…and being distracted by girls who post nudes of themselves on social media….before going deep into the Aaron Hernandez, the dumbest athlete in the history of athletes committing suicide memes..

I like the “Injury Report, Hernadez Out on a Neck Injury” one….but the “Not the Only Patriot Hanging” one is ok, I just don’t watch football so have no idea what that means….and the “Hernandez Lawyers Told Him to Hang In There”….is the best…..

That said….here are some stepLINKS…while I see what else is going on, but Hernandez suicide is probably the winning story of the day….can’t beat a good NFL player gangster suicide…

Ice Cream Loving Squirrel
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Two Year Old Running Obstacle Course
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RIP Richard Simmons
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AMerican Assassin Trailer
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Keira Knightley in Pirates Trailer
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Amanda Bynes is Returning to TV
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Nerf Gun Mods
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2017

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always awkward when girls who send you nudes find other girls who send you nudes on social media – and give you shit like you’re their husband…

It’s like bitch….we never even met, we don’t fuck, you just show me pics of your asshole, and I love you for that, but I am not about to stop other girls from sending me pics of their asshole, in a world where there are too many assholes that I want to see…

I mean how is this even a conversation….or a thing…of course I look at as many assholes as I fucking can in a day….it is pretty much THE ONLY THING I DO…or write about…or CARE about…

Here are some stepLINKS…

AMber Heard Has Manipulated Elon Musk into Marrying Her – Hilarious
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Famous Film Scorer Hans Zimmer at Coachella
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Bella Thorne Pissed Her Nipples Were Blurred….
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Josie Canseco Bare Titty Grab
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Food Slicer Cannon
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Alex Jones’ Lawyer Says He’s a Performance Artist
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This Hooker Claims Drake Knocked Her Up…and She was Fucking Him Cuz He’s a Good Guy…LOL
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Aubrey Plaza and Alison Brie in a Trailer Together
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Kate Upton in Leopard Leggings
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Rachel McCord Nip in a Pool
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Ireland Baldwin Nipple
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Rachel Hilbert Nipple Photoshoot
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Jesus in Boston Rollerblading is some Dumb Shit
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Richard Simmons Hospitalized for a Reason Other Than Being an Intolerable Faggot
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Hilary Duff Legs.
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Jessica ALba Lives…and is Boring
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Mila Kunis in Jeans
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Water Art is Less Fun than Period Art
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Elephant VS Croc
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COCO IN A BIKINI
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The Kardashian Sisters Look Terrifying and Tranny Like –
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Every Car in Fast and Furios Explained by the Guy Who Made Them
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Soccer Goalie Fail of the Day
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Bella Throne Wants to Bang a Chick
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The Navy Seal Porn Star Weirdness…
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CJ Franco Legs in Shorts
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Slop Motion Air Pistol Shooting Through Deoderant –
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Mel B Fucked Simon Cowell
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Russian Parking
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Obama’s on a Yacht
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Two Spread Asses at the Same Time!
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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A Pepsi Commerical You Can Understand…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur of the Day
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Hot Naked Chick with Huge Tits
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Anus of the Day
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Racist Porn Chick
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Bottle in Asshole
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Naked Pussy Pic
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Quick Fuck in a Lecture Hall
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Finger Bang Squirt
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Huge Naked Tits
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Pussy in Socks
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Soccer Mom Masturbates in her Car
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Ass to Mouth!
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Lesbians in Cute Slippers Eating Pussy
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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Find Local Girls TO Fuck RIGHT HERE
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2017

18

Apr

Demi Lovato Titty Bikini of the Day

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Demi Lovato was not at Coachella, she’s not posting about how great of experience the corporate bullshit event was, she’s not pretending to be excited or happy with her fake friends who only like her because she’s Demi Lovato, but she is still putting up pictures worth looking at, because they feature her fat tits busting out of her bathing suit, a one piece, so it covers her belly…a belly her fans like because she spins it as Body Positive so that she can eat more Tacos like the Mexican she is.

I don’t care about Demi Lovato and I don’t find her hot, she’s just a Disney scam continued, and even with her mental issues and her probably lesbianism….she’s dull…but from this angle for social media, I can get down to looking at her….

I am a basic man with basic needs and I wouldn’t say this is filling any need, but I like tits, so it’s speaking to that..thanks.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Madison Beer Nipples for Coachella of the Day

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Madison Beer is some freshly 18, already showing her tits, because she’s got a stage parent who has really pushed her and taught her the right things – the things she needs to know – the show your tits cuz you got big tits – thanks hormones in the food tits – the youth is so estrogen filled tits – show your tits – get attention for your tits – and the songs will come second to that – the songs will fill the speakers of the world – but the key is to get known for your tits.

She’s some Beiber prodigy who probably banged Beieber when the mom was in the other room – trading fresh meat like he likes for a record deal…

And now she’s at COACHELLA showing tit.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Victoria Justice who is also some slutty child star was also at Coachella and doesn’t deserve a post of her own, so despite having her show named after her, she’s backseat to Arianna Grande her supporting co-star….meaning this is just reflecting that….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Alexis Ren and her Fake Tits Dance with her Brother of the Day

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Here’s a really creepy dance in her underwear with her fake tits video that is shameless, slutty, weird, like she’s a cam girl…but luckily she’s hiding that not so great face…

Seriously, talk about baiting for BATERS with smutty BAIT….goodness…

She’s back from COACHELLA where I guess we discovered that Alexis Ren is Asian, or is that Native, or is that Filipino….or Mexcian…I can’t really tell…because she was with her TWIN at COACHELLA..

I just know that she looks like she’s smiling alongside her twin….who smiles just like her….but I have facial recognition blindness and all these motherfuckers look the same…because they are all the fucking same. Shameless yet well followed and thus seen as relevant because they have followers, but they only have followers because of their half nakedness….tits..that are clearly fake…and ass that I guess she’s forgetting to bust out….

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Lottie Moss is Not Kate Moss But She Wishes She Was of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss…but that doesn’t mean she can’t pretend she is, or use her name to trick people into thinking she’s the next best thing, thanks to last name….and it doesn’t mean she can’t show her nipples like she was Kate Moss…because it draws more attention to her and more importantly…tricks more people into thinking she’s the next Kate Moss, because they are from the same sperm….fascinating…not really, but it works…because she has a career all while being not that exciting even when showing her nipples.

TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

18

Apr

Romee Strijd VS Model for Coachella of the Day

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Romee Strijd walks more than just the Victoria’s Secret fashion show / informercial…because she’s a promo model…

She always walks the fine line of “is she a model” or “is she a hooker”…..at least in this very revealing outfit, all made up like she’s out to get paid to suck dick….

But I guess that’s a philosophical question worth answering…is being a model hooking, since the sex that comes with modeling is usually free – or for rent or jobs….or is being a model an empowering job using your body to reach your dreams without getting fucked….

Who knows, or cares, just remember summer is coming and more girls, everyday girls, non hooker girls, will be dressed like this…and that in and of itself…is lovely…but then again…I like hookers and sex workers on all parts of the spectrum.