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2017

07

Feb

Scarlett Johansson in Marie Claire of the Day

Overrated Scarlett Johannson who is in every major Blockbuster, and no one actually knows why wants you to know “Just because I’m the top-grossing actress of all time does not mean I’m the highest paid. I’ve had to fight for everything that I have. It’s such a fickle and political industry.”…..one that created a star out an average at best talent….

She also wants you to know that despite making millions she gets paid less than men – the struggle is real – but she’s smart enough to diffuse it onto real women not girls like her living some bullshit lie “women in all positions struggle for equality. It’s always an uphill battle and fight. My experience with my close female friends and family is that the struggle is real for everybody. Everyone has been discriminated against or harassed—sexism is real”

She also wants you to know that she likes talking about vaginas “I want to talk about what’s happening with your vagina. I want to know why it hates you or whatever. I want to compare and contrast notes. I want to talk about sex and all that stuff.”

I never read these things, so this is one of my first summaries of the interview that goes with the photoshoot you can’t jerk off to….

Because our favorite chubby, overrated and now old, actress who somehow tricked people into thinking she was Old Hollywood Glam…when really she was just boring and liked eating burgers….not nearly as interesting as she used to be…which for the record wasn’t ever than interesting…but she happened…and here are the pics from some photoshoot that happened…as she promotes some bullshit overhyped movie…as she does…

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2017

07

Feb

More Grace Hartzel for Purple Magazine of the Day

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Grace Hartzel has been doing the rounds and I make fun of her for being one of those hairy not shaving feminists who tries to intellectualize or play up the fact that she is a woman and a woman like a man can not shave….fuck social norms that belittle women…fuck the patriarchy…or whatever it is that she thinks made her feel the need to shave her pussy in high school and adulthood. Was it porn, was it the low cut bikini, was it a boyfriend….or was it OTHER GIRLS or her MOM who taught her how to do it…

I WONDER…but blaming men is cool, considering I’m a man and can’t be the only man who is an ambassador of bush and has been one for as long as I can remember, I’ve made girls I fuck grow out their bush for as long as I can remember, the bald pussy trend was so homo to me, real men don’t like pubic hair…what a joke….real men just like pussy…and sometimes so much that a soaking wet bush surrounding that pussy makes that pussy more magical…to cum on…

Seriously, bros who want to fuck each other like shaved pussy, and sure it can be a nice treat, but to make it a political statement is so dumb…it’s not the 60s…when Bush was running rampent…and it’s just another example of millennials being fucking idiots..

So as I see why Bush is on the rise, it’s great, as I I never understood the insecurity hairy bitches had…or their unwillinginess to accept the comforting blanket that feels like home…that is the pillow in her panties…I appreciate girls like this perpetuating my needs and wants as a pervert…while thinking they are doing the opposite…..GREAT JOB TEAM.

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2017

07

Feb

Kate Moss’ Sister Lottie Takes a Stab at Modeling Thanks to Her Name Since That’s all it Takes of the Day

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The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing…

But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal..

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

07

Feb

Maja Krag Titty Model of the Day

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So Maja Krag..may or may not be an actual model, these are all grey area things nowadays where everyone in the world, even your mom if she’s not dead, is a model, staging photoshoots for her social media, often times more clever and funny and creative than the actual models who are in photoshoots with billion dollar budgets, because they ones who actually make it are usually hacks, and the ones who work in it are usually hacks, and the ones who think it’s a joke and mock it amongst themselves are usually into doing other things…

So Maja Krag, model or not real model, but she is from Denmark, the land of the Danish, Great Danes, teak furniture, and cheekbones…all nordic and shit…being half naked for attention which may not be the best naked…because it’s not coming from a wholesome, organic, you just walked in on her masturbating place…but desperation and eagerness are good qualities to have in a girl, it gets you what you want and the tactic has to be figuring out how to make them think you are part of their weird fucked up equation..

Anyway – decent pics cuz there’s nipple in it.

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2017

07

Feb

Ariel Winter and her Boyfriend in Love as She Shows Off Her Gross Young Body of the Day

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I get it, an 18 year old shouldn’t be disgusting to look at, and not because fat is in, slut shaming is out, exhibitionism is in, because slut shaming is out, and fat is in….but because at 18, even the fatties aren’t supposed to be gross to look at, even if most fatties are gross to look at…..but this one isn’t at disgustingly fat, but for some reason she might as well be…because she’s going to be dumpy, and even with the skin being 18, or just turned 19, and her barely legal marketing campaign that’s been going on the last year is closing out, she’s still dumpy to me…and that tightness, even with breast reduction made the tits much perkier…she’s still dumpy to me…and when I look at Ariel Winter…I see nothing but a pile of melted butter that’s starting to harden..just a fucking gross pile of not overly liquid diarrhea…you know..

But I know that people love her, they watched her on TV, they are creeps and think she’s amazing, they just buy into her marketing nad huge tits, and barely clothed outfits and think it’s great…probably because they are the middle americans, the masses, the walmart shoppers with no taste, who think McDonalds is a gourmet meal..and wine is for faggots…you know that group of low lives you are probably part of, who may fuck their duaghters, or who have daughters who are an ugly and fatter version of this, because your wife or whatever you fuck is a monster making this rich, on TV girl a fantasy…but now where I’m from, she’s no fantasy to me…and the only reason I follow her or post her is amazement that is is what the American people want…kind of the 2017 trend I’d say…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

07

Feb

Bella Throne Sticks Her Tongue Out of the Day

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A day is not a day unless I post a Bella Thorne snap chat screenshot that I didn’t watch, because all these live streams of every idiot out there is annoying, suffocating, boring, repetitive, bullshit that I don’t need in my already maxed out in terms of media messaging I don’t care about, as I am ready to move out to the wilderness and never be seen again, since I hate all of this shit…

But luckily, someone watched it, jerked off to it, captured it and posted it to the internet for me to repost as if it’s a big deal…while not really knowing who Bella Throne is or why I bother posting on her all the fucking time.. I don’t even find her that hot…her head is big and tranny / man like and sure the body is thight at 19, the tits big, the shirt see through, which is I guess why I post it…

All these attention seekers out there on some hybrid slut kick, the almost pornographic but not quite pornographic, even though I can still jerk off to them…if I could still get erections…

The world, in all this self broadcasting and sharing is going to a very weird fucking place…and here’s one of those twats participating…before she eventually develops an opiate addiction and dies prematurely..as they do…it’s not sustainable…eventually it all crashes and burns…

But in the mean time she wants to remind you she got a nipple ring – huge deal, big deal, amazing deal..for all of us she’s weirdly showing it off to…

Some paparazzi styles…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

07

Feb

Where is Barrack Obama when the World is Collapsing? of the Day

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He’s Kite Surfing with Billionaire Richard Branson, because who gives a fuck that the world is about to explode right….

So don’t be freaking out all you Social Justice Warrior freaks….who think the world is about to explode as you collectively hate on each other…because your last President is fucking chilling in the Ocean….in vacation mode…with Branson either giving up on life and like throwing in the towel in the Caribbean….or plotting the takeover because they are billionaires and that’s what they do….so he’s either living the life because he put in his 8 years…ready for the world to end thanks to TRUMP or he knows Trump has no actual power and that he’ll be taken out the second he’s too dangerous….or maybe TRUMP is just a puppet to distract America while the real fucked up shit is going down….

WHO KNOWS….but I know Secret Service didn’t shoot Branson when he choked out Obama…so clearly they are up to something…

Posted in:Barrack Obama|SFW

2017

07

Feb

Sports Illustrated Make a Story About Christie Brinkley and her STDS of the DAy

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This Christie Brinkley and her daughters video for Sports Illustrated swim, trying to remember the last time their magazine really prospered, back when Christie Brinkley was one of their girls….and not 63 years old and looking pretty amazing, maybe too amazing, like we’re being lied to, because there is aging gracefully, and their is not aging freakishly…

I understand why SI is going Nostaligic and doing a shoot with Christie Brinkley, I get why they’d feature her daughter Sailor Cook, who is a young billionaire heir who has been doing the daughter of a model hustle like the Hadids, the Baldwins…the Crawford Gerber, the Depp, the everyone with a mom who was a model or dad who was an actor, or in the Jenner’s case a dad who cut off his dick….trying to become instagram models, because IT allows them to feel validated in their vapid existences….where they want to be the most popular and paid…and their parents support them…because they made a career being as vapid…

But Alexa Ray Joel? Really…That’s clearly just a sign of Christie feeling guilty that her relationship with Billy Joel exploded and that she went off to have a cuter family with a rich guy, leaving her freakish head case daughter, who I remember from being on a reality TV show years ago, so broken, damaged a whiner…spoiled and jealous with no need to grow up because she’s babied by her rich parents who just don’t know what to do with her….clearly from this interview, her mom is as shocked as everyone else that Alexa is in it, but she knows she can’t let 16 year old Sailor succeed because it could be a trigger since you can tell, despite the circle jerk of how normal and in love they all are – she hates the cuter younger version of herself, because they eliminated the JOEL DNA from the equation, which isn’t an anti semetic statement, unless you want it o be…you can come up with your own racist conclusions, I’m just going to say there’s a mom daughter fetish in this….and that’s all that matters…not to mention the weird broken one…is probably the more interesting one to be around….and she looks hotter than ever…I’m not hating it….

Either way…weird feature Sports Illustrated….like some Chrissy Teigen Post Pregnancy nonsense where she tries to be funny, disses being a bikini model, because she’s on TV and her Husband she wallet fucked in her LONG CON…is making millions and is in movies that is all half hers…

Posted in:Christie Brinkley|SFW

2017

07

Feb

“Model” Proves Breasts Authenticity of the Day

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This video is from 9 weeks ago, but I only saw it today because I don’t follow this Svetlana Bilyalova woman…if she’s actually a woman, but apparently 5 million other people think she is…as do all the FITNESS TEA TOX TEA companies…protein powders and other direct to consumer products – as she is the AVON lady for the Russian market…you see because many people live in other countries and Instagram is more than just the JENNERS and Selena Gomez…it’s about TEA MODELS…like this…proving to the world that her tits are real…using an iphone, a trick her sex worker pimp that sells her to rich people internationally, showed her one night while drinking in some night club, a little DIY to make sure the whore isn’t lying to you about her tits…

That’s not to say she’s a whore, I would never assume that, I just let her public image / persona do the talking….the Russian accent talking…

It’s so trashy, so basic, so typical, every girl posts content like this, fake tits or not, it’s got zero fucking substance, why do people pay attention to this shit…