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2017

27

Apr

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

Fuck it…here’s a couple of pics, I think I’ve already posted, of shameless product of the times, Disney Kid who was sold by her parents, and wants to run a 24/7 reality show on her social media, because she loves attention – roping in the perverts to watch her GET A BIKINI WAX and other slutty things she’s been pushing for a year….with some more nipple, because free the nipple, feminism, hipocrisy, part of the capitalistic media….an evil contributor to the evil in society…BUT showing her nipples..which is always nice.

I like the exhibitionism, whether she’s just a puppet, or not, she’s definitely a bit of an idiot, but one who doesn’t take herself too seriously, which is nice and watching her shaving her feminist armpit hair like that’s really a protest – when everything she does in life counters that is porn to some of you – you know watching grooming – some dudes eat girl snot they find in the trash…or PERIODS…humans are disgusting….

Either way – here’s some DISNEY created action – the happiest place on earth you know..

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2017

27

Apr

Megyn Kelly Fox News Erotica of the DAy

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Here’s some Megyn Kelly ex fox news porno host erotica of the day….because like all conservative MUSLIMS – she’s swimming in some pants – knowing that what lies beneath said pants – is terrifying – more terrifying than the ARAB invasion, Terrorism, or GLOBALIZATION…not that I know anything about her politics, I just know her bad taste in leggigns…

The idea of jerking off to a super uptight bitch is always fun, but you know she’s just acting to get paid…it’s what these bitches do….but I know she’s not actually an uptight bitch, she’s an opportunist navigating her way to a place her ego likes….

I guess she’s in Hawaii cold chilling before going back to work at NBC on her daytime show, because she knows to get out of FOX news before it’s too late, go where they pay her..since bitches like money….and are flimsy about everything else….in order to get the money….and needless to say, she looks better as a talking head behind the desk saying shit that pisses you off…

TO SEE THE REST OF tHE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

27

Apr

Doutzen Kroes Re-Works her Sloppy Mom Ass of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes looked like a melting pile of shit left out in the sun too long after a rainstorm – the other day while on a photoshoot…SEE THE PICS HERE

It’s like she either ate too much salt or didn’t get her cool sculpting, because that ass was that of a girl who was once fit, turned into a mom, who has a party drug addiction – where all the good fat that filled her up was used up in her addiction to keep her alive…leaving a dangling ass check needing to be filled..

Well, she probably didn’t like the way those pap pics looked and went back out – posing with her leg in the air at 90 degree – the SIT illusion to give shape and spread out those cellulite dimples…and I’d say it was magical…but it’s not…it just happened and I feel the need to post it because this is what I do for some very fucking weird reason id don’t understand.

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2017

27

Apr

Elsa Pataky Panty Flash of the Day

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I missed the Demi Moore Nipple slip – because I really didn’t care to post some old haggard plastic surgery ridden 60 year old’s nipple that she probably doesn’t even feel, sneaking out of her dress because these things happen and it’s just a tit, not her natural tit, but it’s still a tit within her….and a nipple stapled onto her…

BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WILL MISS THE EVER IMPORTANT ELSA PATAKY PANTY FLASH…

I just don’t know who Elsa Pataky is…

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2017

27

Apr

Liz Hurley Old Lady Bikini Tits of the Day

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Liz Hurley has been a wallet fucking opportunist since before she had a career, which is partially why she has a career.

She stuck with homosexual Hugh Grant for a decade of his career, as he became a hearththrob in American and she took down numbers of all the people he met as the escort…before launching her own career as a model, actress, swimsuit girl…you know on the coat tails of the man…which allowed her to actually marry and knock up substantially richer people…because as a British woman, she was hot, and now as an old lady she is hot, so that’s got some sort of value…pay up..

She posts a lot of bikini selfies to push her bikini line and it’s not magical…but it’s freakish…50 year old women shouldn’t look like this…thanks BOTOX…for defying nature when it’s used strategically and not to be a weird snapchat filter…making all bitches look like muppets..

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2017

27

Apr

Rita Ora’s Bra Pictures for Social Media of the Day

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Rita Ora posted some bra pics, the same bra pics, over the course of the last week – because I guess it is social obligations to the Euro mall brand who probably pay her a million dollars a year – for being the Euro popstar that she is, who made it in America via fucking a Kardashian – then some other people….who TAYLOR SWIFT went onto fuck, in what reminds me of Hollywood and Entertainment being one big incest pool of shit, where everyone has herpes, and this slut’s the foreign exchange student who just got her Green Card…

She’s got good tits, like Rat Cow, the only reason she matters because I have never heard one of her songs, and you probably haven’t either, and I doubt it is because America is racist to outside workers – as TRUMP tries to push or make your believe while he wears his TRUMP Tie made in CHINA…LOL…I mean 90 percent of the best music in America is from people from other countries…EVEN good old wholesome country music…

Her songs aren’t getting heard because she’s trash.

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2017

27

Apr

Bella Oelman is My Most Recent Instagram Follow of the Day

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Her name is Bella Oelman – because the world needs another Bella. I am guessing that 20 years ago, when all these Bellas happened, Bella was the name of the fucking year, and for some reason they all turned out hot enough to model – because it is the instagram era of everyone is a fucking model, people don’t want to work, they just want to be paid to exist, and for some reason – a reason I call perverts everywhere – this exhibitionism works…

She is my most recent IG follow, I actually had to go unfollow someone – because I hoard these girls and their feeds – becasue I don’t care about “Ratio” or the face that I’ve maxed out the number of followers I can have – I don’t need to pretend I only think 100 people are worthy of my eyes, because I look at everything – and still don’t care about anything – it is a skill…

So here’s to another one sided relationship with a hot bitch trying to get more and more famous by getting naked – as these kids do these days cuz they are young and hot and the platform exists…

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2017

27

Apr

Ella Weisskamp in the Shower of the Day

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I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram…with something like 7500 women I follow, like and comment on…and they just ignore…because they like having the extra follower…but like all women..are using opportunistic cunts who think they world should be their fans like they are Britney Spears or some shit…when they aren’t much more than an instagram model..

GOOD TITS though…

IN THE SHOWER TOO

Shamless or perfect or both – who knows…

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2017

27

Apr

Sophia Simone Is Amazing of the Day

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I looked up Sophia Simone on instagram and this is what I found:

I assume that that is not the same Sophia Simone in these pictures, otherwise that would be some pretty next level BLACK FACE….

I love black women, especially when they are built like this…tight body, no fat, except where it counts…her tits…her perfectly massive tits…that remind me of my favorite pussy I’ve ever taken pics of from my OSCARS SO WHITE project a few years ago that no one cared about…

I have never had a black girl willing to fuck me, they probably sense I am a little bitch with a small dick, you know some animal instinct…not to say black women are animals…but to say we are all animals…because everything is pegged racist, can I even call her black, or do I have to say woman of color but not A COLORED…can I even refer to her as a WOMAN or is that me being presumptuous, maybe she is gender fluid…dripping down my chin…or gender neutral…or an IT or a THEY…the world is a confusing place..where inclusive becomes exclusive…and confusing to navigate – when ultimately all that matters is how I want to see more Sophia Simone naked and big titty on her hot tight body…because I am in love and that is what love is about….jerking off to pics cuz girl doesn’t know you exist.

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2017

27

Apr

Rat Cow Getting Paid of the Day

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It’s hard to say that Rat Cow is disgusting looking, she’s got what you’d call some bomb ass titties, whether real or fake, they are done right and that alone is enough to carry her to the heights she’s got to….

It’s easy to say she got lucky, because she did, she’s not ALL that hot, like she doesn’t deserve to be making over a million a year, which she is, all based on being a great set of tits… it was a timing situation, she got into some video, her tits were as big of the song and she’s been coasting…taking jobs that come for her big following who are only there for her tits…and that are likely 99 percent dudes….

But I guess there is no rhyme or reason to why one set of tits reaches top tier level for tits…and others end up stripping her married to a rich guy angry they never made it…

I will say she has cleverly polarized her tits into “fashion” and “relevant” by attending every singe event she can, don’t say no, never say no, because you’re really easily replaceable based on what you do…so take ALL opportunities…

I am a fan of her and her bird face, I have for her entire public existence…I just think she’s overrated garbage on the grand scheme of things but I’d be totally into her hot boy pissing on my face as punishment for all the mean things I’ve said about her over the years….real into it…

This is her getting paid…I assume her creepy ginger probably rich balding boyfriend who must have a huge dick or like a good CUCKOLD is holding her purse somewhere off camera cuz he doesn’t let her out of sight…even though she’s really not great…but he probably knows she’s a whore and he must monitor her…

WHO KNOWS!

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