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Emily Ratajkowski For Victoria Secret of the Day

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Madisyn Shipman’s Self Produced Erotica of the Day

2017

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do you ever wake up next to your wife and think she’s stopped breathing for good because of her Sleep Apnea…and then when she takes her gasping gagging breath after her heart kicks back in – you feel real disappointment and sadness that the miracle that is death hasn’t saved you from having to have a lengthy divorce…so you look at the pillow and think…”I can finish this off…but I’ll get caught…her body is just too big to dispose of and they’ll always check for forced asphyxiation and they’ll always blame the husband….especially because I have a site where I talk about killing her at least once a week”……fucked….

So I’ll just keep ignoring her, cheating on her and telling her about it….because that’s just the kind of stand up guy mooching off obesity I am…

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Mischa Barton Hospitalized for Mental Health
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Robin Thicke Lose Custody of his Son
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Abigail Ratchford Hot on Social
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Swan in Icy Pond…
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Dumb Bitch on Thin Ice
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Mr Clean Giving Girls Orgasms
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Frances Bean is a Model…
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Robot Says “I AM NOT A ROBOT?
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Stitches Gets Arrested
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THe Art of Suo Noodles
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2017

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I should legally change my name to Canesten or Monistat…depending on which brand pays me more – because my tongue has been in more yeast infections than either of them…

That said…you can imagine how I spent my afternoon….

I hope rinsing with Vinegar helps me power through…

I assume there is going to be a civil war or uprising soon, and I think the slogan for my militia will be “WE SHOULD SPIT IN THE MOUTHS OF ALL THE PUSSIES OF THE WORLD WITH YOUR MOUTH”….or maybe I’ll just put it on a t-shirt, you know for my failed T-Shirt biz (http://www.drunkensweatshop.com)

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Dumb Cunts in Vanity Fair – Including Pregnant Natalie Portman…
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Frances Bean Cobain -> Modeling
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Charli XCX Big Tits in Green
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Teacher who Fucked Students Gets 30 Years
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Kate Beckinsale LEgs
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Ariany Celeset TITS
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Michael Rapaport Doesn’t Like Aziz Aladin
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The Weeknd and Selena Gomez Holding Hands
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Nina Agdal Nipple
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Duck Plays with a TIger
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5 Stupidest Weapons Ever
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Kids Try Japanese Food
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Scarlett Johannson is Single / Lesbian / At Least Her Haircut Says ThAT
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Joanna Krupa Blazer
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Drake is Fucking a Pornstar
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Blake Shelton Trying to Escape Psycho Gwen Stefani
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Shia LaBeouf Got Arrested for assault at his Own Trump Rally
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19 Buildings Blow Up at Once
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Mouse Trap VS Hot Dog
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Selena Gomez and the Weeknd Seen Holding Hands
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Some Random Chick’s Nipple Slip
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Guy Skis Off a Cliff
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20 KGs of RED HOT STEEL VS FROZEN LAKE
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The Ultimate BEATMASTER Trailer
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Modern Family Dude Sells His Condo – Here are the Pics
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Zendaya Talks Black Hair for the Trump SUpporters
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How To do the Most Useless Thing Ever
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Sea Lion VS CAr
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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Ratchet 2k17
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Jeep Owner Has Sex
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Naked Hot Amateur
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Juicy Blowjob
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Busty in Lingerie
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When Pornstars Attack
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Some Bitch Taking Off her Clothes
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TITTIES IN YOUR FACE
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Jan

Bella Thorne Topless and Her Dewy Face of the Day

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I find trends funny…

Whether it’s the word “edgy”…that is the new instagram caption word that that people are posting on pictures and everyone is LOLing, copying, and posting themselves….it’s the new “on fleek”…or “fire”…or whatever else it is people are posting, that everyone else is posting…because people don’t have brains of their own….

Or Bella Thorne, who isn’t all that hot, who hasn’t done all that much work, who no one actually cares about, yet who is in the media and talked about all the time….

Or in this case..both combined in some boring pics and videos…of what you can imagine is cum on her face…because I imagine in being cum on her face..it’s the only way to power through all this nonsense…

She’s not that magical…but she exists and that’s more than I can say for myself…so here she is…

Here’s her nipple ring…

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2017

Jan

Stella Maxwell’s Gnarly Camel Toe is the Scammer of the Day

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Stella Maxwell was on set in Miami shooting the very important Victoria’s Secret catalog / website content for their new collection of made in China, despite TRUMP’s reign, low quality lingerie, so that people who you don’t want to see in their underwear, even though I want to see everyone in their underwear….

You know, this overpriced nonsense that makes business men rich as fuck and that people eat up, and not just dudes who have dirty panty fetishes like me, you know sneaking into laudnromats for that shit stain…but real people, who work and love consuming mall brands because it is familiar..

Either way, I don’t know how she made it into the mix, she pulled some fucking scams, sure she’s a tall skinny model…who attached herself to Barbara Palvin’s agency and got into the scene…and sure she played the lesbian, the intersex androngynist hipster in this feminist world, getting naked with her uneven tits and owning it cuz she didn’t look showered…it was a thing….a thing that turned into this mainstream, commercial, cashing in, low concept shit…all thanks to a scandal romance with MILEY, and growing her hair out…and sure she’s tall and skinny…but her face is wonky and weird…she knows her angles..both physically and how to scam her way in and now she’s an angel…with a little boy ass and a cameltoe bigger than
Lesbians should have…..you know since they hate dick….as if Stella Maxwell hates dicks….she’ll fuck anything to get ahead…and ahead she’s pulled off….lots of times…

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2017

Jan

Marnie Simpson Pussy Dress of the Day

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Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, she’s not Joe Simpson, she’s not Homer Simpson, but in this dress you can try to do the HOMER simpson Meme, where they put a bald pussy as his mouth…hilarious….because she’s wearing a SEE through CUNT exposing, or as the Brits call it – FANNY – exposing dress..

BOLD moves, but not really for an exhibitionist trying to get on the DAILYMAIL Snapchat….in the media and it works because we like people who SHOW OFF cunt…in public…on red carpet events…where the paparazzi is….

So I’ve barely heard of her, you’ve probably never heard of her because you’re my alter ego I call “My audience”….but but she’s on some show called…that is the Jersey Shore for the UK called Geordie Shore…I don’t know if she’s still on that show…

But she’s an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked from the UK like so many girls from the UK…who were once rumored to be classy and elegant…but are either grey skinned toothless and obese or…Orange and like this…

They have a tabloid loving tit and cunt culture and these host bodies are out there for soccer stars to marry and for reality TV to cast and have tits in their newspapers…and she’s one of those…

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2017

Jan

Jemima Kirke FULL FRONTAL fashion Shoot of the Day

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She doesn’t shave her armpits because it is an evil construct of the patriarchy – that makes women feel insecure about boy hair…forcing them in some subliminal way…called “social norms”…to shave their body hair…when no man that I’ve known has ever told a woman to shave her armpits, I think that’s something their mom teaches them, because when a dad hops into the shower with his girl to show her the way to groom…he gets arrested…

You see, yes, armpit hair, which has been the norm in France forever….and French girls are hot..if they aren;’t from QUebec…hut armpit hair isn’t necessarily the hottest thing to me, I had a weird foster parent who was 300 lbs, pretty much a midget…like had wooden blocks on her brake pedal, was missing a finger and who wore tank tops to showcase her matted armpit hair…as it dripped down and soaked her shirt…and it was vile..

But as a grown man, an adult, if I meet a hairy little 20 year old feminist, or in this case a 40 year old looking feminist…I’m gonna lick those pits and try to stick my dick in it- because who gives a fuck..

What I am actually annoyed or disgusted by is the parading, the peacocking, the “look how fourth wave feminist I am”…as she celebrates her body – and you know has some intellectualized, despite being retarded, spin on why her silent protest that isn’t silent at all because like a VEGAN, and probably is also a VEGAN, she likes to advertise her political theory…instead of doing things productive for the community, why not just do some “Look at me, look at me” photoshoots..

The real offensive thing in all this, as someone who may not love armpit hair, but I fucking LIVE for bush, is that her bush is fucking trimmed, I know out of control bush…it is what I jerk off to…and this pussy is TRIMMED…so don’t shave your fucking pits so people can see your protest…but trim your fucking pussy…for sex..for men..for another women created insecurity….since dudes will fuck anything…even things that smell and are half dead…but keep up the good work motherfuckers…

That said, it’s not like anyone knows who Jemima not the Aunt is…but apparently she’s in GIRLS..obviously.

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2017

Jan

Dalianah Arekion Models in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Dalianah Arekion is Maurician…which is a small island off the coast of Africa…and I’ve known a few hot Mauritian girls over the years…even though you’ve probably never heard of Mauritius because you are American and as far as you’re concered there’s one country in the world and there’s a lot of Fast Food, Fast Fashion and Fat people there…and all those brownish people are from other places, look good thanks to not being fucking pigs, but are here trying to steal your jobs…or do crimes to make your GOD LOVING STREETS dangerous…

That said, this is the second Dalianah Arekion post in a week. The first one was about the time I went to a Mauritian restaurant and the owner was a Cuban whore fucking pervert who had pics of his Cuban whores…

Now this one…far less fun, interesting, but still features the “is she indian, is she African, is she Middle Eastern” test a girl I sext made me play – and that I just stuck with INUIT as to not offend…because offending people may be what I do on the internet on a real small scale…but offending girls about to spread their pussies for me…is just bad business..

Here she is

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2017

Jan

Drake’s Porn Chick Rosee Divine of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Drake. I find him annoying, his success hilarious. He’s just some Jewish kid from Toronto, who was a child star and lucky enough to have a mom who fucked a black guy, to give him edge, a possible big dick, some musicality, but everytime I see him sing and dance, I laugh…knowing he’s just scamming the dumb americans with his fake accent…

That doesn’t mean his songs are shit, or that he’s shit, he’s just running a scam…

I don’t care how much money he makes, who he fucks, what celebrity groupies who are using him for their own personal gain. I know some Toronto girls he has fucked for years and they are terrifying, on some fetish shit, big booty shit..

So the story is that he’s found some booty model – name Rosee Divine – off the internet – she’s from France and I guess tracked her down and took her out – because he’s got a big fat ass on white girl fetish…and she is up there – and knowing that when he’s sitting around jerking off to her – he’s like “I’m gonna get that bitch”…and I find that hilarious…

But then again, you can fuck any pornstar you see on the internet – they just charge 1000 dollars…long gone are the days of not being able to fuck the bitches you see on the internet…everyone officially has a price..like this girl…who made a living and now fucks drake from doing really creepy snuff film looking fat ass videos for black guys…weird..

She’s a mom…i wish my mom did videos like this…

Here’s his media / tabloid girlfriend – the old and tired – but still doing it – and by it I mean her ass – she’s still doing her ass – and people like Drake with ass fetishes are still into it….this is for some dance show she’s promoting..

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2017

Jan

Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day

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Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing…

Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle….

But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch….

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2017

Jan

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Here are some morning links. Sure they aren’t as fun as that time you had anal sex with that college girl you picked up at a bar – and didn’t have a condom to fuck – so she suggested her ass – because I guess pregnancy is a bigger fear for her than AIDS and the anal cancer my HPV will give her….college girls…so logical…

I did it and I didn’t get shit on my dick – thanks to her eating disorder…another reason to like eating disorders….

But they are still fun enough….because why else would I do them everyday…

Malia Obama is at Sundance and So It Begins..>Girl Wants in the Film Industry….
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Duck Plays with Tiger
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Charlie Sheen is Sorry for Being Mean to Ashton Kutcher
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Taylor Swift Used the Women’s March to Market her New Single Because She’s Smarter than You Retards
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Mary J Blige Bikini Top Erotica Weirdness
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Elle Fanning Does Sundance
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The Total Number of SPECIES on Earth
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Aida Yespica is a Whore in a Bikini
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