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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2017

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Asking girls on Tinder to shit on you rarely gets a positive response….even if it comes from a frustrated place because only fat monsters swipe right on you…and often times…it is only 10 percent of the fat monsters on tinder….because even fat girls aren’t desperate enough for me…so when they come through, which is one match every few days, you have to bring your romance…or pretend you have a scat fetish…early on in the conversation to get it out of the way….and by it I mean the fat chick…who is only a keeper if she’s desperate to shit on a dude…because shitting on each other is fucking weird….unless you’re German…

Yes…that was my monday night…WELL spent apparently…productive and balanced life…and here are some stepLINKS…

Harrison Ford Gets Off for being a Pilot with Dementia
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The Weird Dude who Talks Backwards
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Ghost in the Shell Tanked…but I Paid 20 Dollars for this Garbage…Because I am so Not Mainstream
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Nicki Minaj – Edgy
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Crushing Stuff with the Hydraulic Press…
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King Arthur Legend Trailer
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J.Lo introduces A-Rod to her Mom
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Big Tits in a Bikini Top….
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Yng Thug as Historical Paintings
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2017

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tonight…I will attempt to get as many girls as possible to do the soft drink enema party trick that’s going viral….I figure strike while the iron is hot because all these people are such half retard drones with no opinion of their own…that it takes one viral stunt to make everything some kind of social norm….but then again, the only girls I talk to are all ready about this shit…I’ve been getting coke bottles in pussies since the 80s…I am just glad it is going mainstream…

That said…I am also glad that girls are wearing short skirts here…because winter is almost over…because with skirts comes me looking up skirts…to come….Here are some stepLINKS….

Ghost in the Shell – Is the Latest White Washed Piece of Shit
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Eden Sassoon – In a Bathing Suit…
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Naya Rivera and David Spade are Fucking in the Pool…
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Kelly Rowland – Bathing Suit Life…
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Sailboat Capsizing in Cali
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The MUMMMY – Official Trailer
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Salma Hayek – Slutty Tits
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Comparing Young Thug to Historical Paintings
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Maitland Ward’s huge Tit – Terrible April Fools Joke
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Amber Heard Practicing Fights for Some Movie
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Adrienne Bailon – TIGHT Cameltoe Pants
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The World’s Fastest Banjo Player is Great
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When You Mute the Music – The Rolling Stones are Creepy
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Guy Pretends to be a Kid When Calling Lamborghini
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Marnie Simpson Nipple
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Francesca Eastwood – TITS on the Beach
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Chloe Grace Moretz Face
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I find Happiness in Chimp Throws Poo At Grandma’s FAce
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Alec Baldwin Wants to Forget the Voicemail He Called His Daughter Ireland a Pig on…
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Brining Music to the Deaf
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Kendall Jenner – Shorts
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Courtney Cox – Bikini
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Hot British Slut in a Bikini in Dubai
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Soccer Erotica of the Day
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Weird Cartoons….
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Reptiles in Florida…
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Rita Ora White Panties
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Sarah Hyland Showing Some Bra
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Selena Gomez – Really Expensive House…
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John Legend is the Worst…Here he is Singing Gordon Ramsey Quotes
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Kaley Cuoco at Some Event
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Google GNOME
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Ashley James – Tits
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Dog Carries Other Dog in a Bucket
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Kim K – Tube Top Monster
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Wrestling Proposal
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Carrie Underwood in a Slutty Dress
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The Are Selling the 2008 DNC Speech at Auction
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Justin Trudeau Challenged Matthew Perry to a Fight
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Real Life Iron Man is a Joker with his Jet Packs
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Jasmine Tookes – Model
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Louis CK Trailer…
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DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP………..Battle of the Bulge….
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Cam Girls Whoring…Cam Girls…
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Naked Yoga in NYC
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Masturbating Babe
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Superman THAT HO
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Rhian Sugden in Body Paint
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Some Model Showing TIT
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Broken Asshole of the Day
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Sidewalk Sex
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Naked Redhead
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Slippery Porn Slut
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Naked Nature Watch
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…
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2017

Apr

Courntey Cox in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why every 40+ celebrity went on vacation this weekend…from GOOPY PUSSY PALTROW….to Rachel Hunter …. To Ashley Tisdale who lies about her age and is close to 40…and Bella Hadid‘s jacked up face that could be 40 thanks to the great impact fillers have on these girls fucking themselves up everywhere….to Sienna Miller….washing out her cunt…it’s been bikinis all day for days…

But they were all in bikinis this past weekend…as was Courtney Cox, the less hot Friend who is rich as fuck because of Friends…and whatever else she’s been up to besides getting knocked up by David Arquette 12 years ago on the set of Scream and there is nothing too exciting about it other than the tits that are likely fake and the body that’s not disgusting considering she’s old as fuck and a mom…so here she is bringing it for the COX fans…who don’t feel she should be showing us how she handles cox…even though she’s named after that skill set…scammer…instead she sits around in bikini….big tits everywhere…old…and still worth a fuck…

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2017

Apr

Iggy Azalea Twerking of the Day

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I guess this is an Iggy Azalea new video….

Iggy Azalea is a fucking lie. She’s bullshit. Nothing about her is authentic and the fact that she exists or found any fame is beyond me…

She played this whole ratchet stripper angle, but the reality is she came to America from Australia on a work visa you have to pay 10,000 dollars for. She’s not some slutty refugee who happened to get a record deal. She’s a fucking bullshit lie…

Well here she is continuing the lie – because it made her money….and will continue to make her money and really being a ratchet stripper is not a hard thing to pull off..it’s not like strippers are well trained dance experts or whatever…it’s bottom of the barrel shit…

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2017

Apr

Ariel Winter Sluts Out for Kids and A “Booty” Round-Up of the Day

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So controversial – so shocking – the Smurfs event porned up by a sitcom child star who hasn’t Dana Plato’ed herself yet…Ariel Winter is a disgusting pile of sloppy shit of a woman…or girl…depending on how PC you are….

Ariel Winter is fat, dumpy, yet for some reason so badly raised by her parents who were stage parenting her and trying to cash in on her, they didn’t discipline her, but rather just sucked up to her, creating a monster who when she turned 18 and could be her own person, decided to do it by sexualizing herself….despite not being hot…

Sure a lot of people bought into it, and though “Damn, it’s the girl from TV I wanted to fuck as she went through puberty because I’m a fucking sexual predator”…

But for those of us who never saw one episode of modern family, we can all objectively objectify her and say…there’s nothing hot about this….I mean other than the fact that she wore it to a kids event for kids dressed like this…in some stripper party dress…because she’s an independent person – has a personal brand of sex symbol despite being a sex symbol like most girls who aren’t sex symbols by want to be sex symbols do…by being extra slutty to prove something…and this just proves to me..what I’ve been saying all along…send her back to the farm…she’s better off being used as bacon…because at least bacon leaves me feeling satisfied and wanting more bacon….right?

Anything for attention….little attention seeker brat….seeking attention…

TO SEE HER AT THE MOVIE PREMIERE CLICK HERE

She posted this pictures saying her booty is back in LA – and Yes…your booty is everywhere you go – because it’s so fucking big…and that isn’t always a good thing….it can be a bad thing…despite being 18….

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2017

Apr

Sienna Miller Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s some pics of MOM, not my mom, but I wish she was or that I would like to role play that she was, as I crawl into her vagina, and have her birth me out, so that when I breast feed it feels like it’s real…. Sienna Mille r

I’ve always been a fan of hers, I thought she was great those 2-4 years she was getting movie roles, not because of her acting skills but because she was hot…I just liked her look, her accent, and that fact that she exuded slutty loose moral girl who likes being filled by cock, all while having a hot petite frame…but maybe that was an act, a story I wrote because she was naked in all her movies…like all hot women should be…

So seeing her washing out her pussy with SEA water in these pics…speaks to my fucking soul…it probably stings….the open wounds…disinfecting them…..

TO SEE THE REST OF BIKINI 1 CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Erotica of the Day

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I have been campaigning against Ashley Tisdale for a long time, she won a hottest girl of the year award, at this point many fucking years ago, but I keep going, and going and going, like I still run a blog at 47 years old that makes fun of 18 year olds, who won’t fuck me, because I am a vile fucking 47 year old who has a blog making fun of them, how is that normal, or something you’d want to be anywhere near…it’s terrifying…

Case in point, I’m fucking posting a GIF of Ashley Tisdale because she’s always known to maintain that body,because they face won’t matter as even the prettiest face, something she’ll never know, melts into a pile of shit…and the body…if it follows…as it usually does…will make said beautiful face a monster on a monster body, while this one started out disadvantaged….but knows if she maintains that body…people will still look at her dancing in a bikini…and that’s enough attention…if you think about it…the body is the pussy, ass, asshole, legs, feet and tits…while the head is just a mouth..so if you were buying a sex doll…you’d go for the body not the head…more bang for the buck…which I guess is what you do when you jerk off to this one…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2017

Apr

Rachel Hunter Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Rachel Hunter is no Christie Brinkley, but for anyone who is turning 47 like me will remember, when Rachel Hunter was at the top of her Sports Illustrated model game, she was the big one. She was the “Kate Upton”…you know sturdy, manly, not quite as famous but Rod Stewart married her because he historically is a bit dainty and likes manly women. She was not the busty delicate flower freak of nature of the petite frame…she was the tank…and that was at her prime, when estrogen still ran through her veins…so to assume she’s be anything but this shape at this age…she’s in her 60s…would have been wishful thinking on your part…in fact I was convinced she was going to be 300 pounds…but I guess her vanity…proved my genetic theory based on nothing scientific wrong….

Here she is all old and large…a fetish to some reliving the old days today….while I’m more the type of dude who relives the old dates with gooogle images..

Keep that shirt on….but the funny thing in all this is that she looks better than most college girls at Spring Break parties…and she does still have big tits…and we like big tits….they balance that belly…so maybe keeping the shirt off is the better strategy…

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2017

Apr

Dakota Johnson is 50 Shades of Boring in a Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson was at the beach with some Jonatan Taylor Thomas looking dude in a bikini top…where she got into a red bikini of her own…like she was some kind of fiery seductive vixen…while really she’s just boring….

Now in her defense, she’s not offensive looking in her bikini like some kind of Ashley Graham where you can’t figure out why she’s getting cast in movies where she plays the mousy girl trying to figure her sexuality out….and she is probably a real fucking pervert thanks to being third generation Hollywood, her grandmother was raped by Alfred Hitchcock, and her mom…by everyone in the industry before settling with Anotonio Banderas…and making this one with Don Johnson…during Miami Vice days…

I think it’s me, while on the beach or in the park when I see a girl in a bikini I get excited and want to jerk off in the nearest body of water to be subtle about it…but I am old…and jerking off is never subtle as I scream at my cock to get on with it, get over it, finish it off already…

But pictures of bikinis…fuck that…I want my computer time spent looking at spread assholes

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So – she wore a white one piece and looked a bit better…because she’s on all fours – but still boring….

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2017

Apr

Lea Michele is a Delicate Mermaid of the Day

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Gender Bending Lea Michele (see earlier gender bending post)…who I always just assumed was a man, continues the TUCK by putting on a MERMAID outfit…because boys or girls dressed like boys can’t be mermaids…you know driving the point home…

Now, I know she’s probably a she, and me calling her a man is just me being an asshole, but she’s famous and rich and can take it….

I understand why this bitch is famous…She sings show tunes and gay dudes love show tunes….and she was on the gayest show on TV and gay dudes love gay shows…especially when they are teenage gay dudes, who didn’t exist when I was in High School or they’d get beat the fuck up, but who now are in abundance thanks to shows like Glee and Gaga and all the other things that make gay cool….meaning that her fame has nothing to do with her looks, or lack there of…because gay dudes fuck dudes….and think all of their fat girl friends who are “fabulous” are hot…and beautiful….

So the lesson here is finding your market…and luckily when you have some success straight dudes will want to fuck you…..because they will fuck anything…very willing to fuck ugly tail…cuz it’s better than no tail…even if it is a troll looking bitch who may have a fucking tail….so it all works out in the end….

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