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2017

20

Mar

Alleged Fergie Butt Shot of the Day

This is an alleged Ferige Buttshot…that we can safely assume is not Fergie, but we can pretend for a minute that it is, probably during her meth years, when her lovely lady lumps were more covered in scabs, but still making money through sex work, and sticking bananas in her ass while staying at 1 star hotels…

I mean this is so fucking bootleg….if this is her, I’d be fucking surprised, but since I like nudes of all varieties….from people of all walks of life…thanks to being a voyeur in this exhibitionist world…I’ll take it…but you’d think we live in an era where nudes like this don’t exist…I mean what kind of gutter, badly posed, red eye shit is this…it doens’t give Fergie a woman I once held hands with while wasted, or whoever this is any fucking credit…and I guess the only exciting thing about it is that it’s a butt shot…and totally SFW according to TV standards and practices..

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2017

20

Mar

Cailin Russo Tits of the Day

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Cailin Russo’s dad is some punk rock dude who was barely punk rock – but who did exist is the 90s punk era with his band New Found Glory….her mom is likely one of his groupies, or maybe his high school girlfriend he cheated on after getting the record deal, and whatever their story is…who fucking cares…it’s about their crashing and burning of their DNA in her uterus that created this lovely, aspiring instagram model, who was almost on the hipster route to be a HADID….but capped out at 500,000 followers….

Her biggest performance was a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and the world went nuts on her, or hating her, as Bieber fans do…that was until today..unless these are old pics…where her big performance is her tits – with nipple ring…being all laid back, california and cool…..erotic…but not really…she looks old…

Oh and after looking at her instagram, it turns out she’s working on being a muscical artist also….you know because that’s where you go…for more attention and fame…when topless pics you’ve already one aren’t enough…

DREAMS CAN COME TRUE…

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2017

20

Mar

Nima Benati on the Beach of the Day

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I don’t know anything about Nima Benati – but I do know she’s amazing…and I want to be friends with her…not just because she’s an Italian in Miami doing the Italian in Miami thing and working it for the Italian paparazzi chick who shoots all these euro low levels to sell to the tabloids as if they are “famous in America”…and the tabloids buy into it because of the bikini pics…

She’s apparently a fashion photographer, which makes her even more interesting in her being topless on the beach for the paparazzi and I think I want to write her love songs, sing her love songs, even though I can’t sing and know nothing about music, leading to me interpretive dancing or miming her the love songs…probably while looking like a homeless person after the 3 days hitchhike to Florida…and the fact that I’m doing it outside some fancy restaurant she’s likely eating at with her rich boyfriends…because that’s how this world works…

BUT I can still stare at her tits, she can’t take that away from me…because I got the pics…

Her INSTAGRAM IS HERE …and she’s amazing…

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2017

20

Mar

Sara Sampaio’s Fashion Panty Flash of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a skinny bitch that no one in Portugal has ever heard of, yet she’s pulling the whole “I’m a Portuguese Model”…because anyone who knows Portuguese people, usually try to avoid hanging out or talking to them, except other Portuguese people, or if they are Nelly Furtado…and that’s probably why Victoria’s Secret decided that this Femme Bot would be from Portugal…when clearly she’s made from Adriana Lima DNA to replace LIMA…and it’s working out well for her because she’s famous as fuck.

This is her shoot that I am posting because I like her panty flash….I am a simple mind like that.

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Rachel Cook – Instagram Model Topless Shoot of the Day

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Rachel Cook is some low level model – who I don’t think I’ve heard of and who isn’t Rachel Leigh Cook but who I would let cook my dick in her polluted oven until I was good and ready and had all the rich guy in LA herpes that clearly give them magic powers to make more money, fuck more aspiring models and down on their luck bitches, with little to no commitment or responsibility because it’s transactional, the girls are hired hands..

That’s not to say that Rachel Cook is that kind of opportunist, I mean, sure, she is using her actual name to benefit her career on the shoulders of the actual Rachel Cook..but she has the excuse that it’s her name going for her…

It’s to say that all girls who are in pictures, videos, or photos are egos who want to be famous and praised…and they will all do what it takes to make that happen…they think it’s work ethic….I think it’s positioning, laziness, but having a good time as long as you have no soul or you don’t stop to think about it too long…

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2017

20

Mar

Chuck Berry Sex Tape To Celebrate his Life of the Day

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Most of you faggots probably know Chuck Berry as the godfather or the forefather or the grandfather of rock and roll….with his Johnny Be Good song, because he was so bad…

But I know him from this rumored sex tape, as the creepy uncle, godfather, rockstar with too much money, who makes hookers kiss his asshole while he farts…or who pisses on them…because he pays them and why the fuck wouldn’t he….that’s part of being a sex worker for rich guys…you gotta do things you may not be into…just another day at the office shit…

I don’t know if this is actually him, but the fact that I see tribute posts linking this video makes me laugh…it’s like let’s boil down this iconic guitar player who innovated or at least that’s what they say…a generation or really the history of music…to some VHS tape of him pissing on some slut..

I love it.

RIP you 90 year old I assumed was dead in the 70s….who lived until this weekend pervert..

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2017

20

Mar

Spring Break in Texas and Other stepNEWS of the DAy

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Drunks of the Day

Customer VS Drive Through Window

Wendy’s Employee Beats a Customer

Naked Guy with a Boner VS Cops

Girl Jumps Out of Moving Bus..

Wall VS Biker

Man Attacks a Women with a Hammer in California for being Korean

Segway Driver in the Public Bathroom

Man and Bear Scare Each Other

Dude Livetreamed his Death in Tennessee

Vegas Brawl

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you’re dealing with a girl who just refuses to send you nudes, even though she knows the only thing you care about in this world is nudes, and you don’t want to tell her to fuck herself for not sending you nudes, because you fear being labeled a sexual predator, or sexual assaulter, you need to take the delicate and romantic approach of her being your soul mate, and that you don’t need her nudes because you Have already seen them all telepathically because you live through her….the one girl out of 1000 who is crazy enough to ever send you nudes will believe you and send you nudes. It’s really just a numbers game –

The reality is, 1 in 5 girls will just send you nudes for the sake of sending you nudes because girls like attention – feeling hot – are Exhibitionists – so maybe the telepathy trick to find the crazy bitch is just good to find the crazy bitch so don’t do it for the nudes, do it for the weird sexual encounter you will have in the hotel she meets you at…and don’t bring your wallet..it could be a set up..

Yes…this is all I could come up with over the weekend of St Patrick’s Day of fat Irish sluts day drunk and ready to choke on dicks..I know..

Here are some morning links….

Crazy Bitch of the Day
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How To Spot a Fake Cuban Cigar
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West Jet Almost Hits the Water in St Martaan
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Lighting 90,000 Matches
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra
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New Coming in America Movie To Be Made….
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Some Maxim Slut
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Mariah Carey for St Patrick’s Day
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Pornstars Respond to Awkward Questions
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Rooster Strut…
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2017

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life philosophy is one you should all live by…on St Patrick’s day like a bunch of trashy Irish, or any day of the week…and that is…

Less cunt in your personality….more cunt in your selfies..

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…click them…

Scar Jo is Banging Chris Evans
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Big Girl in a Swimsuit
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Lauren Conrad’s Got Money
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Amanda Seyfried Got Married to Her Husband / Baby Daddy After her Blowjob Pics Happened…James Corden is Such a Faggot…
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A Lot of the Leaked Nudes…
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Lea Michele Slutty
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Nicole Scherzinger Haggard at a Night CLub
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American God’s Trailer
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Charlotte Mckinney Slutty Shoot
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J.Lo in a Slutty Dress…
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Kristen Bell – Cleavage in a Swimsuit
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Guess what Slut is Having a Birthday
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Bat Dogs – the ESPN Documentary on Bat Dogs…
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Some Chick Named Brianna Addolorato Topless on the BEach
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Olivia Holt – Slutty Shoot
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Abbey Clancy Nipples
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Coming to America – Sequel
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Gigi and Bella Hadid in NYC
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The Best Dialogue in Film
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Lena Dunham Troll Doesn’t Care What YOU Think About Her Body
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Unfunny Amy Schumer Blames Reddit and the Alt Right for her Shit Reviews
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American Playboy Trailer
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This Dude is an Origamist
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360 View from NASA’s TEst Site
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Lego Tapes Makes Everythign Lego
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Top 5 Porsche Concept Cars
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Marion Cotillard Made a Baby
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CJ Franco – Tight Shirt
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Drunk Girl Tries to Fist Herself
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MILFS on Springbreak
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Squirting Class is Hilarious
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Girl Got Sprayed
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Couple Busted in the Elevator
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Hot Girl Pussy
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Dude Keeps His Girl in Line by Shooting at Her…
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Traumatizing the Teen Stripper
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Masturbating in a Dark Basement
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Really Lame St Patrick’s Day Smut
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Afternoon tumblr Porn
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Jasmine Waltz – Sex Tape
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Beard Oil GETS HOT YOUNG BOOTY
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

17

Mar

Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

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Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money…

They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional..

So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want..

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW