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2017

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Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I tell girls I want them to teach me how to slow dance…

Then I tell them I love their big fat asses…cuz they remind me of two hot air balloons – colliding in the sky…before plummeting to the ground…and colliding into my face…so hard that I die..from their asses….

It doesn’t usually impress them, or make them sit on my face, and since I care and only care about the bridge where the anus meets the vagina. That’s been my main focus of the week….I get none of that…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Don’t Ask Emma Watson for a Selfie
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Kellyanne Conway on her Knees
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Stella Maxwell – Romee Slutty for Lingerie…
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Tommy Hilfiger’s 27 Million Dollar Florida Home is Hilarious
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Hot Rose Bertram for SI
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Hugh Jackman Loves Patrick Stewart’s Circumcision Story
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Basic Looking Brie Larson has Tits She Pushes Out to Promote Blockbuster Movies
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Trump Tries to Kill Cannabis Cup
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Lea Michele – Pink Bathing Suit
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Zoey Deutch Tits….
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Mariah Carey and her Big Tits
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This Dancing with the Star Contestant is their Biggest Star
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Katy Perry is Single…
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This is the Best Katy Perry Gnarly Face
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WAGS Miami Metisha Schaefer in Bikini
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Jemima Kirke is Naked and Has Hairy Armpits…
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Natalie Emmanuel – Pasties
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Netflix Made a WWII Series – This is the Trailer…
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JJ Abrams Says Mark Hamill is going to Win an Oscar for Next Star Wars
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Rihanna Gets her Humanitarian Award
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Uptown Fuck – But they Wait a Minute
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Dude’s Ford GT
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Oprah is Running for President…
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Ellie Gonsalves Treats of the Day
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Nicole Kidman Showing Nipple
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The Least Effective Weapons in History
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Candice Swanepoel in Covergirl Magazine – Wearing Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Conan’s Bill Paxton Tribute
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Maitland Ward Big Tits
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Putting Things in her Ass
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Big Hawaiian Looking Tits
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Office Fuck
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Big Sloppy Tits
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Yuliya Mayarchuch topless
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Michelle Monaghan’s Nipple…
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Spread Ass
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

01

Mar

Androgynous Lesbian Gender Bending Kristen Stewart in a Thong and Pantyhose for V Magazine of the DAy

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Kristen Stewart, the Lesbian actress who has been pretty fucking boring and not hot throughout her career, but where she had serious fame from Twilight….and this lesbian coming out thing has giving her a little depth to her already dull existence…mainly cuz she bangs a Victoria’s Secret opportunist model..Stella Maxwell..

I guess this is the new generation of dyke, maybe the hormones in the food, where the bull dyke era of Rosie O’Donnell lesbian is over, we are in a hip era of no gender, no sexuality, where where Lesbian or any sexuality is trend and cool….SoLesbians don’t have to ride motorbikes or wear construction boots and flannel…they don’t need to have asymmetric hair cuts, looking like David Bowie, like Kirsten Stewart but it’s bonus…but it cant be an identity crisis, or maybe it’s a no identity, don’t label me, rich girl weirdness…and who cares…she’s in a thong and pantyhose and not fat….works for me…

So these lesbians, are not the ready rip off any penis that comes their way type lesbian of the past….because they hate penis…this is hollywood lesbian…and it’s not all that lesbian…but rather sex tape I’d want to watch cuz she bangs stella Maxwell lesbian…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…it’s still worth watching pussy rub together…like they are trying to start a friction fire…

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2017

01

Mar

Britney Spears Great Outfit for Social Media of the Day

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Britney Spears is magical…and walking her do fitness because her handlers don’t like her fat….they want her strong and capable of performing daily….allowing them to further cash in on what they’ve already cashed in on time and time again….pushing her 40s…all strong, and muscular if you like healthy, fit and medicated…still earning….but some of us, like me, prefer when they crack, end up broke, strung out, and singing their hit songs from the late 90s in karaoke bars…where they also suck dick for rent money in the bathroom….

You know the winning stories…are often the least funs and Britney’s ups and downs could have ended with more downs, not some rock hard ass I want to chip my tooth on like I’m k-fed trying to cash in…right…

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2017

01

Mar

Sara Sampaio in Leggings of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the Portuguese wonder – who is not a Fisherman’s daughter, or who may be a fisherman’s daughter, but who is working as a tall skinny model in America…almost like her Portuguese story is just a fucking lie or angle to try to market herself better…

To me, she’s more than just a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s a fucking hero. She’s fought for the rights of really skinny girls with booty…something I love….and she’s told all the people hating on her for being skinny that she eats….sometimes…and that it’s ok to be healthy and skinny…you fat fucks…what a fucking activist who needs all the support she can get in this world of fat filled everything…

That said, she’s got a hole in her leggings, probably strategic…a little taste of slutty – or a pilot hole for later that night when her rich boyfriend rips it open to access her anus..but totally wonderful…and relatable…a triumph we’ve all seen on girls who are ambitious in their legging size, unaware that when stretched out enough – they become transparent..

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2017

01

Mar

Anastasia Ashley’s Naked and Afraid of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley just tapped out of Discovery Channel’s Naked and Afraid Fan Edition…where she was out in the jungle naked with some Vlogger naked….and they survived not eating, like she’s prepping for a bikini shoot, and not having fire in 50 degree weather, while jungle cats and other animals stalked her….

Good times….you dirty unshowered jungle slut…with your dirty unshowered jungle vagina…exposed to the elements before being wrapped in their Duct Tape survival item…

She was given her phone an hour a day, where she took some selfies…and girl looked animalistic and hot…like a jungle cat of her own…all jungle fever…but in a different way…

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2017

01

Mar

Zoe Cross Topless Model of the Day

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Zoe Cross can be found seducing her 100,000 followers #gallery-4 { margin: auto; } #gallery-4 .gallery-item { float: left; margin-top: 10px; text-align: center; width: 33%; } #gallery-4 img { border: 2px solid #cfcfcf; } #gallery-4 .gallery-caption { margin-left: 0; } /* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes/media.php */

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2017

01

Mar

Amanda Seyfried Pregnant Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Boring Ass Amanda Seyfried….who’s most amazing work has been her naked in movies – polarizing the generic Disney bitch in her other non nude roles that got her paid….but in terms of her personal life – or paparazzi covered life….has been this pregnancy because we know she let a dude cum in her…a dude who I think was her costar and possibly married to someone else, thanks to being an actress and thus having no moral code or value system…just greedy, grabby seductive tits…because besides this pregnancy all her captured moments have been her on her period in sweat pants unshwered…hot to me, cuz I like homeless stink…but not so hot for a young starlet…

And really, her pregnant ass is pretty fucking lifeless, dull, uneventful and the only thing interesting is how a hot rich chick can make things so fucking irrelevant…and boring…and lifeless…

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2017

01

Mar

Ashley Benson Exists of the Day

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I forgot about Ashley Benson, I don’t watch pretty little liars bullshit and I don’t really care about their busty chubby girl hipster who is probably making stupid money off her stupid instagram following – not really needing the whole acting thing to sustain her – as people are lazy, something you could tell by looking at Benson’s body at her prime….all full of craft services and not using the production company personal trainer she was given..

Now she’s out there with hipster hair, taking hipster photos, and is not as busty as she once was…the problem with fitness, weightloss, all this shit…

But she’s still pretty lovely….worth staring at…even though probably terribly fucking annoying, all these entitled cunts are…they are actors, it’s how it works…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Cassie Ventura and Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray in a Bikini of the Day

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Cassie Ventura is Diddy’s long time girlfriend and she’s in Florida being a rich, hot, girl on Diddy Payroll….arguably someone he keeps around when not cheating on her all the time, but who the fuck cares, she’s got the good life, the life everyone fucking wants and all she has to do is baby him like the needy man child he is….Diddy is the worst…Cassie in a bikini though…not bad.

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Also in her bikini is – Kelly Kelly / Barbara Jean / Barbie Blank-Souray is some WWF chick – married to some Hockey Player, relatively uninteresting…but existing in a a bikini and you know…sometimes some of these paparazzi staged bikini pics are all that fucking matter…in a world where nothing really matters…that’s saying alot…

I don’t fall for the cheesy WWF / WWE looking bitches, not even the hot ones, because they are so low level white trash…but she’s in a bikini and fit…in FLorida…looking like typical Florida…and not much wrogn with that.

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Posted in:Cassie Ventura|Kelly Kelly|SFW

2017

01

Mar

Kate Bosworth Nude for Some TV SHow of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is on a TV show, which is amazing because I love Kate Bosworth. She’s one of the only celebrities I’d say is hot as fuck, but it could be because she’s skinny, or maybe it’s her jawline, or maybe it’s because she was a model and never really did anything that I can think of, but everytime she was out in the paparazzi – i was like DAMN girl…sit on my face and show me the bridge where your anus meets you vagina…MY FAVORITE part of her…or any girl really….

That said…she’s looking her age, but it’s graceful and sophisticated….like a woman I want to see in action, past her prime but still hot and using all her years of experience living in the hollywood scene…to ride rides my face….since my penis is pretty insignificant…

But here she is doing lesbian sex for TV…looking naked but not naked enough because I can’t see the bridget where her anus meets her vagina…

I just found out people don’t find her hot…I am blown the fuck away…how is that possible…