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2017

09

Feb

Kate Beckinsale Dog in her Tits of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is warming her puppies in her puppies…GET IT…GOOD ONE Right…

I figure that’s the kind of joke the kind of nerdy social awkward 40 year old who is a fan of Kate Beckinsale who saw her in some bullshit Vampire shit back in 1999 and is still fucking jerking off to her – because she’s his dream girl…and will be forever…

I find the only thing amazing about her – the fact that she looks this good at 100 years old…how does that happens….especially when she’s British and by default should be grey skinned – drinking crumpets or something….but instead she’s taking tit pics for the internet…

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Ellie Goulding is a UK popstar…who had one big hit song that was on the radio all the fucking time…over and over again…to the point where you’d want to choke her out…and after looking at her slutty pics for social media…you’d probably want to choke her out in a romantic way….in the bedroom…while banging her…because girls, all girls, except maybe the lesbian kind are really into violent sex. Usually they are under 25 and as someone who remembers when that would be something that would have been frowned upon back in the 90s…it’s always weird to participate in…but these girls who grow up on porn beg for this shit…they love this shit…and if you don’t punch them in the face while banging them…they get mad….whether it is daddy issues, social media insecurities, or just porn…it doesn’t matter, it weirds me out…but the whole world is a terribly fucked up place….and here’s Ellie Goulding hitting a tire with her anger…

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Jackie Cruz MONSTER NIPPLES of the Day

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Jackie Cruz is from Orange is the New Black…..I’ve never heard of her, but wikipedia has and apparently she’s 30…and her nipples are fucking massive….at least I think they are, because she’s on the beach in a bathing suit that seems to have a window, and I think I can see her massive fucking dinner plate sized nipples..and it’s pretty gross…but expected because her last name is CRUZ…if you know what I mean…and you know….

She’s born and raised in America and the Dominican Republic – she was homeless – she’s had brain surgery and she’s got HUGE DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES…

I don’t know if this is erotic or not…but it’s DINNER PLATE SIZED NIPPLES…just missing some burgers on those fuckers…for me to eat off of..

Posted in:Jackie Cruz|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Ashley Graham Tries to Had Her Fat, While Pretending to Own the Fat, While No One Likes being Fat of the Day

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Ashley Graham and some other underserving cunts got the cover of VOGUE, because VOGUE wants the “it” people involved who are not actual models but are actual models like Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner because they pretend they are…and the people pander to them, because they are rich and that’s how the world works…coddle the already coddled…and the good news is that it won’t fix them….and eventually they’ll crack, too bad they arey younger, it will probably happen later in life…when I’ll be dead.

Ashley Graham, the woman three times the size of all the other women, charging….at the cameraman because he’s holding a burger…now that shit’s crazy…The media loves fat people – to sell burgers, fries, and candy to…

They want us on pharmaceuticals for diabetes, heart disease and high blood pressure….so celebrate fat girls…make fat acceptable…when everyone knows that it’s not acceptable, it’s disgusting…EVEN THEM…

They want us lazy as fuck….to consume their bullshit and be too lazy to overthrow the government…But unfortunately, the fat girls they use are the ones with the loudest voices are the fucking worst…as they promote being “healthy Fat”…even though that doesn’t exist…and we all know they wish they weren’t fat…but are milking their fat…cuz it gets them on the cover of Vogue…and if you can make money in a lazy way with a lazy attitude cuz you’re lazy – proven by your fatness….you keep that lie going….

Garbage…but the funny thing is she’s doing fat girl posing tactics, like hand on thigh, to look like she’s less offensively fat…because VOGUE doesn’t like fat people no matter how hard they pretend…

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Promoting Swimsuits of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is one of the Sports Illustrated models who doesn’t really matter, but who gets in a bikini, and we like bikinis…I hate these bikini shoots…

The problem with Hannah Ferguson is that her only skill set is getting into a bikini, and for some reason people hire her based on that alone, but the fact is there are so many girls willing to do this for free – and they do do this for free…so why use this one who has been picked up by an agency and a magazine no one cares about…there’s no benefit to using her than the like thousands of other girls on Instagram with millions of followers who don’t have the ego, day rate, etc…

If marketing people weren’t lazy and actually did their jobs, they would figure out that they could get 10 Hanna Ferguson’s for the price of Hannah Ferguson, they just won’t have a team behind them to make the contract insane…which is even better…

The world has figured out that that there is no need for “bikini” models chosen by some archaic agency and some out of touch magazine but the brands are just fucking clueless…

We got all kinds of girls in bikinis all day everyday…why is this one booking at least one job a year? It’s weird, but maybe SI makes their army of girls do free shoots for their advertisers…YOU never know…

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

09

Feb

Etam Lingerie Video with High Priced Model and 800 Views of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, using her American work Visa, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system and paying more taxes to the system than you’re broke Walmart working ass..

She’s the type of model who puts her tits out there, you can google that shit, I’m too lazy…but today she’s in a video for Valentines day, one of the most boring videos, for a massive lingerie brand…using an expensive model, shit probably cost them 100k to do…and yet when I pulled it from their youtube it had 800 views…

I can’t even get paid 10 dollars to do a video that will get at least 2,000 views…thanks to you…my loyal followers….who complete me but who never send me money to pay my fucking bills…asshole mooches…

Here are her tits from the past…because tits are great…

Posted in:Videos

2017

09

Feb

Finger Sniffer and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Throws Cup of Semen on Girl in the Store

Man Plays with Woman’s Nipple at Train Station

Dude Busted having Virtual Sex

Male Stripper VS Woman

Man Ignites Fireworks Store

Texas Sized Clerk VS Robber

Horrible Ski Accident

Man Hole Explodes

Neighbors Have a Knife Fight

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t think it’s just a black person thing, you know the whole “they all look the same”…because scrolling through tinder..it seems like every girl looks the same.

Sure there are three or four categories of girl that all girls can be slotted into, and sure they have different hair color, tit size, ass size whatever….but the way I see it is they are either asymmetric hipster raver hair that identify as they, all feminist, women’s rights, lesbian and shit…even though that who feminism thing crosses over to all these groups because they are women…the other are those in Calvin Klein underwear who have a kardashian face fake looking tits and lips laying in bed doing duck face and those who are tattooed up….

And I want to fuck, or at least see the vaginas of THEM all…

Here are some morning links…

Tom Hiddleston’s Prepared Statement to GQ about Taylor Swift….
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Bill Nye Saves the World….
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Honest Trailer of John Wick…
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Ashley Graham Posed Thinner for Vogue
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Paris Jackson’s Tank Top
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Dog Wick is John Wick but with a Dog
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Rita Ora’s New Face….
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The latest Friday the 13th Has Been Killed…
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Machine that Sorts Candy
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Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple…
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These Kids Snuck into Super Bowl with Nothing But a Ladder…
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Look One Celeb You’ve Never Heard of Sells House to Other Celeb You’ve Never Heard Of
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Recreating 5000 year old beer
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2017

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I once wrote that my favorite thing about Beyonce was knowing that she will one day die – but as it turns out – that’s my favorite thing about most people…all the time…because people are pretty much the fucking worst…until they send me vagina pics or videos, with or without squirt, because that’s the kind of shit I fucking love…unfortunately….I get one tinder match a month…come on hot young girls…my “i’ll make you famous, let me lock you in my basement to cultivate you into a star”…isn’t supposed to be a deterrent…

ALl this to say – Vagina pics makes everything better – and stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Shailene Woodley News of the DAy
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Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass in a Movie
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Lady Gaga VS Body Shamers
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Selena Gomez – Lives
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73 Questions to Make you Hate Lena Dunham
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I Think Black People are the Only People Watching Daytime TV
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More Selena Gomez LIVES – Showing Belly
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109 Year Old Man’s Secret to Living to 109
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What a Brand New Japanese House Looks Like
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Dakota Johnson – 50 Shades Tits
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Arnold Schwarznegger – and Trump are In it Together…
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Just a COuple Bitches on the Beach
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Machine Sorts Candy By Color
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Grass Snake Plays Dead….
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101 Grand Theft Auto Facts
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Old Neck
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Jackie Cruz – Huge Nipples
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Hot Naked Model
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Black Chyna Big Tits
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Victoria Secret for Valentines…
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Oh Shit – See Through Dress at the SAG Awards
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Dumb Invisible chair Prank
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Christie Brinkley and Her Daughter
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Some Trash in a Bikini
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George Lopez VS Woman Who Doesn’t Like Racist Jokes
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5 Years Ago I Won a Modeling Contest and Got Nothing
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Drugged Out Girl in a Tree
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Locker Room Bang
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Hot Ass and TRUMP….
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Naked Swimmer
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Huge TITS!
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Wife and Her Werid Role Play
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Increase Orgasms While Committing Murder
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Skinny Naked Blonde
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

08

Feb

Natalie Portman’s Bare Ass in a Movie of the Day

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I don’t know if this really qualifies as a pic of Nat Portman’s bare ass, but she looks like she’s naked on the beach in this move, so I guess it does count, I’m just desensitized from the media and need gaping asshole being inserted to tighten up her mom pussy pics – to actually care…while this is just weird to me…

But lucky for Natalie Portman, she’s Natalie Portman, the Hot Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere, hoping they one day find their Natalie Portman….the beacon of hope that there are other hot Jewish girls out there…and there are…I’ve fucked a few of them…and they all had big tits…not that Natalie Portman, your favorite Star Wars star, RIP Carrie Fisher, and a mom of at least one…or maybe two kids….has big tits…but she’s still Jewish…and that’s ok…unless you’re a racist American who think her people control tech, entertainment, finance, the media, medicine, pharma.. because they do..but from your white sheet wearing trailer park party…where you wrestle lawn furniture…that there seems like a conspiracy…like calling this pic of her ass a pic of her ass…it’s clearly not ass enough

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW