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2017

20

Mar

Bella Thorne for some Cosmetics Company of the Day

You know the day is coming to an end and my turning off my computer to sext, drink, sext in real life, get rejected, feel like a failure, hate myself and pass out on the floor, luckily not covered in puke because my body loves alcohol so much it doesn’t let me waste it….when I post some Bella Thorne…

I’m into drinking her Kool Aid, I’d rather it was her squirt, something I’m not convinced she does yet, as it hasn’t been snap chatted..

I like that she’s a young girl who has a great body and a jacked up from face filler face…who consistently brings low level perverted content for her pervert fans…

I like knowing that there will continue to be a generation of young sluts…who are even more into exhibitionism thanks to 24 hour a day social media channels…something the young narcissists never had back when they had teams control their image….allowing her to represent the real chaos…of everything….going on in the world…ass and porn…tits and sexts…everything….out of fucking control…and she’s the one with the most mainstream commercial success doing it…I mean other than the Kardashians and all the other influencers with more followers than her…who work as actors in the mainstream…

This is a shoot she did for a magazine…

This is a shoot she did for a make-up company…

In both, she’s a bit tranny looking…the way you want her to be thanks to her tranny-like head….but that body…tight.

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2017

20

Mar

Dioni Tabbers by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my documenting of her getting naked -> LINK HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO GO FIND IT

She’s DUTCH, she’s got 24,000 followers, she’s not a hipster model from LA, but she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things…I am too self involved and focused on nudes that time to name these holes is just wasted energy….

It’s like the fact that she’s got a vagina proves to me that she’s just another dog doing tricks to please the patriarchy….and I’m just down with her CONTRIBUTION to the world..

This is shot by Ellen Von Unwerth who is a great, legendary even, photographer who pretends to be the female Helmut Newton and gets work because of it…since that’s not a bad thing, her pics are good, she’s good, and most importantly..she’s a pervert with pervert pics…an icon to some…mainly nude models who get to shoot with her and feel validated that all the getting naked was building toward something great…

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2017

20

Mar

Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day

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Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs…

Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift….

I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird.

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

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Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul…

I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit….

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day

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Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for…

The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports…

Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment….

MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist.

Posted in:SFW|Yanet García

2017

20

Mar

Pia Mia Perez in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez is some really skinny youtube bitch with stage parents from US GUAM…who made it in mainland America and not just their territory where they have a military base and where strippers I know, the career travel blogging strippers, go to work for 6 months a year….

She’s rich and she’s connected. She gets hired. She gets work. She hangs with cunty LA kids…and she’s in a one piece bathing suit checking out her implant because I guess it lacks senstivity and she wants to make sure it’s still there…and didn’t like slip down into her crotch reason…because that would make for a weird cameltoe….one that looks more like a cock…and sure…she’s got the asian sex worker vibe…and probably morals and values thanks to being whored out…but she’s not that TRANNY kind…

I don’t know why I am posting this..BUT it is about to happen and if you’re reading this…then motherfucker it done did…

She looks like a 10 year old with tits…it is freaking me out…

Posted in:Pia Mia Perez|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Anouk Von Kleef’s See Through Bikini Top of the Day

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Anouk Von Kleef is someone I’ve never heard of – but I like that her name rhymes with QUEEF – because I am a basic human being with a basic sense of humor that no one finds funny, clever, smart or interesting…but that I feel will be sustainable and long lasting…thanks to posting pics of some hot model with a see through bathing suit, a fetish to any and all dudes who like naked women….and that alone means that I don’t need good jokes, you’re just here for the see through bathing suit…so thank you Queef sounding dutch model I’ve never heard of…and your bikini…and long body…for making this post matter…together we are business partners and you don’t even know I exist…

MAGIC….or bottom feeding…depending on who you ask.

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2017

20

Mar

Ariel Winter Sucking it In with a Huge Cigar of the Day

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Ariel Winter just keeps bringing it…this is an outfit she wore a couple of weeks ago, that I guess she looked hot in, or maybe it was her impersonation of Monica Lewinsky that she’s putting out there as she is trying to play her in the upcoming Hilary Clinton biopic, because she’s got about the same level of sex appeal as Lewinsky, in a “well she’s young and around, I’ll fuck her with this cigar”…

She’s also pretty happy with how her big re-shaped tits – have managed to offset her gut that is not spilling over her pants like it should, because of a simple thing called photoshop or maybe it’s the asian food enema from eating tainted feces grown lettuce….because this is from her China trip…since China’s the future or some shit, and I’d be surprised if this one was, but she’s done pretty alright with herself as a child star to insta thot straight thotting…thot provoking…thotful…all while remaining a bit of a pig…something people seem to like because she’s on TV…

I guess what I am getting at is that Ariel winter looks like this pretty much never…but it happened once so take it in….

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

20

Mar

Toni Garrn and EMily DiDonato in Bikinis of the Day

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I live in a world where everything is so fucking gutter. Girls, even the fancy ones, are shameless self promoting hookers. The exhibitionism…the slutty photoshoots…the playing up the whole “I am a model”…bullshit….is just shoved down our throat…even the fancy rich bitches are Kardashians and rathcet, vile, stripper like…and the strippers and sex workers I hang out with are ratchet, vile, stripper like….and even professional women are ratchet, vile and stripper like…just get some Xanax and Wine in them and next thing you know they are showing you how they twerk…it’s the worst…or the best….but I remember a time when the hot girl was the quiet girl, the turtle neck girl, the tame girl, the shy girl, the girl in her J.Crew Khakis who you’d find out once in the bedroom was a virgin, but really into ANAL…you know….because GOD doesn’t count anal as sex…it’s just masturbating with poop…that’s why the priests are into it…Yes…church girls…who aren’t broken and into fucking their mom’s crucifix…Tennis club girls who aren’t ass spread on social media…you know classic classy class…

So here’s J.Crew porn…featuring some models to tap into that…

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW|Toni Garrn