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2017

20

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re dealing with a girl who just refuses to send you nudes, even though she knows the only thing you care about in this world is nudes, and you don’t want to tell her to fuck herself for not sending you nudes, because you fear being labeled a sexual predator, or sexual assaulter, you need to take the delicate and romantic approach of her being your soul mate, and that you don’t need her nudes because you Have already seen them all telepathically because you live through her….the one girl out of 1000 who is crazy enough to ever send you nudes will believe you and send you nudes. It’s really just a numbers game –

The reality is, 1 in 5 girls will just send you nudes for the sake of sending you nudes because girls like attention – feeling hot – are Exhibitionists – so maybe the telepathy trick to find the crazy bitch is just good to find the crazy bitch so don’t do it for the nudes, do it for the weird sexual encounter you will have in the hotel she meets you at…and don’t bring your wallet..it could be a set up..

Yes…this is all I could come up with over the weekend of St Patrick’s Day of fat Irish sluts day drunk and ready to choke on dicks..I know..

Here are some morning links….

Crazy Bitch of the Day
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How To Spot a Fake Cuban Cigar
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West Jet Almost Hits the Water in St Martaan
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Lighting 90,000 Matches
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Elle Fanning in a Sports Bra
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New Coming in America Movie To Be Made….
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Some Maxim Slut
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Mariah Carey for St Patrick’s Day
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Pornstars Respond to Awkward Questions
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Rooster Strut…
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2017

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My life philosophy is one you should all live by…on St Patrick’s day like a bunch of trashy Irish, or any day of the week…and that is…

Less cunt in your personality….more cunt in your selfies..

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…click them…

Scar Jo is Banging Chris Evans
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Big Girl in a Swimsuit
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Lauren Conrad’s Got Money
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Amanda Seyfried Got Married to Her Husband / Baby Daddy After her Blowjob Pics Happened…James Corden is Such a Faggot…
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A Lot of the Leaked Nudes…
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Lea Michele Slutty
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Nicole Scherzinger Haggard at a Night CLub
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American God’s Trailer
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Charlotte Mckinney Slutty Shoot
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J.Lo in a Slutty Dress…
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Kristen Bell – Cleavage in a Swimsuit
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Guess what Slut is Having a Birthday
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Bat Dogs – the ESPN Documentary on Bat Dogs…
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Some Chick Named Brianna Addolorato Topless on the BEach
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Olivia Holt – Slutty Shoot
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Abbey Clancy Nipples
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Coming to America – Sequel
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Gigi and Bella Hadid in NYC
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The Best Dialogue in Film
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Lena Dunham Troll Doesn’t Care What YOU Think About Her Body
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Unfunny Amy Schumer Blames Reddit and the Alt Right for her Shit Reviews
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American Playboy Trailer
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This Dude is an Origamist
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360 View from NASA’s TEst Site
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Lego Tapes Makes Everythign Lego
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Top 5 Porsche Concept Cars
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Marion Cotillard Made a Baby
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CJ Franco – Tight Shirt
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Slutty and Amazing Cam Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Drunk Girl Tries to Fist Herself
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MILFS on Springbreak
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Squirting Class is Hilarious
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Vintage Porn Trailer of the Day
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Girl Got Sprayed
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Couple Busted in the Elevator
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Hot Girl Pussy
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Dude Keeps His Girl in Line by Shooting at Her…
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Traumatizing the Teen Stripper
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Masturbating in a Dark Basement
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Hot Amateur of the Day
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Really Lame St Patrick’s Day Smut
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Afternoon tumblr Porn
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Jasmine Waltz – Sex Tape
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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More Free Slutty Girls on Webcam
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Beard Oil GETS HOT YOUNG BOOTY
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Anastasia Ashley VS Masturbating Monkey
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2017

17

Mar

Agent Provocateur Sugar Baby Bikinis with Lambos of the Day

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Agent Provocateur gets that the 90s are in. They also know that their audience is primarily instagram hookers who use their instagram to command higher weekend rates with the guys they “date”…for rent money…

They know that it’s the primary gift from rich married guys to their mistresses, or even rich guys in general to girls that are hot and sexy and worth paying for, because you get to be in charge and they won’t complain because you cater to their materialistic bullshit yet hot existence…it’s all transactional..

So they went into swimwear because sugar babies are more than just into fucking in hotel rooms, but also going to the beach or rocking out on the yacht…and this is their campaign with vintage 90s lambos that is actually styled and exactly what I’d want..

Posted in:Agent Provocateur|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Hailey Badlwin Stupid Dance of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is the most irrelevant of the group of “it girls” who aren’t actually “it girls” but who the fashion industry and advertising industry are presenting to us as “It girls”…so that they have puppets who aren’t money motivated, with big following, to sell bullshit product to their retard groupie followers…despite not being hot, talented, interesting, or compelling in any way…it’s just fluffy nonsense, candy coated dog shit really, and their all lucky they are rich kids because without their parents money / fame / whatever – they’d be nothing but cokesluts working bottle service…like most sluts I know…

That said, I decided to check in with Hailey Baldwin to get a sense of her life, existence, the content she puts out there…and it’s not worth jerking off to, but she is eating pizza and dancing – which I can assume is porn to some of you…I just prefer my porn to involve creampies…not PIZZA PIES…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW|Videos

2017

17

Mar

Amanda Holden Nipple of the Day

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Amanda Holden is not Amanda Seyfried…and she didn’t release pics of her sucking off the Mac Guy…a few days after marrying her baby daddy that she’s been knocked up by for the last few months….

But she’s also a slut, egotistical, narcissistic, out there trying to be famous because famous is in – an she’s doing it with intentional nip slips…

My kind of girl…even though I don’t know who the fuck she is…

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2017

17

Mar

Arianny Celeste in a Shitting Stance of the Day

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Arianny Celeste jacked up her face like a low level vegas hooker – we can assume she was before Dana White sold her on a dream, prior to UFC becoming huge, making her the OG, den mother slutty half naked ring girl…something that led to her having a massive audience and enough money to continue jacking up her body with plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…like this….new face who this…hustle…

I posted her IN A SLUTTY SHOOT SHOWING NIPPLE CLICK HERE

And today I am posting her in the shitting stance..because I like targeting the kind of retard dude into UFC…they seem easily entertained and I’m trying to grow traffic here…

Posted in:Arianny Celeste|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Paige Elkington Shoot in the Church of the Day

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Paige Elkington is a girl I follow on social media – and I find her very hot ….

I didn’t really know who she was until stalking one of her friends….feeling compelled to google her and her Twin Peaks fetish and it turns out that she’s hot, possibly interesting, even if she seems like she’s trying hard….but in a terrible turn of events, that is probably great for her, but disappointing to anyone with tastes….shes’ dating one of the dudes from Maroon 5…the worst fucking band that rapes my brain of pretty much all time…

At least it’s not Adam Levine but rather some other dude making millions off that annoying music…and dude really deserves the money because having to listen to Adam Levine sing his girlie sounding songs – while sharing tour buses and backstage with him – must be so fucking awful dude deserves the millions upon millions…you couldn’t pay me enough to be in the room with the dude for more than 10 minutes…and this guy records albums and travels the world with him….the things people do for cash…cash that helps get girls like this….Paige…because lets face it…she doesn’t fuck poor dudes…

Here are her pics of her looking hot because she’s hot…

Posted in:Paige Elkington|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Sara Underwood – TOpless on Snapchat of the Day

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Playboy drop out and FAKE TIT owner – Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…and it’s worth jerking off to…

Especially since you can google her pussy pics…a pussy Seacrest probably did coke off of – as he does….he’s a little homosexual workhorse – dude probably sleeps an hour a day to keep his billion dollar empire going….

Not that this is about Seacrest, it’s about Hawaii……and Sara Jean tits…

Posted in:Sara Underwood|Videos

2017

17

Mar

Hilary Duff VS Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking legs – so seeing her in a pair of leggings is not only hot to me….who has recently developed a thick leg fetish…It’s a sign of strength and ability to bounce up and down on my face…not that Hilary Duff, despite being horny as fuck lately would do that to me…but she’s a beacon of hope or guideline for other big legged women I come across in my everyday life..you know a reference point…

But her vs Leggings…is like war, as you know those things are struggling to not explode off her…in some Incredible Hulk type moment…it’s just unfortunate we can’t see her from behind…

THAT SAID…WE CAN SEE HER PRETENDING TO CLEAN…despite having nannies and cleaning crew as she’s a rich entitled coddled child star…because SWIFFER gave her money…and seeing a girl who doesn’t clean cleaning is hot to me…because this world forgets a woman’s role…but I don’t…and never will..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Paige WWE Tits of the Day

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I don’t watch the WWE, but some of the trashiest middle of the road, weird as fuck dudes, who for some reason are often times European, love this shit..and the women involved..they love the storylines, the dude on dude action, and the women involved who make it less homo…

I have been to a WWE event…thanks to HeymanHustle who got me front row tickets, as he runs the shit, and it was hilarious to see the kind of people into this…and the women involved…who all look like gutter strippers who should be working a truck stop….but instead mount each other…

I don’t remember Paige…but I did check her instagram where she has 3,000,000 follers..but only gets 300 likes a pic…seems legit…enough to post titty pics..on social media for some kind of attention.

I dig it….

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