2017
04
Apr
Madison Beer is some stage parented, Justin Bieber found object, with tits that are trying to make it in America through song, and through tits, because people like 18 year olds and their tits, and now is the window of their tit opportunity to maximize and establish their tit future.
Now she’s in a magazine, showing the tits, but not to the extent we want to see the tits, that’s all part of the tit mystery.
Here is her social media tits…
Here she is in fitness
Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW
2017
04
Apr
I don’t know what Mischa Barton’s marketing hustle is, but she was on Dr Phil yesterday, and unlike the CASH ME OUSSIDE girl who now has 8 million followers for being some illiterate pile of trash who America Loves…no one cared about Mischa Barton…
The whole show was about how she is stigmatized for being crazy, all because she was certified insane a while ago, and because a few months ago she had another crazy episode….but it also covered this new Sex Tape scandal, that is clearly a marketing hook, because no one gives a fuck about the Mischa Barton sex tape, we live in a porn era and she doesn’t matter, but with media she gets coverage and interest and it will increase the sale price of the tape that as of now is worth 500 bucks at best….but that they are trying to get 500k for…WHAT THE FUCK….
Well, she’s so down on her luck and crazy and in need of money, that aside from marketing her sex tape like she’s the victim, because she’s not getting work…she’s also promoting hooker water for the paparazzi owned hooker water company…that I guess they are paying her to be part of …or that I guess she is hoping sells sex tapes and the whole thing isn’t that hot or exciting because the main flaw in it is that it is Mischa Barton….
She’s old, she’s misguided and she’s pretty much done…did…
Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW
2017
04
Apr
TOM CRUISES robot wife is still on her show…and I still said all I need to say about her last week when I first saw clips from the show….because robot Nicole Kidman makes me laugh and her whole storyline is funny….but I only have so much to say about her…
So it’s better when she’s getting naked in a movie, not in a weekly series, so I can stagger the Scientology created her in the basement lab to mask Tom Cruise’s gay…like they mask Danny Masterson’s rape… and when they fired her as his robot wife…something they trained the robot to be while producing her movie the Stepford Wives…they forgot to give her the “ghost” in her shell….like she was Scarjo…..and she continues to go on…soulless…acting…getting naked…looking pretty much the same as she always has…because Robots don’t age…and I guess when the apocalypse finally happens…and this bitch continues to exist…the world will find out the truth…but unfortunately we will all be too dead to basque in the glory of knowing I am right and that these tits are AI…something that won’t stop you from jerking off to her – because AI is your only hope in finding love….because you’re pathetic and fuck inanimate objects as it is…
I come from an era where the fat dude from NYPD Blue, Denis Franz, showing his ass on TV caused an uprise with the Christian weirdos who try to repress human nature and the human experience, so seeing TV take it’s cue from internet porn always speaks to my soul…keep up the good fight you big budget fucks…
Posted in:Nicole Kidman
2017
04
Apr
Tove Lo is an artist people. She has a song that was really huge and that means she comes from a special place where artists come from…you know because commercial success is what actually defines artists..or maybe it’s what makes artist go over the top in their artistry so that people don’t discover they are actually just a bunch of posers, fame whores, trying to cash in…narcissists who love being stared at and watched….by people who pay to see them….dancing monkeys record labels use to cash in on…because it is a business after all…and real artists are usually too busy in basements, squatting, or in the jungle at some commune, or homeless on the street…to have the vanity needed to be a celebrity…so I call bullshit on Tove Lo…but support her attempt to trick the basic minded people into thinking she is art…by pulling out her tits…in concert…for kids…like a sex offender…because it’s just doing the Madonna 2.0….shock / awe / expose / be talked about, sell albums, fly private, buy mansions, support people….like real artists do….not that I care she’s showing her average at best tits…and that works for me….
Posted in:Tove Lo
2017
04
Apr
Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t know what she’s promoting, or why she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she thinks she’s ovulating because she’s that into her role as lifelong woman, she needs to channel things women go through…or maybe she is a woman and I am just an asshole for calling her a dude due to her hard face, when she’s got a fit little body for a 30 year old, with some swollen, likely implant tits, making her face and her manly jaw irrelevant…something we can assume she’s trying to prevent herself as a whole, with her voice of an angel, in whatever it is she’s promoting by getting half naked, because that’s how people promote things, in this “don’t sexualize me, let me sexualize myself, since sex sells world”….
Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW
2017
04
Apr
I like seeing hot model bitches you’ve never heard of because they aren’t quite famous yet, but they are trying to get there and all it takes is a good music video or porn tape or seires of titty pics to get there – because that’s how the world works – get naked for followers – but never admit you’re doing it for that purpose – pretend it is empowering. GOOD FOR BUSINESS….
I also like when those model bitches you’ve never heard of are eating burgers and fries because I know it’s their one meal of the week, or maybe it isn’t even a mean and she went and puked it up, or maybe she eats like this daily but won’t be fat due to genetics, since she’s named BERIT…we can assume she’s first generation American from Minnesota..
But I really like…when their tits are out…like Berit’s tits…that are out…and have been out before – but never too many tits is what my granny always told me and my granny was always right…
Edgy.
Posted in:Berit Birkeland
2017
04
Apr
Ophélie Guillermand is some model with a lot of followers – so I assume she’s important – even though this is the first time I’ve heard of her….
Between all the girls being thrown at us from every industry…movies, music, TV, Fashion, lingerie, Swim, Porn,hip hop ratchet…and all the girls throwing themselves at us on instagram, snapchat, TUMBLR in their slutty selfies…and all the girls on tinder, or in real life at stripclubs or bottle service or even working at Starbucks as a BARISTA…exposing themselves and sending nudes…
It is impossible to keep track of them…you see because every girl is a slutty, exhibitionist, attention seeker…
So this Ophélie Guillermand…is apparently in the top 50 models in the world, sounds legit, and more important than “some girl who shows her tits on the itnernet”…making this fire more premium to digest…like a fine wine…versus malt liquor…the pussy version…
She’s from France, so topless is like wearing a shirt…and here are the tits regardless because topless to me…will always be topless to attempt to jerk off to even if I need more anus exposed to actually get off…These are some big natural juicy old tits…foreplay…
Posted in:Ophelie Guillermand
2017
04
Apr
In case you weren’t a believer that BELLA HADID was a model…and you just assumed that BELLA HADID was a rich kid, with an older sister who is also a rich kid, and a mom who is a fame whore reality TV star, who shamelessly wanted attention so bad she did some show about vapid rich housewives…while her other stepsons did some other reality show and her other stepdaughters did another reality show…in the whole LA scene is some incestuous, vortex from hell of these vain egotistical rich people sucking each other’s dicks while having this superiority complex that gets them hired by idiot brands trying to get a piece of that action…making them all more money….
Here’s the Sunday Times Fashion Insert proving she’s a model…because they don’t just feature vapid rich kids that aren’t even that hot…they feature vapid rich kids that aren’t that hot but that tricked the world into thinking they are models….
That’s how journalism works…they’d never lie to us…meaning Bella Hadid is REAL..just look how she poses – how could that be a lie…
Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW
2017
04
Apr
I find it interesting that anyone can become a model nowadays – thanks to social media and a last name. You don’t need to have anything that makes you look like a model. You don’t need to be tall or sickly skinny or interesting looking. You just need those followers, that last name, a Half Sister with connections from being one of the most popular models, paving the way for you to scam your way into being a model, without having anything substantial about you….and it fucking works…because people are flimsy morons who don’t care about value or substance, and just take what’s given to them, or what they are told to take, because they are lazy minds, drones even, trained to double click photos, but not to push the boundaries of content or humanity to do interesting things…
I feel like I live on a Disney set….and funny enough on this Disney set is a hell of a lot of women far more amazing that Lottie Moss…and I like all women….yet they just don’t have the right last name or half sister to create them…..
I understand nepotism, keep the rich richer, but this inclusion is nonsense, it’s like this girl isnt’ hot enough to be a top model, why give her the job, cuz she asks? Put her in the office, or behind the scenes, or like a back-up dancer because she can’t actually sing…where singing is standing around and posing for the camera…
She’s not Kate Moss…but she can pretend she is because people hiring her apparently do.
Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW
2017
04
Apr
Woman Hops Off Moving Bus
Amy Schumer Freaks Out On Another Girl Calling her a Slut and Prostitute For Making Out with her Boyfriend
Cops Unload Clip on Utah Man who Apparently Has a Gun
Motorcycle Dude Catches on Fire
Woman Get Stabbed By Her Husband
Dutch Dude in Thailand Electrocutes Himself
Gas Station Clerk VS Gun
Dead Tourist After Bar Brawl
I Like When the Bull Wins
