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2017

26

Jan

Britney Spears Fitness Addict of the Day

Britney Spears looks good – now that she’s really into fitness, and despite fitness having this weird effect on older women like Britney Spears, maybe because of the lower estrogen, or the fact that they are moms and their bodies are wrecked thanks to being old…but fitness is addictive and I still like what I’m seeing…

Sure, she’s a bi-polar, certifiable, insane person, at least that’s how her parents presented her so that they could keep her under conservatorship as it makes them money, and crazy people need addictions, and fitness is one of those addictions a lot of mid 30 year old women have as they transition into being really horny, really masculine, but still women….with sex drives that are too crazy to handle….

But I prefer a muscle bitch to an obese bitch, and seeing a no ass Britney doing her squats to keep her energy levels up for her concert tour the family pushes for…and I’m a fan of all britney does…from lip syncing to shaving her head to financing some loser’s life because he came in her…to squats…she’s still Britney Bitch….

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2017

26

Jan

Morning Hangover of the Day

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Here are some morning links. Sure they aren’t as fun as that time you had anal sex with that college girl you picked up at a bar – and didn’t have a condom to fuck – so she suggested her ass – because I guess pregnancy is a bigger fear for her than AIDS and the anal cancer my HPV will give her….college girls…so logical…

I did it and I didn’t get shit on my dick – thanks to her eating disorder…another reason to like eating disorders….

But they are still fun enough….because why else would I do them everyday…

Malia Obama is at Sundance and So It Begins..>Girl Wants in the Film Industry….
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Duck Plays with Tiger
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Charlie Sheen is Sorry for Being Mean to Ashton Kutcher
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Taylor Swift Used the Women’s March to Market her New Single Because She’s Smarter than You Retards
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Mary J Blige Bikini Top Erotica Weirdness
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Anastasia Ashley in a Bikini
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Elle Fanning Does Sundance
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The Total Number of SPECIES on Earth
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Aida Yespica is a Whore in a Bikini
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2017

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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People get so mad when you say everyone is gay these days – cuz of hormones in the food, selfies, and porn.

It’s like they can’t accept that people choose to put dicks in their asses and like it…

They think it’s a porn that way…when really it’s a “hey I life fucking mouths and you have a mouth I don’t care that you’re a dude cuz this chicken I grew up eating is filled with estrogen…not to mention all the celebs I see from Leo to Kanye to everyone are a group of faggots so it’s only natural..”….

That said, asking a girl to throw up her gin and tonic in my mouth like a MOMMY BIRDIE feeding a baby, or Alicia Silverstone…hasn’t been the best pick up line tonight…

Here are some stepLINKS..

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Mary Tyler Moore -> DEAD
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Scar/Jo -> SINGLE
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Anastasia Ashley – Bikini Pictures
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Madonna Adopting Tow More Kids for Attention
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Guy Who Hacked Jennifer Lawrence Gets Nine Months
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Goldfish Steering His Own Aquarium
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Martha Stewart Hot as fuck in Glamour Magazine in the 60s
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Roger Deakins’ AMazing Use of Silhouettes in Movies Like Shawshank Redemption and A Lot of other Movies
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Jessica Biel in a Shirt
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J.Lo’s Lost her Restraining Order Against her Stalker…
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Ryan Gosling -> Wax Figure
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Kirsten Dunst Leggings
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Ansel Elgort Music Video with his Chick…
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Ashley Tisdale – Boring
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Jane Fonda – Divorcee You May Want to Fuck Despite Being 100
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The Effects of Football on The Body
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Iggy Azalea’s Big Old Dumpy Ass
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Puppy is Happy He Got New Owners
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Lily Rose Depp Eating Cake….
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Tranny Gina Rodriguez has Hard Nipples
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Mariah Carey’s Fishnet Upskirt
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Milla Jovovich Resident Evil Party
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Rogue One – 8 Bit
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Keke Palmer – Plastic Shirt
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Epic DIY Robocop Costume
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Paris Hilton – BUSTY
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Hand Written Lyrics of American Pie Go to Auction -> Get It Before America Dissolves
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Naked Dude Catches on Fire…
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Naked Women with Carp
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Caroline Vreeland Big Tits for Streetwear Company
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Some Girl No Underwear
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PUSSY VS DILDO
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Babe of the Day
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

25

Jan

Topless Charlotte McKinney of the Day

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This a Topless picture of Charlotte McKInney, probably one of the lowest busty celebrities who is hardly a celebrity – but who had a small following on instagram and scammed her way onto TV so that she felt like she was a low level celebrity and has carried that attitude into whatever it is that she does…..

This is a pictures by Tony Kelly, Irish Photographer who went Hollywood and has taken some men’s magazine pics you’ve probably jerked off to over the years….he’s done Playboy pics and a bunch of other shit…and this is most likely not his best work…but you still like it and that’s what it’s here for…

Big titties, naked titties, of girl only known for her titties, showing her titties is only fair to those who have been watching her tits all these years…

Here she is with the paps with smaller tits – I guess you can’t photoshop yourself for the paparzzi – or maybe she’s dying of AIDS

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2017

25

Jan

Topless Nina Agdal for her Only Employer – Who Doesn’t Pay Her of the Day

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I guess Sports Illustrated is on the hustle – to try to get people to buy their shitty magazine no one actually cares about thanks to the internet – coupled with working with the same cunts year after year, well into their 30s, like Nina Agdal, the vagina Leo may have given herpes to – but I’m convinced she just used the strap on on him…

It brings me great joy that this video only has 13,000 views – when I know the production budget behind this shit was high and really a waste considering Instagram in teh new Sports Illustrated….because media companies are a scam and so are people like Nina Agdal who are really not that hot – in this world of much hotter, less bulky, pussy that’s half naked or full naked on all the hipster blogs…

Here she is in one of the two campaigns she books a year – because Sports Illustrated models don’t get work, they get Athletes….they don’t even do their own marketing – they just show up….all big foreheaded first..

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2017

25

Jan

Eva Biechy is a Naked French Model of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking – and that is how something like this Eva Biechy exist and you’ve never heard of her…while so many girls, who ar ehardly girls, but rather vapid cunts, are shoved down our throats – but are hardly as good as this Eva Biechy …a magical French Model…living in Japan…because Japanese business men pay white girls lots of money to meet them for dinner…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, I’m not that kind of blogger – who actually reports important news, current events, or spews my opinion like it matters…

I am more the kind of person humiliated I have a blog, that’s some low grade, tennage girl in the late 90s with her livejournal shit…and I am well aware that nothing I saw matters, is of substance…but I will say Eva Biechy …is everything and I’m sticking to it…

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2017

25

Jan

Calvin Klein Uses Millie Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston) Even Though She’s 12 of the Day

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So Calvin Klein is an old pervert like your president – and used the freaky girl form Stranger Things in their campaign…

She’s 12 years old….

I don’t know, but that creeps me out, where I’m from it’s illegal, but I guess if as long as it’s not actual porn – and the parents sign off on the shit…Little Bobby Brown can do whatever the fuck she wants, seeing as she likely owns her parents now that she’s famous, making the money, living their dream…

But I still find it creepy….and that’s why I’m posting it…

Posted in:Fashion|SFW

2017

25

Jan

The Old Timer Famewhores of the Day

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If you’re wondering what Phoebe Price – Ana Braga – Fenchy Morgan – are up to…you’re in luck…we got you covered – because I know I always am excited to see their antics…

The 40-50 year old original tabloid surfers, who managed to get into the tabloids for being outrageous and shameless and willing to do whatever it takes – even as they get older and older, weirder and weirder, melting into their golden years….and they still fucking bring it…and thank god for that…without the pre-instagram…pre internet even – girls who are fueled by getting featured on the last page of the National Enquirer like it matters….we would be less

I’m friendly with 2 of the 3 girls – and support all they do…I just find it fun, lighthearted, harmless, despite being weird as fuck…but in a way they are like circus clowns mocking celebrity…and that alone is everything..

The other thing that’s everything is that 2 of the 3 girls text me – and they are always in fights with each other…some days I get Frency Morgan stories from Phoebe…and today they are riding some scooter together -straight into obscurity….then I get Ana Braga love and hate and it’s all so hard to keep up with – but luckily the paparazzi are there to document it…I am old. This is familiar. This is home…

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2017

25

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, what’s a fucking DVD? Her fans know….and they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and one to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there a safety, cuz nerds are weird, scared, and like comfort….

I think her beigger legacy is that she’s a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 40, with a college aged daughter who is less hot than her she looks better than most…And here she is in a Selfie of her panties – I assume is from her recent SHAPE MAGAZINE SHOOT… where she looked hot and I probably wrote the same thing about her…

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2017

25

Jan

Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day

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Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks…

The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40…

It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her..

I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote…

“I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.”

There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me…

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