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2017

24

Jan

Byranna Holly’s Suggestive Nude Shoot of the Day

This is some where’s Waldo shit, but with a little more who’s this Bryanna bitch?…..because Bryanna Holly is a fucking nobody. She’s less than zero, she barely exists, but she was lucky enough to get on instagram early on, so she’s the girl you follow – and don’t know why you follow her…she just had hot pics early on, made the popular page and dated the Jenner who isn’t a little troll pig, who didn’t cut his dick off to become a woman, but who was on The Hills…

She’s blocked me on social media because she doesn’t like me, despite how romantic I am with her…and I don’t really need her to unblock me, I’ve forgotten she existed, because she never quite was…if you know what I mean…but she’ll bust out her fake tits as she pushes 30….you know to remind you she exists…

It’s safe to assume she fucks rich LA people, even if she’s a rich LA person, as she could very well be from a family of rich people…since no one knows who she is….she’s just sort of there…but barely sort of there…no one’s ever bothered investigating..

That’s not to say she’s not hot, worth looking at, or whatever, there are 10,000s of girls who are s hot doing the same shit…it’s just to say that she’s still trying and despite her attempts….is still fucking irrelevant…

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2017

24

Jan

Irina Shayk Pregnant Crotch Shot and Tit in S Moda of the Day

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At pretty much 50 years old, I wish I could google my mom and find pictures of her on the internet in lingerie while pregnant with me….to jerk off to…

Not because my mom was a Russian hooker who is hot as fuck, she was more of down on her luck, AIDS ridden Mexican hooker in a border town…but she was still my mom…and in being my mom….seeing those big titties she didn’t breast feed me with, but who I remember breast feeding American business men with Lactation fetishes with….today, all these years later…would feel like home..

So not only will Irina Shayk’s kid be richer, better looking, more successful than me….he will also get to fuck everyone and anyone he wants while in the Hollywood house as his parents are on vacation back in Russia…ASSUMING he lives to 16 – and the world doesn’t explode because of RUSSIA…but he will also be able to jerk off to his mom long after she’s dead…thanks to all the whore content this whore has put out in her attempt to get famous and land a rich client she can calL baby dadd and husband like all whores dream of…

This is her pregnancy shoot for you pregnancy before pregnancy looks bad fetishists…

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2017

24

Jan

Bella Hadid for Vogue Paris of the Day

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Bella Hadid is so fucking boring and she’s got this half dead, probably medicated, because all rich people are fucking weird, especially when they have model fucking, sugar daddy, dads like hers….

The fact that she’s a model is silly, ridiculous even. She’s not all that hot and I don’t think being an interesting ethnic ambiguous model with a more popular sister is enough reason to book jobs or book Vogue..

But apparently, you can buy your career that is hardly a career, bitch stands in front of a camera and makes “serious faces”…it’s more of a joke that she gets paid by brands for this shit..

But I guess being from a superficial, trashy, tacky, but rich family makes her realize the only thing that matters is establishing a modeling career…an audience….it makes all these narcissists that are her disgusting parents feel good about their genetics…despite all the face injections she has…

So instead of putting her through school…because instagram followers…matter…and when you’re already rich, just do nothing instead of something…who needs an education or to contribute to society…just perpetuate the vapid mindset of everyone and cash the fuck in….

It’s only amazing, because she’s really not that hot..but nothing seems to make sense in this world of clickbait…and this is just the human version of that…

SO IN MORE INTERESTING SHAMELESS OUTFIT CHOICES…she’s in France for Fashion week and I guess this is one of her parties she attended in a see through dress to make some noise…and the party photographer captured just how fuck injected her face actually is…but with tits out to make WEEKNDS jealous…who cares about how overrated she may be..

Young girls – titties everywhere…it’s a good movement…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Nina Agdal Fucks Leo with a Strap On and Models Bathing Suits of the Day

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Nina Agdal is some big and burly, possibly intersex, model from the internet, or from Sports Illustrated, who has done very little of substance in her career, but not in terms of dicks she’s put in her vagina along the way, because there are some many less downs syndrome faces, with hotter bodies, who may not be in Sports Illustrated Swim, a magazine with a lot of hype, but not a lot of substance, at least not in terms of the models or the shoots they book the last 5 years since internet has taken over….but who still put the names of some girls on the map…at least enough to be Kate Upton, or to marry pro athletes, or to get invited to events…like it’s a credibility, they are actual “published models” for a mainstream brand – that may not matter – but that still has the strength of it’s brand name behind them…

Now, I’m going to assume Agdal, who thinks she’s the biggest deal ever, but who is really garbage, I’ve seen her in person and know, she’s real garbage…probably makes 100,000 dollars a year as a model, but so much more in her escorting, you know fucking rich guys who pay her bills that she pretends isn’t escorting….

But we all know she doesn’t matter but matters enough to get in with Leo DiCaprio, who credible sources have told me fucks dudes, which makes sense, allowing her to increase her profile as everyone likes the celeb association…and here she is pushing 30, trying to get pregnant by a rich guy like Irina, while being totally uninspiring, boring, garbage…throw her out like a newborn at prom…yet she remains here….the worst.

Posted in:Nina Agdal|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Andreea Diaconu for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Andreea Diaconu is some Romanian model. A little gypsy like the gypsy I once tried to fuck…straight from the mean streets of Bucharest, in Montreal for some college exchange….who made it very clear when she was reading my fortune that she would not be sitting on my face at any time in our relationship but I could buy her things like dinner and clothing and take her on vacation…and she wasn’t Adreea Diaconu hot…she wasn’t a Victoria’s Secret model found at the age of 11…she was some chubby thing with a lot of Romanian facial hair…but I have no standards…and youth always prevails…

Now this post isn’t about my opinion on Romanians Gypsies or how weird they are in their attempt to scam…it’s not even to say that this tall half naked creature is on some scam…as everyones a fucking scam..

It’s to say that it’s nice to see her protest the evil mall brand lingerie company that gave her that start..and partner up with the Sex Pistol, high end, french inspired, also a mall brand, but a LUXURY mall brand lingerie brand…probably part owned by Victoria’s Secret, but like Gypsies, big business are fucking scammers too….

That said, I do like this shoot, as I always do with Agent Provocateur…They do good stuff…

Posted in:Andreea Diaconu|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Olivia Holt in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a Disney Starlet who is 19…straight from the means streets of Mississippi…sold to the executives at Disney who either molested her as you’d assume they do when they cast these girls….you know you have to be some kind of fucking pervert to want to work so closely with kids…in what may not even be seen as work..up on some Michael Jackson kick..where the parents are just so eager to sign that contract…they don’t care what you do to the kid as long as those checks come in…

But I could be wrong, maybe she wasn’t sold, maybe she’s totally normal at 19, with great parents who just want her to do the things she likes doing, because every single child star before her have been so down to earth, classy, decent…and not spoiled, entitled, pieces of shit egos who luckily blew themselves up along the way

She’s in a bikini seflie, nothing wrong with that.

Posted in:Olivia Holt|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Joy Corrigan on the Beach TITTIES of the Day

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Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, is worth it – because you get great pics for your instagram…especially when you look at Joy Corrigan..

I mean sure, you could argue she was a hooters waitress who took the wrong road…creating following, having access, being a scenester, and living a great life doing bullshit photoshoots all day…for brands who actually pay her enough that she doesn’t need a sugar baby…because we prefer girls with low standards who feed us chicken wings…

But she’s still the less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney, trying to make it….both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls…..THE DONALD TRUMPS OF MODELS…

All the trailer park dwelling, truck driving, walmart working, meat and potato eating, American Idol watching, middle of the road, uneducated, trash fucking love tits…so they exist..

I’ve actually been watching her social media / snapchat of this paparazzi shoot….and she’s not all that bad…I feel like I know her….Not because I’ve met her in Art Basel and hung out with her – only to discover that despite dating old guys – she’s really kind of sweet, thin, rocking huge fake tits and unlike most Florida trash…but still at the beach, in bikinis, friendly with other Florida instagram models like Charlotte McKinney….But because all these girls are interchangeable…

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2017

24

Jan

Katie Braatvedt for Laud Magazine of the Day

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Katie Braatvedt is the star of some bullshit shoot for some bullshit magazine that features high concept editorial like a bitch in white night gown or robe – sitting in a bathtub with flowers – that could be from a bouquet specifically for this shoot, or dried out and on location to add substance to this otherwise uneventful pile of shit…

I am being a little hard on the shoot, I mean who am I to say what a good or bad picture is, I just find them boring to look at and they remind me of all the same repetitive shit I see on isntagram…not that I am against all girls, models or not, doing silly photoshoots as adults, like they are playing make-belief…it’s just that I want more out of the pictures I look at….and by more I mean…vagina lips…I want more vagina lips…

I don’t know who Katie Braatvedt is..but she’s in these pictures and sometimes that is all you need to know…

Posted in:Katie Braatvedt|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Ass for PUMA of the Day

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Kylie Jenner…is the spokesperson for PUMA, a sports brand, clearly trying to get paid because she’s got a massive following….and people love to fucking pay her, and PUMA is clearly willing to pay her because she’s got a massive following – but I find the whole thing tragic….it’s representative of so much going on in the world right now – but it’s tragic that a little pig who was born into the trashiest, shameless, prostituting family…who has been marketed to the “urban” market, that isn’t even urban, but rather white suburban Jewish kids who like rap music…and who people bought into…is a spokesperson for a shoe company…

YOU KNOW…there are girls out there who are active, in sport, in fitness, in the community…who PUMA could put on the map, being a responsible brand…they could put that million dollars they paid this little pig into the community, they could do a whole marketing campaign around it…but instead they line this bitch’s pocket…disgusting…

It’s just a shameless as KIM getting pissed on by RAY J to make this career happen…

THERE is more to people than their social following and ability to push product…that shit actually doesn’t matter at all…brands need to pull their dicks out of these fat little plastic surgery ridden asses…and do good…but they wont…it’s easier to just cash it…

Terrible.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

24

Jan

Jessica Alba’s Mom Crotch of the Day

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I’ve heard all kinds of stories about how horny Jessica Alba is….which makes sense…despite never being naked in her shit movies…but then there’s the whole being knocked up a bunch of times…which one could argue is a woman’s plight, being a mom isn’t slutty..but it could be because she was so banged out she couldn’t get another abortion…or maybe it was because she’s just so horny and wanted to see what the real meaning off all that sex that normally left her empty but that got her a career was all about..or maybe…she just wanted to see what a huge object going out of her instead of into her was like…

EITHER way, it’s been pretty lucrative for her, that vagina of hers and even this mom thing has done her well..and she still out there being fit, hot, despite being old…..posting crotch shot videos in what I like to think is an invitation….like “hey I’m in NYC – FILL ME”…so if you are a pro athlete like Derek Jeter with all his herpes….her favorite..reach out…

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