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2017

10

Mar

Kate Hudson Braless TIts Got Nipple of the Day

Kate Hudson, known for her ass and being as slutty Hollywood rich kid, in an era before social media since she’s old as fuck, so instead of landing a modeling career, she got a romantic comedy acting career, and has systematically had sex with everyone in Hollywood as rich kids do….it fills their void that drugs doesn’t fill…and in the process she had premature pregnancy, she lead homie Owen Wilson to attempt suicide and now she’s got tits….miraculous tits…that despite being old are perky thanks to comsmetic surgery her face seems to be all about…right…

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2017

10

Mar

Rihanna in a Bikini of the Day

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I am still semi fascinated, but really, but when I see pics of Rihanna. I am semi fascinated with how her story unfolded. I am confused as to how some girl from the islands who can barely sing became some puppet popstar that eventually got edgier and edgier as the market went in that direction and made stupid fucking money. It just makes no sense.

Why did they decided to put money into her, create her, build her, because you know she didn’t do any of it on her own…

Not to mention, I know people who went to High School with her and they all have told me that she was a child hooker turning tricks at the local Karaoke bar…a story that NO ONE has ever explored or exposed and that just goes ignored…

Was she created and sold by sexual predators…or is this just all one big coincidence…and does it even matter now that she’s made it, cuz it didn’t matter when she was coming up…but I know there’s a weird back story…that we will never know…and instead we just get to stare at her tit in a bikini top..and her titties look FILLED UP…

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2017

10

Mar

Ella Weisskamp Naked of the Day

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I did a post on this ELLA WEISSKAMP model with great tits – who takes tit pics – to get ahead – or because she’s a powerful woman who doesn’t need to take the day off work on Women’s Day to protest her solidarity to the cause of women’s rights, because girl doesn’t actually work…she’s just naked all day, pretends it’s for freedom, equality, whatever, and I fucking that hustle…especially when I know the real motives…

Well, i was very into her tits two days ago, even though I am in a one sided instagram following relationship with her….and I still am into her tits…because of the one sided instagram relationship…because I like tits…and I like rejection..and tits that reject me..when they are on this trying to be an artist or muse shit…IS amazing..

Her face looks hot in these pics!

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2017

10

Mar

Rat Cow Does Bikini Fame Whoring of the Day

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Rat Cow irritates me….I mean sure, she’s got a great set of tits, a great body, a mouth she probably puts to good use sucking celebrity cock, while maintaining a relationship with her boyfriend she carts around the world where she is attempting to polarize her existence to be a socialite, not a titty model, when we all know she’s just the Instagram version of Tila Tequila and we know how that ended….it ended…because this shit ends…it’s fleeting and she’s old news..

So she can stage paparazzi pics, she can get invites to fashion week, she can make her millions a year – from social media following…and she deserves it, she’s done it, she built it…but that doesn’t mean she’s awesome, or cool, or interesting…it means she’s a tactical user, who knows how to use her tits, and I guess that alone is amazing…and I guess…I shouldn’t be irritated by her….or that She’s a low level titty model because titty models…no matter how low level or well followed they are…still have tits I like looking at…And if your soul purpose is to have an audience and sell product as you polarize yourself….

I do like calling her Rat Cow though…cuz she is a rat and besides her tits – that’s my favorite thing about this cheesy fucking promo model people still like because people don’t unfollow people…

I prefer her nude selfies she leaked for attention….. CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Rat Cow|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Aiste Krikstaponyte Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

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Aiste Krikstaponyte is pretty amazing, not because she’s a 5 foot 11 european model who apparently actually models…but because she’s got under 2000 followers on Instagram, unless I am looking at the wrong account, that I won’t link here because I want to keep her thirsty enough to do these nude beach shoots for attention…because I like when the model are virtually invisible, they need people like me more than those already established….and being needed isn’t really of interest to me, I am pretty good at disappointing people…but it is nice to know that they are less cunty…

It’s also nice to know that they’ll bust out their nipples since they are just nipples…and nipples aren’t supposed to be sexualized…especially not on a euro chick…where nipples are like a shirt…

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2017

10

Mar

Madison Headrick by Creeper Randall Slavin of the Day

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Madison Headrick is some not so famous – at least NOT ON INSTAGRAM model which nowadays is the basis of all things….but she’s got 70,000 followers and that alone makes her more important than me…and is a big improvement over this time last year….but then again, when you factor in her tits or her willingness to do creative nude shoots with photographers who have shot for Victoria’s Secret, while being signed to the same agency that a bunch of Victoria’s Secret girls are signed to, it’d be safe to assume she’s being groomed to be the next on their roster of promo models they make famous and blow the fuck out of the water…

Not to mention, she’s an actual American, from SC, which is massive considering we live in a world where all hot chicks are not American…but rather are immigrants and in this patriotic, loyal to your country, made in America shit…nationalist shit all brands will need one of these last remaining skinny american women who look good to pretend they don’t outsource everything..

She’s naked, she’s hot, I like it.

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2017

10

Mar

Sarah Halpin Cotton Panties of the Day

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Sarah Halpin is sisters with another instagram model named Joanna Halpin…meaning there are two of them producing slutty enough hipster model because really all models are hipsters thanks to the whole hipster thing being pretty mainstream, the GAP, not really artsy, and based on the way photos are filtered to look like they are on film – people think it’s high concept….

It’s like let’s grow out our pubic hair, show our nipples, look like we aren’t wearing too much make-up, hang out in the desert, or in LA by the pool, but make it seem like a 60s playboy shoot or rock album cover…and win at life…even though we are still just vapid rich kid money grubber looking for the good life at the 5 star hotel fame whores on insta trying to get famous..

I don’t hate the Halpin sisters – they are a fetish – and I like that I can see her pussy in her panties – I am a pervert….

I don’t hate her sister Joanna….

I do find all of this lame, but that’s not always a terrible thing….when it involves hot chicks…

Posted in:Sarah Halpin|SFW

2017

10

Mar

Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day

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Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere…

Meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her. …but as it goes with most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…I started hating celebrity sites so much I created one and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits….

But Today….today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new old tits for whatever this shit is….

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2017

10

Mar

Jamilla Hoogenboom for Double No.33 of the day

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Jamilla Hoogenboom is an actual model – which is nice to see in the world of instagram models – because I am a traditionalist who likes models to be tall and interesting looking – used by brands to sell overpaid products using ads in fancy tity magazines that have the illusion of being very fucking exclusive, as well as with runway walks….because it seems more legitimate than a girl who is either rich or knows how to hashtag her shit properly, to build an audience, and make the real fucking money…

This is the first time I’ve seen her – because I’m old, tired, dying of disease, obese, pathetic and not in the exclusive fashion scene…even though I think soiled panties…and sweatpants are fashionable…comfort and form baby – what can go wrong…until you try to get into fashion events at exclusive clubs to stare at their models they’ve barely fed food to, but have fed their ego…so that they wouldn’t talk to you unless you’re rich as fuck, because being rich as fuck is their favorite thing and it gives the rich as fuck guy the ability to do and say whatever he wants as these girls become his cheerleader – but when I do it their far less open minded….

Not that that has anything to do with Jamilla Hoogenboom…I just see her on her second year in the scene – probably horrible – but most interestingly – she’s got big tits on a model frame…erotic.

Either way, this is a hot shoot..

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2017

10

Mar

Suck it in Ariel Winter of the Day

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Porky Ariel Winter took a picture of herself sucking the fuck in at 2 in the morning and tagged it FRIDAY – because the internet is a fucking lie and not only do these people post pre-shot selfies, they also photoshop the fuck out of the photos, and they also know how to pose on their tippy toes, holding their arm out, and pushing their stomach in to give a waist to hip ratio….all in a very spandex shirt that is tight as fuck to suck in all the disgusting….but apparently..there’s a thigh gap…

That said, people like jerking off to her and her big rebuilt tits…and seeing her in an outfit that you wouldn’t want to wear to Junior High in case you get your period….something this one probably got at 7 thanks to the trauma of being sold off by your parents…is hardly exciting – but I’ll post it because she’s current, she’s trendy and thus I am for covering her every move as she makes the transition from sitcom child star to social media star…

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