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2023

20

Jul

Camila Mendes Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Cami Mendes was the totally miscast Betty from the Betty and Veronica spinoff they called Riverdale.

I guess they wanted to be inclusive, or equitable in that they needed some people with some color or some flavor or some spice to play the main cast, otherwise it’d just be a bunch pasty white folks, and they landed on “let’s make her rich with a dad who runs a cartel” cuz that’s not racist, that’s just giving hispanics some representation in the movies like they never saw John Leguizamo, J.Lo, Eva Mendes and all the other latinas who have BEEN in movies since movies existed you virtue signally fucks…

Anyway, she started out the show neckless and thick, she look sbetter than she ever has thanks to the jawline, and she’s wearing a sheer top with her tits out, nipples visible since the show’s been cancelled, finally, and she needs to build off that celebrity it gave her…

Tits are a great starting point, keep up the good work now that you’re hot.

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2023

20

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Bikini of the Day

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I realize that anyone on this site is a fucking boomer, I missed the mark when I had the chance to appeal to the next generation of internet users who feel there’s a need for a useless nobody ranting about somebodies in an outdated approach of reducing them to their tits and calling them out for being vile pieces of shit, in a light and funny way….

Which means, I can give the boomer chicks the attention they deserve, because the people of our generation still remember them, no matter how hard they try to stay relevant and appeal to the youth, they just don’t have what it takes, so it falls onto us to keep them alive….

So in a lot of ways, what we do is hero work for the aged out actresses who were once hot, and in Chriqui’s case, she’s managed to maintain a fit as fuck body, while rocking her big tits on said fit and hot body, and that’s really all you fucking need from a chick in her 40s still bringing it….

I mean, it’s actually pretty absurd how good she looks for how old she is, whether some internet magic went into it or not, it’s almost as if her pussy isn’t expired and her womb retired….but that could just be the big full tits on her fit frame talkin’….

So here’s a boomer for you boomer to boom boom yourself to, provided you still have the testosterone to do that kind of thing….you once virile no sex drive fucks…

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2023

20

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Like Kubrick’s moon landing that happened over 50 years ago today, these titty drops are OUT of this world….or at least as out of the world as his moon landing, which is pretty much ON this world, but still substantial enough to make a national event out of, so long as we have the right brainwashing marketers on board to let the people know and understand that Titty Drops are the future….or the now…or just amazing…

The titty drop is a slow motion titty reveal, a stylized flash, showcasing the titty’s athleticism, and as someone into looking at a tit bounch, even a fat girl tit, the titty drop is a great way to spend a day on the internet, so check em out….it’s the important content you need.

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2023

20

Jul

Izabel Goulart Flower Tits of the Day

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I used to post Izabel Goulart all the fucking time because she was a hot bodied, tanned, ripped, lingerie model posting slutty fitness videos early on in the instagram game.

The Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model may be a little hard in the jaw, making you think she could be a tranny, but you’re not allowed to call them tranny, or turn them down for sex because they’ll call it a hate crime, TRANSPHOBE….even though I came across two trannies in the park, one was about 6 foot tall and 300 lbs the other a little asian boy done up like a girl…and shit was like a bad halloween costume you’d definitely be a fag if you fucked either of those “CHICKS”….

I don’t know why Goulart tapped out of the whole NYC model life, choosing to go back to Brazil to commit herself to fitness videos for her instagram, before joining the Victoria’s Secret show every year, while it was still a thing, which is apparently a thing again, and I don’t really care….because even after all these years, she’s still hard bodied, tanned and hot and her flower bikini is something I’d want to pollinate like the fucking INSECT that I am….

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2023

20

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Titty of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is just hanging around with her full tit hanging out, because I guess that’s what happens when you’re a top model who has shown the world her tits on multiple occasions, you stick to what you know….

There’s not much of a difference between an OnlyFans instagram whore, a gutter porn chick, a Playboy chick and a top model, they’re all just using their tits as a currency!

I’ve always liked Rosie Hungtington because she’s got that cunty British vibe, like she’s high society or important and can’t be bothered with those beneath her. A turn on when you’re into dick shaming sex….that doesn’t really take that much effort to pull off when you have a shameful dick…

I know other people have liked her because she bred with a bald dude, giving bald dudes hope that they can land a top model with fat tits, so long as they are action stars in hollywood and rich as shit, ripped as shit, to offset that baldness…

Either way, it’s nice to see her still at it, despite being OLD NEWS…

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2023

20

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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In keeping with today’s theme of space not being real, the earth being flat, and humans being victims to pretty simplistic marketing efforts, that prove just how gullible we all are…..

I’m going to assume that if space is real, if space travel ever happens, the bitches who go up into space, we’ll called SPACE WHORES, will be rocking tanlines, despite having been in a spaceship for years to get to their final destination, the new colony on some remote planet to save humanity, because tanlines don’t require tans man, they come in a chemical filled jar, because whores will be whores, on earth and in the galactic heavens and they will do whatever it takes to highlight their genitals, you know frame them up like they’re wearing invisible panties….because they’ll do anything to be hot or a fetish, that’s why they were selected to be the SPACE WHORES….and everyday whores…which doesn’t really require much of a screening process or selection process…it just sort of takes a self starter with a camera phone…

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2023

20

Jul

On this day in History…..of the Day

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July 20, 1969…..

Tell me we’re dumb fucks without telling me we’re dumb fucks!

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2023

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today, my world came collapsing in on me, because an old as shit lady, I’m talking real fucking old….dementia, diaper wearing, lives in assisted living old, I’m talking great granny not even granny old, walked past me with a pair of bike shorts and a sports bra on, like some kind of young chick…..her tits were swollen, maybe from implants, probably from just being old as shit and squeezed into a sports bra, but the worst of it was that her skinny frail legs gave her the biggest fucking thigh gap you could imagine…walking like she was riding a horse, or like she spent her life working the ranch on a horse, so that she permanently morphed into that stance….and I could see her ass from the front, just an old hanging ass from the front…..now this is where my world came collapsing in on me……because I liked it.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Livvy Dunne in a Bikini doing Gymnastics for a Brand Deal
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Irina Shayke’s Bikini Booty
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Megan Fox Posts her Nipples to Instagram
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Julia Fox in a See Through Swimsuit
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You are in a cult
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7 Spite Houses
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Chipotle is Testing an Guac Robot caled AutoCado
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Melissa Sata’s Booty in a Bikini
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Anna Nicole Smith’s Throwback Titty Flash
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Jutta Leerdam is Back At It
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Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Selfies
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Olivia Ponton Bikinis
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Barbara Palvin Got Married
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Kelly Ripa’s Live Upskirt on Live!
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20 Nostalgic Photos
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F1 Nuts Cost 50k
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Deep Cleaning the Biggest Aquarium
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Footage from Around the World from 1890s
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Stacy Keibler Surprises the Girls
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Janelle Monae Brings the Bikini
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Em Rata’s Cleavage on Display
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Michelle Rodriguez Bikinis on a Boat
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Josephine Skriver’s Supporting the Raiders
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Bella Throne’s Yellow Bikini
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Kim Kardashian Posts her Old Thong Booty
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Motorcycle Accident Caught on Camera
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Hen Saves Chicks from a Deadly Cobra
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Diver Pets Pet Shark
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Hot Coach’s Girlfriend Veronica Bielik in a Bikini
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Christina Milian in a Bikini on Vacation
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Debbie St. Pierre is a HOT Tiktok Girl
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Instant Regret on Camera
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The World’s Hottest Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Turnin’ Heads
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Man Rides the World’s Longest Model Train Track
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Rare Double Decker Bus Show
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Hot Body TikTok Gymnast Sydney Smith Launches a Premium Content Site
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Chloe Bailey Thong Booty for Carnival
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Doja Cat’s Nipples in Vogue
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The Story of Jeffrey the lost Goose
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This is a Crazy Story of a NHL Player Marrying his Stalker
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Molly Sims Beaching It
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Human Raised Raven Acts like a Pet Dog
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Dolphins Play a Game of Catch with a Pufferfish
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Bri Teresi’s Sexy Golf Content
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini
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Irishaa Ri is a Topless on the Beach Hot Turkish Model
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The World’s Largest LED Sphere Lit
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Tour De France Crash Caused by a Selfie
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Fashion Blogger Chiara Ferrragani’s Bikini Bod
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The Scary Nun Prank
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NFL WAG Rachel Bush Shares her Workout
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Animal Print Bikini
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Baby Sloths Doing Funny Things
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Topless Rita Ora in a Face Mask
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Julia Fox – Sheer Swimsuit
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Esme Creed-Miles in a Sheer Outfit
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Willow Shields Ass Out in a Photoshoot
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Barbara Palvin’s Wedding Pics for Vogue
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Rita Ora Performs for Gays
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Shay Mitchell at an Event
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Olivia Culpo at an Event
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J.Lo and her Diaper Ass Looking Rough
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Nina Dobrev at an Event
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Emrata in a Bra
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Gothic Dove Cameron in a Photoshoot
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Kendall Jenner in a Photoshoot
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Vanessa Hudgens Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Miranda Cosgrove Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Joey King Entitled Cunt Protesting
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Minka Kelly’s Wrestling Outfit
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Jen Connelly on All Fours in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Titty Flashing in Public
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Taco Tuesday
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A Different Kind of Woody
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Ginger on a Dildo
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FRUIT SALAD
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5 WTF was That Moments
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Fingering of the Day
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Playing with the Boobs in the Car
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Alexis Tae Plays with the Pussy
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21 Shit Days
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Fire Hydrant Fucker
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2 Chicks at the Same Time
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Spread Pussy Summer Camp Cosplay Photoshoot
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Cone Fucker
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Twitch Streamer Does a fuck
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Fucking in the Window
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No Chance Bro
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Amateurs do a Fuck
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Big Round Ass
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2023

19

Jul

Leni Klum Bikini Tit of the Day

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Leni Klum is the Heidi Klum spinoff series who I would argue is a better version than Heidi Klum because I’m not entirely stoked on the 6 foot tall model women, they are large and actually terrifying, where the smaller, shorter version with bigger tits seems a lot more manageable, besides being raised without a father by Heidi Klum, with all their money and sense of importance, she’s probably pretty unmanageable….

I assume the Eugenicist who created Heidi used her womb to create Leni, and it’s going to work out nicely for Heidi because it allows her to have more life, to continue having relevance, or being seen as a fetish after 3 decades of being a fetish, cuz now she’s the cunt that made this hot cunt, and that increases the value of her cunt, assuming she’s still got one, because at her age, you never know if it died, scabbed up and fell off….while her daughters is still fertile and at it’s prime….

Point of the story, BIG TITS…

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2023

19

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Working out may be for right wing, racist and misogynist, conspiracy theorist, white nationalist, ex-military, overly testosteroned for this weak cuck world of limp wrist faggots, where even the non-fags are fucking fags….but it’s also for chicks who want to be as hot as they can, as fit as they can, as tight bodied as they can….whether for sex work, sugar babying, just vanity because fat is disgusting….whether it’s from negative body image, or insecurities that lead to breast implants, or whether it’s from body dysmorphia…I don’t care…we need people like this.

In a world designed to make you fat, to poison you with food, the gym is our only weapon to fight off the evil doers…it’s nice to be a fat, lazy pervert watching babes trying to do better, you know encouraging them to do better, so that we aren’t taken over by fatties….

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