Big Girl Breaks Up a Classy Fight
Paki Mechanic
Wombat Doing Chores…
Drunk Rednecks Fight Over a Beer
Public Flogging in Iran
Man VS Wasps – Bare Handed
Rattlesnakes Have Sex
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- NSFW(18+)
2017
16
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of the weekend was not the 18 year old who showed me her vagina – just because I asked..even though she’s not old enough to drink…yet she’s old enough to send me pics of her vagina…don’t worry she’ll be 21 soon enough…and in those 3 years of not getting into the club…she’ll have lots of home time for pussy pics…
The highlight was seeing this Feminist who was protesting Trump, despite being Canadian, was asked why she was being annoying about Trump because she is Canadian…and as a Canadian, I’d say because the USA is a massive force in the state of the world and now a weird unstable crazy person is running it, could be terrifying for everyone in the world….but she wasn’t as prepared….she just paused with no answer and started crying to divert from not having an Answer – because she had no answer, she couldn’t say she didn’t know why she was protesting, or that she was just bandwangoning…so like a 5 year old….
If you’re a whining little twat…remember if any ever asks “why”…just cry, and tell them you need a safe space…
PUSSIES aren’t just on hats this week people…they are EVERYWHERE…
Here are some morning links…
These Accidental Swastikas is LOLz
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Ringling Circus is Shutting DOwn
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Superfly – Who Beat and Killed His GF in the 80s – is Dead
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Blind Skateboarder!
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Ozzy Man Reviews Greatest Drunk Fight Ever
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Some Butterfly Knife Tricks
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Julianne Hough Tight Fitness Body..
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The Actress Who Fucked Her Way into Buckinham Palace – Isn’t Even Hot
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Ben Affleck is Writing a Batman Script
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The Dog Who Does Snow Angels with his Human…
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Monkey VS Fake Monkey – Cruel Jokes
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SNL VS Donald Trump Golden Showers
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Epic Chain Reaction Trick Shot
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2017
13
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Nothing bad happened on Friday the 13th…like it was supposed to…at least based on any hotel that doesn’t have a 13th floor…you’d think people take that shit seriously…yet all they seem to be taking seriously is self producing content about themselves…live streaming themselves…trying to build out their fanbase because they can be social media stars too…and maybe hangout with rich guys who treat them like shit and value them as objects they bring on their planes…yet turn to people like me as the misogynists who objectifies them because I say “nice tits” and “do you like anal”….and “whats your favorite think you’ve put in your vagina, what’s the weirdest”….or “do you like bush, have bush, live bush in this bush-less world”…only to be banned by the app…while the girls are actually whores who objectify themselves…yet I seem to the only one who notices…up there with LALA LAND…are you all really that stupid…
The nice thing is I don’t use social media that much….which is why I am irrelevant….so I don’t get to really hear about it all the time…and I don’t really care…but I see it and it’s the worst.. it’s better to be irrelevant…yet here I am whining about it…when I should be getting lap dances..manipulating young girls who crave this life…and not trying to murder them for being so dumb…it is Friday night and my wife had a 45 second fart….that’s where I’ve peaked….
Here are some stepLINKS…
The Sledding Cat…
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Swedish Teen Popstar in a Bikini
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Miss BumBum Trump Tattoo
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“accidental” swastika Recall
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Animals of Oregon Zoo Love First Snow Day
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Robin Thicke Rapes Children and EmRatCow
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Ashley Graham is a size 36 DDD
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Jessica Biel Cleavage
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Kim K Make-Up Class in Dubai
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Aubrey Plaza legs at an Event
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Cook the Best Fish Tacos Ever
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The Hidden History of Virtual Reality
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Classical Music Mashup
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Dina Lohan – May Lose His House
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Serene Williams is Thick
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The Story of Moutai – the Chinese Drink
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The History of Virtual Reality
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9 Solid Tricks with Electricity
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Real Housewive’s House is Trashy as Fuck
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Sienna Miller Exists
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Blake Lively is an Indian
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Kaya Scodelario Cleavage
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Keke Palmer is Rugged
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The PTSD Team at Microsoft are Such Whiners
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Sylvestor Stallone’s Daughter is Hot
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BRazilian Wins 3.5 Million in Roulette
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You Can See Kate Upton’s Nipple
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Azealia Banks Nude in 2015
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Snowboarders in Whistler Survives Avalanche with Inflatable Backpack
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White Michael Jackson is So Good
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Pornstar in a Bikini
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Naked Models in a Museum
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Helen Mirren Nude in a Bathtub
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Big Nasty Tits
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Titty Dance
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Pussy Pussy
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ORgasm Leaves Girl Retarded
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Pussy Eating in the Pool
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Naked baiter
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2017
13
Jan
Marloes Horst is Softly Lit Lingerie Campaign Photos of the Day
I find lingerie photoshoots the fucking worst…not because I am anti-lingerie, girls in lingerie can be hot, it’s just that are so fucking cheesy, like a Glamour model shoot, or a shoot a fat wife gets done at the mall for her 25th wedding anniversary…all posed, and contrived, and non pornographic…all photoshopped to give some bullshit effect…or sell some bullshit story…I am not buying into….but yet these brands still produce this bullshit and I still post this bullshit…but mainly because I am glad it’s not the evil empire…it’s just featuring one of their models….because all this shit is cross pollinating incest nonsense…
Let’s use all the same asses…even though there is a world filled with asses out there…and they are all on instagram…
Marloes Horst is amazing. She probably only dates rich guys but she’s still the kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible singer, his voice raspy….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks…because he’s an inny not an outty…not that you care about my penis…or his failures and special oympic needs…but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out you…in what I call a campaign to lure rich guys who like models..
Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW
2017
13
Jan
HAILEY BALDWIN for GUESS? of the Day
Guess? Like all the brands of the 90s are trying to make a comeback, so why wouldn’t the dude who runs Guess, who is probably in his 90s, but tanned and slimy, because he likes girls with big tits, use his family friend Gigi Hadid’s friend Hailey Baldwin in one of his campaigns, she’s got a following, people talk about her, she’s blonde which he likes and she’s not a Kardashian…plus he’s a huge fan of The Flintstones and her Dad’s work as Barney Rubble…it was one of the most underrated performances he should have got an Oscar for….so as a tribute to him, he gives his socialite daughter work…hopefully it will sell their 90s revival clothing…that every single brand is re-releasing…because these hipster kids like 90s logos…it’s weird..but not as weird as this Baldwin being a spokesperson for anything…
Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW
2017
13
Jan
Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day
Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….”
I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone…
Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW
2017
13
Jan
Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day
When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world…
But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat…
I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first
to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians…
Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick…
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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW
2017
13
Jan
Maitland Ward on Kiss a Ginger Day of the Day
Maitland Ward had no choice but to get out there and snap off some pics of her in sheer lingerie so that everyone can see her big exhibitionist tits – as she’s trying to hit 100,000 followers on social media – and this is a good way to do it…or at least this is the only way she knows how….
The real question with Maitland Ward is where did she go over the course of all those years she wasn’t on TV and why all of a sudden is she naked oor half naked or implied naked on the internet…
Boy Meets World, the only show she’s been on – was cancelled in 1998…or around that time…so there has been 20 years of where the fuck is Maitland Ward…for those who actually jerked off to her back then in a pre internet era, when jerking off to TV shows tits wasn’t all that crazy…
I am now friends with Maitland, she ignores me when I ask for pussy pics, maybe she’s playing hard to get, but I like to assume because she thinks I’m going to mock her, try to humiliate her, and she’d rather do that herself…and I’m not complaining..I mean tits, old or young are always great to look at…
And a low level who doesn’t take herself too seriously, clearly, taking shameless content on a beach that looks like it’s mid fucking winder, cold, and zero nice…for KISS a GINGER day….isn’t a terrible thing…sure it’s weird, even creepy…but at least she’s motivated to try…despite all the failing over and over and over…
I am a fan.
Posted in:Maitland Ward
2017
13
Jan
Girls and Steaks and Meat and BBQ of the Day
The good people at STEAKAGER send us up one of their amazing device…that Dry Ages beef….it fits right in your fridge, holds 22 lbs of beef, has wifi capabilities so you can monitor it anywhere….
So if you’re a steak lover, and not some vegan lesbian who hates all things beef, you’ll fucking love one of these..
I figured as a thank you for their love and support, I’d tip you assholes off on the amazing device….and more importantly…do it DrunkenStepfather style..with a compilation of as many pics of girls and steaks I could find….
So after a month of digging through the depths of the internet, this is the best I came up with, and my best is never quite good enough, but that’s why I befriend people like the people at STEAKAGER because they do revolutionary things for me…and for you..so get one…
TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s a bikini girl cooking a steak…
TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s some Girls Eating Meat Fetish Videos
TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here’s some Slapping Raw Meat to Make Music….
TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
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Here are some pics of girls and meat and BBQs….
TO AGE YOUR STEAKS GET YOURSELF A STEAKAGER
HERE
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