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2017

28

Feb

Bella Thorne is Magical of the Day

Bella Thorne is the jailbait who looks 40 and who isn’t really jailbait of the minute….it’s one of those probably not so sustainable, and not because of her terrible skin, or even because her body or willingness to show off her body isn’t there…but because we are all wilted flowers, separated from our stem, slowly rotting away….and the world is a vapid, insignificant place…where nothing actually matters, where people don’t commit to anything, where we move onto the next young tight body showing off her tight body to get fans and followers, the second she comes along…and sure the one sold off to the industry by her terrible stage parent is still going to be around…and thanks to social media….will still make money because being on TV gets you started on social media….where the real money is…and the slut pics carry it, grow it, and help you monetize it…

You all know this, but what the fuck else am I supposed to say about Bella Thorne, that she seems fucking boring, trying to be ratchet, since all young girls are ratchet now…hip hop is pop and being a rachet is cool…so they are all doing it…like basic white girls…are fucking twerking and shit…and that is or can a wonderful thing….what was once reserved for strippers is now perfect for Disney kids…amazing..

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2017

28

Feb

Candice Swanepoel is Back in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is probably in Miami recovering from Plastic Surgery from her Plastic Surgeon who gives all the VS girls Tummy Tucks….before releasing her mom body…to the rest of the world…via staged paparazzi pics….

It’s the big reveal…

It’s too bad that bikini is containing her banged out mom pussy, because I’d rather see something authentic on this plastic bitch…you know everything so manufactured and full of lies…

The Victoria’s Secret star, who has only worked in Victoria’s Secret…doesn’t even have milk filled tits…which brings up the important question of what the fuck is the point of having kids…maybe it’s some shes’ 30 and feels the need to breed with the guy she cheats on….or maybe it was one too many abortions…or maybe it is some South African AIDS rate related bullshit….and that’s about all I have to say about that…

Classic bikini paparazzi pics though…good old fashioned internet content…like bikini pics even matter anymore…

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2017

28

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Getting Paid Like the Hooker She is of the Day

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Very important Jennifer Lawrence was probably paid millions and millions of dollars by Dior to star in their commercial….

A commercial that has been on their YOUTUBE for about a week and that has 13,000 views…

People who vlog about buying a T-Shirt at Walmart, a black size medium T-Shirt….shot on their iPhone 4….have more views that this shit..and it’s Tagged Jennifer Lawrence..an overrated actress, who isn’t that hot, has great tits, but who is a tool in the Hollywood equation to keep budgets high…She’s awkward and annoying and for some reason cosmetic companies have huge budgets to throw at some Hollywood shit, because they are all fame whores….and feel it’s status….but I doubt anyone would buy cosmetics because Jennifer Lawrence said so….but whatever…it happened and I’m just using this post as an excuse to post this pic of her or her body double naked and mid-fuck in a movie called Passnger….

Here are those very important Cosmetic pics…

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2017

28

Feb

Beate Muska Nude Model of the Day

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Beate Muska is the future..

I know nothing about her other than that she’s got 25,000 instagram followers, is probably trying to get that cool million, I didn’t bother going through her public images to pass judgement or write a story in my crazy head about her….I just know she’s getting naked and naked is wonderful…but what’s even more wonderful….is the bathroom that she’s in…it’s all pink and done up…almost more interesting than her TITTIES…but usually the only thing more interesting thing than her titties…is her BUTTHOLE….something she’s strategically hid in these pics thanks to being a classy bitch…

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2017

28

Feb

Alsion Brie Sucking Dick of the Day

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Alison Brie is some Comedic actress with decent sized tits, who I assume has been naked on the internet at least once in a nude scandal that got her booked on TV in the first place, but that I am too lazy to look up, or maybe I am just confusing her with Kat Dennings, the 2 Broke Girls, who aren’t broke anymore, thanks to a nude scandal that happened before she got her own sitcom….another comedic actress with big tits…who is fat while this one isn’t…

But she is so edgy…all posing with a bachelorette party dick cup…because she’s a comedic actress….all average looking, but loved by all her creeper fans…

I don’t know why I’m dragging this out…..or even trying to figure it out…she doesn’t matter, or maybe she does…but I consider mattering more than just being a slut on TV…

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2017

28

Feb

Wife Fights Mistress…and Other Videos of the Day

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Breast Implants – The VIDEO

San Francisco Crazy Person…

Crazy Man in the Hall….

The Way to Feed your Baby…

Indian Man and his Big Old Bike…

Bums try to Catch the Bus…

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2017

28

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You look like a dump at the bottom of the fucking toilet…is not a good pick up line, even if that’s what the girl actually looks like. You have to massage it into them…slowly…like you’re making fecal art on the bus shelter or mall bathroom you would be if they were actually the shit they look like….

That said, my new favorite activity is photoshopping nudes chicks send to me – making them hotter and saying – “I made you hotter because I am god, but more importantly, so I can jerk off to you because you look like the dump in a bottom of a toilet…and not your dump…or my dump…a stranger’s dump….because I don’t even know you anymore…

That’s all I have to say about that…and I am drunk and not quite sure what I am saying…

This Sleazy Trump Art is Amazing…
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Ariel Winter Ass in Shorts…
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Kid Jumps and Breaks Ankle…
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Kong Skull Island Official Trailer…
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Can a Volcano Destroy the World?
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Courtney Stodden’s A Crazy Person….
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Cat Slips Off the Table…
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NASA Found Seven New Earth Sized Planets
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Huffington Post Cheats in a Marathon…
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Dakota Johnson is Creepy as Fuck
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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel is Everyone Favorite Annoying Couple….
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The Nokia 3310 is Back…
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Russian Hoooligans are Ready for the 2018 World Cup…
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2017

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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So the failed pick up line of the weekend was….”you look like a bitch with AIDS, and you’re in luck, my sperm is the cure”….basically addressing that I’ve fucked some disgusting AIDS bitches before and I don’t necessarily cure them, but I don’t have AIDS, so I must be the fucking antidote…make life happen for yourself…

My pick up line last night would have been….You’re about to win the academy award for being the one who is going to give me herpes…

But I don’t leave my house…

The Oscars In Memoriam Segment Featured a Woman Still ALive
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Melissa Benoist as SuperGIrl…
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Vanity Fail Party…SLuts…
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Surfer Gets Stalked by a Shark
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Jimmy Kimmel Oscars Monolgue
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Alicia Arden See Through Outfit…
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Ryan Goslings Sister’s Boob -s the Meme of the Day
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Artist Rendition of Trump…
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The Em Rat Cow Pussy Rubbing Nudes
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Edita Topless on the Beach…
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UTA Shifted Party to Protest Travel Ban – What the Fuck
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Accident at the Gas Station
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Lady GAGa’s Nipples Shopping
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Frieda Pinto Sheer…
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Puke Fruit Challenge…
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Kate Hudson Does Oscarsm….
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Felicity in Lace…
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Crushing With Hydraulic Press
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Amy Adams – Cleavage…
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Kate Beckinsale in a Feathery Dress…Plumage of a Peacock…for your Cock…
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Katie Lee in a Tiny WHite Bikini….
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Amy Willerton Cleavage….
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Judge WAPNER – DeAD
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Oscar Dress Review for the Homos
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Malin Akerman Naked in 2003
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Nicole Kidman Forgot How to Clap
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Some Gabrielle Caunesil TITTY
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Some Chick and Her Huge Tits
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Slut Hangs with Bananas Naked
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Japanese Porn Prodigy is Creepy
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Hot chick on all Fours – You Can See her Butthole
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Filmed in the Fitting Room…
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Titty Fuck
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Artist Makes a Sex Tape
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

27

Feb

Blanca Blanco Pussy Flash of the Day

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Oscar night wouldn’t be complete unless someone flashed their pussy…

This year…the pussy flash was Blanca Blanco…

The picture is too small for my amateur vagina staring eyes…but there’s definitely pussy exposed….

Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….know for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version…

So it’s very safe to say – she did this on purpose…pussies aren’t like cocks, with a mind of their own, exposing themselves like that out of no where…

It’s a set up….to get people to talk about her…as they fucking should, because a woman willing to put her pussy out there is a woman willing to do what it fucking takes…

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2017

27

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Nipple in a Bra too Small for Her as Kate Upton’s GUNT Meets Walken at the Vanity Fair Party of the Day

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Mariah Carey and Her Monster Tits were also at that very same event…..all crazy looking….but busty…in a bra too small for her because she’s crazy…but not too crazy to expose the nippple…

Kate Upton was also there…

I feel like this is the kind of picture some of the worst nerds out there would fucking love to jerk off to, so that’s my motivation in posting it…

Kate Upton, big girl marketed as a skinny girl, despite being a big girl, because she’s rich as fuck and could create or buy her own destiny / career…who has been starving herself and working out hard the last two years to be less fat….showed up to an Oscar Party…with her gunt in tow….where she met who I assume is Chistopher Walken….but who really could be anyone she’s trying to suck up to to further her career….

And Nina Dobrev…who looks like she’s dying of AIDS was there, but should probably have been over at the Elton John AIDS event…due to her looking like she’s got AIDS…but I’ve heard she’s got herpes…not AIDS…what do I know..

Nina Agdal was there in a sheer dress – and all it took was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio to get her there…good strategy…

Hooker Rat Cow was at the Vanity Fair event, because this bitch and her social media account money, have milked as many opportunities as fucking possible. She goes to every single event she can get into – to be some socialite – or to reposition to polarize herself as a legit celebrity, or model, and not a low life naked for attention gutter slut….that we now this famewhore is….trying so hard…while being garbage….amazing tits though…that’s all that matters…

Sofia Vergara brought her ass out to an event…sure she’s from TV…but she gets it done girl….

Katy Perry was there…not hot…but trying to be hot…making for a very weird face that has one at life in a push up bra….less fat than she used to be…but equally annoying I’m sure…

Thandie Newton Dressed Like Michael Jackson…

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