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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Feb

Lauren Cohan in her Underwear for GQ Mexico of the Day

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I already posted on Lauren Cohan in this GQ Mexico shoot, because the wall hasn’t been built and American culture still trickles it’s way into their country…like they trickle into your country with the drug smugglers and toilet cleaners…at least according the Kelly Osbourne on The View…like CONDE NAST the owners of GQ are there and exploiting the locals for cheap staff and sale to people who still buy magazines…

BUT THERE ARE MORE….

I said I don’t watch Walking Dead…but thanks to virgin nerds everywhere…I know all about the show – and about COHAN being the hot pussy on the show…and her being in panties in GQ MEXICO….is such a big deal…I won’t jerk off to it- but I am sure a lot of other people have…

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2017

Feb

Crazy Mayo Woman of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Sexy Bitch on the Live Scorpian Eating Kick

Fed Up Drunk guy in the Hood

Moose Rescue

Koala VS Koala

This is DArk – Little Kid Killed While Peeing in the Street

Woman Thrown Out of a Carnival Ride

Cheating Husband of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone thinks I am a pervert – despite everyone being a pervert – because I ask girls for pics of themselves that they’ve never posted on social media to jerk off to – while other dudes just jerk off to their pics on social media and don’t tell them about it – which in a way is less awkward and even classier – but in another way totally creepy and psychotic because you don’t know what dudes in your life jerk off to you…

I am just open about my jerking off, not to mention I’m almost 50 years old, it’s not like my jerking of is really jerking off, it’s more grabbing my flacid dick until giving up…

On that note, here are some stepLINKS….

Catholic Priest Gets Punched
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot but She Does Mad Libs on the Worst Show Ever
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Random Movie and TV News
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Trump Bought Out his Wife’s Tell All
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Selena Weber Bikini
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Facts About Every State
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J.Lo Tits
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Taylor Swift Railroaded By Beyonce
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2017

Feb

stepLINkS of the Day

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I got attacked by three feminists today – and I didn’t even say anything all that bad..which is funny because I’ve spent 12 years trying to go viral in the feminist community – so that I get their traffic…increase my female readership…but they’ve just been ignoring me over and over..

The first feminist asked me if I was “serious”…or if my writing was serious…so I told her to go back to the kitchen – no one needs another retard on the internet…but her family needs to eat…only to find out she is 22 and only has cats and androgyny…

THE NEXT one was the best one….where she said “your skeevy sexist exploitative bullshit belongs in the dumpster..”….

TELL YOUR FRIENDS AT THE WOMEN’S MARCH I SAW PICS OF YOU AT ON YOUR INSTAGRAM…..

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Matt McConaughey Says – Accept TRUMP Losers
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Elle Fanning – Hot Sports Bra
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Black Chyna Naked and Bodypait
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J.Lo Big Titty
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Gigi Hadid – Cleavage
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Happy Story of the Day – Boston Bombing Victim Marries Fireman who Saved Her
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Dog Gets Reuinited with Toy After 5 Years
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Angelina Jolie Spoke Out on Trump – LOL
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Old Lady in a Bikini
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Some Random Slut’s Nipples
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Creepy Kid Impersonates Taylor Swift…
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Martha Hunt Face in the Sand in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Cleavage
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Russell E.L.Butler Makes Cool Music.
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Lana Del Rey – TITS
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Kim Kardashian’s Whore Nipples
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Sara Underwood Never Stops
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Fat Actress Who is Famous Cuz Fat is In – Moved to LA with 81 Cents in her Bank and a Deep Throat…
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Hillary Clinton in NYC
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The Boston Dynamics Robot
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Facts for Every State…
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The Rest of Beyonce’s Pregnancy Erotica
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Rumer Willis – New Face
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I think Georgia May Jagger is Everything
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Bryanna Holly Model Trash in Denim
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Budweisers Pro Immigration COmmercial
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Kids Try Tea From Around the World
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Nicki Minaj – House was Robbed
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Hot Naked Skinny Chick Dancing Around in a Photo Studio and It is Amazing
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Naked Smiling Bitch
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Japanese girl Makes Cum Like Substance for her Cam Show..WeirD
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Voyeur Masturbation Video
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Dude Bitch Slaps a Dead dude at his Funeral
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Amber Rose – Disgusting
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Celebrity Sex Tapes – For You Pervert
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Dioni Tabbers – Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

Feb

Britney Spears Tit in Concert of the Day

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Apparently, this is the lovely Britney Spears pulling her tit out on stage in some feminist protest…maybe it is her safe word to let people know that she wants to escape by her captors…maybe she’s just so medicated she doesn’t realize her tit’s popping out…maybe she wants her tit to hit the media now that she’s feeling hot and fit – because despite being an old mom – she’s been doing her fitness and looks good on her stage show…or maybe she’s just given the world all of her, where she’s just a shell of a human, with no soul just a body or conduit to perform like a dancing money to make everyone around her money she can’t enjoy because she’s still under conservatorship…or maybe it doesn’t matter, and it’s a basic, simple, enjoyable pleasure…that I am glad happened…maybe.

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2017

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Underwear Dance Video of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is in Poland, where she’s managed to establish a career, despite escaping the communist country 40 years ago when she was 5 with her intellectual parents….who must be proud their baby girl became a sugar baby prostitute – the American Dream they read about in contraband magazines….

AND SHE MADE A THIRSTY FAMEWHORING DANCING VIDEO ALL BY HERSELF – GOOD JOB KRUPA!!!

So thanks to speaking the language and not getting paid to actually work in America, she’s found work in Poland, and she did years ago, where they can pretend she’s a big deal because what other Polish born people are famous in the USA….probably not many…sure all the Jews who run entertainment are technically from there…but that doesn’t count as they are all second or third generation so far removed…and the closest thing they get to Poland is fucking girls like Joanna Krupa when casting her for dancing with the stars…while this one…milks any angle she can like she milks the cock that pays her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2017

Feb

Taylor Swift and Gigi Hadid are Cunts of the Day

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604,000 people watched a video of Gigi Hadid and Taylor Swift listening to Taylor Swift music….

So Taylor Swift listens to her own songs and thinks “shit I’m awesome, I’m going to make a lot of money”…

Most people don’t even like listening to their own voices, most actors don’t even watch their own movies, yet Taylor Swift is like – Look at me in a car getting down to my own shit – like a bitch who masturbates in the fucking mirror….or who takes selfies of themselves while you fuck them….

Which reminds me of a girl I once had in my rental car masturbating, she knows who she is….she was masturbating to pics of herself – what the fuck..

So the video is called “First Time Hearing My Bullshit Scam Song on the Radio with My BFF who together we Leech off each other Hadid”….and I get great satisfaction knowing I know a girl who fucked the One Direction dude while dating this hadid Cunt…who I’m not even going to go in on – waste of time…

If they are gonna jerk each other off, or really jerk Taylor Swift off for the feature in the youtube video – at least squirt in each other’s whore faces.

Here’s Taylor Swift, the tyrant and she is performing…I can’t imagine how fucking annoying she would be to be around….I can’t wait for her to develop a serious drug addiction and die.

TO SEE A CREEPY VIDEO OF A CHILD IMPERSONATING DEVIL WOMAN SWIFT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW|Taylor Swift

2017

Feb

Sara Jean Underwood “Tit Slip” of the Day

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Sara Jean Underwood had a strategic fake titty slip – in her mission to produce the most landscape photos with a 33 year old glamour model in them….without getting totally naked because despite being a Playboy Playmate who’s pussy you can see online – who has fucked Ryan Seacrest, who is the reason she got big fake tits, he loves that shit – true story, he’s offered girls I know tits….she was on TV replacing Olivia Munn who went famous, so she has an image to uphold and unfortunately that’s why this one went to instagram…..where she doesn’t really do nudity…but still has a rockin’ body and that’s really all it’s about…the rocking body.

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2017

Feb

Margot Robbie Figure Skating Porn of the Day

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I don’t find Margot Robbie hot. I know people think I am crazy, but I can’t see past that she’s clearly a big girl and we hate big girls, but more importantly, I can’t see past the fact that one sex scene in a Scorcese movie with Leo has given her this ridiculous career…all while being Australian…this isn’t making America Great again…and sure she’s not a Muslim stealing your jobs, she’s a rich and famous overpaid, married cunt…but she’s probably a bigger terrorist than most of the people detained at the borders and sent home…because everything she represents…is just the fucking worst. It’s going to make girls think they too can be naked in a move and have all the producers think “shit we need a girl to overpay to keep budgets high, let it be her”…

That said, she’s playing Tonya Harding in what we can assume is her attempt to win the Oscar, you know it’s a real relevant story…20 years ago…made for the Hallmark Channel and not the big screen, but whatever, Hollywood is lost and doing it.

THAT SAID, I am a Canadian who lived before the internet, and was forced to jerk off to televised Figure Skating on one of the two channels I got…because we didn’t have the internet porn and needed something and these dancing on ice angels shake their panty wearing asses enough for a pervert like me to take advantage…so for the other figure skating fetishists…here’s some Margot Robbie…skating…shaking that big ass of hers…

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2017

Feb

The Rest of the Self Absorbed, Narcissist Naked Beyonce Pregnancy Shoot of the Day

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The problem in our society is that cunts like Beyonce are celebrated as gods, as moral leaders, as the people all these other people they have brain washed and marketed themselves to in a scamming money making scheme that works…because everything about Beyonce is fucking terrible, garbage, negative, self indulgent, spoiled brat narcissist…who goes so far as to stage cheesy pregnancy photoshoots – because she either knows the world will eat it up and talk about it – and she can sell some songs…are keep people thinking about her while she’s gone to be a MOM and pregnant breeding farm animal with a litter of pieces of shit inside her…I hate beyonce…

This is like a stripper coming back to the club for one weekend of pure pregnancy lab dances for her regulars, you know a cash in, a give them a taste of her pregnancy, because they’ll like it, as lonely men they fantasize about knocking a bitch up….not that strippers really leave when pregnant – they need the money for their meth…

So this is worse than a stripper…working through her pregnancy because she needs the money – because BEYONCE has the fucking money – enough money to shut the fuck up and disappear…but instead – she still brings in as people call her the QUEEN and she channels Jesus’ crown of thornes…what the fuck…

If there was a god, he would have drowned this demon in the underwater portion of the shoot..I mean him or Jay Z jus to shut this garbage up..

The worst….but probably better than when she starts stage parenting all these spawns of hers…that’ll be the actual worst…