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2016

15

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have decided that my favorite photoshoot of the year, is probably a photoshoot from the 90s, that is pure amazing wrestling fetish glamour model shit – and I wonder what the instagram whores aren’t producing good shit like this…probably because we live in an empty world filled with lazy perverts who recycle nothing good…like wedgie wrestling gold…

I guess that’s my year in review – since I say the same thing everyday – 14 years running – day after day – come back for more….like all the vagina in my life – that are addicted … not to me but to drugs and I give them 5 dollars every time they sit on my face…

Here are some stepLINKS…because this is what I do….


I would Still Fuck Suzanne Somers To Show Her I’m a Thigh Master….
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME for my NARRAATIVE of THIRD WAVE porno of the Day
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Christmas Themed Slut
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Shaved Vagina VS Toy
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This Nude Model Has Probably Seen Some Shit
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Things Cut in Two
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Ex Dyke Ex Feminist Gender Traitor Cunt Porn….
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Big Flobby Tit – Perfomance ARt
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The Saddest Blowjob Ever – That Reminds me of My Life
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Wife Shoves Chili in Mistresses Pussy
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Amazing Cheerleader Ass
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Check Out My Hot Sauce Photoshoot with Dead Fish and Tits…
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This is an Amazing Gift for Meatlovers and Vegans
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Another Amazing Gift Idea – Two Drinks One Cup…
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VAPE OF THE DAY
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Glass BONGS of the Day
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2016

15

Dec

Ashley Smith and the Craziest Cameltoe Ever of the Day

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Ashley Smith is old now…she’s been around for at least 10 years. I assume she is still a TRUMP model, and that by contract voted Trump in the election, it’s part of the contract….not that they ever got her any real work…but she was the busty hipster who lived off her modeling all these years…and recently her career from being a hipster model with tits to a mainstream SI model with tits – not that SI is a big deal, but she’s not really hot enough to be in SI, even if SI is the same magazine that features obese women, since they just care for the tits….she also did non nude playboy….but as it turns out her beach day – gnarly fucking cameltoe with her white bikini bottoms jacked nicely up her twat…like the thing hasn’t eaten for weeks…brings back fond memories of so many things this nostalgic time of year, like staring at my friend’s sister’s twat in a white bikini when we where 18….the day I learned the power of a white bikini….and I guess to a time when Ashley Smith wasn’t doing anything as a model – and would interract with me on social media…those were the best days of my life….and now all I’ve got is this brilliant cameltoe..and that’s good enough for me…

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2016

15

Dec

Alicia Arden’s Amazing Christmas Shoot of the Day

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Alicia Arden is a virtual unknown to me, but apparently she’s on the Phoebe Price, Maitland Ward, Frenchy Morgan hustle of doing themed shoots on their low level tabloid celebrity, hoping to get picked up by random low level media – that either loves all Xmas content – feels sorry for them and wants to show support – or like me – thinks it is dark, awkward, and weird, and sad, and shameless and everything good that comes with what looks like amateur porn shot on a point and shoot camera back in the film days….only way fucking less hot…

So Alicia Arden has an IMDB, she’s basically an extra in her 50s who was on one episode of Baywatch in the 90s…and this is apparently part of her PR plan….and I figure do this for every holiday, it shows effort, all you have to do is go to the Dollar Store and is actually higher concept than Love Magazine…

It’s not hot, it’s fucking creepy…but that’s what makes it absolutely perfect.

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2016

15

Dec

Clown Nicki Minaj in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicki Minaj is fucking terrible, but she is this generations version of a circus clown, you know a total shapeshifter from acting school who figured out how to navigate the entertainment industry by being the black Lady Gaga all weird, before turning into the fake tits, face and ass that look like Blac Chyna or any and all of the Kardashians…who is now on the beach somewhere showing off all that plastic…because she’s made it -but is clearly still a weak, broken, annoying and depressing weird looking human – who makes some real shitty music…but it pays and in America…that’s all that matters…mattress

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2016

15

Dec

Hailey Clauson for some Saks Bathing Suit Porn of the DAy

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Big and Busty Hailey Clauson who is best known for her Sports Illustrated cover shoot dream …who is best known for suing the Urban Outfitters because they used pics of her humping a motorcycle when she was 16 in a campaign – even though her dad was on set participating in the whoring out of his 16 year old daughter Urban Outfitters – probably anticipating making more money on the back end after it was used….which is exactly what happened – cashed the fuck in or out – and this modeling is for companies like SAKS is just for fun, she could even do it for free because of her pile of Urban Outfitters money….but probably gets paid…because…they need that big girl in a one piece bathing suit action…

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2016

15

Dec

Emily DiDonato’s Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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LOOK!!! SHITTY PICS OF A SHITTY MODEL IN SHITTY LINGERIE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED BECAUSE I AM NOT SUFFOCATED BY THIS BULLSHIT EVERYDAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE…

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY HOPES AND FUCKING DREAMS…ALONG WITH CURING CANCER…100 MILLION DOLLARS….CURING POVERTY EXCEPT WITH HOMELESS CHICKS CUZ I NEED THEM TO SUCK MY DICK FOR CHEAP – AND ALL THE OTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLES THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO SHITTY MODELS IN SHITTY PICS FOR SHITTY LINGERIE…

There is a fucking Santa.

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2016

15

Dec

Ciara for Love Magazine of the Day

This Love Magazine shit is such a joke, that it’s become a low level obsession for me, I’m like what dog shit did they scrape off the walls of their conference room when they were figuring out an idea for their annual advent calendar…I think they got to “the girls will have big followings, they will be diverse so we aren’t called racists, we will use video people with experience or a solid name, and that should be good enough”…

No story…art doesn’t have a story….just CONCEPT…you know in this Ciara video we see their abuse of a green screen…in their other videos you see a solid reminder that everything else they did this year was also shit….their credit roll is more interesting than the actual video…because I like the fucking snowflakes…this is a christmas calendar you fucking lazy fucks…who have fucking budget – and pull this…unreal…

Not to mention who the fuck is Ciara anyway.

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2016

15

Dec

Couple Have Crazy Public Sex and Other Videos of the Day

Old Woman Gets Knocked Out and Shoved Into Trashcan

San Diego Cops Let K-9 Unit Attack naked Dude – Probably a Mexican #Trump

Worst U Turn Ever

Hollywood Metro Station Beating…

Casually Jerking Off

Texting While Squeezing into Train

Pretty Dumb Fucking Hobby

Shitty Fucking Pedestrian Death Due to Winter

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2016

15

Dec

Saggy Base of Vagina Skin Discussions on Health Forums is My Weird New Fetish of the Day

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Thanks to google I came upon a community of girls who post pics of their vaginas, asking about random skin tags at the base of their vagina, to see if their vaginas and their loose skin at the base of their vagina is normal…and for some reason….it’s my favorite thing I’ve seen in probably a decade of daily internet, reminding me that the real good times happen off Facebook owned corporate bullshit – filled with narcissistic self promoters – but rather the weird anonymous places where people seek validation, advice, contact with people with similar issues – and the pervert voyeurs like me who jerk off to them…

I call this a Christmas miracle, like It’s a Wonderful Life, I’ve reconnected with something that’s always been a part of my life, at least since 1995, and made me remember what it is I loved about it, and why I devoted my life to it, before a time when everyone was annoyingly doing it…you know when it was for freaks, weirdos, not mainstream idiots posting pics of their food, asses, etc…

I’m fucking George Bailey up in here…facing a gift from god saying ‘everytime a bell rings – internet weirdness still exists, is interesting, inspires and all that other noise is just noise’..

The internet is alive people…and all it took was girls and their pussy skin tags to make me see the light…

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2016

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A bunch of models – or instagram models – are posting pics from Syria or wherever that is – of dad’s running with their dead babies – it’s the weirdest trend in social media – that I guess they are trying to be shocking and use their half retard model following – for good.

You know these vapid, materialistic, mindless cunts who date rich guys and eat at 3000 dollar dinners – and brag about it – in their world of expensive things – that they think is a sign of their successes – are trying to make a difference with dead baby pics.

It’s so fucking lame, actually do something, not to mention – some people will say “one dead baby is too many dead babies”…while another guy hates babies, they represent future humans and will think it’s a good thing….especially the racists who hate Arabs, voted trump and want to see as many of these people dead…

The whole thing is very bad, lazy, armchair activism….that should revert back to them spending their days trying to look hot – to show off tits.

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning….

Ryan Lochte Kissing Some Bikini Slut With Fake Tits Stomach Because He Knocked Her Up of the Day
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INXS fans – Homo Michael Hutchence is Releasing Solo Music – Post Auto-Aphixia death
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The Epidemic of Passable Movies
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John Mayer Shoulda Posted Taylor Swift Nudes for her Birthday
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Made in Chelsea Star – in Dubai – Getting Shit On By Rich Guys Who Watch Made in Chelsea – WEARING A BIKINI
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Mariah Carey’s Big Old Tits are Everywhere
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The Best of Ozzy man Reviews
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Johnny Depp is Selling his Amazing South of France House – You Shoulda Been a Actor Heartthrob – They Own Nice Shit
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Dunkirk Trailer
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