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2017

22

Feb

Drag Queen Lea Michele in a Bikini Tucked In of the Day

Lea Michele must be using a little double sided tape, or maybe she’s the kind of tranny who likes to stuff her cock right up her ass to feel like she’s actually fucking herself, because she’s in a bathing suit, one of the more daring outfits something with a penis would ever attempt to wear. She’s bold. She’s fearless. She makes things happen….

Last night I was at an asian spot for food, it’s all I can really afford and the waitress called peanut butter sauce, penis butter sauce, which to me, and my childish mind was the best thing ever….I made her say it over and over and over and over and she never caught on…it old tables next to me to ask her what the sauce was called and she’d say “Penis sauce”….she must have known she was saying Penis sauce and fucking with us…you know being all sneaky and asian about i…but maybe she really thinks it’s called penis sauce….which is a bit of coincidence….because that’s Lea Michelle’s nickname …after she jerks off on her boyfriends face.

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2017

22

Feb

Karlie Kloss in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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I guess Taylor Swift let her real life Barbie Doll that she cultivated and plays dress up with and who is on call for Taylor Swift’s needs…because she had no childhood and now is richer than god…and some evil rich people create labs to create Robots to take over the world..this rich freak buys models to pretend to be her friend…but in order to keep things higher profile….she allows her to still work, because Taylor Swift can’t be seen with a normal…who isnt’ a model….I just wonder if Taylor Swift dresses her because when you soul your soul to the devil to increase your profile and reap the rewards of being her right hand…you gotta do what the crazy tyrant boss says….

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Maitland Ward Nipples of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a joker…

She’s just getting more and more interesting with her hustle…by not being interesting at all…but while most 40 year olds are being 40 year olds…she’s doing this awkward and uncomfortable famewhoring…that I don’t full understand…she’s got her nipples out…as often as possible…and her huge tits a small percentage of people remember from TV…everywhere….and it’s not even like she’s getting paid or making money off this…she’s strictly just propelling her name, putting it out there, for people to point and laugh and she’s fucking loving it…

It’s a weird kind of crazy, but for some reason, I find it endearing….I mean some people develop drug addictions and die after being on TV as kids…but this one….from Teen Beet 1996 to the streets half naked nipples out at 40…2017…fucking interesting…whatever it may be…

Here she is at a comic event…

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2017

22

Feb

Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day

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The headline going around is that Jenna Jameson is shitting on muslims because they remind her of her porn producers that made her a lot of money and told her how great she was over and over again because they were using her to make money themselves…because because porn is a weird place, especially now, of broken women trying to find validation, and loving being the center of attention, for doing the dumbest fucking work ever, like getting fucked day after day….until they get banged out and forgotten…most not as lucky as Jenna Jameson to have early to the internet membership site model…and thus able to bank tons of money for her and her husband who went on to start a bunch of other websites…because they figured out the internet HUSTLE..

Well after falling into drugs and craziness, like real craziness, I guess she’s pulled herself back together and fixed all the breaks in her soul from the career of being an important force in porn…which really isn’t saying much, it’s just saying girl fucked on camera…and well…she’s making headlines for shitting on Muslims, because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Muslims…and then defending the KKK, only to retract that, but not before the media picked up on her and called her a KKK sympathizer..which would be weird considering she’s Jewish..and if I learned anything from Jerry Springer in the 90s, it’s that the KKK hate Jews more than Blacks because Jews can blend in…and in Jenna Jameson’s case…can be jerked off to without knowing she’s a jew…because I guess she had her Jewish tail amputated…right?

I am not defending Jenna Jameson, I don’t give a fuck about her opinion on anything…but I figure it’s making headlines, It’s funny, she’s a broken retired pornstar, who is now working some weird activism…and it’s entertaining….not dick in vagina while she moans annoyingly with her dumb porn tits entertaining…but she’s old now…so probably a better use of her time…and fingers..and mouth…and I guess shattered pussy she’s keeping in her fitness pants…

Good times.. These probably aren’t in order and probably better that way…

She’s also pregnant because someone married her and knocked her up again – I am surprised she’s able to get pregnant…maybe it’s some archival cum that’s filled her up years ago…paternity test this shit…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|SFW

2017

22

Feb

Topless Feminists Protest Pence and Other Videos of the Day

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French Waitress Pulls Giant Lizard Out of the Restaurant

Wanna BE Gangster gets taught a Lesson

Harrison Ford Landing His Plane at a Commercial Airport is LOLz

Girl Facebook Lives Catchign her Man with Another PUssy

Pervert Caught Masturbating in the Crawlspace

Woman Tries to Smuggle Herself in a Suitcase

Video of a Woman Being Abducted

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to tell girls I want to fuck them in changing rooms..because it’s a fetish, you know in store changing rooms where they are trying on things…a normal fetish…

But I probably shouldn’t do it when they are changing and have never met me before…it throws them off…and could even be sexual assault in this world where everything is sexually assault…

Here are some morning links..

Eugenie Bouchard – Sports Illustrated Swim – Fit as Fuck…Cuz She’s a Pro Athlete Not a Fucking Vapid Cunt Who only Fucks Rich Guys to Pay the Rent….Like their Other “models”
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Sean Kingston Got Beat the Fuck Up
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Tiny trump is Making Moves on the Internet…
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Jennifer Connelly Still Old. Still Fit. In a Bikini
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Emma Watson – Terrible Erotica
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Wonder Woman Had a Test Screening
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Kate Upton’s New SI VIdeo
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If You’re a Teen Girl from 1995 – Kurt Cobain Turned 50 Today, But Not Really, He’s been Dead 23 years
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Frank Sinatra’s Awesome House in Palm Springs is for Sale
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Idiot Kid – Idiot Flip
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And Now Some ELevator Music
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2017

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

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I am pathetic and a pervert but I like come across sweet then once I get their trust I beg for nudes like a pathetic pervert….willing to pay for nudes, not because I have a lot of money, but because I don’t like trying to be seductive….don’t worry, I know girls do it for free…but sometimes I’ll over them foreign currency, equivalent to a dollar in our currency, to make them feel like hookers.

Girls love feeling like hookers…

So, I send compliments like “you’re bright and illuminating”….and she’ll say “like a Diamond”….and I’ll say “No, like a glow in the dark condom I still use from the late 80s, when that was a think, before people realized that it caused dick cancer…which is worse than DICK AIDS….

Which actually backfire and take away my sweet approach….and when i ask for anus pics…it takes away my charm…and when I offer 3 dollars…it takes away any dignity I may have…so I just google image search butthole instead…less work…

Yes…this is my life…and what I do…it’s sad….start a gofundme for me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cate Blanchett Slutty in Drag
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Paris Jackson – Nipples
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See Through Fashion Model Tits
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Kate Upton for SI for the Kate Upton Perverts Who Like Fat Pussy
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David Cassidy Blames Being Drunk on Dementia…
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Katy Perry New Video You Can’t Jerk Off To
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Elle Fanning – Slutty Instagram
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Idiot on Sledge VS a Hard Tree
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The Man Who Plays Accidentally Bad Songs in Public
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Kate Winslet Kisses a Black Man
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Sara Underwood Big Tits in Hawaii
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Emily Rat Cow’s Vintage Nudes…
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Vogue Williams – Panty Flash
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Hover Bike
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Japanese Pool Player – Great Interview
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Springsteen and some Teen….perform together…
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Lohan was Racial Profiled for Being Arab…
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Nicole Scherzinger – Ass Crack
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Angelina Jolie – Spider Eater
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Alexis Ren in Bathing Suits…
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Chrissy Teigen Huge Mom Tits -Braless – Hard Nippled
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Peta Sluts in Crocodile Masks
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Arianny Celeste – Underboob
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Making Planet Earth Look Like a Hollywood Movie
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Amber Tamblyn – Made a Baby
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Red Octopus VS Crab
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Huge Tits at In and Out
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Wife Blow Job
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Woman Gets beat and Stripped for Stealing Chicken
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Porno Train Wreck of the Year
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Some Naked Chick with a Coinslot Pussy
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Shitty Pics of Huge Tits
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

21

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps bringing it…as far as I’m concerned…this is bringing it…it doesn’t take much to bring it…the mindset of all you perverts is treat the internet like a picture book…so as long as there’s a young girl with a hot body producing selfie porn…we’re good…she’s good…pushing 15 million followers good…despite probably being the worst kind of broken…which is also good…just irritating…to listen to when it talks..which we don’t have to deal with while staring at her tits in a see through shirt…

Here she is in a bikini from yesterday…..lookin hot..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Alexis Ren’s in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

Here she is in swimsuits..it is kinda her thing….

She did a SI Swim casting call…no one cared…so she didn’t get into the magazine…what a loser…if swimsuits are your thing and you’re not in SI SWIM…what a fail….and failure…is something I can relate to and console while looking at her ass..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Amanda Cerny Yoga Pose Tapping into her Playboy Pre-Vine Roots of the Day

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Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny who gets million dollar brand deals…even though she was naked in Playboy on her quest to be famous…naked pics you can google and find…because she did do Playboy….before becoming the VINE star…before VINE exploded…and got that following on other social channels because she really wanted that fame…and here she is…doing YOGA Poses…reminiscent of her sexualizing herself for success..success she’s found and cashed in on…because media, advertising, and all this shit is a fucking scam….and because she’s flexible…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW