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2016

09

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Ripped Stomach of the Day

Bella Thorne is the teen wonder – she’s 18 or 19…she’s an instagram model or actor turned instagram model – because that’s where the market is now…and she is shameless and understands basic marketing tools given to her….and that’s her half naked body…works for me, but works better for her – cuz she gets paid…and I guess it works for her latch on sister too…because she’s everywhere with her…maximize that exposure…get fucking paid, or likes, or whatever they find important in their cocktease…

She’s clearly got a fat stomach, very important…in this world where the dumbest shit is important..

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2016

09

Dec

Instagram Model Demonstrates Instagram Model Monetization of the Day

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Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is a fucking idiot, unless she knew she was being trolled, but if you’ve met some of these instagram models, they are so fucking clueless, and use instagram in their prostitition so people like TagYourSponsors can pretend they are in dubai and make a joke out of them, by getting them to outline what they will do for 50,000 dollars….

This video came out a long time ago, I’ve knows about this shit, and show has a lot of people for a long time, but it’s going viral now, I’ve had 10 people send it to me in the last 2-3 days, and I figure exposing an idiot hooker for being an idiot hooker – willing to fuck a 13 year old….is totally worth getting involved in promoting…even if you’ve all seen it already…it’s a testament to this materialistic, soulless, disgusting world we live in….and I’m the kind of guy who loves hookers and prostitution…but it is so key for me that the hookers or prostitutes are open and upfront about it – and not pretending to be “models”…or some shit..because lies offend me..

I’ve looked up this bitch, can’t find anything on her, maybe it’s a troll or fake video….but skinny tea, protein powder and old rich man giving rent money…is what makes 100,000 followers worth having..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

09

Dec

No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day

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I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have…

She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits.

This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Fat Chick Ashley Graham Attempts Too Not Look Too Fat – But Still Fat Enough To Monetize of the Day

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I shit on Ashley Graham all the time, not literally, which now means figuratively according to the dictionary, since we are a generation of retards….proven in the existence of Ashley Graham….

But I see a fucking monster, who found an angle, who has elphantitis and all her features are big and doughy….

I see a girl trying to be fit, but knowing that her body won’t allow that to ever happen, so milk the angle you were given….

I see a girl who knows the market is fat and needs fat pride to get through their shorter life expectancy life…because fat actually kills…no matter who much you celebrate it as you “own your body”…

I see a girl who is just so fucking big, but famous and making millions, who wants to break the walls down at Victoria’s Secret in what she’ll say is progressive…and I know Victoria’s Secret will cast her, breaking down their branding, to be progressive, all while fat remains a killer and disgusting – and not what we should celebrate…no matter what kind of hero the fat bitch plays..

It’s all so fucking terrible, so big…and so terrible..especially the choice in outfit for a fat woman – looking like a mom on vacation at the resort – you don’t want to see in a one piece…that didn’t need to wear a one piece…but who is trying to live the skinny girl life so that she doesn’t lock herself away inside where no one can see her – where she belongs…because it’s gross…

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RITA ORA WAS THERE ALSO – BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HERE WHEN THE WORLD GIVES US FAT CHICKS TO BE OFFENDED BY

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Margot Robbie Knees of the Day

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People fucking love Margot Robbie and get really mad when I call her a big girl…because she’s a big girl, because people fucking love Margot Robbie..

I don’t know why she got famous, or how she got famous, she’s Australian and now the biggest fucking deal in Hollywood…how does that happen, why is she in every fucking movie.. I guess it’s safe to say…not everyone thinks she’s a big girl….or cares about my opinion on Margot Robbie being overrated…

So here are her knees for those people…all you brainwashed fuckers..

She’s leaving a dermatologist, so either she has skin cancer from being australian…or BOTOX…

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2016

09

Dec

Britney Spears Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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Hit me baby one more time….Britney Spears….is in fuck me boots and for some reason…I think it’s worth pointing at and saying – Look Britney Spears is wearing fuck me boots….like she’s not some crazy 40 year old pop star still pop-starring…

It would seem that I care about it…I mean I am posting it – I must care about these people….but I am just in some vortex of posting everything I come across..about the dumbest shit ever…like it is news, or a distraction, when it is just dog shit…what am I doing with my life? Oh right…nothing…which is why I am posting this nonsense that no one cares about…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2016

09

Dec

Waffle House Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

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Hey Hipsters…get a Bee Beard

Flaming Bag Pipes for Christmas

Man in Turkey Shoots and Kills Brother in a Law and Mother In Law at the Hospital…LOHAN wasn’t there to save them

Naked Guy on Top of Public Bus

Dog Says Final Goodbye to Owner – Super Sad…

Naked Guy on the Bus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

09

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Christmas time – so naturally I want to find as many women alone in dive bars who have no family and need a Turkey that needs stuffed, and by Turkey I mean vagina.

Unfortunately, most of these women alone in dive bars, look like they should be left alone….but that doesn’t stop me from trying because I hate my wife and like sticking things in other vaginas…just looking for a good time.

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Trump Met Leo to Talk Climate Change
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Kylie Jenner’s House Offends Me
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Some Real Life Star Wars Bullshit
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Gigi Hadid Has a Disease
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Bella Thorne’s Tits Working Out
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2016

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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FUCK….the fear of your penis not working….goes away when your penis stops working….

That’s all I have to say about that…and while I get off this bullshit to drink at Christmas parties I sneak into…Here are some stepLINKS…

Kylie Jenner is Selling One of her 4 Homes
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Courtney Stodden Christmas Tits
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Bryanna Holly See Through Lingerie
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Joy Corrigan – Awesome Nipples
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Lindsay Pelas – Butt Shot
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Emma Stone Down and Dirty…
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Basketball Shot of the Day
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Alycia Carey Thigh
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I wish Hairspray Live Ended in a Terrorist Attack…
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A New History for Humanity
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Welcome Mick Jagger Baby 8
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Sand Skiing
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Suicide Squad Honest Trailer
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DJ Tanner is a Quitter
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Suicide Squat Honest Trailer
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Russell Crowe Won’t be Charged
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Same Place – Different Time
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Karreuche Tran – Cameltoe
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Some Chick Named Natalie Messenet Nipple
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Sia is Single if you Can Find Her Under that Mop
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Girl Fails
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Madonna is Fucking Weird on Carpool Karaoke
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Zoey Deutch Legs
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Everything Wrong with Finding Dory
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TBT – John Lennon’s Death
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Remi Gaillard Locks Himself Up
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Mariah Carey Breasts
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Imperial March on a Coffeer Stirrer
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Sammy Mitchell Yellow Bikini
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Nina Agdal Does DiCaprio Still
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Body Painted Girls
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Big Titties Smushed Together
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Naked Chick of the Day
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Good Big Tits
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Gimp Fuck
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Vampire Lesbians
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wtf moments in porno…
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Lesbian Bitches
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2 Flights that Expose Pussies…
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Hot Bitch Selfie.
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

08

Dec

Izabel Goulart’s Booty Shake Preview to her Love Magazine Video of the Day

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I find it depressing that the only model content that makes any real noise in Decemeber is this Love magazine non-Christmas because that’s exclusive, and we live in an inclusive world…daily video advent calendar….

The videos are uninspired, thrown together and people only watch because it’s half naked chicks with millions of followers, that Love uses to get their own followers, in a follow fest…

Izabel Goulart, the 40 year old VS model who is fit as fuck, hot booty, ass shaking Brazilian is going to be in an upcoming one of their videos, and this BTS shit hit instagram – posted by someone I know, so I figured it rarely happens that I am the first to post, the world is filled with nerds online all fucking day doing this shit, so when I see never before seen videos of models ass shaking…I gotta get it up there for the world / my 2 readers to bask in the glory…

The Farrah Abraham exclusive squirt video was a more lucrative video, but I take what I can get…

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