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2016

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw a christmas TRANNY out Christmas shopping at the liquor store- then I saw her again at Victoria’s Secret….like she was following me….she was done up like a 1950s Christmas mom posing next to the Christmas tree….hard to miss….like these bitches…

You know, put together in ways women just don’t put themselves together anymore, really trying to look the part…because women take being women for granted and in this gender fluid world the only womenly people are men who want to be women…

Too bad she was in her 60s, 300 lbs, because with her wig, her lipstick, her mink stole, party dress, heels…and pantyhose…I totally had a childhood school teacher fetish flashback…if only I didn’t have to suck her dick to get to her cheap department store perfume man-pussy…

Tis the season for miracles…

Dubstep Christmas Light Show to Kill Yourself To
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Adult Wrapping EROTICA
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Some Bitch I’ve never Heard of in an Orange Bikini
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8 Bit F1 2016 Video Seems Like a Waste of Time
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Porn Star Gets Raped – But It Doesn’t Count Cuz She’s A Porn Star
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What Makes Christmas Songs Christmassy
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Prince Andrew is a Creeper
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100 Years of Christmas Toys
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I WISH LENA DUNHAM WAS AN ABORTION
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Mistletoe Drones
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Christmas PUGS for PUG Perverts Like ME
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A Picture of Mischa Barton Leaving Jail in 2007
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2016

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The magical thing about the Casino is that it is my favorite place to go – especially during the Holiday season. I’m not a high roller, I’m a slot machine player – who has a 10 dollar limit before I stop playing and just sit and watch the often times alone…old…sad….people pumping their welfare checks into these machines….more so on Christmas because they believe in Christ and miracles….and it doesn’t help when one girl on the slot machine 5 feet from you wins 50,000 dollars, someone I assume is an actor the Casino hired, because everyone around starts to double down…

I am addicted…to both wanting to rob old rich ladies by garnering their trust through oral sex and stealing their money….so I can spend time at the casino…as well as the depraved, sad, lonely, pathetic, disgusting slice of humanity that go to the Casino hoping for a dream…that big payout to save their lives because society made them this way….Homeless in training…if not homeless already

That said, highlight of my Christmas shopping was spending enough time in Victoria’s Secret for the security guard to ask me to leave….it was seeing a girl texting and walking right into traffic getting slammed by a car…she lived…but that will teach her to open her fucking eyes and to close her damn instagram counting likes – without realizing no one likes her pics…

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Khloe Kardashian in a Leotard – Freaks me Out
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Nicole Kidman – Hot Old – Robot Cowgirl
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Modern Snowglobes
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Irina Shayk Pregnant Mom Tits
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New Photos of an Isolated TRIBE – FRESH PUSSY
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Kylie Jenner Monster tits
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Montreal Homeboy Directing DUNE Movie
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Bella Thorne Single…Before it Even Started
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Cool High Speed Camera Stills
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Monster TITS
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Kate Beckinsale – Hard Nipples
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My Girls Doing Xmas
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Basketball Player Surprised by Military Brother’s Homecoming
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This is the Fucking Gayest Shit Ever…..Pop Music Medley Mannequin Challenge Gayness…but it’s well done…
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16 and Pregnant Star Dead of Heroin Overdose at 23
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Getting Stung By a Bullet Ant
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Lazy Dog VS Roomba
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Helen Mirren Erotica…
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Build a Lego Piranha Plant Because You’re Sad
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Eva Longoria Built Like a Mayan in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Complains About Being Woman in Hollywood
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Bella Hadid – SEE THROUGH
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TOP TV of the YEar
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If Men Breast Fed…..
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Johnny Depp – making aMber Heard the Hooker Pay
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Camping Girl Gets Naked and Gives Lap Dances
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Naked in the Shower
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Busty Chick – Titty Flash
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Cam Girl Masturbates
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Creepy Sex
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Hypnotized by Great Ass
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Asian Cream Pie
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2016

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day

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Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”….

I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here…

I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky..

But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance.

RUMOR is this is one of her new nudes…it was posted 11 days ago…it could be her – but I say it’s too hot to be her…because it is.

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2016

Dec

Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst…

But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on….

They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home…

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2016

Dec

Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day

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Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist….

She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask….

Fascinating….

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2016

Dec

Suki Waterhouse – The Girl Brad Cooper Didn’t Get Pregnant of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is the youthful model who doesn’t matter – that used to latch onto Brad Cooper like he was her lottery ticket, before he got swept up by an evil, soulless, hot as fuck, Russian spy trained vagina that fucked the Suki Waterhouse out of the well that is his testicles, and absorbed that sperm, turned it into a fetus that pays dividends, annuities, for the rest of her fucking life….

It’s nice to see her on the beach in Barbados with her sister, not impregnated by Brad Cooper like she was Irina Shayk, because I generally hate pregnant chicks, moms and their mom pussies, and there are plenty of other rich guys she can fuck…becuase even though these girls are rich, they only like rich cum in them….it’s a status ting I guess…

I guess she’ll have to go through life knowing that she’s no Irina Shayk, Russia always win, but she could have probably looked at pics to confirm that..before the whole pregnancy thing…I will still stare because I always like the underdog.

I don’t know which one is her or her sister -but whatever…I don’t know who any of these girls are – and I post them all day – all interchangeable and shit…

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2016

Dec

Chanel Westcoast Nipple Slip of the Day

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I still don’t know what Chanel Westcoast is…I assume a rapper….because that’s what I’ve been told..but I don’t consider white suburban girls who “rap” rappers….instead I consider them representative of how rap is now pop and that “Urban” is just played out suburban….for white nerdy kids and tweens to get down to…and feel hard because the lyrics are about fucking and selling drugs and shit they can relate to – since everyone fucks and does drugs…fascinating..

I do know that she was MTV created, and now she gets to bask in the glory of having been on TV…by pulling out her tit on the beach for the paparazzi….

Something the kids would she #goals or #blessed or shit like “lit AF”…or other things you should know if you fuck 18 year olds, or want to fuck 18 year olds like some kind of SAVAGE (another trendy word, that no longer means indian trying to scalp you)

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2016

Dec

Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

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It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings…

I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it?

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2016

Dec

Chrissy Teigen’s New Face is Less Puggy of the Day

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If you read the site, and you don’t, but you may if you’re Chrissy Teigen, because she likes to google herself, it’s good for her ego, and I know this because a bunch of years ago she tweeted at me about how funny she thought I was, which was probably tactics to try to get more posts on her…and a year after that praise that didn’t give me a boner – like it does for other dudes with sites who go crazy when the girls talk to them – because they aren’t used to girls talking to them – and just want girls to talk to them – because they don’t hate any woman who is as vapid as an SI model wallet fucker – they just see tits….while I see all that is wrong with her – and prefer my asian hookers to be less vocal, more subservient and affordable….she went totally nutso on me – and her gang of followers went nuts on me – because I said she was old, fat, pug faced and if she didn’t get knocked up – her wallet she’s fucked and been so loyal to, will pay her off and find younger and hotter pussy – or she could kill herself…because no one would care……

She has since gone onto get pregnant, get a TV show hosting job, leveraging her life as a celebrity wife, which is a huge accomplishment for someone who was booking 3 jobs a year before the pregnancy…she’s more than just strategic with her pussy….or maybe her pussy strategy is why it all worked out…who cares..

She’s in Elle Australia, going international…and she’s got a new face, a less pug face, which for someone who lives by the pug….finds it sad…but makes her look like a better version of her terrible self…so thanks plastic surgery / injections / etc..this mom is better than ever…which biologically makes no sense – but thanks to science and does…

I wonder what the post pregnancy pussy looks like…that’s the before and after I’m more into..not that I’d ever be into Chrissy Teigen, she’s just ever present…like a herpes scab or hermorrhoid that just won’t go away, only more vile and annoying.

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2016

Dec

Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day

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Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention…

Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT…

It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about.

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