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2016

26

Dec

Bella Thorne Recycles Slutty Christmas Pics of the Day

OMG. This is Blasphemous. A scandal. Terrble. Fame Whore Bella Thorne who fucking lives and dies for social media content – it’s her marketing, her branding, her positioning, her attempt to be relevant to the big investors and casting people in the Hollywood circles – to hire her and live out her parents dream she was cultivated for her entire life….

Yet….she posted a Christmas selfie / bullshit slutty santa pic, from a shoot SHE HAS ALREADY POSTED ON DECEMBER 12

Like her pervert fans don’t deserve another slutty Xmas pic, all she had to do was lay in bed with slutty Xmas socks, or panties, it’s fucking ridiculous to sit on a stupid shit quality badly lit pic, when you have a fucking iphone and can produce selfie porn all fucking day….

I am offended with the lack of creativity – when her lifeline is this content…this work…and she’s young, at her prime and being lazy….terrible…replace her with the more eager..

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2016

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess Christmas is over…and that makes it the most depressing day of the year. Even though it is the second biggest shopping day since Black Friday and I will not be at the mall watching the poor people do their 40% Christmas shopping….or the poor girls scrambling for deals on panties when spending their VS gift cards they got…even though I should be hired by the store as an in changing room assistant…you know something I would make myself trans to get the job of “Bra Sizer” in a long con…that would work…TITS EVERYWHERE…

Even though iconic Christmas song singing George Michael gives you his heart last Christmas, every Christmas, for your entire adult life has gone and died of AIDS, because sometimes some men have a life that is a little too fun…when involved in dirty man on man things in the 80s….

It is the most depressing day because I am in a cabin in the woods with my wife and her family…and they are all trying to talk to me….making me wonder why they didn’t follow George Michael’s lead and die on Christmas…because the cabin isn’t so bad…it’s the people that are raping my insides…probably something George Michael was into…but enjoyed…

The hightlight of this year’s Christmas spirit was not the joy of giving, or being with loved ones, or trying to recruit desperate widows at church to finance my life…it wasn’t eating cookies and watching Christmas movies…it was waking up late at night on Christmas Eve….like I was Santa Claus…bringing gifts to all the boys and girls….where I went to the fridge and slid my dick inside the Christmas Turkey….making for such a joyous day watching the family eat it…

I am that guy…Here are some morning links…

Everything You Need to Know About George Michael’s Death
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Panda VS SNOW
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Zoe Kravitz Bikini
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ONE DIRECTION PROPOSED TO GIGI HADID – SHE SAID NO
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Everything Wrong With Home ALone
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Cop Helps a Speeder Tie His Tiee
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Smoke Alarm Sing A Long is The Worst
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Super Mario Doing Parkour in Real Life is Terrifying
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Charlottte Mckinney in a Wet T-Shirt
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Avril Lavinge VS Facebook – For Nickelback
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240 Lights All Green Baby
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Peakcock Spider Christmas
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Recording GoPro into Liquid Nitrogen
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2016

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle…the worst Christmas miracle ever…

I also like having sex with moms, not because I can fist them, not because I can’t feel the walls of their vaginas – because of passing the baby, even when stapled back to normal tightness, because I can’t feel vagina walls with any girl I fuck..but because they are used to gross shit, so if you shit your self from being drunk, they can clean you…

It is the most wonderful time of year, find recent divorcees, home wreck, celebrate Jesus…the other Jesus….look for the sad, the weak, the lonely….it’s the season of giving…and part of giving is taking…

I am a Christmas lover….and you should be to…people are so fucking easy this time of year…drunk, ready to fuck, depressed…

Here are some stepLINKS..think of it as a shitty gift from me to you….but I like to think of myself as a shitty gift to you….cuddles…

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Victoria Silvstedt White Bikini
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Kristen Steward – Smiles
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Kendall Jenner – Leather Pants
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Chewbacca Singing Silent Night..
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Barack Sings All I want for Christmas is You
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Mariah Carey Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day
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US Embassy Does Some Weird Japanese Dance…
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Some Slut Sucking a Candy Cane
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Cameltoe of the Day
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Toilet Santa
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Stephanie Seymour in a Sheer Dress…
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Tiger Woods – Topless Selfie – Weirdness
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The 2016 Conan Staff Holiday Sweater Competition
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Suzuki VS Big Rig
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Rockettes Have to Kick and Smile at Inaugeration or they Get Killed Off like Dina Lohan
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This Day in History – Van Gogh Cut Off His Ear
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Be a T-Rex in this Interactive 360 Video
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Courtney Stodden Has an Xmas Video
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CHYNA was an addict…and had a Dick CLit
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The Secret Chord that Makes Christmas Music
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Lana Del Rey Shopping
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Worst Friends of the YEar…
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Nerf Overwatch….
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Some Slut in a Black Bikini
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This is Chloe Sevigny’s Apartment
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED by ME so I can Say the Word Curated
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Mrs Claus is a Dirty Bitch
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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All I want for Xmas is a Foot Job
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Alwasy Check Your Surrounding Masturbating Girls
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Monster Tits
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MASTURBATING GIRL
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OH NO – her butt implants are falling off
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Tits Out
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

23

Dec

Mariah Carey Tits Does Here Comes Santa Claus of the Day

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Mariah Carey released a new Christmas video – because I haven’t heard her song at least 14 times today, and not because I listen to Mariah Carey on repeat, I was out in stores and wandering around, going bar to bar, exposed to that song that has probably made her 100s of millions of dollars…so it would make sense she’d release another Christmas song…cash the fuck in….pull them tits she loves showing off out…and be a slutty Santa while her baby daddy – Nick Cannon is hospitalized dying of LUPUS…good mom…

I didn’t watch the video, she’s old, but still pulls the tits out….and sings songs pandering to all you basic idiots…and I think it’s on the same level as Courtney Stodden in terms of shamelessnes…eagerness…and robot tits this is….

But in similar vibe – here’s Courtney Stodden’s Christmas Song video..

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2016

23

Dec

Ariel Winter and Other Mexicans are in Bikinis Ready for Christmas cuz Catholicism of the Day

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Ariel Winter found her angle, that makes her look a good plump that you’d want to bury you face into, because she is 18 and despite being weird shaped, she’s 18….and that by default makes her worth burying your face into…even if she’s weird looking…she’s got fame, money and tits she’s cut off and that keep growing back…and her lack of looks shouldn’t stop you from staring at her ass….

Maybe you Prefer Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom…the one who taught her how tits can get you work, attention, if you put enough work into your whoring, you will eventually win an Emmy…defy all odds…provided you have massive tits and a good marketable accent…

Maybe you prefer – Eva Longoria…the original mexican everyone was obsessed with….and still are – despite her being totally uninteresting, the international market love this white as fuck Mexican….

A video posted by Eva Longoria Baston (@evalongoria) on Dec 22, 2016 at 11:26am PST

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2016

23

Dec

Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

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Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year.

This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won…

Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat..

MERRY CHRISTMAS..

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2016

23

Dec

Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits…

I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll..

But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke..

What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor..

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2016

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner Posts Underwear Fetish Pics for Money of the Day

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You gotta appreciate a whore, no matter what her price is, because at least she’s getting paid for what all these other tricks are doing for free..and getting paid is all that matters in this materialistic world, it’s like why not get paid for what you would be doing for free….since it takes a certain kind of hooker to get naked in pictures for social media…like mass mainstream sexting….something so many girls are doing, just not the girls I want to see doing it, because the second a girl posts panties on her social media, or even bikini pics, I see the thirsty, eager cunt she is…and I write her off…and you’d be surprised how many glorious, brilliant, classy, hot women there are out there who don’t buy into the whole get naked on social media…and the reality is, when you get them to bang you, the sex is far more amazing…because they aren’t laying there on their phone tracking likes…

This is a garbage part of our society, but there are still great people who think it’s fucking dumb, and don’t participate….and this Jenner, is a Jenner, she was doomed before she even started, born into it….and getting paid to do it…makes it all the more better….it’s the troll of the century…brands paying girls to sext the world…what….

It’s the low levels that wish they were Kendall that are the fucking problem….either way, let’s help her make that Christmas bonus, delivering that campaign that she probably made well over a million dollars on, even though she woulda done it for free – cuz that’s how thirsty works…

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2016

23

Dec

Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

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When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere…

So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she.

So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments.