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Peyton Roi List Sexy Sauna Cum Shot Face of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown’s Deleted TikTok Titty Slip of the Day

Kira Petilli is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Nov

Grace Hartzel Hot for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Her name is Grace Hartzel… “Gracie” Hartzel….she’s an actual model – from small town Indiana who has made it to the runways of Paris because she’s tall and skinny….and has an amazing face…and I love tall and skinny…

She’s barely 20…and she’s already shown her vagina…full slit….and bush for editorial, hipster shoot, feminist hustle that’s not feminist at all, because a woman protesting or celebrating her femininity by “NOT” shaving her pubic hair is an absurd protest…it’s as if I was protesting something by taking a daily shit…you see because not shaving is actually easier than shaving…and it’s hotter than shaving…and to think having a bush is anything more than just having a bush…and spinning it like you’re not conforming to male expectations that are really just female expectations and norms they have created…because dudes will fuck anything…

But I am still a fan…but this isn’t a bush shot of the past, this is her in Vogue magazine, a bootleg division of Vogue, but still Vogue…and not showing her BUSH because I guess she doesn’t need to anymore – even though I fucking love bush…because it’s not for me…and her pussy exposing hard work has paid off…

So girls…show your pussy and you too can get boring shoots in Vogue..

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2016

Nov

Jennifer Aniston Whining About Some Shit in Marie Claire of the Day

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Dinosaur Jennifer Aniston, who no one actually gives a fuck about, not even her husband….is in a magazine…because the media doesn’t realize that the future generation, the youth, pretty much anyone under 25 who is playing around on social media and making selfies and VLOGS on youtube all day….or watching them…just do not give a fuck about Jennifer Aniston….and the only people who do are over 35 year old women…and a few weird men who don’t let their weird sitcom hard nipple fetishes die….because Aniston…at her peak was being overpaid as the second most popular nipples on TV besides Suzanne Sommers in Three’s Company, who should probably be on the cover of magazines, since the only people still buying magazines are 100 fucking years old…

THAT SAID…she posed in sweat pants that supported her menopause body bloat….and whined about her being shamed in the media for no dudes wanting to knock her up…when she should have praised the media for positioning her as if she was actually hot and a sex icon in a world of way hotter girls…making her stupid and underservingly rich.

Boring pics for one of the most boring people in the entertainment industry….I mean at least make the dinosaur show the dinosaur nipples…

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2016

Nov

Failed Robbery – Panty Flash…and Other Videos of the Day

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Sexy Muslim girl Dance

Dead Man in River – is Actually Hungover man….

Intense Farewell Dance for their Teacher….

Kid Falls Through Trashcan….

Arrested Woman Escapes Police Car

Sloth Gets Food Stolen…

Bad Fight of the DAy

Woman VS Cops….

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s a big day for you Americans today…but not really…it’s safe to say that Trump and Hillary are working together to make America think there was an actual fight, to divert and tell a story to confuse people while Trump got more famous as he slowly got dumber and dumber…and spoke in less sentences are more keywords…for the retards..while Hillary Clinton proved just how badly men don’t trust women to be in charge…while both are just friends working together…trolling us…with catty, negative, disgusting bullshit..and the whole thing is fucking dumb…but it makes a great story..doesn’t it…something to chat about on social media..right…and hate your neighbor about..so ridiculous….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…the last American morning….before America is made great again…by clowns…no matter who wins…it’s silly….and this whole campaign or race made America worse.

I am pretty sure that tomorrow…people will still be talking about Trump and Clinton..it’s become part of what America talks about.

This is why I prefer focusing on pussy…tits and pussy…what people used to care about…before society turned queer….

An Actual Snake on a Plane…What the Fuck
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Khloe Kardashian’s Mom Nipples in a Sheer Top I refused to Post
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Tara Reid’s Hot Zombie Body
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This is Fucking Awkward – 100 People Making Out for the Camera…
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Anna Kendrick Comes Out as Straight
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When Cyclists Take Over the Streets
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A Dumb as Fuck Video Starring an iPhone 7
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Mariah Carey – Big Titty – Billionaire Trap
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Nicole Kidman is an Absolute Monster
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Penguins Fight Over a Girl…Because even Penguin CHicks are Whores..
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Vegetarian Eats Meat the First Time in 22 Years
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A Couple of Sloth’s Looking for Love
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve spent the better part of my life trying to convince girls, mainly strangers, that I can’t get them pregnant because my dick is so small…but that doesn’t get me anywhere…rarely is unprotected sex happening….so I decided to change my tactic and tell them that I have a massive cock…and that in college I was called the abortion clinic…because all the unwanted pregnancy girls would come to my dorm and let me clean out their uterus with my dick….surprisingly, it was also not a successful tactic…

Apparently, there’s an election going on and in the next 24 hours….we will see how ridiculous America actually is….

In the meantime…Here are some stepLINKS…and if you’re a hot chick…you can come move to Canada to live on my couch / rent is sitting on my face…

Sophie Turner is Dating Joe Jonas…
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Hailey Clauson’s Skipping Rope
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Jared Leto’s House is For Sale…
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World Record Rubiks Cube Win
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Cara Delevingne Fighting Victoria’s Secret…
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A New Jackie Chan Kung Fu Movie….
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The Kaley Cuoco’s Bondage Clip
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Kate Hudson – Cleavage
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Beyonce and Jay-Z for Hillary…
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Electric MX Bike
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Khloe Kardashian – See Through Top
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Forgiegn Monster in a Bikini is Anti Trump
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When Cyclists Take OVer the Streets
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Cat Goes to School and Attends Class….
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Some Gamer / Streamer tit Flash…
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Gal Gadot is Pregnant…
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Jennifer Aniston’s Laying on her Stomach Like a Whore
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Anna Kendrick – At an Event….
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Old Nude Polaroids of Em Rat Cow – Lookin Hot
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Mara Teigen – Braless…
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Fat Natalie Portman
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Some Creepy Furniture…
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Jennifer Lawrence is Straight Up Fucking Her Director Darren Aronofsky
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Kaley Cuoco’s Halloween Costume is Pretty Solid Slutty…
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This Movie “PET” is an interesting Story of Love…
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Solange Dancing in Panties on TV…
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Can Floof Protect an iPhone 7
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Sofia Vergara’ Big Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Put Lotion On
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Syphilis at the Train Station
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Cheesy Nude Photoshoot
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Lesbian Sluts Making Out
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Shit Pornstars Say
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Chick with a Trampstamp Getting Naked
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Squirty Pussy
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Amateur Butt Sex…
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2016

Nov

Kate Beckinsale’s Dog Knows What’s Up of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale’s got a sense of humor, or maybe she just likes to cocktease all you nerds who are really into her, because she knows she’s only famous from one movie franchise about vampires and that fame isn’t because of her acting skills…but rather because she’s hot…and doesn’t seem to age…

She’s a mom who looks like no other mom, her body fucking tight…and her dog knows what’s up as he stares deeply into her ass and pussy area…that are unfortunately in pants…but that we all know the dog has seen do some pretty gnarly things…from shitting, to fucking herself with random things, to possibly even letting him eat her out like she was breakfast thanks to his cute and soft tongue….but those stories he can not tell us…just with his actions…and as he looks into the abyss that is her asshole…I can tell by his face…he’s been there before…and not just when eating her panties…

Lucky dog….

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2016

Nov

Rita Ora in Lingerie for Some Event in Portugal of the Day

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Rita Ora is in Portugal promoting some lingerie campaign that I guess she’s part of, for some European brand, which makes sense because as Americans try to understand what she is as she navigates their media, going to their events, fucking their men, and apparently having both record deals and TV deals with their companies, the general public doesn’t know who she is, and a handful of perverts…just love her for her tits…tits she’s always showing off because they were a tactic in her marketing…as she attempted to replace Rihanna…

But I guess Europe knows her, loves her, cast her in jobs and makes her the money she uses to finance that American dream….living in LA and NY all bi-coastal and shit..doing things most Americans want but can’t pull off…while keeping those things virtually secret because I’m still confused about what she does….beyond the tits…assuming there is anything beyond tits…and I’m pretty sure there isn’t…

Here she is working the mic like a black dick that got her ahead….

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2016

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Butt in Tights of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such a calculated child star groomed by her slutty florida family…that I can’t quite figure out why she’s making out with her gay boyfriend in public…with some PDA…

Is she doing the Taylor Swift hopeless romantic, always in love to make her pervert fans fantasize about her loving them, or is she trying to say that she likes to fuck her boyfirend and this is a preview while wearing tight pants, or is she not actually working it for the camera, the paparazzi, what the THORNE family has wanted for so long, and that she spent so many hours figuring out the perfect level of slutty on instagram to get followers but still get work….

I guess I’ll just stare at her ass to figure these important life questions out…

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2016

Nov

Mara Teigen’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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Her name is Mara Teigen, she’s one of the first rounds of “famous” instagram models – who got a following because her half naked pics would make it to the popular page, but she never really maximized like other instagram models out there who were able to become household names….thanks in part to the Kendall Jenners of the world…and/or hip hop music….

This one was more cheesy, typical, her images repetitive as fuck, but in LA, the center of the world, so people followed her assuming she was someone, or connected, or at least fucking rich guys – and she probably was…

But she just never broke through, sure 700,000 people follow her on that shit like she’s Tila Tequila and this is myspace…but they don’t actually give a fuck about her…

So she’s taken it upon herself and her BOTOX face….to wear a sheer top and no bra for an event she knew paparazzi would be at…because…tits get you noticed…when you have no other marketable talent and you’ve pretty much peaked in terms of getting instagram campaigns for skinny teas…and protein powder…

I just find social media content so fucking boring….but nipples…they are good.

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2016

Nov

Ariel Winter is a Big Girl Going to the Gym of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a chubby round looking pile of slop…but people like her because she’s rich and on TV, and more creepily because they watched her grow up, and saw the big fat girl tits grow before their eyes and that alone is everything to a fucking creep who likes to see tits he jerk off to develop….I guess it makes him feel part of the process, or like a wine maker tasting his wine after letting it age for many years…and I’m not just talking about the execs at Modern Family, a show she’s on and I’ve never seen…I’m talking about all the weirdos who watch Modern Family…for the tit…

So I feel obligated to update you weridos on what she’s up to…so Here she is going to the gym with her tits that she’s had reduced…despite looking like she’s never been to a gym…

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And here she is braless, where you can see the scars around her nipples from the breast reduction her massive tits make it hard to believe she actually had…but she’s hormonal…and probably from being traumatized by her parents as they exploited her…only to recently turn 18 to exploit herself…because after you chop off and reshape a tit…they aren’t supposed to be bigger than fucking watermelons…but they just keep going and fucking going…it’s almost fucking disgusting….but sloppy tits…are a good disgusting…the rest of her not so much…

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