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Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Whore of the Day

Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

Jessica Nazarenus is the Instagram Of The Day

Demi Lovato is Still a They/Them/It/Thing to Me of the Day

Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Nov

Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day

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I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers…

The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos…

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2016

Nov

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne was walking around in her bra….who fucking cares…really – there are just so many girls on the internet, in a recent study I’ve invented in my head – 80 percent of women post provocative pictures of themselves on social media – it’s empowering or the attention feels great – they just won’t let you know they are doing it or the sake of likes and hits and to feel good about their insecure selves – they need to polorize it – intellectualize it – maybe pretend they are art or artistic and this is their voice or vehicle…but it makes girls like Bella Thorne – totally average, typical, like every other girl…nothing special…not worth celebrating…because I’m more into local market shit…my coffee shop girl and cashier in bikini pics…not some Disney kid in content that I don’t watch and that doesn’t matter….

Entertainment industry is dead….celebrity is dead…you’re all just a big pile of sluts…so thank the sluts for that…by jerking off to them…

It’ll be interesting to see what these famewhores start doing to get actually noticed as their teams scramble to figure out how to get views from everyone else trying to get views…I have a feeling it will involve spread anus…spread redheaded anus…

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2016

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary….

This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked…

All fleshy and weird…exsiting….

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

Nov

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”…

She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story…

The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere…

SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY….

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2016

Nov

Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day

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Here’s the future First Lady – just as soon as Trump gets into office and makes marrying your daughter legal…

I wonder if the red wing, white power, insane Trump people realize that Ivanka and her husband are Orthodox jews and their kids…Daddy Trump’s grandkids – are all little Jewish babies..something that he didn’t really talk about during his campaign – because you know the alt-right don’t like Jews and how they own the media…except maybe when they own Facebook – and that’s the whole reason they exist…

Not that I hate the Alt Right….I’m just a huge fan of incest because I don’t have family so I can sexualize everything…and I encourage any laws to allow a father and daughter to marry – because as we learned in the gay marriage campaigns – who are we to decide who people are allowed to love….

She’s wearing a tight dress, her tits hard, her face older…as she shamelessly promotes her product line everytime she does media for her dad’s insane troll / win…

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2016

Nov

Em Rat Cow on the Beach Topless of the Day

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It’s funny how shameless people need to get noticed, or attention, in this no attention span world…especailly when you’re a titty model…she is in a one piece….

Em Rat Cow is so full of shit, but the funny thing about her being full of shit, is that she’s polarized being a low level bottom feeding titty model into being a feminist thing – and big brands actually pay her money like she’s more than just a softcore porn star – because they either believe her bullshit and are idiots – or just pretend to believe her bullshit because she has followers and brands are clueless but know one thing – and that is that they love followers…

So she can play artist, high brow nudist, well followed big tits people jerk off to…But she’s really just a girl showing her tits to the papaprazzi because they are great, probably fake, but great and she’s shameless garbage…

The world is so fucking stupid…Trying to keep the dream alive…with her friend Lena Dunham or some equally crazy looking topless monster…because it makes your feminism make more sense…while making your tits look better by comparison….because if you’re with a broken down looking girl – you’re obviously not a vapid cunt trying to get hits by being topless on the beach…

I can’t believe people pay attention to this garbage…seriously…do they follow her, read her tweets, care about what she does, buy what she’s selling…

Or do they just wait for this titty behavior – the only thing she’s good at…

Fucking nonsense..

These tits – can’t be real –

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2016

Nov

Kirsten Dunst Random Bikini Pic of the Day

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Here’s a picture of an older Kirsten Dunst that is circulating on social media. I have no idea what it’s from, I got it from my Kirsten Dunst Fetish tumblr I jerk off to everyday, because Kirsten Dunst is one of those big tits on a small frame – from 20 years ago – that some of people just can’t get over….the fact that she didn’t die when she was an addict who didn’t shower and looked like death – before making her comeback…

This is part of her comeback..but those tired eyes and more saggy than they once were tits….tell a story of what was something we’ve all wanted to have sex with at least once – because we are old perverts and she’s got a vagina…

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2016

Nov

Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day

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I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do….

We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans…

Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy..

But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing…

Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people…

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2016

Nov

Naked Indian Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Uses 5 Year Old to Steal

What – A Cop Says if he Could Get Away With It He Wanted to Put a Bullet Through a Girl’s Head….

The Most Insane Punishment for Car Theft

Teacher USES UFC Choke Hold to Break Up Fight

Dude Yells at Kids Protesting Trump

Fat Girl – VS – Trump Sign

Woman who falls into a Crib…

Chinese Couple Forced to Fuck after Gettting Married

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a girl who posts topless pics on her facebook, and who I am friends with on facebook because topless pics are great and I’m sure there’s a lot of fun going on with her – and that she’d be someone I want to get to know and be friends with – for the topless pics…

Well, she is crying rape because she got wasted at a party and passed out naked – only for people at the party to take pics and videos of her – that they posted on their social media because people take pics and videos of trainwrecks they see – she actually feels violated, sure, I get it, it’s embarassing when you get so drunk you get naked at a part for everyone to point and laugh…but if you’re doing it in a public space…you’re not being “raped”…and if it is filmed by that public space – you are not getting raped….it’s called don’t behave like an idiot – idiot..

So the LOLZ in this story is that I keep asking to see the video – and all her friends go nuts calling me a pervert…when they aren’t telling off other dudes who write shit like “but your profile pics are all nudes”….only for them to say “It is my power to post nude pics of myself, it is not the patriarchy’s right to put that content of me out there”…well – when you’re the fucking scenery at the fucking party…legally you’re giving everyone at the party the right to film and post that shit…

It blows my mind that people can’t just say “I fucked up”…and that “I’m a disaster”…or “maybe I should go to rehab”…but instead think it’s a fucking sex offense…that they are the victim…like the people exposed to her exposing herself intentionally set that moment up to humiliate her…

I just don’t understand what fucking world we live in….seriously confusing….post tit pics of yourself is empowering, but when other people post tit pics of you – it’s bad.

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HOLY SHIT – SHELLEY DUVALL LOOKS AMAZING
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Lingerie Models / Strippers Do the Mannequin Challenge…
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Kate Upton’s Classy Quote about Fucking her man Directed at MLB
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Eddie Redmayne is Weird
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Peter Jackson’s Collection of Movie Memorabilia…
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini
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Emma Stone – Boring
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Kathy Griffins’s Bizarre Britney Spears Story – Isn’t Even That Bizarre
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Donald Trump Singing Baby by Bieber is So Horrible
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Jimmy Fallon’s Enter Sandman Cover with Metallica – Makes Me hate Life
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