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2016

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always find it weird when girls I have had sex with – or who have asked me to have sex with them – sometimes in really weird settings – like while they are sucking off another dude – get mad at me when I ask them to send nudes…

Seriously, this one bitch who has been asking me to be the second dick in her double penetration, we call it the asshole dick, because of it’s size and fearlessness of shit….got mad at me, called me disgusting and a pig – because I asked her for spread pussy pics….all because she’s married and a family woman now…

It’s like just because they’ve moved on in life, doesn’t mean I am not living the exact same shitty life I’ve always lived…and just because we’ve fucked, or almost fucked – and they’ve blocked it out – while it’s all I have – means it’s my right.

Star Wars Rogue One Featurette…
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This David Blain Frog Trick is Fucking Weird
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Ginuwine’s Dick Pic…
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Slutty Anna Kendrick…
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Donald Trump’s Presidential Limo
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Eddie Redmayne Claims He Never Fucked Taylor Swift….
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The World’s Largest Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Kaley Cuoco’s Nose Job…
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Netflix is Doing A Series of Unfortunate Events and People are Exicted
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Rat Cow’s Butt Shot
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Sesame Street Mannequin Challenge
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Abandoned Plane in Bali Explored by Some Faggots
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Slutty Iggy Azalea
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2016

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever…

Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new washing machine they are getting – for their Filipino maid…like these stay at home moms who barely mom – but rather manage a staff and spend their days on the internet, at lunch with each other – or the gym….I could tell they don’t actually care what washing machine they have….except to brag amongst themselves in this really weird world we live in – filled with stuff….

So I chimed in with “do your laundry down by the river like a real woman..”…

Needless to say…we’re going Washing Machine shopping together tomorrow…beceuase new friends are made when you put a woman in her place like a man…

RIght…

Pantseless Barbara Walters
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Bella Hadid Working Out
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Alexis Ren in Lingerie
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Lingerie Models / Strippers Do the Mannequin Challenge…
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David Blane Pukes Up Frogs for Drake
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Jeans
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Jessica Chastain Breast Feeding Lion Cubs
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Natalie Portman
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Kaley Cuoco’s Had a Nose Job – Shocking
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Jennifer Aniston’s Braless
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There is a Teen Mom Cruise and Farrah Wasn’t Invited
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Bob Hope’s Amazing Lautner House Sold
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Lego Harry Potter in 90 Seconds
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Kate UPTON Has MLB and is a Sore Loser
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Brooke Mueller Done Gone Crazy
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Charlie Sheen’s Brooke Mueller Poem
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DuckTales Acapella Will Make You Want to Kill Yourself – Or Kill THESE FAGGOTS who probbaly get laid for this…
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Paris Hilton’s Cleavage
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Hilary Duff – Feeds the Meter
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Huge Fat Girl in a See Through Shirt
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Sloppy instagram Girls in Bikinis
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How to Open Coconuts without Tools…
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Vanessa Hudgens Sweater
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Alton Brown Making Pumpkin Spice Ice Cream
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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Weird Divorce Settlement
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage
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Chinese Titty Massage
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The Artist Who Posted Male Celebs Eating Pussy
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A couple of Sluts in Bed Together
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Dildo – in – Ass
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Pakistan’s Stance on Transgenders
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Hot Cheesy Nude Shoot of the Day
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Big Tits Underwater
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Racist Cop Porn
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Sexy Dance Fail
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

17

Nov

Drew Barrymore on the Beach in Miami is the Worst thing Ever of the Day

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That butterfly above her pussy tattoo really aged well…unfortunately for Drew…that’s about the only thing that weathered the fucking storm…and not even because I was being sarcastic…but in her defence, I’ve never thought Drew Barrymore was hot…I wasn’t jerking off to her in E.T. like I was Spielberg back in the 80s…creep….I didn’t buy into her comeback in romantic comedies…I just always discounted everything she’s done for having a Hollywood royal family – because she’s not hot…she’s just a Barrymore who for generations were in movies and who paved the way for this glorious moment of her on the beach in Miami in a see through sports bra looking like a fucking dude…because we are all just one gender now…especially after menopause.

This is pretty fucking rough….but so representative of the world we live in…a disaster..

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2016

17

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes…

She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE….

She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs…

Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity….

So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business…

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2016

17

Nov

Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her….

So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves….

Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns…

So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex.

It’s so silly.

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2016

17

Nov

Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day

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I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers…

The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos…

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2016

17

Nov

Bella Thorne in a Bra of the Day

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Bella Thorne was walking around in her bra….who fucking cares…really – there are just so many girls on the internet, in a recent study I’ve invented in my head – 80 percent of women post provocative pictures of themselves on social media – it’s empowering or the attention feels great – they just won’t let you know they are doing it or the sake of likes and hits and to feel good about their insecure selves – they need to polorize it – intellectualize it – maybe pretend they are art or artistic and this is their voice or vehicle…but it makes girls like Bella Thorne – totally average, typical, like every other girl…nothing special…not worth celebrating…because I’m more into local market shit…my coffee shop girl and cashier in bikini pics…not some Disney kid in content that I don’t watch and that doesn’t matter….

Entertainment industry is dead….celebrity is dead…you’re all just a big pile of sluts…so thank the sluts for that…by jerking off to them…

It’ll be interesting to see what these famewhores start doing to get actually noticed as their teams scramble to figure out how to get views from everyone else trying to get views…I have a feeling it will involve spread anus…spread redheaded anus…

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2016

17

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Totally Natural Body of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the blackest white girl ever created for the sake of social media by a family created by social media – who are probably mad at themselves for not running for president because the power of their social media alone is big enough to make it happen…the first immigrant / terrorist / porn star / social media monster with a vagina you’ve all seen – and can google if you want to make sure she’s actually a woman – unlike Hillary….

This is their youngest of that generation – who is also a muppet…at least shaped like a muppet…because she’s had the weirdest fucking surgeries to created this “social media body and face”….which is actually a thing and happening across the globe…all these bitches with their face fillers…it’s so stupid…but give her a break…her dad’s a woman now, her mom only cares about the money she makes the family and her boyfriend just milking her like she was still underage because she’s a cow who needs to be milked…

All fleshy and weird…exsiting….

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2016

17

Nov

Iggy Azalea Hard Nipples in GQ of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is a total scam…and I know this because the opening lyric of her new song is “I’m the real-est” and I don’t think she means “realist”…

She is an Australian, who claims she’s a stripper, who white suburban teens who want to fuck black guys like they had a fat ass like her…but I know that strippers don’t get green cards or work visas. I mean maybe she pulled some hooker stunts to get to this level of fame and fortune with hit songs and shit…but that doesn’t mean she came from nothing and is some crazy success story…

The fact is, she’s not real. Her music isn’t real, her ass isn’t real, her name isn’t real…. It’s all LIES…she’s not real at all….she’s probably not even a she…it’s all just nonsense that for some reason GQ is very into now….she’s popping up everywhere…

SHE WAS AT THEIR MEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS WITH NO BRA – BECAUSE SHE’S LIKELY A MAN – BASED ON THAT FACE AND BODY….

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2016

17

Nov

Ivanka Trump Big Titties of the Day

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Here’s the future First Lady – just as soon as Trump gets into office and makes marrying your daughter legal…

I wonder if the red wing, white power, insane Trump people realize that Ivanka and her husband are Orthodox jews and their kids…Daddy Trump’s grandkids – are all little Jewish babies..something that he didn’t really talk about during his campaign – because you know the alt-right don’t like Jews and how they own the media…except maybe when they own Facebook – and that’s the whole reason they exist…

Not that I hate the Alt Right….I’m just a huge fan of incest because I don’t have family so I can sexualize everything…and I encourage any laws to allow a father and daughter to marry – because as we learned in the gay marriage campaigns – who are we to decide who people are allowed to love….

She’s wearing a tight dress, her tits hard, her face older…as she shamelessly promotes her product line everytime she does media for her dad’s insane troll / win…

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