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2016

14

Nov

Hilary Duff Bikini Pic of the Day

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Hilary Duff went on a sex vacation with her personal trainer who she has sex with. I guess having her position her during her squats, possibly rubbing his boner up against her inappropriately when he knew she was ready for it – after months of not wearing underwear while they had her sessions. You know that intimate – togetherness that happens in those types of service industry jobs. Where the celebrity – who is tired of celebrities – and rich guys – and athletes – wants a normal and appreciative guy – who will rely fully on her so that he won’t run off on her – until after they are married and have at least one kid….

It’s probably the dream for any dude who moved to LA, who probably didn’t go to become a personal trainer to the stars…but who saw opportunity when it happened – because he couldn’t hack it as an actor of his own, but figured if he could hack away at that celeb pussy – he may get all he wants when he properly manipulates his woman to get him a job. Never personal training again.

Romance.

I don’t really know why she posted a bikini pic, seems a little shameless to me, which isn’t a bad thing, post all the bikini pics you can women…it makes you more interesting to people like me who only care about what you look like in a bikini / or naked, because ultimately – who cares about Hilary Duff not in a bikini…

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Here’s some snapchat screenshots:

HERE SHE IS IN PAPPARAZZI BIKINI PICS

TO SEE MORE PAPAPARAZZI PICS OF HER THICK STRONGNESS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Nov

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Pic of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is on some “vacation” from her very busy life – that is probably not quite a vacation – but rather a photoshoot for some company that can’t afford Kendall or Kylie or the Hadids, but want that same audience, because this girl takes everything she can get – in the competitive world of being a rich kid with a trust fund – who has had sex with Bieber and has created a following in a world where a following is all that matters…

She’s at the Amanyara resort in Turks and Caicos, so if you’re motivated you may want to hop on a plane and get there – but we can assume she posted this after she left…you know safety from you creepers who are such big Stephen Baldwin fans that you want to kidnap his baby….

The other model she’s with is named Marianne Fonseca….and now you have information you don’t need…assuming you read this…instead of just looking at the pics.

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day

Bella Thorne posted this fitness video, you know to inspire all you fat chicks to start working out, because life is better when you’re not a fat chick, you don’t do things like protest or complain from your couch, you do important things – like pose in slutty selfies – get paid by brands to produce slutty selfies – and live a life of slutty selfies….as you get more and more popular due to your slutty selfies…and it Bella Thorne’s case, she can secure a mainstream job – something slutty selfies dream of…or a sugar daddy – if she really wanted one – but maybe that’ll be more on her TODO list when she’s closer to 30….

She ended up deleting the fitness video, because I guess she didn’t want you stealing her fitness moves…like some kind of mooch…she didn’t want to give you a step by step play on how to get fit…or followers..because this isn’t shameless – it’s informational…

Here’s some other video:

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She also wore a crazy outfit out in public – where she is still not naked…but you can see some bra…

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2016

14

Nov

Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans…

The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me…

Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits…

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Other mannequin challenges include:

Boozy Ivanka Trump…

A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on

And Russian Chicks

A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on

UFC Girls

Britney Spears….

Posted in:Bradley Martyn|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Melania Trump for GQ UK 15 Years Ago of the Day

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I don’t like getting involved in the Trump debates, I think he’s just as surprised as anyone that he’s won. I don’t think he’ll live up to all the insane things he was saying. He’s just a marketer and understands that media attention is all you really need. Not to mention the media painted him as this brilliant CEO on TV, and America loves TV…it’s not shocking…not to mention – what a brilliant catch phrase or slogan…

I think protests would have happened no matter who won and I think Hillary Clinton has an evil vibe to her and shouldn’t be dropped into office because she has an alleged vagina, she’s done some corrupt shit and the proof is that any civil servant who is worth over 200 million dollars…is corrupt…more importantly she plays the “women and children” angle, but her actions in war have killed women and children…making the whole thing insane, but Hill-arious that at the end of her career – after climbing that HILL – Hillary lost to a mindless muppet….and I everyone says it’s because people generally like men in charge and think women are emo…but I think it’s because her campaign was weak, she’s not likeable, and she spent her time attacking Trump…instead of addressing the concerns he brought up…so dumb….but I was pretty sure she’d win…

I know…who cares about more Trump talk, or more protests by democrats who like to pretend they are PC and inclusive unless you don’t agree with them….in maybe they should have got off facebook and done something with their opportunity to do something – he may be shot at his swearing in…maybe the electoral college will collapse and Hillary will prosper…or maybe he’ll be a great president….

I do like that his First Lady, is a glamour model, but also that GQ 15 years ago used to take sleazy pics of girls – they justify it by saying “it’s the lad mag era”…instead of just admitting that they’ve gone weird millennial – almost gay – and not exploitative to women….you know as these things go…give into the market, take nudity out of Playboy, but repost the degrading photos of some Russian bride and her fake tits – because it’s topical…and hill-arious…

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Melania Trump|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Biden / Obama Memes Annoy Me of the Day

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This was a trending topic yesterday. I hate the internet. The Joe Biden and Obama memes. People fucking love them. I saw them across all social media and they aren’t even funny, but maybe that’s just because I am out of touch old person who doesn’t think a joke can be properly explored in 10 words or less – or maybe because “caption this” pictures never really interested me. But this is the generation of MEMES people are getting rich because of MEMES…and they aren’t even creating them MEMES they just post them….it’s ridiculous…Social media…Ridiculous.. it’s the same social media that TRUMP credits his campaign win to. The same social media where you mindless idiots play Keyboard Activists with your facebook statuses – but were totally disconnected from real life….acting all shocked TRUMP won, going out and protesting, without realizing – he is just a media manipulator – and will probably revert from the half retard – to a bright well spoken individual and will have real policy put in place that is progressive and that will redefine the way America is run…which as you know is fucking corrupt. So yeah, leave abortion at the state level – who cares…yeah get rid of criminal illegals…makes sense to me…it’s not racist…reinvest the money wasted on war into American infrastructure…give the guy a chance…

I’m Canadian and don’t really care – But in the MEME time, yes, you can go protest in the streets and annoy everyone with your stupidity base on being inclusive as long as people agree with you….or you can look at these MEMES that went viral…while not even being funny…something that annoyed me so much I felt the need to post just how fucking dumb they are….

I hate the internet.

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Posted in:Memes|SFW

2016

14

Nov

Professor Strips Naked and Other Videos of the Day

Local Hero get Tazed after Taking the American Flag away from Protestor – who probably didn’t vote…

Muslim Man’s Cheap Thrill at the Market

Topless Women Against Trump

Pressure Cooker – Explodes

Mother Pulls out Gun and Starts Firing when Her Daughter Gets in a Fight

Our Hero – Frankie Macdonald Predicts New Zealand Earthquake

Man Peeing on the Fruit at the Market

ATM Starts Spraying out Money

Dog Follows the Rules of the Road

Firecracker Goes Off Next to Soccer Player

Dude Loses His Shit – Throws Kid Out of Window – Then Attacks Randoms with his Machete

Hong Kong Cab Driver VS Crowd

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I haven’t figured out if the highlight of my weekend was watching my Fat wife eat an entire cake…in a few hours, I thought she’d get through it way quicker….but she’s still a champion in my eyes…

OR if it was dealing with debilitating hemorrhoids thanks to being a fat fuck who sits all day when not eating shit…not being able to walk because of your asshole pain it hilarious – but it does put a damper on anal sex in the gay bars when you’re just trying to make a living….however if it is ANAL cancer, it’d be a pretty appropriate way to go….

But I think the high light was being at the strip club where I got to turn down eager broken women who wanted to let me grab their tits for 10 dollars…because I don’t have 10 dollars…but also because I like seeing them boiled down to the hookers they are…especially when they get mad at you for stringing them along for 15 minutes before rejecting them. That’s just sales girl…you win some and in your case you never win even when you’re winning because you’re a fucking stripper.

I’ll get back to you when I figure it out and here are some stepLINKS – in the morning….

Italy is Launching the Most Gangster Burger
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Elsa Pataky – See Through Dress – Shows Off Her Underwear
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Elsa Pataky in Lingerie
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David Blaine Shocks The Roots and Fallon with His Magic….
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Garbage Can Takes Out a Kid
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Cara Delevingne’s Finger Banging Tattoo of the Day
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10 Movies that Predicted the Future
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Glass Door Takes Out a Kid
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PINK Is Pregnant
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Snake in the Restaurant Ceiling
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The Guy Who Just Wants to be On TV
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Pictures of Drunk People..
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Gilmore Girls in Berlin
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2016

13

Nov

VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day

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MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE:

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A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING

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SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING

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SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT:

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FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD

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Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck

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GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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With every post I write – I think “I wonder if this will be the one that goes viral, that puts me on the map, that gets me noticed, that will be so funny, compelling, intelligent, inspiring, that I end up a motivational speaker, filmmaker, dot com billionaire”….but it never happens, it probably will never happen, but I just keep going and repeating, because clearly I am a slow learner and don’t realize what failure looks like – since failure is all I know.

Here are some stepLINKS…

This NBA Mom Dance is Crazy
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Miranda Kerr in a Swimsuit
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Mariah Carey’s Ass in a Thong
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Rihanna Looking Hot Enough in the Valerian Trailer…No Wait, That’s Some Alien…
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The Gilmore Girls in Berlin for the Perverts
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Blac Chyna Mannequin Challenged her Baby Birth with Kris Jenner Directing
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Amazing 500,000 dollar Porsche
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Trashy Instagram Model’s Instagram Model Ass
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Lady Victoria’s Titties in a See Through
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Paint Soaker Battle
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Bella Hadid’s Nipples Celebrate Breaking Up with the Weeknd – who Cheats on Her
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This is what Geraldo’s Apartment Looks Like
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits Promoting Shit….
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Ronaldo isn’t Retiring from Soccer for Another 5 Years – So Homo Soccer Fans from Portugal will have 5 more years of jerking off left…
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Kat Dennings – in a Black Dress
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Elizabeth Olsen Goes for a Walk in LEggings
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Some New Star Wars Internation Trailer
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Chrissy Teigen – Mom Tits
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Hailey Steinfeld is Skinnier
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Vanessa Hudgens in Pants…..
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Reese Witherspoon Pussy Cameltoe Jog
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Real Housewives in a Bathing Suit
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Rat Cow for Some Make-Up Campaign that Doesn’t Realize her Fans are All Dudes Jerking Off to Her Tits…
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A Bunch of Leonard Cohen Songs because he Was Good
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Nicola Peltz in Shorts
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Mark Hamill’s Pop Culture Quest Trailer…
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Rita Ora at the London Airport
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How About a Naked Zack Morris
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Trashy Fredrick’s of Hollywood Chick
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French Montana VS Circus Elephants.
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Reggie Bush – Sucks at Abortions.
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Naked Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Outfit
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Big Tit GIF!
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Just Eating Out a Stripper
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Some Slut on Webcam
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Vagina Picture of the Day
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Terrible Porn Clip
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The Dude who Surprises People with his dick
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Dude Pissing on a McDonald’s Employees Face
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See Through Orange Bikini!
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Just Fucking to an Office Full of People
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