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2016

Nov

Holly Horne Naked of the Day

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Holly Horne is a british “actress” at least that is what she wrote on her not so followed instagram – after much research – because I am an investigative journalist who digs to the bottom of the lies instagram fame whores trying to get famous tell – in their delusional low level – self starting – DIY whoring to get noticed….because they actually believe they are actresses and have the confidence or delusion to say it…in a fake it til you make it – this is a new generation who don’t actually need to have been hired to be an actress…but rather they just “will” it and it materializes…right…

But she’s got an IMDB…which is better than what she had last time I looked her up…and it has 3 credits and they are all shit…but they are still there…so she can now be official on her “acting”…she’s made it…and will just keep on making it…because if she believes…everyone else will…

I guess it is all because she’s managed to get to the 25,000 on the social mark – doing low concept “art” that isn’t actual art…but rather nude pics…because nudity is art..right?….or maybe nudity is just what it’s always been….jerk off material..and art is just what you all convince yourself you’re doing…because whoring for likes sounds less substantial…or less accomplished or refined…

This is a nude shoot, where you can see her pussy lips…cuz she’s an actress…you know just living the life…and letting you watch…even if it seems to be pretty much as contrived as if fucking comes…

For a pervert like me…it’s a good kind of contrived.

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2016

Nov

Best Tits Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Couple fucks for an Office

Weird Vegan Protest

Fat Chick Steals Candy

Uber Driver Pulls a Gun in New Orleans

Another Fat Chick Steals Candy

Sucker Punch in South Beach

Halloween Fight at Dennys

Dude Stabs a Girl at a High School…the Girl Died

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to pretend that girls send me nudes – because girls like when old perverts jerk off to them…but the reality is that I only get nudes when girls accidentally slip up on their snapchat due to wet fingers and CC me on the shit….which happens infrequently…but at least once a week…satisfying the half erection I get a week…

So girls…keep on slipping up…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Flannel cuz it is Cold
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Amelia Earhart is BEleived to have Survived for Months on a Desert Island…cool story bro
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Nicole Scherzinger Hot Cleavage
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The Steal your Kids Candy Complitation
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Guy Trained 12 Years to Make This Flip..
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Blac Chyna Will Give Birth on Camera…
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Louis C.K. on Hillary Clinton…
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Girls Reading / Posing with Books is Hilarious
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of t

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The highlight of my day, besides Lohan in lingerie was when autocorrect wrote “I want to pee in you”….when I was trying to write something that had absolutely nothing to do with peeing in someone…I don’t even remember what it was…but I will say that the model I was trying to send the mood board for a stepGIRLS shoot I was planning on doing never answered…because I guess when someone asks the theme of the photoshoot and you respond with wanting to pee in them…they either get pumped on the opportunity to get peed in…you know maybe create “art” and make more money…or terrified and run…since girls are so uptight…especially when you’re called DrunkenStepfather and trying to convince them to do nude shoots…in this rape culture world of everyone is a rapist…even though it’s the normals you have to fear…frat boys, rich guys, executives…not ghetto, low level, not respected bloggers…even if said low level, not respected blogger invented this genre…no one cares about any of that…they just care about instagram followers…

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Girls in Sports Bras for the Sports Bra Fetishists
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Lena Dunham Monster Nipples
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Rosie Huntington Cleavage at an Event
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Creepy Big Titty Mariah Carey Video
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Slutty Pics of Girls Reading Books
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COCO as a Slutty Footlocker Employee
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Let’s Hope This Kim K Returning to Social Media Leads to her being Shot…
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Remy Gaillard’s Serial Killer Prank
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The One Weirdo who Imitates 16 Voices – Badly….I’ve heard of one them…
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Abigail Ratchford’s Big Fat Ass
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Hot As Fuck Weather Girl
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Jessica Biel in Skin Tight Jeans
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody
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Hayley Hasselhoff’s Huge Fat Girl Nipple
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Something about Madonna Fucking Black Guys…
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Liz Hurley’s Instagram
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Katy Perry’s Hillary Clinton Costume Terrifies Me
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Cindy Crawford and her Family Dress Up Together for Halloween – Including the Slutty Daughter
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How to Not Die in a Horror Movie…
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Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton NAked in Westworld
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Camilla Luddington is the Slut of the Day
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Celebs Dressed in Costumes…Cuz it was Halloween
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Girls Tugging on their Clothes Erotically
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Brad Cooper May Marry Irina Shayk…Her Spy Tactics Worked
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Cam Girl – Big Tits
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Big Tits of the Day
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More big TITS OF THE DAY
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DUDE IF you didn’t watch this crackhead hates anal video…watch it
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Squirt Squirt – it’s Pee
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Sluts Just Trying to Pay The Bills By Not Working…
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Couple Who Doesn’t Give a Fuck While Giving each Other Fucks on the Beach
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Naked Blonde Chick
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2016

Nov

Lindsay Lohan in her Underwear Because She’s Crazy of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan posted a picture in underwear..and now I am re-posting the picture for halloween because she’s a zombie…it’s not her fault it’s all the medication and crazy..and no one cares about her looking hot and half naked but me….because I am a very basic lazy person, who is old as fuck and stuck in the past and willing to continue to jerk off to old news, it’s easier, it’s there, it’s familiar, it’s not so magical, but it looks pretty fit, or maybe half dead but magical enough to me…mainly because it has survived this long….and weird enough…this is the highlight of my dad…because Lohan is my spirit animal…and I feel connected at the soul…

Now…Here’s a creepy video of her…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 1, 2016 at 7:54am PDT

Here she is as Harley Quinn because she’s basic…and has had sex with Joker Face…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

Nov

Tove Lo Topless for her New Album of the Day

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If you don’t know who Tove Lo is…you probably still won’t know who she is after today…but you will have seen her tits…tits you may have already seen before..because she fucking loves showing her tits…but the tits aren’t substantial enough or maybe she’s not famous enough for you to remember by name…even if the whole marketing tactic behind showing her tits is to get known, remembered, seen…so much so that she’s doing topless instagram style shoots…all 70s and grainy…like a vintage playboy shoot from a simpler time…for her album art…

I remember the first set of tits I saw on Album art. It was some lesbianic chick named Liz Phair and it was the 90s when tit pics were few and far between,…so much so that I just would jerk off to that thing over and over again…while listening to lesbian love songs…crying…at where life had gone wrong….

But in this era, an era of everyone’s tits living on the internet in a world of no privacy….because it’s some weird feminist agenda…that you can still jerk off to, but why bother, when there are so many more options to jerk off to…

: BIZARRE – TOVE LO EXCLUSIVE VIDEO STILLS

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2016

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement…

But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween…

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2016

Nov

Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day

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THIS IS HILARIOUS….

I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer…

What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built…

I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win….

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFWSFW

2016

Nov

Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day

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Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid….

I guess dressing like an innocent girl with a big open heart that always gets broken wouldn’t make sense, since that’s her everyday costume….and I guess dressing like a slut who fucks anything that she can….as often as she can…before throwing them out and moving onto the next one…in what we can assume is an evil empire, fully strategic and manipulative, that’s why it makes 100s of millions of dollars a year…but that’s her actual self….so DEADPOOL it is….it was a big movie…nerds like it…seems like a pretty lame costume…but this is Taylor Swift…everything about her is fucking lame…even models in a bathtub drinking wine…is fucking lame when Taylor Swift is involved…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

Nov

Hillary Clinton’s Fat Monster Henchman’s Silly Fake Feminist Costume of the Day

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I don’t care about Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton or American Politics or the Election, it’s all the same bullshit to me, because the government is corrupt, it’s owned by big business, and whether one woman plays the public servant angle, who is worth 250,000,000 dollars, while real public servants aren’t worth 250,000,000 dollars…or the other one is some inflated, puffy, trashy rich guy who has made a career off being a trashy, gaudy, loud self confident champion…they both work for the same bullshit and are designed to distract you by real issues. It’s like let’s all fight amongst ourselves…instead of actually being progressive…you fucking morons…they are both egotistical piles of shit…

Speaking of egotistical pieces of shit, here’s LENA DUNHAM nipples in what we can assume is her clever little “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”…costume, since that’s what the politics of america come down to, tabloid fodder that these self involved, spoiled, narcissists who pretend to be activists or feminists, when really they are just happy being the quirky one hanging with Taylor Swift, because of the new found confidence in being able to sell her show to HBO…a show she used and a platform to walk around naked…like a little kid playing with his feces….all for attention…a “Look at me”….”Look at me”….only more the girl playing with her period and pretending that it is art…for the state of feminism…when it’s just like getting naked, a cry for attention.

So she’s using the fake feminist pig, platform to show how mad she is…to be satirical…when really just showing off her nipples…to push her inflated ego and personal agenda…that anyone who is forced to experience anything Lena Dunham…will know is just nonsense…and that she’s just bullshit….and most importantly…too disgusting to look at in a leotard.

I am sure at whatever party she was at…let’s assume Taylor Swift’s house..she got all the laughs because this circle of scammers like her…she’s the funny one….

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