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2016

02

Nov

Lost Vegas by IMperial Pictures of the Day

The best photographer in the game, doing the best stylized pictures that actually speak to my fucking soul, is Jonathan Leder.

He’s been at it long before instagram, he used to run a magazine that created celebrities like Ashley Smith…I know she’s not a celebrity…but because of him she looked good enough to eventually get into Sports Illustrated….I am sure that’s the last person he wants to talk about bringing up from TEXAS before losing her to TRUMP models….because there have been so many better shoots, with better people…and they all are exactly what I want out of a shoot.

He’s consistently produced amazing photoshoots – that actually feel more authentic, even if semi staged, than any of the shit being put out on instagram by all the poser, losers, who claim to be artists, with the thirsty fame seeking hookers looking for followers.

As far as I’m concerned, this is the real fucking deal…and every one of these photos makes me feel like I am on a fun adventure that I wasn’t invited on because no one like the fat guy masturbating in the corner…

These are from his new book “LOST VEGAS” – ORDER NOW

It’s pretty fucking hot…

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2016

02

Nov

Salma Hayek in GQ Mexico of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be old, washed up, boring….because she’s rich and has made it in America as a Mexican import who barely speaks english, unless that’s just part of her act, where she milks being a Mexican you want to milk, and wish was illegally working in your house cleaning and taking care of your kids for a dollar a day – so that you can Arnold Schwarzenegger her – but realize it’s a fantasy – because she’s not an illegal…and more importantly…because you don’t have a dollar a day to pay her if she was…sadness…

I guess she’s in some midlife crisis, or pulling out the old content she shot and never used, for GQ Mexico…in her second media blitz for Mexico in a day, maybe she’s running for President there…or maybe she’s got a new movie…or maybe she’s calling favors to get the attention she SEEKS…who knows…but good fucking job…reminding us why you exist…THEM TITS. Solid…yet so soft and juicy…like a ripe Mexican Avacado i want to stick my dick in….and fuck…because I am that dude you can’t leave rotting fruit around…I’ll just fuck it.

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2016

02

Nov

Caroline Vreeland for Lui Magazine of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is some fat titty instagram leech who is based in LA, has huge fucking tits, is probably not even named Vreeland, but is riding some diluted family connection to one of the original fashion icons who worked in NY fashion, to use as an angle in trying to get ahead…when she’s not milking her “Bff”…instagram hooker “PEACE LOVE SHEA” who used to be a slutty instagram girl…before rebranding herself as fashion….getting invited to all the fashion events…because people are fucking idiots and believe anything..

So these are “it girls” at least amongst themselves in their LA plastic, bullshit, zero cool, disney commercial pop nonsense…that has no soul…but she’s playing a part to get a head and with that comes pulling out the fat tits…and we like fat tits…so keep up the good work…fat tits….doing the Em Rat Cow…because if you do it in LA…it seems to transcend across the world….

This shit is for LUI magazine…there are nude pics of her HERE

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2016

02

Nov

Zippora Seven Naked of the Day

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Zippora Seven is some hipster fashion nude model from New Zealand…because with a name like Zippora Seven you can assume that her Hippie parents weren’t too conservative about her running off and being naked, if anything they raised her on some commune…where everyone was naked…doing the cult life….at least that’s the impression she wants to give you…maybe her name isn’t even Zippora…and it’s all lies…which would make the most sense in this thirsty, trashy, dying for fans and likes world we live in….but at least she’s doing the “I have a bush, real tits and go to festivals in vintage panties” angle…and not the Kardashian sugar baby with fake faces angle…this is a better look….

From what I remember about her, is that she’s been getting naked as a model since she was 15 or 16…up on some TRACI LORDS shit, but for fashion not porn…and that it was for actual magazines not instagram accounts…so I feel her nipples are more authetic…more real…more deserving of being looked at…and not as desperate or lame as other nippples tend to be in this nipple for attention existence we live…

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2016

02

Nov

Emmy Rossum Sex Scene of the Day

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Emmy Rossum is the fucking worst and not just because she blocked me on social media, everyone blocks me on social media…but because she’s just a garbage celebrity who isn’t even that hot – but thinks she is…

I know, she gets naked, but it’s not even exciting…and seeing her fuck on Shameless – bores me…maybe when it first happened, back when it was the best thing that ever happened to her – in a time when she was just not hitting the mark or booking jobs – and this get naked and fuck for a TV show in an era where that’s the best thing that could happen to a career – since sex on TV, something I’ve been endorsing forever, has been the only thing people watch…giving her that ego she always had – but that was a little tarnished when it wasn’t working out for her…not that you care – you just want to see her fuck scene…you perverts with no standards or taste…I hate you.

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2016

02

Nov

Kate Moss Does a Campaign of the Day

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Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 30 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model…traveling the world in all the exclusive places and events all while looking like she crawled out of a very fashionable dumpster…and I’ve loved every thing about her from the minute I first saw her…she was just the rockstar, skinny girl, heroin chic goddess who acted like she didn’t give a fuck, because she probably didn’t give a fuck, she was getting paid and invited everywhere…just for being Kate Moss..and she’s still iconic…people still love her…and I just want to see more of her really long nipples.

I generally don’t love old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 30 years of living on a woman…I still fuck them if I can…or let them sit on m face..but the fact is that I don’t like women who are 30 years old…but this one is special…a survivor who still looks good to me….better than most…even in shitty shoots because she’s Kate Moss…

Here’s the video:

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2016

02

Nov

Monster Hayley Hasselhoff Tits of the Day

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I am still not done with Halloween, but since it’s 50 percent off all the candy, I’ll give some discount bargain basement slutty halloween costume tits…not quite good enough to be retail price…but still tits.

In my glory days I once body shamed Hayley Hasselhoff because she’s a porker, fat as fuck, fully worthy of being body shamed, despite possibly being loved by her dad, a man who created a world with unrealistic female objectification, where she’d be laughed off the set, even with them big tits, provided she even made it on set…because he’d probably take a blowjob from her on the casting couch….and never call her back…that’s how girls built like this, when they don’t have that BAYWATCH trust fund….\

I guess what I’m saying is that I’m sure she’s a fucking disappointment everytime his superficial, vain, drunken ass looks at her….that’s the reason I never had kids was this fear that they’d be fat ugly trolls, I mean that and any girl willing to have my kid would be a monster with a whole lot of issues…I know every once in a while ugly people have good lookin’ babies, in some sort of Karma for always feeling like shit about yourself, and allowing you to feel proud of something, by having the prettiest girl in the school, but Karma’s never been too good to me, leading me to believe I’d end up with some kind of legless mutant that I’d be forced to drag around.

Based on these pictures, maybe David Hasselhoff shoulda had the same intuition because these girls belong back in the abortion clinic dumpster, the home they never got to visit because some asshole decided to let his wife keep them and take them away from a much better fate….but before they revisit…put them big tits in my mouth.

I’m so mean, she didn’t ask to deserve this…when wearing a see through shirt for the paparazzi – knowing they would take pics of her…oh right…she did.

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2016

02

Nov

Emma Watson’s Cleavage for the Harry Potter Perverts of the Day

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Emma Watson creeps me out, partially because she’s not all that hot – yet is considered a massive and important star in the Hollywood system, with fans everywhere, but she mainly creeps me out because those fans are Harry Potter fans who have watched her grow up, playing their love interest in their favorite books, and feel some sort of connection to her.

I am convinced that when she was 12 and pre-pubescent, these creeps were all about her, maybe they weren’t jerking off to her at 12, but they were anticipating her turning 18, so that they could jerk off to…wondering how big her tits would grow after puberty (not very big) and other equally uncomfortable shit…

So whenever I see her either nude in movies, or at events showing some little cleavage because she’s got little tits, I think to myself…just how much cum has been spurted onto lonely, pathetic, sad bellies because of her…and it repulses me..

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2016

02

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Cheerleader Ass of the Day

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Here’s a terrifying image Bella Thorne showing the world her ass because it’s Halloween and even when it’s not Halloween that’s what she does…so based on that fact along…I am suprised she’s not spreading her asshole for the world to see, you know to really make a shocking “It’s halloween, look how crazy I am”….but then again she’s from a strategic family who have crafted their kids to be puppets and they know that that asshole shot is worth gold…

There was a time in the porn industry – when an anal scene was an upsell..it was build the girl up for a year or two banging her out and when a cash grab was needed…do anal, but in this internet porn era of all girls doing anal on the first casting call, because porn chicks are porn chicks for a reason, and anal is mainstream….the do it for the same price as vaginal…totally degrading the value of anal…

I guess Belle Thorne realizes the most basic sales tactics in what she does, something these dumb new porn chicks who want to be in porn so bad and think it’s a challenge or achievement to get into porn, when really anyone can do it…they are just dumb….

So no free anus for you, but I figure that makes you want her more and that makes her asshole worth more, because she’s not handing out for free.. Strategic…

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2016

02

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Accent is Amazing of the Day

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This is so fucking good….

Lindsay Lohan has lost the command of the english language, because she’s an identity crisis, trying to be international….because she pretends that she speaks or understands Greek, Turkish, Italian and Arabic….and in that she has shape shifted her way into communicating like of of her accented friend…because they are the only people who really care about her or put up with her, it’s the Euro love for American pop culture, and she embodies it and fills their rich person life up with great joy….but anyone who knows anything about linguistics knows that after the age of 7, it’s pretty hard to break down any accent you have, you have to really work at it. I went to school with a British kid and an Australian kid and they had those accents until they were in their 20s…and to lose an accent involves serious work…but in this case…it’s not losing her american accent, it’s picking up some weird ethnic broken english, like she didn’t speak english her entire life…

This reminds me of when my Jewish neighbor orders chinese food, or talks to Haitians on the bus, he always rudely speaks to them in broken english as if he’s mocking her…it’s just nonsense…it’s not his real accent, he just thinks they understand him better when he speaks like they speak…even if it’s condescending, borderline racist…and hilarious….

It also reminds me of the Italian immigrants in Montreal, where I live…because they are raised to speak broken Italian at home, broken english at home and broken french at school..making a spot on Lohan sounding accent, only that’s how they speak…that’s not them being a broken down actress…acting…

I think the real highlight of all this is Long Island born, Disney Raised, broken down starlet considers herself “Italian” and “Irish” more than American…despite her parents being the embodiment of American trainwreck…

If anything this is just representative of how fucking lost this soul is…now…show us more tits.

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