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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Nov

Genevieve Morton’s No Longer Fat – But She Is Old of the Day

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I used to make fun of Genevieve Morton for being fat, but I think that brought us closer together, I think a good old fashioned body shaming with an element of genuine concert – reminds people that they’ve fallen off and allows them to evaluate their life and make positive changes – like eating better, quitting drinking and getting fit, especially when they are trying to be working models…so in a lot of ways I am a fucking hero…

People who never criticize people but instead just encourage them – aren’t doing the person any favors…so today a few years after ripping into her…we can say “holy fuck that body is amazing, I want it in my mouth…rubbing against my face, soaking my beard”…magical…

And despite her being over 30, old as fuck in the model world…she’s given her tits new life…so remember aging women out there…stay fit…it makes you more than just tolerable…it makes you amazing…and someone I want to drown on after they sit on my face in anger for my mean posts all these years…

So Genevieve if you’re out there..you’re magical and amazing..

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2016

Nov

Christina Aguilera’s Big Tits for Hillary of the Day

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This is already old news, I mean since everyone in the world is appalled, or happy, that the moron that is Trump is your new leader, whereas everyone just assumed the evil snake woman that is Hillary was going to make it through – because of her political experience that has made her worth hundreds of million of dollars…because a moron with no experience may be just what the world needs…and Trump, with all his silly bigotry targeting what America is clearly into…not all of america – but a lot of America…and the whole thing was viral marketing at it’s best. That’s social media for ruining humanity….not that I think Clinton was best, I don’t even think her losing had anything to her having a vagina, because I’d argue that she doesn’t even have a vagina…but rather an evil black hole that eats souls…

But Aguilera…there’s a vagina I can endorse…all thick and big tittied…all damaged from baby making…all lovely and magical…good times…

I also like when these people publicly endorse politics and don’t make a difference…because it’s amazing to see these winners lose…especially when they have big tits.

10 years ago I bet a friend I would fuck Aguilera before dying…and as I get closer and closer to death…I’m pretty sure that’s never going to happen…so when I look at her tits – I am reminded of another one of my failures…#NeverSucceed..

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2016

Nov

Elsa Hosk Doing Fitness of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is some old model that Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the nude model scene to replace Candice Swanepoel because they like to typecast, which in and of itself is racist, like most of these PC idiots who try to be inclusive, unless you don’t agree with them, in which case they will protest, disrupt and break shit….in their hometowns, which is better than just being a keyboard Facebook status cowboy…but when it’s in a democratic state like California…or in a city like San Francisco…makes no sense…because the bigotry in a trump campaign speaks to more people in other places in the country…so connect with them you fucking whiners…

That said, Elsa Hosk is Swedish. She’s hot while working out in lame, staged, photoshoots..but a reminder of all the nude pics she’s done in the past…which is what all watching a girl workout does for me….it reminds me or makes me think about them nude…like what would a vagina look like in that position….what WOULD the LIPS do…I’m basic.

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2016

Nov

Scary Serena Williams Bikini Pic of the Day

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The scariest thing about these Serena Williams boxing some dude on the beach -is that the dude in the pics is actually 6 foot 6…..

She’s a fucking monster, a giant, with an ass that is bigger than the average human…making you wonder whether she’s actually a woman, or a product of an opportunist father who wanted his “girls” to destroy the white girls at the tennis club, because strong athleticism is a way to earn respect and a lot of money – and if you start young with the hormones and sex changes – the kids don’t even remember being born with penis….unless they are just big, strong, athletic women…in which case they are terrifying…

To like this is to possibly to have a sexual disfunction, or maybe you’re gay and don’t know it…because I have seen trannies who are more feminine than this, and sure trannies have something to prove and are always more girl than girls, it’s part of the transition…and a tranny would never go out looking this masculine in a bikini because they spent money and time trying to transition….

But I do know dudes, regular dudes, who have big black girl fetishes…they just love the massive ass and tits of fertility to smother them…so…ultimately we are all a bunch of faggots with questionable fetishes and to me this is scary…but to all the horny fucks…this could be everything…a huge ass in a bikini dominating a man….some of us like girls who can’t run from us due to weakness – while others like not being able to run away from a woman…whatever works, who cares what you get off to…but this is weird…not the kind of tennis player I’d jerk off to…

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2016

Nov

Kim Baltes is Naked Enough of the Day

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Kim Baltes is apparently a model, but that doesn’t mean anything in this world of the selfie, it just means that like every other girl she feels comfortable posing for a camera half naked, or naked, just last night I got to talking to some 19 year old, a regular 19 year old and after asking what the most wild picture she had on her phone – she said “a video of me getting fucked for 3 minutes”….straight the fuck up….normal girl…producing porn for her cell phone album…because that’s the world we live in…you don’t need to be a pornstar to do porn, or a model to be naked…just go out there and do it….we believe in you…

This one is named Kim Baltes. I’ve never heard of her, maybe she’s someone, maybe she’s nothing, but she’s definitely something young, tight, vibrant, new and refreshing, untouched and worth staring at – because sometimes thirsty girls deserve the liquids we can produce for them…and this one is one of those girls…she’s great…

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2016

Nov

Miss Granny BUM BUM contest and Other Videos of the Day

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Fake Video of a Trump Supporter Pooping on a Trump Poster

Shark in Australia

Paddler Giving Shark a Nudge

Man and Woman Testing VR get Hit by a Car

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2016

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Veteran’s Day….time to remember fallen soldiers, who fought for the illusion of your freedom, but rather for oil interests of very rich and powerful people who were using these people as their henchmen….So many people who died for their country didn’t want to go to war in the first place – but they were poor and black and forced to be on the front lines…while White people in college could say “no thanks”….unless they felt very patriotic and got to play officer…

My white grandfather was a pilot in World War II and probably killed a lot of people…destroying his life and making him an alcoholic who died prematurely…so…no one wins in war…

I think we should use today as a day to figure out how to get along – or accept each other – while hating or being apathetic towards each other rather than protesting and blocking traffic – because it’s annoying to everyone – because ultimately good life can be lived…fun life can be lived and if we don’t fix global warming..we’ll all be dead anyway – so why be mad – fighting like brats…when you can just focus on important things, like tits….

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Conor McGregor in a Mink Coat
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One Girl – 14 Annoying Accents
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Tove Lo Pasties
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Aaron Sorkin’s Letter to his Daughter
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Cara Delevingne is at an Event and in a New Trailer….
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Sarah Jean Underwood is Slutty
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Weird Dog on Trampoline Emo Christmas Commercial
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The Creepy JACK IN THE BOX Make-up
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IGUANA VS SNAKE – TERRIFYING
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Miss Bumbum Bikini Girls
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Bob Crane from Hogan’s Heroes Murderer to be Revealed….
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Billy Bob Said He Never Felt Good Enough for Angelina Jolie
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Friends offering a Helping Hand in Offroading Video…
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2016

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always annoying when I am sick in bed with a sore throat half dead – because I never know whether it’s AIDS from eating out hookers, bacterial infections from eating out hookers, throat cancer from eating out hookers, or just standard lost voice after trying to convince girls at a bar to show me their nude pics on their phone until 4 in the morning…because they are for some reason more comfortable showing me video of them being filled by cock…than they are with showing me their pussy in person…because I am disgusting….but have great insight on how to improve their performance….I am the nude selfie critic no one cares about…

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Zendaya is the New Black Mary Jane in Spiderman
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Cara Delevingne’s Tattoo She Fucks Women With
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Collison with Cyclist Video
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Lily Rose Depp – Push Up Bra
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Mariah Carey Performing in a Weird One Piece
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Some Famewhore Who Wants You To Know She Voted
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Kaley Cuoco’s Clown Face…
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Azealia Banks is Proud of Trump
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Drake Buys Taylor Swift’s “CAT” Toys…I assume they Mean her Pussy….
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South Park’s Last Minute Re-Write Because They Thought Trump Was Going to Lose.
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Check out the Tits on this Film Director’s Wife..
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Pantsless Lohan’s Silly T-Shirt Making Fun of Herself….
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Tove Lo – Weed Pasties
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Driving Close Call of the Day
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Brad Pitt is not a Child Abuser
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Kelly Rippa’s Old as Fuck Face
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Lizzy Caplan Nude in Masters of Sex
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Blac Chyna Made a Kardashian
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Some Random Chick Getting Naked
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Bush of the Day
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Stopping a Prostitute in the Act
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Rat Cow’s Big Tits Eat Chips
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Tove Lo Pussy Grab….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Just Some Lesbians in the Shower
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Just Some Eating Out a Stripper on Stage
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Misty Copeland Nipples
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She Quit Porn After This…
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2016

Nov

Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple Selfie of the Day

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After years of extensive research, it’s safe to say that no matter who you are….if you’re going to take a selfie…whether for your own personal self, or for a bigger purpose like to share yourself with the world because you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s great….do it with hard nipples….because everyone involved…on both ends of the spectrum…will appreciate it more….maybe even intellectualize it, over analyze it, celebrate it….by jerking off too many times to it..but it just makes for a better…more substantial image….

This is Bella Thorne…she’s trying to become famous. Or maybe she is famous…it’s all really a fucking blur by now – isn’t it.

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2016

Nov

Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day

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The only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it’s more a “would you do it for the story” if you had the opportunity to do it situation…

So every time I see Kendall Jenner, I think…”If only she was her father turned mother, then she’d have a hook, or anything more than just a vapid social media audience and a weird career as a model when she’s not a model but rather a social media person..”….

You know, we could have conversations as to whether it’d be gay despite it looking like a girl, provided you know about the chop….or whether it’s only gay when the prostate they don’t remove makes it cum out of its clit…

But rather we have a “why is she in campaigns, she’s so average”…and the ever present reminder that TRUMP is president because of social media…so social media makes dreams come true…just not my dreams…

Other models in this shoot are Isabelli Fontana and some asian..

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