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2016

11

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling a woman crying on a park bench about her husband who died unexpectedly from a head injury….that there’s not scientific proof that her saying “I still see him bringing me my morning coffee”….or “I still see him out back working in the yard”….or “I still see him on our wedding day, the birth of our first son, all the amazing memories that make up our life”….is possible…and that maybe her visions, are delusions, not actual visions, since there are no ghosts..

Being a probable autistic, robot, or maybe just an asshole…is tough work, cuz she just started fucking screaming hysterically…and I couldn’t calm her down….needless to say, she gave me her number and I’ll probably be her first post sex bad sex, making the whole experience way worse…all because I am charming, I can spin stories, and I can take the easy and weak and have sex with them…it’s a talent..

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Girls in Sports Bras
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Tom from Blink on UFOs…
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Alexandra Daddario Big Fucking Tits…
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Lily Rose Depp Lookin Hot in a Tank Top
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Trump and Hilary Singing Time of My Life…is so Good
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Instant Justice…
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Greer Grammar – Tight Dress
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Amy ADams Cleavage…
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Ivanka Trump Likes Being Called a Piece of Ass
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Hurrican Matthew Timelapse
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Fat Animals – the Compilation
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Michelle Williams is Zero Hot
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Quentin Tarantino Mauling His Girlfriend’s Face
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Kesha Has Something to Hide
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Olivia Holt in a Creepy Matching Outfit
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Steam Roller VS Golf Balls
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Movie Geometry
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Dakota Fanning is Creepy
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Rihanna and Drake are Broken Up…So Sad…
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Teen Star Brec Bassinger in Thigh High Boots
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Sofia Richie is 18 – but Zero Hot
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Isla Fisher is Boring with Cleavage
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Peyton Roi List – legs
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Nerdy Girls FUCk best…
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Rita Ora See Through
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Michelle Williams to be Janis Joplin
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Sela Ward – Bra
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Planet Earth 2 – The Trailer
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Kelly Brook is So Fat in a Silk Dress
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Kim Kardashian Suing PPL for Sayin She was Fake Robbed
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Lindsey Vonn Naked Photoshoot Behind the Scenes
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Hot GIFS
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Boobs VS Obstacle Course
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Amateur Pussy Gets Violated…
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Naked Pussy Flash
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Housewife Ass….
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner for Complex of the DAy

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Complex used to buy 100,000 clicks from me a month for $1000 dollars, in a deal of a lifetime, because it paid for the servers to run this site, and it allowed them to re-sell my traffic to their advertisers for 10s of thousands of dollars, a strategy used in the media all the time, buying traffic from porn site and torrent sites and other grey market sites that can’t get ads…to boost their numbers that they turn around and sell to advertising….proving that the internet is a fucking scam…a scam Complex played pretty fucking well in their time doing this…

Complex does not buy traffic from me for $1000 dollars a month, so we aren’t homies anymore, but last year they got something like 20 million from HEARST MEDIA….that soon turned into a buy out in partnership with VERIZON…for between 150 million and 250 million dollars…allowing VERIZON and HEARST to target the URBAN or hip hop youth market – because it’s fucking nonsense about selling ads, selling product, selling cellphones, producing content…and there’s little to no room left for the little guy…

So COMPLEX, instead of blacklisting a bitch like Kylie, who is fucking vile, disgusting, a monster with flesh stapled to her….a money grubbing, brat, that is a horrible influence on her following. An overrated monster, even a pig, that sure Black guys and White guys would fuck, because they like this shit…but who they shouldn’t even know exists…because the family…and her…are fucking trash…so seeing her in a shoot…annoys me…because the people who made her…the media…are still perpetuating her to the weak minded people..

But at least we got genius insight like:

“My Lips Have Been an Insecurity All My Life – I Felt Like No One Wanted to Kiss Me”

And at least they got her in latex or photoshopped or whatever the fuck it is…because she’s all fucking cartoony…

This is the fucking worst…people need to stop acknowledging these monsters and their horrible plastic surgery exist..

I guess her family knows how to market her as a junior, fat ass, rough around the edges despite being so doughy…not a fashion model because she’s monster, but pulls it off because of the face injections…and it is the worst…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow is Disturbing in Harper’s of the Day

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I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot….or at her hottest…because I didn’t find her hot. I just took her for what she was, and LA rich kid with a connected dad, that allowed her to take her trust fund into meetings with his friends who would cast her in movies, because Hollywood is an insular bullshit system that has inflated the value of garbage content by pretending it is art, but if it was actual art, why is it all driven by money, cash and bullshit flash that makes people think they are doing something of value…

So I don’t find this photoshopped, weirdo version of herself…that doesn’t even look like her or a human…but a cartoon of her..that is not hot…but she was never hot, not then, not in a one piece and heels…not ever…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model who proves that Communism works…because all the ugly ones must have been killed off and died…because they can’t have a nation of ugly people…at least that is what I assume happened…since all Russian women are hot…and soulless…and crazy….because they are soulless…eagerly willing to spend all your fucking money after you buy her off the internet…because Russian girls are like that…their IRON CURTAIN they were behind made them dark survivors…

Maryna Linchuk was a Victoria’s Secret girl back in 2013…and I guess is no more…because sad things happen when you’re totally replaceable…because your career is based on being hot and tall and lots of girls are hot and tall..but those 5 years back in 2008 as a promo model for the evil brand is all that matters…

Here’s her nipple…in Vogue because nipples are fashion…

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Alexandra Daddoria Tits in Baked in Brooklyn of the Day

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Alexandra Daddoria has big tits…and people are really excited that they are in some movie or TV show called Baked in Brooklyn because the clip, that I am not posting, because I am lazy and no one reads the site anyway…and it looks like it’s not quite tit enough for my tit support, endorsement, co-sign, etc…because no tit is worth looking at if you can’t see it’s damn nipple…

So just click on the pics…dudes seem to be very into them…I guess since they are all mysterious and shit…even though you can google them…and see them full nippled…

Weird. World. We. Live. In..

Posted in:Alexandra Daddoria|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Emma Roberts of the Day

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Emma Roberts posted a picture of her in POV porno stance, all chest out, mouth open, ready to take one or ten loads on her face and tits…hoping you don’t ruin her dress that she is getting ready to wear to some bullshit hollywood event that she has to go to – because she’s carrying the family torch into the next generation – as she has to – because the money is too good to not take it…not to mention, it’s good for your ego….when everyone tells you how great you are…it feels nice…not as nice a ten dudes jerking off to you…but both fill the hole left by your dad being too into himself to bother with you…luckily all you really needed was his last name…and sister..

Either way, I am a fan of her skinny, and here she is in some dress….at an event…not taking loads on her face…because she’s a lady…

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Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Tiffany Winteler is Naked for Nothing of the Day

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Tiffany Winteler is a model who has apparently shot for very important companies like NYLON and Cosmo…and who the fuck cares, she’s naked for some hipster shoot, that will remind you of all hipster shoots, all edgy with the futon mattress so you know it’s authentic artists at work, when all you should really care about is the nudity for free…because there was a time you had to offer bitches money to get naked, and if you were to do that now…you’d be charged with sexual assault, called a creepy rapist and no one would want to work with you…but get them naked for free…and motherfucker…you’re in business..on that road to internet / instagram fame and fortune…you are a hero…and it’s all thanks to girls being bad at business…now here’s our girl..Tiffany…not Tiffany Trump, the Trump daughter Trump never talks about banging unlike Ivanka…which based on all the incest porn I used to watch..probably gives her a complex…but another Tiffany…who you’d rather see naked…since Tiffany Trump is a young monster…

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2016

11

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter is celebrated by the perverts who watched her go through puberty on her sitcom she was sold to as a child star – because mom and dad had bills to pay…

She’s already gone onto have at least one breast reduction, breast rebuilding, nipple replacement surgery….

Yet her tits are still up there on some intense level of sloppy…I mean yes she’s chubby and round headed, and yes she’s supposed to have monster tits, and yes I am into sloppy fucking tits..because they are so gross…and fuck disgusting that I want to drown in them…but looking at these are zero hot…and 100 percent fucking strange…

These are from two events in two nights…and two really big tits.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

11

Oct

Claudia Romani Anus of the Day

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Claudia Romani is a serious nobody – who pretends she’s a model or personality from Italy, because she’s from Italy, yet no one from Italy has ever heard of her, but for some reason, she gets her pictures taken by the paparazzi, probably because she pays them, and the paparazzi present it to the American media like she’s one an actual personality from Italy and the media doesn’t double check the facts on it…allowing her to frolic around – all old and in a bikini…showing the world the circle discoloration of her asshole…the ring around the hole…the starfish legs on the puckered starfish…the shit stain on the shitter…and there’s something magical in this kind of behavior..because I like assholes…

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2016

11

Oct

Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day

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GQ Germany exists…because every country deserves a version of an American privately own magazine based on being a Gentleman, or someone who jerks off to gentlemen, with the guise or illusion that you’re reading it for the chicks, because they are half naked chicks, but not the good kind of half naked chicks, but rather the kind that you see in fashion magazines designed for women…not men trying to be men and the whole thing is confusing…but there’a Toni Garrn butt shot…if you’re into things that Leonardo DiCaprio pretended to have sex with while banging dudes….there is also Eva Green, who was awesome in that youthful porno movie she was in years ago…but both shoots, by the European leading country, are dull….and that’s why I am posting it…because like GQ, I don’t care about giving you things you like…

TONI GARRN

EVA GREEN

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