DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2016

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Your new strategy to get nudes is an oldie but a goodie…it’s what every instagram photographer uses…it’s the “let’s make art”…but the nude selfie version.

The tactic is to not sexualize the girl to her face, or in the texts…you have to never make reference to jerking off to her, but rather to viewing her body as a beautiful thing that graces the world, that needs to be shared, to be stared at and gravitated to…because nudity is human, relatable, real…everything…

It works better than SEND SPREAD ASS PICS I CAN CUM TO…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge and Amazing Booty on So Many Girls.
CLICK HERE

George Clooney Finds Out About Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Getting Divorced…on CNN and it’s FUnny as Fuck
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Aniston Reacts to Divorce on Cover of NY Post
CLICK HERE

Eva Longoria in Leggings on Set Big Ass
CLICK HERE

Serena Williams – Instagram Erotica
CLICK HERE

Melting Stuff in Macro View
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid – Tight Stomach
CLICK HERE

Brad and Angelina Divorce in Bullet Point Form – Forgetting That it’s a Publicity Stunt
CLICK HERE

Cara Delevingne Monster
CLICK HERE

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling – Married
CLICK HERE

Dude Uses Handgun to Make Music
CLICK HERE

The 12 Year old Ukele Player from America’s Got Talent – Gets a Record Deal – Obviously
CLICK HERE

Diane Kruger – Hot Skinny Legs
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter – Nipples
CLICK HERE

Katie Price – Nipples
CLICK HERE

Shailene Woodley – Oktoberfest Costume With Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Working BMW Transformers….
CLICK HERE

Idiot BMW Driver
CLICK HERE

Pregnant Mila Kunis in a Belly Button Shirt
CLICK HERE

Emily Blunt Boring in London
CLICK HERE

James Corden Must Die
CLICK HERE

Leave Harlot Marion Cotillard out of Divorce Storyline
CLICK HERE

Calvin Harris is Banging Jennifer Lopez
CLICK HERE

Kate England Panties..
CLICK HERE

Helicopter Takes a Swim
CLICK HERE

Burke Ramsey is Suing CBS Over JonBenet Porno they Ran the Other Day
CLICK HERE

Emma Watson – Activist
CLICK HERE

Melting Shit
CLICK HERE

Hunziker – Big Fake Tits
CLICK HERE

A Show on Scientology is coming
CLICK HERE

Whores in Bikinis Together
CLICK HERE

GoPro Karma – Pretty Crazy Footage
CLICK HERE

Kim Garner – Slutty in NYC
CLICK HERE

Girls into Teams
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
================

Random Tumblr Porn – By Me…
CLICK HERE

Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
CLICK HERE

Pale Girl – Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Porn Stars on Really Weird Porn Scenes
CLICK HERE

Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
CLICK HERE

Naked Model and her Pubic Hair
CLICK HERE

Braless Weather Girl
CLICK HERE

Mom Filled with Toys
CLICK HERE

SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

A Chick and her Massive Tits
CLICK HERE

High as Fuck Strippers
CLICK HERE

Classic Slut Looking Claudia Naked By the Pool
CLICK HERE

Failed Sucker Punch
CLICK HERE

Lots of Cam Girls For Free
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Find More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

Need To Find Drugs Near You?
CLICK HERE

Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

21

Sep

Bella Thorne Humping the Air of the Day

No Comments »

Bella Thorne is everything…and nothing at all.

She’s just a clever, last in the line of stage kids that were sold out to the industry, so she knows…and the family knows…they’ve worked so hard at this…and know just what they need to do to get her where she needs to be…and that’s build the social media…that’s what producers care about and base relevance on….and more importantly…at least for us…post shameless erotic pics…when she’s not humping the air..because she’s just a girl doing her thing…and you are a pervert sexualizing her…pervert…

I prefer when the girls don’t actually make it…and try harder and more naked…but this is ok too…

More vids..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Sofia Richie Nipples of the DAy

No Comments »

She’s 18….so her tits are legal to look at…tits the Beiber was rumored to fuck instead of Selena Gomez…when they were still 17…because he’s a pervert…

She’s one of Lionel Richie’s daughters. Her name is Sofia Richie, she’s 16, and unlike Nicole Camille Escovedo, she’s actually his kid, and not just some broken adopted brat, with angst from being adopted, as most adopted kids do, especially when their mom’s are groupie drug addicted whores…who probably didn’t know she was pregnant, and even if she did, still took as much band cock as she could backstage while wasted on whatever drugs were popular in 1980….living the fucking dream….

But she is as spoiled, probably as horrible of a person, living in her bubble of Los Angeles rich kid, all lazy offering zero contribution to the world…but luckily in being “stylish”…rich kid…she doesn’t wear a bra…like no one does anymore…and we get to see them young tits…even if they aren’t exciting…it’s still better than not seeing them….

Young titty everywhere…on purpose…ok….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Richie

2016

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan Fame Whoring in a See Through Outfit of the DAy

No Comments »

Katie Price is hilarious….she’s back, not dead yet, and is a real throwback thursday…because she’s been doing this for well over 15 years…

She’s beyond a shameless self promoter, but also one of the original Glamour models with clown sized tits to become a celebrity…an actual low level celebrity…attention seeking, making as much noise as possible..with and without her retard kid named Harvey…

She was a hooker, who just knew how to monetize…and she’s still fucking doing it…well into what must be her late 40s…but the tits are smaller, younger…..

We should celebrate anyone who has taken being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…turning herself into a sideshow freak….and uge breasted brand…

Which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…from Coke to Pepsi to all the instagram whores…Katie Price did it right…she was a leader…inspiration…possibly god…and now she looks like Bruce Jenner.

Posted in:Katie Price

2016

21

Sep

Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Whitney Cummings pulled off a scam – she was an aspiring actor who couldn’t get work – so she jumped into comedy because you can pull off comedy when you have a pussy – without needing to be that funny.

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..because they are pandering to women who can relate and dudes who like staring at their tits.

I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….and aren’t quite talented enough to make it outside of comedy…not quite hot enough to make it outside of comedy…but she was clever enough to take those cummings deposited in her to become a producer on a bunch of hit shows, so she’s rich as fuck, and living the good life in a bikini…that’s really not as bad as it could be…because luckily it’s not Amy Schumer…a monster doing the same hustle…being celebrated in GQ UK…but garbage…offensive…disgusting…as fuck….but loved by the media…god knows why….

Here’s Whitney Cummings….

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings

2016

21

Sep

McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day

No Comments »

McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…it is your right…because she belongs to you…she belong to America…but her tits belong to her, and she clearly doesn’t want you sexualizing them, she wants to be seen as the athletic talent that she is…not some underage slut that after the last Olympics 4 years ago became shameless instagram whore…beecause she’s an American hero…who spent 4 years producing subtle…what should be illegal content for people who should be in jail…but instead walk amongst us….in our communities…and pretend they don’t get hard for 16 year olds in bikinis…because they aren’t 18…

Well, she is 18…and here she is exploding out of a shirt…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Masha Shakurova by Alessandra Casagrande Naked in Bed of the DAy

No Comments »

Masha Shakurova is some communist block, Eastern Europe, possibly the Russian hookers that Brad Pitt was hanging out with – because all Russians and Eastern European hot chicks are soulless hooker in their own right…but to be fair..so are all women…am I right?

Well this amazing one. Masha Shakurova. Who is like so many other ones…has brought out her magical nude body in nude photos for the sake of art, instagram following, life…and I like her hustle, her struggle, like wrestling for the last bread in the bread in the Bread line…

Posted in:Masha Shakurova

2016

21

Sep

Rita Ora’s Nipple in a See Through Top of the Day

No Comments »

I find Rita Ora Garbage…but the tits are ok…

You can’t do a post on Rihanna without posting on her annoying shadow – who I assume Rihanna hates – because she’s trying so hard to be Rihanna…and has better tits than Rihanna – which to most men would be enough to make her more relevant and important than Rihanna but to the entertainment industry…the lack of talent and charisma and star power doesn’t even come close – or put her in the same room – unless she’s fucking the producer and other male talent – because men know and appreciate a good set of tits and don’t really care how big of a performer the tits they are cumming on are…they just care about the tits…

So Rita Ora is now on TV, she’s gone from Rob Kardashian to Calvin Harris to everyone else, to PRIMETIME TV and she’s finally finding her place in the world as her own entertainer no one cares about…but she’ll always be a Rihanna hack to me…and as long as those tits are exposed…she matters….

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Behind the Scenes with Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day

No Comments »

Work work work work work….the best work that Rihanna has done recently is this bullshit for some scenster fashion bullshit called the CR Fashion Book…it’s some trendy trendy, high end, bullshit people are honored to be a part of…that doesn’t really matter….at all…but to pretentious fucks it does and all these idiots are pretentious fucks…

And I guess it’s still Rihanna doing some slutty enough poses for Terry Richardson…this time in video – so much more fun and exciting than the pics…because videos are more exciting to jerk of to than pictures…unless you’re old and retro like me…who just jerks off to memories of the glory days…oh want to hookers eating my ass…while they are eating my ass..but they don’t count…they are hookers…not human…and here’s her behind the scenes video

and the pics…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits…

She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW