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2016

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Kissing her K-Fed of the Day

Hilary Duff posted a picture of her kissing her boyfriend and trainer Jason Walsh….

JASON WALSH -Missouri born. Live/Work Los Angeles. I train people.

Here’s a pretty great story of a fitness dude who moved to LA, probably to be an action star, no one moves to LA unless they have hollywood dreams or they want to be around hollywood dreams…only hollywood dreams didn’t come true the way they were supposed to, despite his great personality…so hollywood dreams had to come true another way…and that way was by being a fitness trainer to the stars…stars like Hilary Duff, who has a rockin’ fit body…all thick and strong…and it really could be 400 pounds…this dude would still be up in it…because of basic K-Fed hustle….you find that diamond…that earner…that girl…you stick to it….because she’s Hilary Duff….

Brilliant hustle…sometimes not being rich and famous in LA is the angle to use to get these rich and famous girl that want anything but a rich and famous dude…because rich and famous dudes are bigger bitches than their female counterparts…

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2016

17

Oct

Bella Hadid and her Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the younger sister of Arab nationalist Gigi Hadid…who distracts all you Muslim haters with her tits, her LA money and her ONE DIRECTION romance that she used to steal or upset all his fans, after stealing Jonas Brother fans, and Kardashian and Jenner Fans..because stealing…is something that she does…and stealing made her matter…and her mattering made her sister matter…and here she is – hard nippled…

The one thing I think is funny about Bella Hadid is that she’s fucking or dating the Weeknd, you know doing the whole be his public girlfriend / hole – even though it’s a fake relationship…. because I know he’s getting his dick sucked by girls in Toronto – when he’s in Toronto – all these famous guys like the regular hot college girls…they feed their ego more than…the famous entitled bitches…

So this generation is all into Open Relationships, I see it on TINDER, that’s how I stay dialed in… because it’s a me generation where committing to other people, just gets in the way and being accountable for anything other than yourself just gets in the way of the me…but she’s got great tits…that should be shared with everyone like I assume his dick is at the end of each show he puts on…because girls like famous dudes who get on stage…so much they’ll smear his groupie juice all over their spoiled rich girl in LA face…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Misty Copeland Dancing Nipples of the Day

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Misty Copeland is a pretty amazing and celebrated American dancer who is ripped, fit and flexbible…but also famous on instagram…which is the key to all things in this world, I mean being a fit, flexible and celebrated ballerina doesn’t fucking matter without that instagram following…

Well…she looks good…all disciplined and well trained and angelic….flexible and busty and she’s art in what I’d consider a dying art…when was the last time you heard of anyone talking ballet, going to the ballet..but that doesn’t mean Misty Copeland isn’t the hottest ballerina around..despite probably being the only ballerina around…no one does ballet unless they are rich kids who are 5-7 years old…

If you’ve got a communist Russian fetish, this may speak to you, because Russian women could only escape communism if they were the best of the best ballerinas, pulled out the communist ghetto…and trained 18 hours a day from the age of 9 months…you know get them when they are babies…and start making them flexible…

I don’t know, but I’ve fucked a dancer once…it was amazing…she was more of a stripper…but still a dancer don’t hate…sure she had a meth problem and three half black babies but she was still a fucking dancer…not just a fucking stripper fucking me… but she was professional trained, I think she even had a master’s degree in it…but I didn’t ask…because I don’t pay to have conversation…but stripping is where ballet classes usually take you…

Anyway, these pics are hot…if you factor in her big tits…and strength…stamina…and gracefulness..

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2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

A video posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Oct 6, 2016 at 1:06am PDT

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

17

Oct

Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

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Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes….

Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner…

This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks…

Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992.

Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer

Posted in:Natalie Jayne Roser|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Ashley Graham Fat Model in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Let’s keep the dream alive – with more unappealing bitches half naked – producing content that was once used for hot chicks – but that thanks to the progressive nature of society focusing on totally insignificant things – like body positivity despite research proving being fat kills – and other nonsense – that should be innate in human society but that has in turn become a platform for activism…while the rest of the world is going to shit, collapsing…bad shit is going on…but thank the lord…that Jesus…that Ashley Graham, a fat chick, can get into a fucking bikini – and get paid!!! Making that money…doing something that virtually anyone can to…even men…dogs..and I think there’s even been a circus elephant in a bikini once….

Posted in:Ashley Graham|SFW

2016

17

Oct

The “new” Ronda Rousey Bodypainted Images of the Day

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I figure what better way to start the week than with some year or more old pictures of Ronda Rousey body painted….the ones they kept didn’t release when they released the bunch of Ronda Rousey body painted….in pictures you didn’t know you wanted to see in the first place – and didn’t care that there were more….but thanks to the amazing wonderment of the world…we’ve been blessed with this miracle…they’ve been hoarding from us…knowing there would be a time for a big release…where it would break the internent like a Kardashian nude, only not at all…because Ronda Rousey is terrifying…and the only people who jerk off to her are bro’s that don’t know they are bromos….but it would explain all the tranny porn they jerk off to…and the boners they get watching MMA…raw testosterone…the vagina version.

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2016

17

Oct

5 Month Pregnant Girl Picks Fight With Boyfriend’s Dick Sucker and Other Videos of the Day

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Sex on the Beach

Femen Protest Tits

Man Fights Great White Shark With a Broom

Fata and Horrible Offshore Boat Race

Gate VS Mercedes Benz

Woman VS Phone Thief

Suspect Beats Female Cop

Man VS Pigeon

Morality Police – VS Adulterous Couple

7 Year Old Driving

Drugs VS Wine

I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Clickbait Title Since His 2014 Stroke – But Here’s Randy Travis Singing Amazing Grace after his Stroke

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With all this talk about rape, I figured I’d use rape as my pick-up line,you you know – be modern, with the times, talk things that are relevant, so the young girls I try to pick up think I may be old, but I am with it, dialed in, like a professor they want to fuck, not because they want to fuck him, but because he’s made them think they need to fuck him, despite being old and fat and disgusting…..so I figure, rape culture and sex assault – great topic to delve into when my intention is seeing their vagina…not to fuk but to lick…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…that should be the name of my first single…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…

So incorporating rape into seduction but not in a “I’m going to rape” kind of way, not in a this is about rape and I love rape….not even a is it rape if you’re drunk fight you’ll always lose, but more in a “if you had to rape one species of animal what would it be” kind of way, you know playful rape..and as it turns out…animal rape is deemed worse than human rape…at leas that’s the general feedback when I tried it at the coffee shop, on tinder, at a bar…and in a grocery store…so let it be a lesson to you – my followers, fans and I know no one is here but let me pretend – rape is deemed pretty fucking bad…so your pick up lines should stay limited to “show me your tits”…and if you’re rich…just show them your bank statemement….it’s the Donald Trump school of seduction since…most girls (every girl) is slutty for rich guys…

Here are some links…in the morning…to start the week…to get things rolling….to bring us closer together…I love all of you….which is easy…since no one is there but a couple spam bots…HEY SPAM BOTS come over to play scrabble sometime….

Ok…links…

Holy Fuck – Underboob
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Some Awesome TUPAC Memorabilia
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Need for Speed – Out of Control Driving…
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Viewership of Clown Porn is on the Rise – Thanks to Clowns
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BMW Slams into a School Bus
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102 Year Old Gets Herself Arrested for her Bucket List…
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Trump Called America’s Deaf Sweetheart a REtard – LOLZ
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Emma Stone – Latex Skirt Erotica
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Zoe KRavitz and her Boyfriend – For The One Person Who Like Zoe Kravitz
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A Whole Bunch of Latinas
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Underwater City for the Dead – Interesting Cemetery of the Day
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The Worst Video to Jerk Off To – Is it Bad to Hold Your Pee –
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Tony Hawk’s Favorite Tech..
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Snake Bath Challenge…
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Donald Trump VS SNL – Blames the Media for Rigging the Election
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Beers Burgers and Babes
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Famewhore in a Bikini
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Emilia Clarke’s 5 Million Dollar House in Venice…you Can Stalk her At..
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2016

15

Oct