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2016

06

Oct

Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Jasmine Tookes launch a new collection called “Sexy Little Things” Collection, because Victoria’s Secret is so fucking original, their concepts, their content, their models…just on the fucking innovative…

The reality is that the Victoria’s Secret marketing has swapped out their creative direction to look like slutty instagram photoshoots, lit and run through instagram-like filters, rather than the same cheesy bright poses…but still fucking cheesy because it’s an evil corporation that manufactures in China and that exploits women into thinking they need VS to be hot – by showing them half naked women with unrealistic bodies as their brand model…in an era where that’s pretty fucking hated by the people…but they keep doing it…make that man rich, using his concubines, the patriarchal empire continues…and like all the basic people who like half naked women…I’ll watch…I’ll even promote their campaign for free…like some kind of asshole…because this is what being manipulated by the media with tits looks like…

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2016

06

Oct

Alena Blohm for Calvin Klein Underwear of the Day

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Alena Blohm is a german model and she’s in this 90s throwback Calvin Klein underwear campaign, not that she remembers the 1990s, she was only born in 1993, but forgetting is something the Germans seem pretty good at, because she may be far too young to have killed the Jews in 1940s, only to act like it never happened, with its whole genetic programs to create the aryan race that creates girls like this, but her grandparents aren’t….

That said, all these young hipsters are reliving the 90s hard, companies are re-releasing 90s products, their ads are all 90s, and it makes me feel like it’s a reminder of when AIDS was still a thing, not that any of you were getting laid in the 90s, missing out on all that fun, but you were jerking off to Baywatch…which is almost the same thing…

Posted in:Alena Blohm|SFW

2016

06

Oct

Alexandra Marzella Feminist Bullshit Photoshoot for Purple of the Day

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Alexandra Marzella says “many layers to this art onion”…because she’s a new age feminist who probably rubs her period across her friends faces to let people know just how in tune she is with her womanhood…as she grows out her bush and her armpit hair…because that means feminist when you’re a vapid cunt who is trying to get attention in a world where just your appearance is enough to rope people into your bullshit..when everything else you do with yourself is vain, egotistical, narcissistic and bullshit…it is all just noise, just fluff, just an angle…

I’m an official bush lover, I have always been, I would have voted for Bush in the last election, just because his name is bush and I’ve been making girls grow out their bush forever, because I am a man and they do what I tell them when it comes to sex appeal…it’s just more erotic, so to see bitches like this, or the loser, trying to be edgy, groupie liar of a photographer put this shit together try to make it seem like a thing, or a activist protest is hysterical to me..

But thanks for showing me your labia…that the shit I do like…I just wish it had more spread asshole in it…hairy fucking asshole that I can lose myself in..because that’s my fetish….

This does not advance the plight of a woman…I remember being ambushed by this photographer, she’s canadian, for being a misogynist, a term she learned in her woman’s study class before moving the NYC from working at American Apparel, to be a “artist” in the period movement, and talking to her friend, who was so convinced that the photographer getting her period the day of her party was a sign from the feminist gods…and how it was a beautiful experience…and I was like “bitch are you high”…it’s a fucking period…it’s not a fucking beautiful thing, in fact…it is something every girl I know wishes she didn’t get because it sucks…even when used as paint in some period art painting…and the fact that people pander to these idiots is a sign of how stupid the times are…

All this nonsense…is not empowering…it’s just garbage….but labia…the key to human life…the labia…that’s what needs to be focused on, not that girl doesn’t shave her armpits, anyone can not shave armpits, in fact it’s easier…a lot easier than shaving armpits…if anything this is just her saying “I’m lazy”…

Fuck this noise…like she probably likes being fucked…in BDSM…as every weird feminist artist I know want to be choked out, tied up and violated…so many layers to this fucking onion….

Posted in:Alexandra Marzella

2016

06

Oct

Clara Botte Naked in LUI of the Day

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Clara Botte is naked in LUI Magazine. LUI Magazine is porn mag turned fashion mag from France, where sex and nudity is accepted, as is the robbing and not killing of the axis of evil like Kim Kardashian…who coincidentally only exists from sex and nudity…yet big brands give her big money to endorse them…like that time I gave a crackwhore 5 dollars to tell every dude she sucks off in the back alley about my site…marketing…sex sells…even when the sex is from someone who sells her vagina…

Clara Botte is less of a whore, but rather an actual model, and she is getting naked for marketing purposes..which is a good tactic…because she’s french and can spin it…

Posted in:Clara Botte

2016

06

Oct

Amanda Seyfried’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Amanda Seyfried is so fucking boring…at least in the media, but she’s got solid tits on a relatively small frame, and Lindsay Lohan hates her, so she must be good at something, must be good at making the queen that is Lohan mad, which could be resentment for Seyfried being a job thief, but could also be because Seyfried is a cunt…because you don’t get famous and maintain a sweet, nice, considerate, warm personality….

Proven in the fact that she’s forced her now fiance to leave his wife for her, because these bitches get what they want…while giving us what we want with an uneventful 30 year old ass in leggings…not so hot..she’s more about the big tits…but it happened…and we all get to witness it two days after the fact…because internet.

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

06

Oct

Drunk Woman Undresses in the Street and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Woman in Short Shorts…Creeper Cam Version

Mom Shaves Daughter’s Hair as Punishment for Making Fun of Bald Cancer Patient

Indian Kid Gets 7 Inch Tail Removed…

Judge Makes Woman Remove Black Lives Matter Button

Mexican Host Farts on Tv

Robbery in Houston

Cobra in the Window

Plane Struck By Lightening.

Post Bear Attack

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

06

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I have internet fights with Sports Illustrated bikini models from the early 2000s, who have since gone onto do nothing, partially because I am a mean spirited model hater, who doesn’t really hate models, but because they hate mr and are bitter their careers never took off…and now that they are fat and old…there’s no hope…but to be my friend….

Other times I try to convince regular girls from tinder, usually the real fat ones, to send me pics of their asshole, just to see if they can physically wipe properly…

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Lindsey Vonn Ass
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Base jUmp into the Clouds
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Judge Judy Highest Paid Person on Television
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Jackie O Official Trailer with that Slut Natalie Portman…
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Gigi Hadid Sweaty for Reebok
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Mean Girls Musical is Going to Happen – Lohan Ate her Finger Off because They Didn’t Cast Her
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2016

05

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like telling girls who don’t fuck me that I call the hookers I pay to fuck me hookers…but I also call them by the name of the girls who don’t fuck me….to make it feel more real…then I tell them that I just came to what I wrote….because I like making everyone feel uncomfortable…especially me…

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Natalie Portman as Jackie O
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Iggy Azalea On a Horse…in Tight Pants…
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CDC Can’t Find Anyone Addicted To Weed, Shocker.
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Game of Thrones Tits
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Kate Upton’s Huge Tits…
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Demi Lovato Quits Twitter – Because All These Idiots are Assholes Instinctively…
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The Original Cast of Top Gear is Back
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They Did James Corden that Pudgy CLown
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Kylie Jenner – Huge Ass
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Laura Prepon – Scientologist
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Sofia Richie Tits
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Ben Affleck Batman Movie is called “The Batman”…what?
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The Real Wasabi – Very Exciting Stuff…
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The Rock Doing Commentary on is First Ever Wrestling Match
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Ashley James Hard Nipple
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Jessica Alba – Black Pantyhose
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Ben Foster – is a Scientologist because of Laura Prepon Big tits
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Miranda Kerr LEgs…
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Lourdes Leon Nipples
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5 Dollar Pizza Vs 135 Dollar Pizza
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Pam Anderson Naked in a Movie
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The Win Compilation October
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A Compilation of Scary Fucking Eyebrows
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Miranda Kerr – Titty Window…
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Karlie Kloss See Through
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Porn Chick in Pool
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Sophie Simmons Sloppy Tits..
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Tori Spelling Pregnant Again…
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This Skydiver Swing is Mental
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Sluts in Flannel
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Girl Masturbating on a Ferris Wheel
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Blonde Aisha is a Cheesy Naked Slut
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Girl in High Heels Fails
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Unwanted Facials…
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Connie Carter Naked in the Grass
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Lesbians in a Field
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2016

05

Oct

Stella Maxwell’s Looking Hot for HappySocks of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits….she’s not even a lesbian looking hipster with uneven tiny tits….she’s a promo model…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…

She’s no longer a Miley Cyrus fucking social climber, and no longer sucking up to Barbara Palvin to get into Victoria’s Secret…because she’s fucking made it….and here’s a campaign she did for a company that was almost advertising on this site…I feel so connected to fame…and fortune…and style…and

They booked erotic fashion photographer Ellen von Unwerth for their campaign…she’s a big deal and that’s why these pictures are so fun…not that fun, but this is a socks company….

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

05

Oct

Gigi Hadid is Such Dog Shit for Reebok of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is such dog shit. She’s now been cast by Reebok for some fitness line because she’s starved herself for her fake model career, a model career that is built on bullshit instagram followers, a fake friendship with some Kardashian cunt, and the world being a bunch of fucking clowns who follow garbage trash because they don’t know who else to follow, leading to brands hiring garbage trash because they don’t know who else to hire…it’s just the way it goes…

Now this bitch, like call her rich arab brat with a trust fund, a deep voice, a celebrity boyfriend, and a lot of hype because all she wanted to for her 18th birthday was a modeling career, with some instagram fame…and like most rich arab brats, she got what she wanted….all while rocking a doughy face that looks like some kind of doll, and not in a good way, not the kind you’d want to really jerk off on…but the brands think you do…otherwise why would they use her in the campaign…a campaign you know she’s paid heavy money on…but more importantly, a campaign that won’t convert for them, because I talk to 18 year old girls all fucking day…and not one of them thinks this bitch has it going on, or that this bitch is anything more important that a rich kid brat with access, or that she’s got any substance beyond the garbage that she is….but the good news is that GIGI and her ego do…they think she’s so important…and that’s why she’s out there being shameless…and owning this model thing…even if it’s a joke…you can’t let people think you think it’s a joke…when we all know you know it’s a joke…because the brands will stop writing checks you don’t need…

I guess what I’m saying is take the model jobs from the 1% and start giving them to the unknowns who are actually hot…it’s important…

Garbage…but at least she’s looking skinny…