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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When I find out some of the “famous people” some of the nastiest girls I know have had sex with…I always feel surprised..it’s like why do I have higher standards than these celebrities rolling through town…but then I realize I don’t…because those nasty girls aren’t offering me sex and I’m not turning them down…

I am bush…

Girls Rooting for their Team…Sports Bitches Like Being Fucked
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Halle Berry Didn’t Fuck Ric Flair
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Andre the Giant in Movies is Amazings
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The Rock Does Commentary on his First Wrestling Match
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Frances Bean Cobain is Hoarder
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Survivor Kourtney Kardashian Spandex
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Eiza Gonzalez Covering Her Ass Getting into Car
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Big Stupid Tits
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Kristen Stewart in a Lesbian Jacket…
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The amount of women who blindly offer me sex over the internet is amazing. I am always confused, blown away and I almost believe them because kids these days are perverts and easy as fuck…so I always entertain the idea for a minute, even though I don’t trust them, and assume they are out for money, or they going to try to rape, rob, and or give me aids with their weird puppet masters….So I just try to squeeze as many vagina pics as I can out of them, before they send me their price lists, knowing that they are trying to be more clever then me, but he who gets the most pussy pics…holds the gold…I always give them my asshole neighbor’s address…so I can watch it all go down….good times…no one but I care about…

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Firm Buns – Wide Cleavage – What?
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Madison Beer – Youthful Bra Top Tits
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Brittney Palmer – Abs
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Arnie and Tabloid Son
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Ben Stiller Had Secret Prostate Cancer Surgery….Sneaky….But Now He’s Talking About It…
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Skydiver on the Ultimate Swing
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Kristen Stewart in a Lesbian Power Suit
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Mirande Kerr Big Fake Tits
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Farrah Abraham wants to be a Sex Educator
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My Girl Phoebe Price – See Through Shirt – Hot Granny TITS
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Ric Flair Had Sex with Halle Berry
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The Kardashian Heist is Probably an Inside Job…Obviously
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Mandy Moore Sold her 3 Million Dollar House – Jerk Off to Her Furniture she Probably Fucked On…
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Slippery When Wet
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Kristen Stewart Shows Off her Legs…
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Slutty Celebs Promoting Halloween
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Best Chocolate Edible I Ever Ate
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Stranger Things in 8 Bit
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Guy in Pink Tutu Joins National Guard
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Britney SPears oN TV
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Scarlett Johansson’s Headband is Silly..
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Idiots Didn’t Look in his Rear View Mirror
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Magazine….Cuz She’s a Rich Kid…
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Epic Hat Trick Shots
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Jennifer Lawrence Tit Tease / SPread Asshole
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Some Hot Bikinis Girls
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Taylor Hill Looking Hot in Lingerie Dress – All Titties Out and Shit
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Some Funny Fails…
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Thanks Daddy – Frances Cobain VS Johnny Depp – A Retrospective – But Not Really
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My Girl Shailene Woodely Big Tits
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Amber Rose – Still a Public Slut
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Amber Rose is Such a Slut
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Amy Adams Shitty Beach Photos
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Green Eyed Girls…
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Chicken Playing Piano
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Andre the Giant in Film…
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Lindsey Vonn – naked Skiing
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Sexy Filipino Slut Actress Busted in Selling Drugs – SO GOOD
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Demi Lovato VS Taylor Swift
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – By Me…
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Squirter of the Day
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Some Naked Chick in a Cheesy Photoshoot – tO Remind you of 90s porn
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Naked Cuban Model for GQ
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PUSSY RUB
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD – DISTURBING ART FILM
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Unwanted Facials
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CHEESY NUDE PHOTOSHOOT
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BIG Tits in Fitness Gear
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Oct

Allison Brie Crotch Shot of the Day

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Allison Brie is wearing some one piece thing – that I don’t give a fuck about – because who the fuck is Allison Brie..other than some overly famous, inflated ego, who probably doesn’t deserve the fame or attention she gets, but luckily for her people are lazy, bookers are lazy, casting people are lazy, fans are lazy, everyone is lazy…so when some eager little whore like this roles around…they cast her, because why not, she’s family, people seemingly like her, she was on a TV show…perfect..

I am only posting it because I downloaded the pics to see if I could zoom in to see her bush, or stubble, that’s a high rise bathing suit and as a bush man, I appreciate bush, thinking this Jewish girl would deliver, but she didn’t she didn’t deliver at all…I see nothing…

I guess I am also posting it because I am a masochist, and this one blocked me on Twitter, god knows when, I haven’t used twitter in a decade or more, but I guess I like being reminded when I annoy people enough to click the block button, it’s the closest thing to accomplished I feel…like a murderer keeping the bodies in the fridge as a reminder of the murder….only without the whole murdering or really anything of impact, because I am insignificant in her life and no family members are remembering her in some memorial, no fans are missing her, and I’m not in prison…instead here I am putting nonsense pics of her up, despite truly feeling at my core that she is insignificant in my life, but taking this time to do this would prove otherwise…it’s a weird prison I’ve built myself…a very weird prison…

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2016

Oct

Karlie Kloss Nipples of the Day

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I guess Taylor Swift gave her real life barbie doll permission to do some work, not that she needs to do work, because Taylor Swift finances her life, it’s all part of being owned by Taylor Swift, striking that deal with the devil…that I don’t really understand, maybe it’s for sex, maybe it’s for model training, maybe Taylor likes how it looks when she’s with models…it doesn’t matter, but what does matter is that she lets Karlie out of the cage that is dealing with Taylor Swift…to do fashion shows with her nipples out…so that she feels like she’s got some self worth, but also so that she maintains that high level of model celebrity to ensure SWIFT isn’t dealing with a has been…that’d be a bad barbie doll to own…

I don’t find her hot, but nipples…

She was also at other fashion events – because Taylor Swift left her out…so TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Oct

Morgan Saylor Sucking Fake Cock in White Girl of the Day

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Morgan Saylor is some 21 year old from Chicago, where her mom was a retail employee, while her dad did construction for Starbucks, before they sold her off to the fashion industry in 2006, when she was 11, to be in the Sopranos..something that I guess led to this…

White Girl: “Summer, New York City. A college girl falls hard for a guy she just met. After a night of partying goes wrong, she goes to wild extremes to get him back.”

A movie, that I guess is finally following what I’ve always said movies should follow, and that’s real fucking sex. If there was real sex in mainstream movies, not fake bullshit movie sex, the world would be a better place, and ghetto white trash porn wouldn’t be as big and powerful and evil as it is…it’s like these actors are all whores anyway, and they are getting paid hard for it…but instead of writing real sex in mainstream movies script, that requires work and effort, even though I know my script would be the best…I just waited for the world to get more voyeuristic, porn to get more mainstream, and filmmakers to get more real and raw to try to get eyeballs from instagram..

I doubt this is a real cock in Morgan Saylor’s mouth, but it wouldn’t matter if it actually was…becuase it should be…we want it to be…it better be…and give her an Oscar nomination to tell her it’s ok to do movies like thist…so the world and industry continues on this direction…seriously…it’s a good thing…

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2016

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Hot Cameltoe Video of the Day

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This is from Irina Shayk’s Instagram 6 days ago, but never too late to stare at Irina Shayk’s ass…and her KGB trained pussy tricks…is still one of the hottest models around as far as I’m concerned, but in my defense, I am into soulless Russian poor girls on a mission to take over the fucking world, or at least rich guys…to give themselves a good life filled with all the things they couldn’t get when they were Communist, I’m talking a vault in the basement filled with VHS tapes, Levis Jeans and Nikes….along with all kinds of cash she’s been paid by these so called lovers and boyfriends…on her quest to win at life…alll thanks to looking really fucking good….

This video may be for Vogue..but it’s more about her cameltoe and ass cheeks to me…it always is…from fashion scam ad for a designer to softcore pussy definition porn real fast….

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2016

Oct

Evan Rachel Wood Nude in Westworld of the Day

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At least one person on my FB feed mentioned Westworld the other day…so I googled it and it turns out it’s a Michael Crichton show put together by HBO with people like Evan Rachel Wood getting naked in it…

That’s about the extent of what I know about it, and HBO isn’t paying me the 10,000 dollars I deserve for this FREE PROMO…

But I do know Evan Rachel Wood or at least of Evan Rachel Wood and she was doing topless shoots, trying to channel being an artist or around artists because that’s what “Indy” actors in huge budget movies do when they are dating Marilyn Manson…before marrying some British dude and getting knocked up…making this Evan Rachel Wood nude scene very dull…I want mom pussy…LABIA FOR DAYS motherfucker, instead we got skinny 29 year old ass… fuck you Micheal Crichton…this is all your fault…and so was Jurassic Park Lost World….ER….CONGO…and all his other money making work

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2016

Oct

Ariel Winter Has a Big Box of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got a big box, but you’d probably already know that if you just looked at her troll body’s body fat percentage…all round, doughy and you know that that vagina is probably as meaty as her belly and ass, maybe meatier…unless she got some pussy LIPPOSUCTION when she was getting her tit fat sucked out, before getting her nipples shrunk down, and to get her overall tits lifted…to be less offensively sloppy, even though true big tit lovers love tits sloppy…and that’s not to say her big box isn’t tight, a lot of fat girls have tight yet big pussy, because all the fat presses down on their organs giving it more resistence…even when they’ve been fucked a lot to deal with the sadness of being exploited since being a child…by her own damn parents…

Yes, I know this big box, isn’t that big box, it may not even be a big box, she’s just mini, but seeing her carrying a big box that may be a normal sized box, but by scale to her looks big, like she’s her own little Mexican slave, is more interesting when doing fat girl pussy analysis…because everything is better with fat girl pussy analysis…

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2016

Oct

Haley Bennett for GQ of the Day

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Haley Bennett is some up and coming 28 year old actor I don’t think I’ve ever heard of, but I am too lazy to figure it out, not because she’s too old, even though she’s getting there, but because she’s got great tits and thanks to those great tits is about to have her breakout….

She’s in Magnificent Seven, that Girl on a Train shit, and other movies…like the industry has selected her up on some Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, other girls who have become superstars because of great agents and the scam that is Hollywood trying to keep budget high so everyone can get rich in the dumbest of way…playing make-belief…but maybe we’re the dumb ones who allow it…I blame being blinded by her tits as so does media…on her slow and steady attempt to become a household name…that I predict will happen….because of tits…

Here’s the BTS Video…of the TIts…

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2016

Oct

Nicola Peltz Young Billionaire in a See Through Outfit of the Day

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Nicola Peltz really struggles…not financially because her dad is a multi-billionaire, and she’s a spoiled little socialite, but she struggles because even after her dad bought her a role in his friend Michael Bay’s transformers, to out perform Megan Fox, because she’s a little babe…the world gave her a bit of attention, some press, but ultimately…she didn’t become Margot Robbie like she wanted…she was forgotten, not cared about, her career that she didn’t need to have besides for her ego…just never took off…

She’s dated Beiber, she’s posted slutty pics, she’s showing up to events in lingerie…and still nothing…

All while less hot girls like Gigi Hadid, also rich, but not nearly as rich as this one, are out there winning at life with the attention of everyone…I don’t get it…maybe it’s her silly lips…bad attitude…unwillingness to do a sex tape…but I would like to start a petition to give her more work…before she goes crazy and jacks up her face with fillers all tranny styles…rich kids…so silly..

A video posted by Nicola Peltz (@nicolaannepeltz) on Oct 2, 2016 at 8:31pm PDT

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