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2016

02

Aug

Holly Horne Naked of the Day

Holly Horne is a british “actress” at least that is what she wrote on her not so followed instagram – after much research – because I am an investigative journalist who digs to the bottom of the lies instagram fame whores trying to get famous tell – in their delusional low level – self starting – DIY whoring to get noticed do….well it turns out she’s got an IMDB and has been announced as the lead in the worst fucking movie ever…written by a make-up artist…on her first productions…hilarious…

But at least Holly Horne has figured out the best kind of PR hustle, get fucking naked, some pervert like JESUS will notice and post the pics, EVEN though they are awful and the filtering on it is fucking OFFENSIVE…it is on some DONALD TRUMP level of tones – but I guess anyone can take a pic these days and instagram photographer – like anyone can be a naked instagram model – and as long as girls like this think they need to get naked to get work – the public casting couch…instead of doing it behind closed doors with producers as they look out the window to the Hollywood sign…letting some of us regulars in on the slut…

Garbage..but she’s alright…if you can see past how lame this is…

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2016

02

Aug

Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Attention Seeking of the Day

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Selena Gomez is on tour, I’ve posted some of these pictures of her self promoting half naked in a bathing suit – but I don’t think I posted the ass shot and I’m too lazy to look at the shit I posted – I don’t need to be reminded of how repetitive I am about these whores – like Selena Gomez – who has decided to get some face fillers, some tits, maybe some LIPOSUCTION while pretending her hospital visits were for her LUPUS CHEMO treatments she milked, as any manipulative money making pop star who has no talent – but is well trained by Disney…and can pull off the bullshit…

She’s garbage, but rich and that alone makes me like her, it’s what makes most of the world like her, but it makes me really like her because of the K-Fed fantasy of tricking one of these broken retards into funding the rest of my life – you know to get me to stop blogging – and making the world a better place…

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2016

02

Aug

Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

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I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy…

Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters…

She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is….

Nice ass for an old lady though…

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2016

02

Aug

Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

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Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts…

That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH…

I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end…

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2016

02

Aug

Topless Woman Protesting White Lives Mattering and Other Videos of the DAy

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LOOK MA – NO HANDS – at 170 KM/ Hour (dude died)

Cops Handing Out Ice Cream to Black People

Truck VS Bikers

Bar Fight in Texas

Golf Fight

Tornado Rips Through Vietnam

Tiger VS Car Bumper

Craziest Spinning Car

Dude Gets Run Over by a Car

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2016

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was on a walk last night, not to get healthy, but to get some cocaine from a friend….and I saw this really hot girl walk into a house…on my walk back I looked at the house she walked into and saw that the window on the ground floor was open…and I thought…”she’s lucky I’m not a rapist, because a rapist would take that as an invitation and they’d go home thinking about it until giving into their urges, while I’ll just jerk off to her, because coke makes me horny and I’m not a rapist, I’m actually too lazy to fuck those willing to fuck me”….kind of thing…

I am just a romantic…

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Girls with Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Phoebe Price – Fame Whore Wars
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Bill Burr’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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Scotta Baio VS Rose McGowan Twitter War
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Cara Delevinge’s Nipple Detector
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Paris Hilton – Black Bathing SUit
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After All that Noise – KESHA walked awar from her lawsuit
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Miley and her Boyfriend Singing Bieber
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Suicide Squad Had Its Premiere – Here are the sluts…
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All the Inappropriate Moments in James Bond
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2016

01

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s one of those I went to the park to check out young hot girls tanning in bikinis, it’s summer and we don’t have beaches here, it’s Canada, we only have snow….and when I got to the park there was only one girl in a bikini…she was in her 50s and looked pregnant even though those years are behind her….and she was in the skimpiest three sizes too small bathing suit…that she spent at least 4 very long minutes shoving her hand into her bottoms scratching her assholes…was it Hemorrhoids, a rash…maybe HPV….or a bad wipe due to her size….but whatever it was…it was the fucking worst…

Here are some stepLINKS…

THIGH GAPS!
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Britney Spears in Workout Shorts
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Shannon Doherty’s Cancer has Spread…
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Miss Teen USA – Caucasian – Use the “N” (igger) word
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The Dude Who SKy Dives No Parachute
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Margot Robbie’s Fat Ass in Tihgt Red Pants
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Some Random Whore’s Hot ass
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All the Inappropriate Moments in James Bond
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Kat Dennings – Big Tits are Single
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Kelly Rohrbach – Mooning the Valet
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Kia Driver – Annoying as Fuck
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MTV Launches a New Horrible Channel
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Huge Tits on a Monday
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The face of the Dude Who Destroys Taylor Swift’s Destroyed Pussy
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Weirdest T-Shirt Company Ever – Making Manhole Cover Shirts
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Awkward Nightclub Photos
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Gigi Hadid in a Bathing Suit on Set
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Insurance Scamming Woman
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High Couple Crash their Car
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Maxim 100 Red Carpet
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Girls Fishing!
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First Record Played in Space
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Cara Delevinge Uses Nipple Detecting Skills
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Some Chick Named Louisa Warwick in a Bikini
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John Stewart Getting an Animated Show
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Fisherman Spot ALIEN
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Beyonce is a Hacker
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Kim Kardashian in Lingerie in Public
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“10 Cleavages That Will Make You Appreciate Turtlenecks Again”…What the fuck
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Ariel Winter Big Nipples
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Big Booty in Public Prank
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Channing Tatum – To Play the Mermaid in Splash – Hollywood is Out of Ideas…
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Huge Tits on a Monday
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Joey Fisher – Crazy Tits
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Fuckers in the Park Don’t Give a Fuck…
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Girl Records Her Roomate in the Shower
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Worst Boob Job in Porn History
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Hot Girl on a Skype Show
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Hot Greek Ass
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Drunk Uber Passenger
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

01

Aug

Irina Shayk’s Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk the hottest communist hooker that pretends to be a model and who has had commercial success as a model – all because she fucked or pretended to fuck a homosexual soccer player who needed a beard because Catholic Real Madrid hate faggots….so get the hottest girl you can like you’re Leo – to trick the world into thinking “there is no way he takes dick”…true story…

She was the KGB at the DNC….with her famous womanizer who’s balls she’s managed to remove as these Russian women seem to do – it’s a level of intensity, no soul or scruples, an out for themselves attitude and a wanting all the materialistic shit they can get….because they look like this…and really if I was rich and famous, I’d buy my own version of this…since I am not rich and famous, I can only afford to make Russian whors pee on webcam for 20 US Dollars…which is like 40,000 Canadian….different level of whore, but essentially the same moral and value code….it’s a cultural thing…

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2016

01

Aug

Paris Hilton Snapchat Photoshoot of the day

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Paris Hilton is the fucking worst and I am only saying that because she blocks me off her shit without me even interacting with her shot – and not her actual shit – her social media that I assume is shit – but I can’t watch it because she wants to oust me, alienate me, single me out and exile me to a world without Paris Hilton….

The reality is she’s not even the worst, she makes a ton of money in the international market doing bullshit, she’s not nearly as annoying as the monster Kardashian she’s created, she’s barely even visible…

She’s more the “hilton” name in countries where they have hiltons and see her as a symbol of the American dream…

What you should like about shameless Hilton is that she’s still shameless, just in a quieter way, as she sucks the YACHT shower head like it was the dick that made her famous when she was 20….because you can’t teach a old dog new tricks…or is it you can’t teach and Old Trick anything – bitch is a Trick…but at least she’s not fat because she’s looking hot, even though she’s old…I guess it’s from never working a day in her life…no seriously you’d think her ass would be more mangled after years of drugs and whoring…

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2016

01

Aug

Hilary Duff in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a snap of her in a bikini – where she’s strategically using her arm to push out them tits together so that her cleavage looks substantial for her fans to jerk off to…but I have a feeling her fans are too weird to even jerk off to her…they probably jerk off to weird throat fucking porn – while Hilary Duff is their princess, their queen, their soul, their life, their everything – that pure and innocent beacon of hope….that they’d never jerk off to – because they hate their moms who are overbearing, and they hate women for ignoring them and not fucking them…but Hilary Duff…that bitch is their queen..

And here’s her ass in leggings….so round and juicy and thick….

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