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Emily Ratajkowski For Victoria Secret of the Day

Emrata’s Spooky Topless Photoshoot of the Day

Katy Perry Does Coachella Dirty of the Day

Salma Hayek is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Madisyn Shipman’s Self Produced Erotica of the Day

2016

Aug

Em Rat Cow – Still Busty of the Day

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Em Rat Cow’s still got tits, they are actually running the fucking show, they are the ones in charge, they are the boss, you can tell by how she dresses and how they make an appearance in 99 percent of the things she does…the rest of her is just an average at best, but at least it’s not fat, host body for those tits…

I am a firm believer that Em Rat Cow is done, I know she’s got some new movies in the works on IMDB, and I know she’s got that massive social media following and will always be able to monetize that, because people don’t just mass unfollow people, proven by the Kadashians everyone fucking hates…

So Em Rat Cow will be around for the rest of her life, but I just don’t think she’ll ever matter much more than the tits…the glorious tits…they are great tits…and you can hate on her, laugh at her, realize she’s an insecure loser who needs to feel validated…but you can’t deny the tits.

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2016

Aug

Ebonee Davis and Her Big Black Tits of the Day

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Ebonee Davis has great fucking tits. She’s really fucking hot. I am a fan and yes, I am a black lives matter activist- especially when they look like this…

I have always had jungle fever – are you allowed to say jungle fever in this era of non-racism – where our words are being so controlled and analyzed it becomes racist in and of itself…and takes away from the American Experience….

Instead of letting us all be free to call wanting to fuck hot black chicks whatever the fuck we want….especially when the fantasy is consenual sex and not plantation owner rape….and I know Ebonee Davis isn’t actually from the jungle, she’s probably more likely from the dessert, or from the beach in the islands thanks to her ancestors that were brought there for sugar…it’s just a fucking expression…all you fucks with your oppressive anti-generalizing – who don’t realize that equal rights doesn’t mean I can’t call someone black…or tits…or whatever the fuck you want to call a girl with great tits

If you want to see her topless from 2013…. CLICK HERE

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2016

Aug

Kate Bosworth Nipples of the DAy

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I just saw that Kate Bosworth was in Montreal the other day – and I stupidly didn’t know this before she was here – and I didn’t go profess my love for her by throwing my semen at her – before getting arrested because semen is a controlled substance that you’re not legally allowed to throw at people – even if you’ve been saving it up in a jar next to your bed since you first saw Kate Bosworth in whatever it is she was first in….only to have her drop charges after tasting it and realizing it’s sugary goodness…making her addicted to my sperm and hiring me as her sperm factory she locks in her pool house making her a shot a day….because that’s the kind of fantasy I have…

I like that she’s skinny, I like her legs, her face, she is what all girls should look like, so if I ever made billions and could build a woman producing lab in my basement…we’d factor in a little bit of this in the design…

She’s old and still looks like this…

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2016

Aug

Kendall Jenner’s Garbage Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is garbage, like her dad’s dick that he’s announced he is chopping off for his gender reassignment surgery – he’s committed to getting done in September – because he’s tired of being called a fair weather tranny, or a cross dresser and wants the real female experience, where his dick is slit into some kind of orifice, where his dick head is made into a clit that still shoots loads since they don’t remove the prostate – making his woman experience very different than any female I’ve experienced, but close enough, a parody of a woman maybe…but let him play make-belief while everyone buys into his nonsense, gives him support, because that’s politically correct to not mock trannies – even when they are cut from a terrible, the worst, family cloth…..but making fun of their vapid, barely hot – but skinny “model” daughter who can push product….is ok….

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2016

Aug

Chanel Iman Gets Down for Cropover Barbados of the Day

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I guess Rihanna was out in Canada for Drake’s music festival, so she had to get a stand in to be her during Bajan Caribanna – that they call CROPOVER and hot girls get dressed half naked and dance around like vegas show girls – a reminder that not all cultural experiences are things you can’t jerk off to….but as someone who has been to Barbados knows – none of the local hookers look anything like this – they aren’t Victoria’s Secret models, but rather obese…unless you get them like Rihanna’s owner who recruiter her off the island at 14….before they make 10 babies by 18 and fall apart…

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2016

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Showering of the Day

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es I prefer…

Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely…

Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is….

And now…she gets to post bikini pics, proving she showers, that once cured of addiction, showers happen, but more importantly proving she’s not fat and sloppy, and proving tI was right all along in thinking I want to tongue her ass…because I want to tongue her ass…even if it tastes more like soap…that rotting flesh and fec

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2016

Aug

Rachel Yampolsky Nude for Lions Magazine of the Day

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I am guessing that Model Rachel Yampolsky is barely a model, but rather an instagram model, who happens to have agencies represent her, because she’s hot, and why not sign her, it’s not like it costs money to do, if anything they charge her for portfolio pics and her leads not that she cares because it gives these girls credibility..

Well, it turns out that she’s taken the route of all instagram models who matter, and got herself naked for Photographer and magazine no one cares about…there are just too many of these magazines and fake magazine accounts to keep track of…and the same goes for the models…

But whether she’s relevant or not, making money or not, the next big thing or not…she’s naked…and that is always something I encourage and would like to participate in…with my mouth, fingers, and even my micro clit sized penis…if I can make it work…I can never make it work..

All these garbage caliber people, scared to get real jobs, so they moonlight doing this, living that dream…

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2016

Aug

Girl Refused Bathroom – Pisses on Counter and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Guy on the Plane

TOpless WOman Beaten in Public

Swimming in Phoenix

Refugee Brawl

Birds Catch Fish Mid Air because they are Birds

Soccer Ball Ninja Girl – Looks Fake

Cop in Taiwan Gets Chopped for Giving Out Ticket

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Aug

The Girl Who Falls on her Face to Become an Instagram Model of the Day

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I find this Paige chick interesting for two reasons – besides half her pics being her in her bikini showing off her ass like an average at best Instagram whore who wants to be an Instagram whore and who found an angle to be an Instagram whore and that angle is to mock being an Instagram whore whole being an Instagram whore. It’s some inception shit….but I like that she displays how basic a concept you need to get seen – falling all over the place aggressively so it counts – and I like that she’s not taking herself too seriously, even though we know putting this together was serious and she works it serious in a calculated way and I like that she’ll probably end up in movies all because of this stupid elementary school prank. It worked for Jimmy Fallon – his existence is elementary school bullshit because ultimately people are fucking retards… On both ends of the spectrum…the shitty content producers – the others…following and believing this shit…

Some Other Fall..

In and Out…

Yoga in Public

Some other Video…

That’s enough of that…

Posted in:Paige Ginn|SFW|Videos

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The power is out here, so I went back to sleep, why bother over exerting myself, it’s not like these idiots I write about are going anywhere – right?….

I hate when people talk about my dreams. It’s one of those things that makes me want to choke out my fat wife who is always dreaming about catching the Hamburglar or some shit….but last night I had a dream that I was swimming and my already tiny clit dick, which is like a dick clit but the man version – fell off and I had to dive down looking for it – until I died…probably because it’s already dead..

What does it all mean….dream experts…tell me about my dick dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…..

Dimples – a Target for your Cum
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Crazy Whale Right Up on a Boat
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Leo is a Joker as he Dances with Nina Agdal
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Pablo Escobar’s Wealth Visualized
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Jared Leto’s Joker is Getting Bad Reviews…
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Fat Chick Modeling of the Day
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Ikea Says No to Kanye
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Some Slut in Skimpy Bikinis
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still Whoring
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Patton Oswalt on His Wife’s Deaths
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A Girl and All her Bikinis
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Street Performer Covers Matisyahu Song
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