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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Oct

Rebecca Black’s Bra Because It is Friday of the Day

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If you like weird, awkward Jewish girls that remind you of every stereotypical Jewish Summer camp you may have heard of from your Jewish friends who got their first blowjob, because apparently along with being busty, Jewish girls love giving blowjobs, just not after you marry them….

You may like Rebecca Black…the girl from the hit YOUTUBE video of 4 years ago called FRIDAY…where she sang with such depth, raw talent that some would call talentless, but that’s what made it work so well, and she or her handlers new it…

You may like the Friday song from 4 years ago, because people did have to watch it over and over again to garner the views she got on it…

But none of that matters because you are my people…and in being my people…I know the one thing you do like about Rebecca Black…that you didn’t even know you liked about Rebecca Black…because you have no fucking ideal who Rebecca Black is…is the tits in a bra…because they can be ANY tits in a bra…that’s how diverse we are as a people…

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2016

Oct

Donald Trump Roasts Hillary Clinton at Some Al Smith Event of the Day

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I don’t follow American Politics, but I have watched the debates, and I’ve seen all the annoying statuses on social media for a long time…because people are so appalled by the things Donald Trump says as a loud mouth real estate monster rich guy turned politician…others are appalled by Hillary Clinton being a evil corrupt paid off puppet…because how can a public servant be so rich…30 years of public service…and she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars….and it is safe to assume they are just in this together…

But the whole thing is pretty comedic…especially Hillary’s facial expression when he calls her out for laughing awkwardly…and so is this roast from yesterday is better than he has at any of his political events…wait for the “pardon me”….

I just listened to the whole thing…it’s ruthless…people booing him…ruthless…so hated…so controversial…what a guy…

Here is the less exciting Hillary Roasting Trump…

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2016

Oct

Classy in Sacramento and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Jerks Dude Off in a Busy Taco Restaurant

Pedestrian Almost Gets Taken Out

Bull Stomping of the Day

Trump is a Joker…

NBA Video Bomb

70 Year Old Shot Dead During a Car Jacking..What the Fuck

Lifting Gate VS Drunk Guy

Woman Trips and Falls into Kiddie Pool….what

The Great White Shark That Broke Through the Cage

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2016

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw a group of girls doing selfies, fully engaged an enthralled in themselves, fully entertained looking at themselves, like primates at the zoo, but not adult primates the baby kind just discovering themselves when the creepy pervert zoo keeper holds a mirror in front of their primate faces…eventually getting over looking at themselves to go back to throwing shit at each other…only the human version…and you see it everywhere…the selfie, the validation they were there, the looking at themselves….and I think the people at Facebook and the government know this…and are encouraging the de-evolution….so that they can put some evil post apocalyptic monopoly in place….because the future human is the dumb, lazy, self involved consumer human…allowing the progressive thinking human…to rape and pillage the world on a global level…

I’d say it’d be interesting to see how it pans out, but humans are pretty fucking boring, I just like looking at their tits.

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Krotchy is Killing It
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Devil Woman Hillary Clinton Released Secrets in the Debate….
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Drunk Driver Pisses in the Middle of Street
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Anne Hathaway Sucks an Oscar When She’s Sad….
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Singing Dude Crashes Car
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Rosie Huntington in Lingerie
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Jim Carrey’s Dead Girlfriend’s Family Says – Jim Carry Has STDS
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Awkward Nightclub Photos
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Into the Inferno – Looks Intense
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Hot Goofy Girls…
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Rza in Statement on Russell Crowe….
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Hot Video of a Police Van Running Over Protestors…
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The Bill Murray Golf Collection
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2016

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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When listening to a girl telling her friend about a date that she went on – in the mall food court where I was sitting…because malls are a great place to watch girls shopping for clothes that are too tight and underwear…something I like doing…her friend was drilling her…with “did you suck his dick”…to which she said no…”did you fuck him”….to which she said no…and that she didn’t even kiss him….to which I said “you don’t need to kiss to get fucked up the ass”…something I guess they felt was inappropriate…because they called me something like a pervert or a creep…and got up and left…it’s not like I was there stroking my dick…college girls these days have no concept on what a creep really is…this generation is soft…real soft…

Unfortunately…that and fighting with a woman over a mailbox is all I have going for me…

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Braless and Wonderful
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Turkey’s Official Mother Muslim Teresa…
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This Jump into the Harbor is Fucking Crazy
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Kirsten Dunst Holding Fast FOod to Feed Them Tits
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Victoria Justice Tits in a Bra
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Ivanka Trump in a Red Dress Looking Big Titty
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Kelly Bensimon Jog
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The Bill Murray Golf Collection
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Sharks VS Cage Divers
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Sara Jean Underwood Hard Nipple
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Lizzie Cundy has Huge Disgusting Tits…
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BOOBS vs BUNS
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Carrie Underwood Holding a Mic like a Cock
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Khloe Kardashian’s See Through
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Police Car Drives Into Protestors
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Do Not Scream at Justin Bieber in Concert….
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Rachel McAdams…and a Topless Dude
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Hilary Duff – Tight Jeans
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The Three Winners at The Price is Right
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Dresses Tighter than a a White Chicks Asshole Walking Down a Black Ghetto…CLENCHED
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Victoria Justice Legs Don’t Matter but Still Look Good of the Day
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John Oliver Takes a Look at the Third Parties..
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The Victoria’s Secret Girls In a Horrible Paparazzi Pics….
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Scarjo Launches Popcorn in Paris….
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Emma Stone Ass…Screenshots
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Goofy Girls to Fuck
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Daisy Lowe – Hot Dog Walker
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Solar Roadways Fail…
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Nasty Woman – Melania Trump
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Brad Pitt Reunited with his Kid
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Colbert and Obama is Some Dumb Shit
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Elsa Hosk – Stretching
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Nude Photographer of the Day
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Huge Tits in Lingerie
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Hot Fucking Teacher
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Some Tits at the Pool
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Some Naked Hot Chick
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THE MOST TALENTED VAGINA IN KOREA
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GIRLS WEIRD PORT WINE STAIN
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Big Tits Struggling to Stay Contained
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2016

Oct

Milla Jovovich Tits for POP Magazine of the Day

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Milla Jovovich lives. The other day I posted some pics of her in VOUGE, while saying something along the lines of that I stopped paying attention to her 15 years ago when I found out she was actually raised in America and I felt lied to….that was only partially true, I mean her fame fizzled out, but she was doing movies, appearances, photoshoots, much more recently than 15 years ago..I hadn’t posted on her since 2012-2013…and I post everything….

People are die hard fans of hers…they fucking love her…so in a way….she will never die…and not just because people still dress like her for Halloween…but because people are weird and get obsessed with specific people…and Milla Jovovich happens to be one of them…I don’t know why…

But I do know that she must be in a new movie, making a comeback, on her quest for Oscar…because she’s not just in VOGUE…a post I won’t bother linking….because it was a day or two ago and you should be ontop of everything I write…every last work hanging off your memory…and now she’s in Pop where she’s poppin out them 41 year old mom tits…and it’s not as bad as it could be…I mean it’s not great….but it’s not as bad as it could be…

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2016

Oct

Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day

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A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:49pm PDT

There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica….

BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far…

I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great.

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2016

Oct

Dakota Fanning Upper Thigh – Titty Grab Erotica of the Day

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Creepy Dakota Fanning is getting frisky in public…I guess that’s what happens when your parents sell you out at the age of 5…you kind of lose sight of what it means to have any privacy….personal life…childhood…you’re just turned into a commodity…like oil in the middle east…or CORN…yes…CORN…the CORN raised by her family…and cut from the husk to feed millions of fat people in a their shitty white trash low level homes…to make her and her family rich…and to make them fat on no substance filler that is her career in acting…not art, not interesting, not moving the minds of the people forward…just fodder to fucking pour butter on and digest…

Well, she’s showing upper thigh, grabbing at her tits, and out of context…I like it…

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2016

Oct

Jean Campbell in the Shower of the Day

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Jean Campbell is a model I’ve never heard of…but she looks so innocent and pure, despite having been a model for a while, that I actually appreciate these pics of her….

I know the truth…and that is that no model is innocent or pure, it’s a disgusting world that they live in, as they have to navigate some real creeps to make it…and it involves a lot of partying, sleaze, drugs, and sucking cock to make the world of modeling working out for them…

But in the right lighting, with the right make-up, this girl you know is up on that hipster model fashion party scene…is lovely…

Jean Campbell for president of my jerking off to clothed models election of the day…whatever that means…she’s a nasty girl…

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2016

Oct

Nicola Peltz is a Racy Billionaire of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is so racy…wearing her bra and some scandalous shirt…that says strict…on some dominatrix kick…or maybe it’s reference to her dad…who manages her trust fund and doesn’t want her to become the billionaire brat she’s very capable of becoming….because it’s hard to be down to earth as a billionaire’s daughter…you’re just thrown into this world of being a brat, with a shitty attitude, entitled and garbage…

But then again her dad did end up buying her career, which is hardly a career, but she was in transformers replacing megan fox, and that’s something….not much…but something that money can buy…

Most importantly…she’s hot..and as a hot girl trying to navigate the world of fame…I’ll take nasty little billionaire…like Hillary Clinton, only in a much better….because she’s not a Space ALien from the future coming to blow up the world…but because she’s got a billionaire dad, so unlike all these other whores, she doesn’t need to be an actual whore…and does it at her own will and discretion…amazing…

Turns out – I like billionaire women…

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