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2016

26

Sep

Hailey Baldwin is So Street in NYC of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is so edgy…so urban…it’s like all I see is some street kid living in the projects selling crack to buy music equipment for her Hip Hop career…or prostitute career…like I’m watching a modern take on KIDS…wearing her Biker Gang hat, and posing on cars she doesn’t own….which makes her a better actor than her dad…it doesn’t mask the fast that she’s some entitled Hollywood rich kid brat who hangs out with the Kardashian / Jenners to leverage her own personal brand – to give her some sort of way to live her own life outside of being a Baldwin, while using her Baldwin money, connections and name to open as many doors as possible…..

She’s not that hot, she’s definitely not doing anything interesting beyond the vapid instagram bullshit of being in exclusive places with exclusive people…and I just see a waste of opportunity, who chose to be an instagram whore rather than doing good with her life…but she’s still young, lots more disappointment left in her…as she books actual jobs and sees relevant to a world of retards who think she’s relevant…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

26

Sep

Old Couple Fucks in the Park and Other Videos of the DAy

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Woman Avoids Suicide Jumper…

Woman Arrested Twice in One Day for a Dui

Selfie with a Snake – Fail

Trashy Woman Causing a Scene…

Killer Amusement Park Ride

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2016

26

Sep

Adriana Lima Nude Selfie of the Day

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Adriana Lima was one of the most iconic models for Victoria’s Secret, one they likely pulled out of some weird tribal Catholic town in Brazil, that they probably bought for a couple of Goats, who they cultivated and created into a celebrated star…rather than the mall brand promo model she was…

She was half naked, busty and hot, but as time went out she started pumping out kids and has aged terribly, because that’s what happens to hot women…they fall the fuck apart…but…I guess her contract is up and it’s all she knows…so she’s figured it’s time to try to get fit for another 2 years of millions of dollars in earnings…so she’s been doing fitness…and now she’s cocky enough to pose in a mirror selfie with a towel like every girl on tinder, the internet, instagram, since you’re all a bunch of exhibitionist whores..and that’s why I love each and everyone of you…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

26

Sep

Bella Hadid Spread Legs for Vogue Japan of the DAy

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Bella Hadid uncrossed her legs for some fashion photoshoot for Vogue Japan like it was The Weeknd, while he was banging other girls, or any dude along the way who was there to help her and fill the sadness left in her heart thanks to being raised by some rich arab dad and some model stage mom…the figurative hole by filling her sex hole…

She’s all the rage in Fashion because she’s familiar, she’s just a different version of her sister, someone people know and are comfortable with, because people like to follow trends, not create trends, and instead of trying new things, they’ll go for the mall brand garbage they are used to, even if they launch a new concept store…they know it’s the same….even if it looks different and that’s a sad thing about humanity…you fucking drones…but spread legs are fun in fashion shoot…so racy..

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

26

Sep

Genevieve Morton for the Lingerie of the Day

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This may be a pretty shitty campaign for what I assume is a pretty shitty underwear company featuring Genevieve Morton….

I don’t know how recent this is, but I do keep track of Genevieve Morton, or at least her body fat composition, as I do with most busty Sports Illustrated models going into their 30s…I like to see how they either fall apart, or step it the fuck up and start working out so that they have a few more years in them before ultimately doing what all models with big tits do…and end up getting knocked up by a rich guy…

Now I can’t make a statement on all the various rich guys she’s already had in her vagina in her career as a Sports Illustrated model, which is a career that involves working 10-15 days a year…giving her a lot of time to spend looking at her vagina and figuring out what random things to put in her vagina…I mean…we’ve all been unemployed losers…most of us still are…and all we could do that was free was jerk off all day…

Well, I guess there comes a time in every chronic masturbating person’s life where they figure “it’s now or never, I better cash the fuck in when I can”….so she got fit, something she needed to do because she was getting so fat, she was almost too far gone….and I encourage all fat girls who are on the verge of irrelevance to follow Genevieve Morton’s lead…because being superficial enough to get fit because your life and future depends on it is the only choice..

In other news, it looks like she’s got diarrhea

A photo posted by Genevieve Morton (@genevievemorton) on Sep 24, 2016 at 5:26pm PDT

Posted in:Genevieve Morton|SFW

2016

26

Sep

Stephanie Seymour for ELLE SPAIN of the Day

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Stephanie Seymour is a mom who infamously gave her son boners in vacation videos a few years ago…where their relationship was real fucking weird…and documented every Christmas while in bikini in St Barts, because she’s fancy…and has big tits..

I guess she was also infamously known for early 90s model groupie of a rock band she is rumored to have broken up called Guns and Roses…

But she’s modeling in Elle Spain, looking far less bloated than Axl Rose, because she’s a model and it is her duty to jack up her face and body with any and all procedures to assure she’ll age as gracefully as possible…so that people still care and feature her in magazines…and the paparazzi still look when she walks by them on the beach…and when those pictures are released people praise her and don’t throw up to her…when you’ve been retired 25 years, it’s pretty easy to put work into this..so that even though it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still pretend it is…

I wonder how many hours of photo editing went into this magic…

Posted in:SFW|Stephanie Seymour

2016

26

Sep

Taylor Swift at a Birthday Photobooth of the Day

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So some model named Liberty Ross had her 38th Birthday in Friday and Taylor Swift was there…where she tapped into her media training and her being Taylor Swift…the aspiring model because when you’re sitting on a 200 million dollar a year business, and you have been for a long time, you start to crave things beyond commercial success like being seen as a sexy bitch like all her model friends…who she shadows and tries to emulate because she’s tall, she’s thin, she’s got long legs, they aren’t hotter than her, she’s got breast implants and most importantly…she’s publicly had sex, not the public sex we’d like, but in the media she’s been linked to so much cock that has slid in and out of her on the regular…that she polarizes with songs of heartbreak rather than embracing her inner slut…even in an era of no slut shaming allowed…

Well…this video…is from the birthday photoshoot with an irish hair stylist…and the blowjob face pose is my favorite because we know girl knows all about that..

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

26

Sep

IMPORTANT YOUNG STARLETS at the Teen Vogue Hollywood Party of the Day

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Teen Vogue had a very important party…because they are a very important publication that shapes the teens of today…to make vapid social media hookers and sugar babies who want to afford all the nice things in Teen Vogue of tomorrow…very important…

I went to their site to see what inspirational articles they are writing…things like “Harry Styles Just Debuted Three Hairstyles at Once”….”Why Virgos Resonate So Much With Beyoncé” and “Taylor Swift Has BANGS Again”….

Fascinating, inspiring stuff, but far more lucrative than some pervert posting pics of the slutty girls in attendance…on the red carpet of the event…because they were paid to showed up…

Ariel Winter Big Fat Girl tits…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Face Tits…

Greer Grammar in Shorts

Rebecca Black…Friday Singer and her Very Important Tits…

Barbara Palvin…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Greer Grammer|SFW

2016

26

Sep

Naked Women Posing and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Who Can’t Get her Newports

Girl VS Football to Face

Woman VS Mall Vendor She Robbed

Performer Checks Dude Penis Size

Fat Man VS Wedding Car

French Teacher and her Big Tits of the Day

Taxi VS Dude at Airport

Watermelon Carving in China

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

26

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am hero….this was the weekend of saving…

On the way to the bar I saw some older black person pushing his bike, probably fucked up on drugs, because he toppled over and landed on his head, cracking the motherfucker, but because I know that black lives matter, I called 911 and told them motherfucker was out cold and bleeding…911 they were trying to get me to talk to him and find out his name…and I was like “let’s call him motherfucker on the sidewalk with the cracked skull”…either way…the ambulance came, I didn’t get his aids or need to talk to him…but I was the hero…

Here are some morning links…

Bitches Beer and Burgers…
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Making of the Murderer Steve Avary in Engaged..
CLICK HERE

SUV Towing Two Cars
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Interracial Fight in Baltimore
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Hailee Steinfeld Midriff…
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Angelina Jolie Leaked a Video of
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A Bunch of Hot Huge Tits…
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Ellie Goulding Thick Leg
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Lady Gaga Nipples Confirm
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Lady Gaga’s New House…that Frank Zappa lived in..
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