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2016

29

Sep

Kate Moss for Dazed Magazine of the DAy

Kate Moss is still getting work – because she’s iconic…and legendary…now that 90s and hipster is the thing…

Kate Moss is my favorite…because she’s such a dirty little pig…who cleans up niche..and I think I love her and have for a long time and I always will…she was the original heroin chic, criticized for being too skinny – which in and of itself is so fucking hot..

Her not giving fuck about showing her little modle of her tits to get rich and famous and live a life of luxury filled with random dirty sperm and broken dreams…all from drug addict rockstars who fuck groupies…when they aren’t fucking her…

Even in her 40s, I’m buying her bullshit, but that’s just because I want to smell that old, menopausal, vile vagina…..

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2016

29

Sep

Anja Rubik Tits at a Fashion Show of the Day

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It’s fashion week somewhere, and something I learned a long time ago was that there are nipples in fashion, they go hand in hand….

From the fashion magazines I used to jerk off to – because models are hot and buying fashion magazines wasn’t as obvious as buying porn magazines in an era of magazines…you could always just pretend you were gay and into design..but then again gay and into design in the late 80s usually got you beat up and left in a ditch…especially when you’re actually only reading the magazine for the nipples….

To fashion TV, which was a thing in Canada before the cable channels happened, every weekend there was an hour of fashion shows on the local channel and I’d obviously jerk off to it..

So I have a long legacy of cumming to fashion, which is why I always post fashion tits here, as porn, because I am seen as a porn site not a fashion site, and I’ve been posting this content as porn for a lot longer than most because I have a knowledge of the fashion world thanks to all those years of jerking off to it…making me a fashion blogger…without all the perks like making money…

So this model is Anja Rubik…she’s got tits and she’s showing them like a stripper but more expensive than a stripper because all girls on stage always resort to showing tit…it’s what they do.

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2016

29

Sep

Skinny Model Megan Williams for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Megan Williams is a 22 year old model from the UK…who is also the face of Guess?, which means she can either go onto be the next Gigi Hadid..or maybe, if we are lucky, she’ll become the iconic Anna Nicole Smith, one of the first models to marry a billionaire…now all models want billionaires..because it was the right thing to do – before gaining 1000 pounds like she was a Trump Pageant girl – before being called way worse things than Miss Piggy by more than just badly spray tanned men in Politics…but also by women…because women like to forget that they are catty bitches who call other bitches fat…all the fucking time…and do more damage for the women species than men do – since men just want to fuck……but that doesn’t matter…what matters is that she did a lingerie fashion show because she’s hot and looks hot because she is hot…in a world of fat, it’s nice to see not fat..

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Sofia Resing was also there…

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2016

29

Sep

Ariel Winter’s in Rogue Magazine of the Day

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Ariel Winter is in some lingerie in some pretentious fashion bullshit that targets teen girls…I think Rogue is actually a feminist site run by some young feminist who was once a 10 year old fashion blogger that did Oprah…who has a lot of feminist friends and content creators that are all hypocrites to the Women’s Studies 101 rhetoric they spew…you know with pictures like this, of a fat chick in lingerie, that I assume is some sort of body positive campaign that tells the kids it is ok for fat girls to wear lingerie – even though lingerie in and of itself is sexual and is sexualizing them…especially when they are 18 and from a TV show perverts jerked off to because of the monster tits…

The whole world is fucking backwards…

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2016

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Promoting her Underboob Because she’s a Whore of the DAy

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These people are such trash….so fucking average yet marketed hard enough to trick all the idiots youth to think she’s iconic…because they are too busy taking selfies to really get invested in or care…it’s more of a double tap on a picture and brands love it…because brands are run by 22 year old marketing chicks who are just as stupid as Kendall Jenner and her fans..making this cyclone of garbage….that should be incinerated but for some reason…never is…..

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2016

29

Sep

I Like Francesca Eastwood of the Day

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Francesca Eastwood is hot and she’s on the rise. I wonder how she got into the whole acting thing…I guess it doesn’t matter…she’s on the rise and by rise I mean she told her dad to call some friends and make her as famous as he can before he dies because he’s 150 year old….it’s the least he can do for cheating on her family and cheating on her family…neglecting her because he’s Clint Eastwood…a busy man….a busy man with all the fucking connections from 80 years in Hollywood…

Not that I care who she is, the fact that she’s an Eastwood is actually probably a bad thing because it means she’ll always have a trust fund and she’s already over the whole rebellious teenager thing and won’t release sex tapes…but the good news is that she’s trying to be a legit actor, she’s in Twin Peaks, and she’ll probably get naked for her roles..and that’ll be all you get out of her because she’s a Eastwood and doesn’t congregate with your kind….but you can always stare and jerk off to her tits thanks to this outfit…

She’s so dark and gothic…I am in love.

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2016

29

Sep

Sara Jean Underwood is a Shameless Hiker of the Day

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At least she knows her worth….she knows what she’s good at and what her fan base is into. She also knows how to position herself in more than just cheesy sleazy half naked Playboy from the early 2000s poses…but also to get as big of an audience on social media that she can…pulling the same tactics as the strippers and hookers of instagram…but she’s got a back story, she’s been in Playboy since she was 18, when she was fresh and amazing and at 32 years old…she’s seen some shit…mainly on her strap on after fucking Ryan Seacrest…before getting stupid implants at his request..because all gay dudes in the closet like clown tits because they think they have to…before getting hosting on a TV show…and in turn not becoming an OLIVIA MUNN in mainstream movies..but rather an Oregon living hippie bitch who hikes in her underwear for social media content…the hustle is silly, but it’s real..and here’s her HIKE…Sara Jean Underwood, an inspiration to us all..

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2016

29

Sep

Eiza Gonzalez Tight Wet Dress Because She’s a Virgin for Mexico of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is some rich and what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really skimpy panties…or maybe just into this tight dress on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…or go to events…or fuck your famous men she has access with…and all that is good to me…because Mexican woman who aren’t fat, neckless, corn tortilla making tribes people sending to tourists…but rather cultured enough to understand the importance of a tight dress – while looking great it an tight dress…is good for tourism…just don’t drink the water..that shit will give you fucking AIDS…or if you’re lucky shitting issues for the 8 weeks….parasites…

Now the real issue in this is why wasn’t there anyone there to dump a bucket of water on her to make this dress really count…what a fail…

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If that’s not enough MEXICO for you…here’s Alejandra Guilmant Butt Shot of the Day

Alejandra Guilmant is some Mexican model and as a Half mexican child of a Mexican hooker and some American dude just passing through her…I feel a serious connection with all things Mexico….like this ass…sure it’s not the kind of ass that you’d be used to seeing in Tijuana…

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2 Mexicons…one boner…

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2016

29

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Dancing Around like a Retard for her Perfume Company of the Day

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If you want to smell like piss….but the Alessandra Ambrosio branded perfume that she doesn’t wear but that she attaches her name to because I guess people on the international level think she’s some fashion icon, despite being a promo model for a panty company who gets half naked, because people are morons and buy into anything they see on TV or the internet….

Seriously, if you want to go to you local Walgreens and see the different celebrity scents that they have huge licensing deals on….you’ll see just how fucking vile the product being sold is. You’ll know there is no fucking way this bitch touches this toxic shit….

I am posting it – not to say how garbage celebrity endorsements for celebrity brands is…but because back in June Alessandra Ambrosio filmed this commercial on the beach in Malibu, where the highlight of the video was edited out, her panty flashes…..the only thing she’s done of value in a long time….and they didn’t even feature it. Just more proof all these fuckers have it all wrong…

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2016

29

Sep

Mila Kunis Mom Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Mila Kunis was a hot underage girl on TV…she was even hot when she was rich as fuck from said TV show…and in all the romantic comedy movies, or the voice of the fat daughter on Family guy….

But I don’t think being on the show where she was probably violated by Ashton Kutcher before he got way richer as fuck via investing into start-ups, back when you could launch a product or app online for 10,000 dollars or less….and back out with 10 billion dollars…was her hottest…

I liked her best when she was committed to Macaulay Culkin, at what was seemingly his fucking worst, where she followed some weird childhood fantasy and ran to the crackhead childstar for some Michael Jackson inspired sex…only because it was such a weird dynamic…

The second she went back to Kutcher, after his Demi Moore divorce, to reconnect their genitals and re-produce because they had this bond, like high school sweethearts reconnecting on FB or some shit…breeding not once…but once and a half..this one still may not make it home after it is born…..she became uninteresting, typical, boring..and old…with a ravaged pussy and not in a good way…so looking at her pregnant ass is just representative of hopes and dreams dying…and not love and romance happening…

The good news for her is that dudes are basic and repetitive and into what they know…so they will follow her and jerk off to her…til the end of time…that’s how masturbation fantasies generally work…you revisit them…and she’s done the grown work needed to sustain…so anything she does now…can’t ruin her…because she’s done what I consider the worst thing, and I’m not a dude who hates girls I don’t know for choosing lame boyfriends….but in this case…I just can see past his dopey fucking face…it’s all I see when trying to see her mom pussy through her mom leggings…

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