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Rita Ora in a Bikini of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s Ceiling Eyes Beetlejuice Promo Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild in a Tight Dress of the Day

2016

Sep

Natalia Vodianova’s Nipples of the Day

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Hot for a 35 Year Old Russian Superstar Model…Natalia Vodianova who you may know as “The one who escaped the human sex trade and made it as a top earning model who made 9 million dollars in 2012″….is showing off some mom nipple at a Fashion show…for some lingerie company…..because posing in see through outfits at lingerie fashion shows just make sense…

She’s a mom, she’s been in the model game a long fucking time…I’m sure I’ve seen her topless at some point in time or another – cuz that’s what hot models do…especially when they are communist….because if they are old enough to remember what waiting in line for bread is…at that post traumatic stress leads to doing whatever it takes to not go back to that…like marrying and getting knocked up by really rich dudes to compliment her really rich self…

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2016

Sep

Madonna Wants You to Vote Naked of the Day

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Funny enough, I’ve seen Madonna and Katy Perry in the same bar one night at the same party. It was a couple of years ago, and they didn’t talk to each other. They weren’t dancing with each other. In fact Katy Perry was alone in the corner drinking champagne looking all fat and sad, even though it was her party all while Madonna and Miley were acting like the life of the party, the prom queens with no time for fatty, even though it was fatty’s party…and instead they were just going off together making a spectacle of themselves for everyone to see, not inviting Katy Perry into their dance circle…it was sad…so sad that I was forced to go up to Katy Perry and tell her to not worry about the cool kids and grandma, she’ll get her time to shine soon…and if she feels lonely we can go to the back alley and play with each other’s genitals….come to think of it, that wasn’t Katy Perry, that was a fat french girl with what looked like downs syndrome…who I called Katy Perry because she was mouthing the words to a Katy Perry song with her retard mouth…at the some fucking dive bar with her bleached blonde mom and sister who were letting loose…but it was a decent blowjob…you know…those half retard not quite retard girls produce lots of drool with their big doughy faces….

That said, now, Madonna is leveraging a bad Katy Perry stunt based on voting naked…as an excuse for Madonna to get naked…neither of them showing actual tit…just implying tit…both of them too middle aged to be an exciting thing to see naked…but both remember being lusted after and want to feel that feeling again…

So Madonna…posted this pics with this caption….

Im voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!????????????????????????. Nude Voting series # 1

Making me think she’s doing some manipulative reverse psychology to make no one want to vote…just to get this old bitch to put some goddamn clothes on….

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2016

Sep

Pepe the Frog is the New Swastika of the Day

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The Anti-Defamation League has named Pepe the Frog….a meme you’ve seen everywhere and probably wondered what the fuck it was over the last decade of internet…as a hate symbol.

This is a pretty funny story, that I assume is a staged bullshit story, in a 4chan or Reddit troll that made it into the mainstream media…or maybe 4chan is filled with racist internet trolls, making the site some hate group who make racist memes that the Anti-Defamation League doesn’t think are funny ..or maybe the joke behind Pepe…is that he’s not a joke…

But what I do know is that I always hated Pepe the Frog and I always hated seeing him in Memes so I’m glad someone is trying to take the fucker out….

“A cartoon frog tied to anti-Semitism and racism that has become an unofficial mascot of the alt-right has been added to the Anti-Defamation League’s list of hate symbols, joining the ranks of the swastika and the Confederate battle flag, the group said on Tuesday.

The frog, known as Pepe the Frog, did not originally have anti-Semitic connotations, the league said in a news release. The meme proliferated in outlets such as 4chan, an anonymous online message board, and the social media site Reddit, and morphed into a symbol associated with anti-Jewish and bigoted ideas, the release said.”

The alt-right, a movement of extremists that uses white-supremacist iconography and mixes it with pop culture, co-opted the frog cartoon to appear with a Hitler-like mustache, wearing a skullcap or a Ku Klux Klan hood, the league said, adding that the images were used “in hateful messages aimed at Jewish and other users on Twitter.”

This is the world we live in….

Via NEW YORK TIMES

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2016

Sep

Tourists Grabbing Lady Boy Breasts and Other Videos of the Day

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Bouncer VS Frat Boy

Kangaroo in the Toilet

Security Guard Stabbing

Drunk Dude’s Face VS Door Knob

The Baby with Three Genetic Parents

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So far…my sex cult has been a fail…I realize it’s hard to recruit easy to influence girls who feel empty and need someone like me to show them the way…if you approach girls in person they assume you’re a rapist out to kill them…not someone trying to save them with his sex cult…and if you have a tinder profile like my profile….the girls who swipe right are usually just there to tell me how disgusting I am…how I am a misogynist…even though I am a feminist…and the whole foundation of this sex cult is feminism…obviously…

Instead I sit at home alone and dream of greatness because dreams are better to not have come true…because then you won’t have any dreams anymore…and you might as well be dead…in your soul…like me….and your Sex Cult is your beacon of hope…that will never happen…because it’s better a fantasy…knowing the kind of girls who would join my sex cult…they’d be disgusting and we’d have to turn it to the non-sex cult….

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Ariel Winter Huge Tits
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Lohan Met Syrian Refugees
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Guy Flushes 240 LBS of Mercury Down Toilet
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Girls Supporting Sports Teams…and by Girls I Mean Sluts
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Owen Wilson and Young Pussy
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have a friend who feels the urge to fuck, pulls up tinder, finds a chick to fuck, often times a 20 year old who is hot…they are out there..I’ve been there…but lately, as a masked dude with a site they don’t read or care about, in my 40s, I just get yelled at by feminists…

One girl asked me “why are there only hot skinny white girls on your instagram”…so I said “why are there only fat gender ambiguous. shit colored what I assume is a girl based on the fat tit girls on your instagram”….because she is the only girl on her instagram…and that’s the only joke I have…

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Britney Spears – Sweaty
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Owen Wilson and a Young Slut in a Bikini
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Elsa Pataky Short Shorts
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4 Dollar Burger VS 777 Dollar Burger
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The 5 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders
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Daisy Lowe Thong in a See Through
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2016 Obama Chats with 2009 Obama
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Emily Blunt in T-Shirt
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One Blunt – One Breath
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Sara Underwood Bare Ass
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Rihanna in Concert
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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch According to Tom Ford
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Which Color of Dominoes is the Fastest
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Victoria Justice in a White Shirt
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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More Miranda Kerr Titties in a Dress
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Audi Presidential Debate
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Hot Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt
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Just a Dude and His Pet Kangaroo
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Eva Greene in a Red Possibly See Through Dress
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Sluts in Glasses
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Rob Kardashian Tweeted Kylie’s Number Cuz He’s Mad…or Some Bullshit
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Taylor Marie Hill in a See Through Outfit
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Elsa Pataky in a Blue Bikini
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2016

Sep

Ashley Olsen in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I’ve never been big on the Olsen twins, but I like bathing suits…and The Olsen Twins are so fucking rich, I don’t think it matters that they are in bikinis or bathing suits, they are barely human, just enigmas who lived some weird sheltered life, who never saw the sun, almost alien specimens…..

They do date a marry really old dudes who give old dudes everywhere hope that they too can find young, even though they are in their 30s, skinny…they are definitely still skinny…weirdo rich people to love…and babysit…and deal with what I assume are annoying tantrums…but I could be wrong…they may be robots…robots that have what look like decent asses…

: Ashley Olsen hot ass in sexy swimsuit in Antibes, France 14x HQ photos celebpic.org

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2016

Sep

Charlize Theorn has Expired of the Day

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Risky Business…I don’t know if Charlize Theron did this for a movie roll, to have fun with her image and to eat all she could because she gets paid well – or if this is what Charlize Theron at 40 looks like…but I’ll assume that no one in Hollywood looks like this, not a South African model who has relied on her looks her whole life…and that this is just being cocky, assuming she’ll be able to lose it…that’s just how far she’ll go for that oscar….

I prefer that before her mom sent her to America because they were on their own, her dad was violently killed by the mom, because South Africa, and left this one on her own to fend for herself and to win at life….she stated with Playboy, an issue I saw because I’d always catch my roomamate at the time jerking off to it….and eventually met a producer in a bank who she was more than willing to fuck just to get work…getting her work that paved the way for her to be an Oscar winner….and look at her now…looking like every mom at the grocery store I don’t want to fuck…that my whole life screamed at me to never knock a bitch up and get stuck with them lookin’ like this…

A real success story of an African girl and her American tream….like the other African stories I’ve heard…from 12 Years as a Slave…to that one Oprah was in…Africa and the American dream are close friends…

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2016

Sep

Ariel Winter Tits Out of the DAy

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Fatty Ariel Winter and her fatty re-shaped tits…that were so fat she had to get them surgically altered because they repulsed her…has found a new life at 18 because I guess she’s not in contract with her parents…as someone with sex appeal.

I am not too sure how that happened, but we can blame the sitcom that she was on and the perverts who still watch network TV and liked her tits they probably tried to cover up…enough to make her think she had to chop them off…

But now, like all fat girls who remove 20 pounds of titty, she’s owning it. loving it, because they don’t hit her stomach like a couple sloppy half filled sausages, and are perky enough while still growing…with nipples aiming to the sky, rather than nipples you can’t find because they re too stretched out over a massive tit…

It’s not exciting, but it’s youthful, it’s confident even if he sex appeal confuses me….people apparently like it…and I don’t know why…but it’s not up to me to decide what the future in sex appeal is, and what I find trash…all fat and sloppy and nothing I’d ever fantasize about – mainly cuz of the face..but also cuz of the rest of her being disgusting…is another man’s gold…

Realize we live in TINDER World where hot as fuck 20 year olds will fuck old as fuck impotent dudes for the hell of it…and because they haven’t eaten in three to four days….and I promise them food. I’m a hero like that…

We don’t need celebrities like this at all, but we really don’t need them getting in the way or influencing those hot girls to become fat girls like the girls they see on TV…

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2016

Sep

Mariah Carey Dancing to Her Own Song in a Sheer Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey is in Mykonos, living on her yacht with her very rich fiance who is on a yacht of his own – in what you’d call modern billionaire living…so progressive.

I guess there’s some kind of tax evading “I live on a yacht in international waters” going on here…but what the fuck do I know about any of that…I just fund seeing the weathered, old, tired, crazy mom all chubby and dancing in a sheer dress to her own music on some level of narcissism that I’d expect from her…but that creeps me the fuck out…and that is why I had no choice but to post it…it’s legendary weirdness…

That said, I am more interested in Miss Colombia 2016 on her Mykonos Trip….

VIA MYKONOS LIVE TV

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