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2016

11

Oct

Gwyneth Paltrow is Disturbing in Harper’s of the Day

I didn’t find Gwyneth Paltrow hot when she was hot….or at her hottest…because I didn’t find her hot. I just took her for what she was, and LA rich kid with a connected dad, that allowed her to take her trust fund into meetings with his friends who would cast her in movies, because Hollywood is an insular bullshit system that has inflated the value of garbage content by pretending it is art, but if it was actual art, why is it all driven by money, cash and bullshit flash that makes people think they are doing something of value…

So I don’t find this photoshopped, weirdo version of herself…that doesn’t even look like her or a human…but a cartoon of her..that is not hot…but she was never hot, not then, not in a one piece and heels…not ever…

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2016

11

Oct

Maryna Linchuk Nipple for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Maryna Linchuk is a Belarusian model who proves that Communism works…because all the ugly ones must have been killed off and died…because they can’t have a nation of ugly people…at least that is what I assume happened…since all Russian women are hot…and soulless…and crazy….because they are soulless…eagerly willing to spend all your fucking money after you buy her off the internet…because Russian girls are like that…their IRON CURTAIN they were behind made them dark survivors…

Maryna Linchuk was a Victoria’s Secret girl back in 2013…and I guess is no more…because sad things happen when you’re totally replaceable…because your career is based on being hot and tall and lots of girls are hot and tall..but those 5 years back in 2008 as a promo model for the evil brand is all that matters…

Here’s her nipple…in Vogue because nipples are fashion…

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2016

11

Oct

Alexandra Daddoria Tits in Baked in Brooklyn of the Day

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Alexandra Daddoria has big tits…and people are really excited that they are in some movie or TV show called Baked in Brooklyn because the clip, that I am not posting, because I am lazy and no one reads the site anyway…and it looks like it’s not quite tit enough for my tit support, endorsement, co-sign, etc…because no tit is worth looking at if you can’t see it’s damn nipple…

So just click on the pics…dudes seem to be very into them…I guess since they are all mysterious and shit…even though you can google them…and see them full nippled…

Weird. World. We. Live. In..

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2016

11

Oct

Emma Roberts of the Day

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Emma Roberts posted a picture of her in POV porno stance, all chest out, mouth open, ready to take one or ten loads on her face and tits…hoping you don’t ruin her dress that she is getting ready to wear to some bullshit hollywood event that she has to go to – because she’s carrying the family torch into the next generation – as she has to – because the money is too good to not take it…not to mention, it’s good for your ego….when everyone tells you how great you are…it feels nice…not as nice a ten dudes jerking off to you…but both fill the hole left by your dad being too into himself to bother with you…luckily all you really needed was his last name…and sister..

Either way, I am a fan of her skinny, and here she is in some dress….at an event…not taking loads on her face…because she’s a lady…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Oct

Tiffany Winteler is Naked for Nothing of the Day

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Tiffany Winteler is a model who has apparently shot for very important companies like NYLON and Cosmo…and who the fuck cares, she’s naked for some hipster shoot, that will remind you of all hipster shoots, all edgy with the futon mattress so you know it’s authentic artists at work, when all you should really care about is the nudity for free…because there was a time you had to offer bitches money to get naked, and if you were to do that now…you’d be charged with sexual assault, called a creepy rapist and no one would want to work with you…but get them naked for free…and motherfucker…you’re in business..on that road to internet / instagram fame and fortune…you are a hero…and it’s all thanks to girls being bad at business…now here’s our girl..Tiffany…not Tiffany Trump, the Trump daughter Trump never talks about banging unlike Ivanka…which based on all the incest porn I used to watch..probably gives her a complex…but another Tiffany…who you’d rather see naked…since Tiffany Trump is a young monster…

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2016

11

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Creepy Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter is celebrated by the perverts who watched her go through puberty on her sitcom she was sold to as a child star – because mom and dad had bills to pay…

She’s already gone onto have at least one breast reduction, breast rebuilding, nipple replacement surgery….

Yet her tits are still up there on some intense level of sloppy…I mean yes she’s chubby and round headed, and yes she’s supposed to have monster tits, and yes I am into sloppy fucking tits..because they are so gross…and fuck disgusting that I want to drown in them…but looking at these are zero hot…and 100 percent fucking strange…

These are from two events in two nights…and two really big tits.

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TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Oct

Claudia Romani Anus of the Day

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Claudia Romani is a serious nobody – who pretends she’s a model or personality from Italy, because she’s from Italy, yet no one from Italy has ever heard of her, but for some reason, she gets her pictures taken by the paparazzi, probably because she pays them, and the paparazzi present it to the American media like she’s one an actual personality from Italy and the media doesn’t double check the facts on it…allowing her to frolic around – all old and in a bikini…showing the world the circle discoloration of her asshole…the ring around the hole…the starfish legs on the puckered starfish…the shit stain on the shitter…and there’s something magical in this kind of behavior..because I like assholes…

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Oct

Toni Garrn Bare Ass VS Eva Green Cleave IN GQ Germany of the Day

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GQ Germany exists…because every country deserves a version of an American privately own magazine based on being a Gentleman, or someone who jerks off to gentlemen, with the guise or illusion that you’re reading it for the chicks, because they are half naked chicks, but not the good kind of half naked chicks, but rather the kind that you see in fashion magazines designed for women…not men trying to be men and the whole thing is confusing…but there’a Toni Garrn butt shot…if you’re into things that Leonardo DiCaprio pretended to have sex with while banging dudes….there is also Eva Green, who was awesome in that youthful porno movie she was in years ago…but both shoots, by the European leading country, are dull….and that’s why I am posting it…because like GQ, I don’t care about giving you things you like…

TONI GARRN

EVA GREEN

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2016

11

Oct

Charli XCX Naked for Snapchat of the Day

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Charli XCX posted this nude snap in a baclava with furry ears, because I guess that’s still the mainstream hipster style, even though I thought it was played out and over back in the Springbreaker era of baclavas…and she’s nude…completely nude…her vagina rubbing up on some space ball puff…all spread open and pressed up against it…possibly dripping out got knows what drips out of Chalri XCX…leaving what we used to call a snailtrail when making jokes about amputee women…before we weren’t allowed to joke anymore…

I don’t know what exictes her about this pic, is it her feet for the foot fetishists, I assume it is, because of the pose..and foot fetishists are fucking weirdos who love feet so fucking much they pay chicks off instagram, even chick you probably follow for pics of feet, they are so passionate about the feet…or maybe she likes that her thighs and calves don’t look big…or her tits have a great amount of cleavage in the arm bra…just so much going on…why did she feel compelled to put it out there..

Oh right, she’s barely talented and this is her tactic to get noticed, talked about, appreciated…the fast food of music and art…just fucking empty with no nutritional value or substance…but still naked…yes…still naked…but not the kind of naked any dude likes in a selfie it’s called the cock tease nude selfie she better have a follow up…from behind shot of….

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2016

11

Oct

Hilary Duff Bunny Tail of the Day

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Hilary Duff is thick and strong, and not some dainty little thing, she looks like she’d be great at helping you move, or even at riding your dick thanks to all the strength in those thighs…

She’s got the crossfit body, broad shoulders, big ass, and normally I’d be repulsed by the manliness of the whole thing, but for some reason, I like it on her, I like her power, her mom body, it’s erotic to me…and it confuses me…because I didn’t like her when she was all young and not a power lifter…

I saw this picture of her and her bunnytail in leggings and I though “that is perfect”…maybe it was perfect phone, perfect dichotomy of sweet and fluffy and big and terrifying, but perfect nonetheless…

She also whores herself for Candy Companies and doesn’t let the fans know that she’s being paid to promote the candy in something the FCC is supposed to be cracking down on…give the people a disclaimer – trick…

Here are some more pictures of her leaving Catch in LA CLICK HERE

Here’s a massive Collection of all things Hilary Duff Looking Hot CLICK HERE

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