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2016

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family…

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2016

20

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is a beacon of hope that not every human out there wants to be 300 pounds – because they can intellectualize it…and spin it into some kind of multi million dollar industry…despite being a fucking vile, disgusting pig…

I AM TALKING TO YOU ASHLEY GRAHAM..AND THE LIES YOU SPEW AND THE PEOPLE BUY INTO…

We need a young enough, skinny enough, girl with enough daddy issues who is working enough, to inspire the youth that you don’t need to be a fat pig, or an instagram whore, you don’t need a sex tape…you just need an Oscar winning last name, father and aunt…and the world can be your oyster…and OYSTER i want to eat….

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If you’re more interested in seeing how she stays fit – especially you – all you fat chicks…here she is doing some fitness….because she’s obviously not starving herself too much to not have energy to do fitness…while you porkers stuffing your disgusting faces who hate on skinny girls are sitting on your lazy asses because you’re fucking lazy…deal with it…

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2016

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale is Fun of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale must know that her only real impact on the world as a hot as fuck older mom – is her appearance in the Underworld Franchise that they are still fucking milking….and will until the cow dries up or dies…

In promoting her recent Underwood, that I assume is called ” Underwood 12, the Search for the cum of Virgin Nerds Everywhere, or are they all too old to get hard ons, it’s been that long….” a pretty silly name…

But not as silly as her doing the “EAT OUT PUSSY” hand gesture of bros everywhere…a gesture used in the seduction of many women…that worked probably 5% of the time…only for the girl to make a VLOG crying about how she was sexually assaulted….

She’s doing the EAT OUT THAT Pussy to Sarah Silverman, a pussy I wouldn’t really want to eat out, it looks like it’s unshowered and it acts more like a dick, but dudes find her hot…and I guess Kate Beckinsale does too…it’s the high testosterone on the funny lady…

I just feel this is so odd..it should be posted…and Here she is communicating with a bird…

A video posted by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 18, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

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2016

20

Sep

Isabeli Fontana in Bathing Suits for a Magazine of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….because she was poor and this is what they pray on…and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system….

THE hypocrites where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like the perverts they are…

The same LIES that apply to Hollywood…leading to people like Corey Haim being child raped…where no one goes down for the crime…but the second a gym coach does it…everyone is up in arms…and they lock that fucker up, where he gets killed in prison because exploiting children is fucking disgusting…as they all should…

She was listed in the top 20 top earning models…which is the same list I have for the top 20 models I want to marry…K-Fed for life. Too bad, I’m already married and my model is actually a vintage stock, but not the good vintage stock, the vintage stock that is all you can afford…because you’re poor and can’t be picky…

She’s still working at what must be 100 years old…

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2016

20

Sep

Megalyn Echikunwoke See Through of the Day

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Megalyn Echikunwoke didn’t wear a bra and showed off her nipples at the EMMYS as these people do…because it’s fashion…and about getting noticed…

Megalyn Echikunwoke has a pretty fucking African name. I don’t think any celebrity, even that LUPITA chick have a name quite as African as this, and what better time to celebrate Mama Africa…

Because we all know that Mama Africa is that cunt, who recently filed for Divorce, Angelina Jolie…at least that’s what she wants us to believe and probably thinks in one of her many mansions as she masturbates thinking of all the good she’s done for the world…

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2016

20

Sep

Random Booty Shake Video of the Day

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I find that this video is the best way to deal with the sadness you feel when an iconic couple – that really isn’t that iconic – but that were loved by the media we hate – Angelina and Brad Pitt finally filing for divorce because their fake business relationship has ended and they don’t need each other, or maybe the terms of their prenup have come to term, or maybe…just maybe they were a fake relationship of two horrible egotistical humans – built on adultery – fueled by narcissism…and excess…disgust…white washed with adopted babies and being ambassadors for the UN while they rebuild New Orleans…between being disgusting famous people….

Because this video is everything…

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2016

20

Sep

Angelina Jolie Tits for her Divorce of the Day

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The big news today that tits that Angelina Jolie removed….weren’t just her tits but also Brad Pitt, as she officially filed divorce…

She gave him her prime years…and her tits…after she robbed him from Jennifer Aniston, who is probably loving every second of this, sitting on her Smart Water empire shaking her fists saying “I knew this day would come”…as the rest of the world cries because they were marketed as the hottest, most desirable, couple in the Hollywood industry…with all their babies…

But people forget that Angelina is a fucked up, drug addicted, narcissist weirdo with no tits, who has daddy issues and is probably the worst person to be around…because she thinks she’s so hot…even as she pushes 50…

While Brad Pitt is a homosexual…reported by many people…dude loves dick as most actors do…

And I guess the real question is when is Shiloh going to be sold to the entertainment industry…taking butt shots for instagram to fill her fucked up void that is growing up as a spoiled, entitled Pitt-Jolie…let’s hope this divorce fucks all those kids up more than they already are fucked up – so that I have content in 10 years when they are 20…

Here are Angelina – throwback tits she got surgically removed to celebrate her filing for divorce…

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2016

20

Sep

The Labia Doctor and Other Videos of the Day

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Sloppy Latina VS Cabby

This is Crazy

Man Plays With Breasts in Elevator

Dog VS Kangaroo

Suicidal Kid

Car VS Post

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2016

20

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night…I had a fight with a feminist. That’s what happens when you go into a college bar…in an era where all this confused kids feel like being social justice warriors with an angry and what they thing is progressive take on the world in which we live…even if nothing they are spewing out of their idiot hypocrite mouths…they just like saying it because it is the equivalent of tit and ass pics on instagram…just the most annoying and drawn out version…but the absurd thing is when you meet one who does both the social justice shit…and the nudes for a cause we call – narcissism…

Well the fight was over the Jenner monsters who the feminist was praising and I had to jump in and say that they aren’t feminist leaders, they are just manipulate the dumbest people to think they are…and they are actually the worst leaders a college girl could have to look up to…because they do nothing but shameless shit…kind of like the feminist I was talking to…

Then I went into how the only thing they inspire is for young girls to get really shitty plastic surgery at a young age…on their face..mutilating themselves, their faces…their asses…but tit implants are good because I like big tits…and it turned sour…into a body ownership Social Justice warrior conversation…realizing I had no escape and that this one was going to question everything I said and counter attack…I did what any man in the situation would do…offer to jerk off on her face…

She didn’t let me. But she did tell me all about a girl who recently woke up to her boyfriend jerking off in his bed she was sleeping in and how that was sexual assault…This is my life..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls in Bikinis
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Humans of New York Cash Grab Pandering to Humans with Humans of New York – Buys a 2.4 Million DOllar Apartment cuz He’s Rich From It
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Duck Save
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Jim Carrey Sued for the Wrongful Death of his Girlfriend…
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Bikini Pics of Blake Lively from her Movie…
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Huge Stupid Tits
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Oldest Member of a Foot Club is the Mascot
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Some Whore Who Blocked Me On Social Media in Lingerie Pics
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Cara Delevingne at Some Event with Tits
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Girls in the Gym
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2016

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I try to convince girls to send me videos of them banging their boyfriends…which has become far harder to pull off that the straight nudes…It’s like a girl will have videos of her fucking her boyfriend, she will send me pics of her sticking things in her asshole, but to merge those intimate moments with the man she loves so much that she’ll send some masked stranger from the internet vile fucking nudes, is not something they are willing to do….they don’t want to tarnish the sanctitude of their love….but here’s me having anal sex with myself…that is something you can have and he won’t know, it’s not disrespectful to him, while he’s at work making money to take my 20 year old sugar baby ass out to the fucking movies…or whatever it is that 20 year old sugar babies do…

I guess I will just watch the random personalities of the random girl sending me random nudes… pulling down her panties to fuck herself…like she was her boyfriend…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Taylor Swift’s Herpes Recipient Tried to fuck an Indian
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Top Authors with Movies based on their Work
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Jimmy Kimmel at the Emmys
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Kara Del Toro Tits
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Ambulance Going Through a Crowd in India – Crazy
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Jim Carey is a Crazy Person
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Thot Hot Thigh Gaps
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Leslie Jones Joking About her Nude Pics Hack
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Best and Worst at the Emmys
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Jerk Off to Robin Wright No Longer Penn
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Anthony Michael Hall Knocked Out his Neighbor
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Kendra Wilkinson Tits
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A Fame Whore and Her Ass
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Richard Dreyfus is Not Julia Louis’ Dad…
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How matches are being Made
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Smiling Sluts
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Minka Kelly – Cleavage
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CAT IN a Wind TUNNEL
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Truck Totals at Toyota Tacoma
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Hailee Steinfeld is Skinner But Looks Thrown Up On
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Apparently The Man WHo Raped Corey Haim is known…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Cat Riding a Roomba
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Emmy Rossum Sucks in a Tube Top
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Taylor Hill Nipple
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Camilla Lunddington – BRA
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Rosie Huntington Cat Walker
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Shiri Appleby Underneath Her Boobs
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Some Lighter Tricks
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John Travolta’s Wig of the Day
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Vanessa Hudgens – Strong Leg
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LeAnn Rimes Fake tits in Shorts
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Maise Williams – Cleavage
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Beyonce Skipped Her Emmy Performance Because She’s Beyonce…
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Corey Feldman on the Today Show
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Some Chick Named Peyton Roi List – Looks Like Jon Benet Ramsey
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Digital Magic Tricks…
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Lea Michele Looks Busty
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Khloe Kardashian and her Big Black Cock
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Primitive Technology Shed
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Olivia Holt…Kinda Hot
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Pixie Lott – Tits
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Sarah Paulson’s Tits…
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Ping Pong Trick Shots
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girls Licking Other Girl Butthole
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Fake Stripper High on Pills
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Free Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Mel B – Scary Spice – Pees on Bear Grylls
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Shera Bechard Tits in a Movie
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Street Interview gone Right…LEGENDARY clip
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Fishing with Bow and Arrow
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Amateur POV of the DAy
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Random Tits and Pussy on a Cheesy Model
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Interesting…Hardcore Couple
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Some Greek Hookers
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Huge Assian Tits
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Lots of Cam Girls For Free
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