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2016

21

Sep

Katie Price Jordan Fame Whoring in a See Through Outfit of the DAy

Katie Price is hilarious….she’s back, not dead yet, and is a real throwback thursday…because she’s been doing this for well over 15 years…

She’s beyond a shameless self promoter, but also one of the original Glamour models with clown sized tits to become a celebrity…an actual low level celebrity…attention seeking, making as much noise as possible..with and without her retard kid named Harvey…

She was a hooker, who just knew how to monetize…and she’s still fucking doing it…well into what must be her late 40s…but the tits are smaller, younger…..

We should celebrate anyone who has taken being stripper trash with the dumbest fucking abnormal…almost comical implants to the next level…turning herself into a sideshow freak….and uge breasted brand…

Which as far as I’m concerned is more fun than all the other brands out there…from Coke to Pepsi to all the instagram whores…Katie Price did it right…she was a leader…inspiration…possibly god…and now she looks like Bruce Jenner.

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2016

21

Sep

Whitney Cummings in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Cummings pulled off a scam – she was an aspiring actor who couldn’t get work – so she jumped into comedy because you can pull off comedy when you have a pussy – without needing to be that funny.

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..because they are pandering to women who can relate and dudes who like staring at their tits.

I find it some try hard bullshit that is just marketed as funny because they slept with the right person…or because they have tits….and aren’t quite talented enough to make it outside of comedy…not quite hot enough to make it outside of comedy…but she was clever enough to take those cummings deposited in her to become a producer on a bunch of hit shows, so she’s rich as fuck, and living the good life in a bikini…that’s really not as bad as it could be…because luckily it’s not Amy Schumer…a monster doing the same hustle…being celebrated in GQ UK…but garbage…offensive…disgusting…as fuck….but loved by the media…god knows why….

Here’s Whitney Cummings….

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2016

21

Sep

McKayla Maroney Busting Out of her Shirt of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is the Olympic Fucking dream…so if you jerk off to her now that she’s 18 and has got your attention through her slutty self promoting tactics…it is your right…because she belongs to you…she belong to America…but her tits belong to her, and she clearly doesn’t want you sexualizing them, she wants to be seen as the athletic talent that she is…not some underage slut that after the last Olympics 4 years ago became shameless instagram whore…beecause she’s an American hero…who spent 4 years producing subtle…what should be illegal content for people who should be in jail…but instead walk amongst us….in our communities…and pretend they don’t get hard for 16 year olds in bikinis…because they aren’t 18…

Well, she is 18…and here she is exploding out of a shirt…

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2016

21

Sep

Masha Shakurova by Alessandra Casagrande Naked in Bed of the DAy

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Masha Shakurova is some communist block, Eastern Europe, possibly the Russian hookers that Brad Pitt was hanging out with – because all Russians and Eastern European hot chicks are soulless hooker in their own right…but to be fair..so are all women…am I right?

Well this amazing one. Masha Shakurova. Who is like so many other ones…has brought out her magical nude body in nude photos for the sake of art, instagram following, life…and I like her hustle, her struggle, like wrestling for the last bread in the bread in the Bread line…

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2016

21

Sep

Rita Ora’s Nipple in a See Through Top of the Day

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I find Rita Ora Garbage…but the tits are ok…

You can’t do a post on Rihanna without posting on her annoying shadow – who I assume Rihanna hates – because she’s trying so hard to be Rihanna…and has better tits than Rihanna – which to most men would be enough to make her more relevant and important than Rihanna but to the entertainment industry…the lack of talent and charisma and star power doesn’t even come close – or put her in the same room – unless she’s fucking the producer and other male talent – because men know and appreciate a good set of tits and don’t really care how big of a performer the tits they are cumming on are…they just care about the tits…

So Rita Ora is now on TV, she’s gone from Rob Kardashian to Calvin Harris to everyone else, to PRIMETIME TV and she’s finally finding her place in the world as her own entertainer no one cares about…but she’ll always be a Rihanna hack to me…and as long as those tits are exposed…she matters….

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2016

21

Sep

Behind the Scenes with Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Work work work work work….the best work that Rihanna has done recently is this bullshit for some scenster fashion bullshit called the CR Fashion Book…it’s some trendy trendy, high end, bullshit people are honored to be a part of…that doesn’t really matter….at all…but to pretentious fucks it does and all these idiots are pretentious fucks…

And I guess it’s still Rihanna doing some slutty enough poses for Terry Richardson…this time in video – so much more fun and exciting than the pics…because videos are more exciting to jerk of to than pictures…unless you’re old and retro like me…who just jerks off to memories of the glory days…oh want to hookers eating my ass…while they are eating my ass..but they don’t count…they are hookers…not human…and here’s her behind the scenes video

and the pics…

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2016

21

Sep

Jessica Simpson CLunky with her Big Tits of the Day

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Here’s some sturdy as fuck Jessica Simpson…all big tits…old and heavy big tits…with strong legs used to carry around the big tits…that aren’t bit tits that were lost in her million dollar Weight Watcher campaign…that took her from obese to this…billionaire clothing empire super star who can’t add 2 plus 2…but you don’t need to when you’ve got a team of people exploiting you to make as much money as they can off her…good deal…for everyone involved…even us..cuz we get to see them big ol’ tits…

She looks all bow-legged like she’s ridden one too many ponies…or maybe she’s just trying not to shit herself from all the laxatives she takes to compensate for that texan BBQ emotional eating…who knows.

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2016

21

Sep

Fat Advocate Fat Chick Fat Ashley Graham Photoshopped for her Scam of the Day

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Hilarious…bitch complains about being loved for being fat…and not body shamed yet she photoshops herself..what the fact is that lie..oh right…a fucking lie…because ultimately, she’s just found an angle to get known and make money.

This is the most NSFW thing I’ve ever posted and I’ve posted some shit over the years…but I find nothing more disgusting…that a fat chick who thinks she’s not fat…and preaches to the rest of the world instead of getting fucking fit and stopping fucking eating bullshit food that made her fat…because it’s not genetics…it’s being a fucking slacker, so much so that you fight for fat rights for fat people who are also fucking lazy and good at making excuses to jump on board and be fat with you – or feel good about eating that extra piece of cake…

Fat people shouldn’t be celebrated, unless they are doing comedy, or fetish porn. They shouldn’t be marketed as ok…it is a threat to the nation…of kids who are already getting 20% of their daily required exercise…according to a recent study…kids under 5 are getting 20% of daily exercise…so the last thing we need getting naked and trying to manipulate us into think it’s ok…is a fat bitch..

That said, I’d totally jerk off on those monster tits at 3 am when drunk…like every man she’s ever been with…who wasn’t too pussy whipped to stick around…these loud ones are hard to fight off…they just need to sit on you and you can’t really work your way out of it…

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2016

21

Sep

Porn Hating Pamela Anderson for Dazed 25th Anniversary of the Day

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Pamela Anderson is on a fight against porn, because I guess she’s too old to do porn, even though you’re never too old to do porn, because there is always a pervert willing to jerk off to an old lady, especially when that old lady is Pam Anderson…the Kim Kardashian of her generation…who made a lot of money of stupid tits, fake face and hair, but also from her own porno…where her husband stuck it to her on a houseboat like a classy white trash person she is…

But now, she’s older, less sexualized, but still sexualizing herself, it’s all she knows…and I guess figures taking the feminist approach to porn, celebrating a woman’s choice or that she get paid more to be in porn, without factoring her own porn experience, or Playboy experience, or really that she was jerk off material for a generation of men…isn’t really what she’s about…

She thinks porn is ruining the sex life and lives of millions of kids…and men…and people because it is addictive…despite having built a career off the same dopamine release people watching porn today get…it was pre-internet – we were easy…

So for what must have been a generation long…people jerked off to her because she was porn…and now kids accessing porn are jerking off to weridness that makes them think big dick anal is the default sex position…and gangbang triple penetration in one hole is what you do on weekends…forgetting the romance…that Pam Anderson sold so well in her personal brand…that she probably feels she inspired in her porn…so much because it was her Honeymoon dammit…and there is no honeymoon without romance..

Well…she’s in a magazine…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2016

21

Sep

Cara Delevingne for PUMA of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of the PUMA “‘Do You” campaign…which for those of you who don’t have sex with 20 year olds from social media is the most annoying catch phrases ever…especially when all the people who say “‘Do You” are actually doing anyone who can help their career blossom…and it’s just a bullshit excuse for them to be horrible people…in a “I’m just doing me”…like it’s a get out of jail for being a vapid, annoying, self indulgent cunt…a casual fuck off…so Cara Delevingne is a good candidate or casting for that…you know because she’s a cunt.

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