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2016

20

Sep

Cara Delevingne Humps RITA ORA of the DAy

Cara Delevingne is humping RITA ORA in what I assume was an event for Fashion week where the wild and crazy British girls who probably used to party together – were celebrating how they tricked America into thinking they matter enough…or more than Americans…casting them in their movies, or their TV shows, when really they are both fucking useless idiots..

This is the victory dance…and I wish it had more strap on, something we all know Cara likes – it’s a rich kid, lost, trying to find herself in the rich kid world thing…and something Rita Ora is down to participate in – if it affords her or allows her new opportunities to be the next Rihanna – a dream clearly fading…fast…but yet she still exists…

Cara was at London Fashion Week because she’s British…and a “model”…in Hollywood movies…and she wore this titty outfit…where her face looked tired and old….

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And Rita Ora wore a bra…because of course she was….

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2016

20

Sep

Romee Strijd for MAXIM of the Day

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Romee Strijd is in Maxim….

Romee Strijd is a Dutch model who has been in the model game for a solid 3 years….probably getting naked…but I am too lazy to google her…before the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, signed her up, made her exist….

Because on one end of the spectrum, they produce shit quality, bulk, lingerie for middle american mall shoppers…using sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money….because AMERICA doesn’t care that their jobs are given away….

More importantly, the cheap product allows the brand to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, bigger margins, more money in pocket, maximize profits, get richer than god….

Feeding panty money into other countries, as your own country falls apart…when the only panty feeding is supposed to be from girls who sell their panties on the internet to creeps…all in the name of panties most of the people who buy don’t actually need because they are so disgusting that the matching bra and panty sets won’t change that…

But on the flip site, along with the careless waste and exploitation….they create celebrities out of lingerie models, giving other models or aspiring models something to get naked to try to achieve…even though it’s so fucking cheesy…

So all these low level instagram models see this as a beacon of hope, the end game, leading to endless half naked pics of them trying to be this…because for every cunt model who has made it, there are 1000s of eager girls trying to make it who will do everything you tell them…in hopes of making it…for mediocre softcore porn…

Well it turns out that Romee Strijd is in Maxim…as Maxim tries to rebrand…from the cheesy they once were…and she looks pretty good to me..like a Russian bride who isn’t Russian…

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2016

20

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Weird Selfie of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking wreck…but for reasons beyond me…that are wired deep into my pervert soul – that I apparently have despite not feeling empathy, or really any emotions….ever….I want to taste every one of her bodily fluids…partially to see if I die…but also because I would jerk off to every second of it…not that I’ve ever actually jerked off to Lindsay Lohan…I don’t jerk off to these idiots when there are so many real girls but I like the idea of Lindsay Lohan and all her years of baggage, failure, depression because I guess I’ve been following her bullshit story since it started – not because I want to – but because it was fed to me…but now I’m ready for Lohan to be fed to me…I figure you gotta get a terminal sexually transmitted disease at some point in time…and it might as well be from a celebrity…who is no longer a working celebrity…but who is still a legend and she’s 30…despite looking haggard 50….thanks to face fillers she proabably didn’t need…but it’s all in good fun as a she knows she’s a circus freak….sold to the carnival from the family…

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2016

20

Sep

Emma Roberts Skinny Legs of the Day

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Emma Roberts is a beacon of hope that not every human out there wants to be 300 pounds – because they can intellectualize it…and spin it into some kind of multi million dollar industry…despite being a fucking vile, disgusting pig…

I AM TALKING TO YOU ASHLEY GRAHAM..AND THE LIES YOU SPEW AND THE PEOPLE BUY INTO…

We need a young enough, skinny enough, girl with enough daddy issues who is working enough, to inspire the youth that you don’t need to be a fat pig, or an instagram whore, you don’t need a sex tape…you just need an Oscar winning last name, father and aunt…and the world can be your oyster…and OYSTER i want to eat….

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If you’re more interested in seeing how she stays fit – especially you – all you fat chicks…here she is doing some fitness….because she’s obviously not starving herself too much to not have energy to do fitness…while you porkers stuffing your disgusting faces who hate on skinny girls are sitting on your lazy asses because you’re fucking lazy…deal with it…

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2016

20

Sep

Kate Beckinsale is Fun of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale must know that her only real impact on the world as a hot as fuck older mom – is her appearance in the Underworld Franchise that they are still fucking milking….and will until the cow dries up or dies…

In promoting her recent Underwood, that I assume is called ” Underwood 12, the Search for the cum of Virgin Nerds Everywhere, or are they all too old to get hard ons, it’s been that long….” a pretty silly name…

But not as silly as her doing the “EAT OUT PUSSY” hand gesture of bros everywhere…a gesture used in the seduction of many women…that worked probably 5% of the time…only for the girl to make a VLOG crying about how she was sexually assaulted….

She’s doing the EAT OUT THAT Pussy to Sarah Silverman, a pussy I wouldn’t really want to eat out, it looks like it’s unshowered and it acts more like a dick, but dudes find her hot…and I guess Kate Beckinsale does too…it’s the high testosterone on the funny lady…

I just feel this is so odd..it should be posted…and Here she is communicating with a bird…

A video posted by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 18, 2016 at 10:26pm PDT

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2016

20

Sep

Isabeli Fontana in Bathing Suits for a Magazine of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a Brazilian model who started modeling at 13….because she was poor and this is what they pray on…and who was in Victoria’s Secret at 16, because Victoria’s Secret are sex offender, child pornographers, bringing minors to homes across America that men masturbate to, without making the girls prove they are 18, in what I call a flaw in the fucking system….

THE hypocrites where billion dollar companies are above the fucking law when they should be locked up like the perverts they are…

The same LIES that apply to Hollywood…leading to people like Corey Haim being child raped…where no one goes down for the crime…but the second a gym coach does it…everyone is up in arms…and they lock that fucker up, where he gets killed in prison because exploiting children is fucking disgusting…as they all should…

She was listed in the top 20 top earning models…which is the same list I have for the top 20 models I want to marry…K-Fed for life. Too bad, I’m already married and my model is actually a vintage stock, but not the good vintage stock, the vintage stock that is all you can afford…because you’re poor and can’t be picky…

She’s still working at what must be 100 years old…

Posted in:Isabeli Fontana|SFW

2016

20

Sep

Megalyn Echikunwoke See Through of the Day

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Megalyn Echikunwoke didn’t wear a bra and showed off her nipples at the EMMYS as these people do…because it’s fashion…and about getting noticed…

Megalyn Echikunwoke has a pretty fucking African name. I don’t think any celebrity, even that LUPITA chick have a name quite as African as this, and what better time to celebrate Mama Africa…

Because we all know that Mama Africa is that cunt, who recently filed for Divorce, Angelina Jolie…at least that’s what she wants us to believe and probably thinks in one of her many mansions as she masturbates thinking of all the good she’s done for the world…

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2016

20

Sep

Random Booty Shake Video of the Day

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I find that this video is the best way to deal with the sadness you feel when an iconic couple – that really isn’t that iconic – but that were loved by the media we hate – Angelina and Brad Pitt finally filing for divorce because their fake business relationship has ended and they don’t need each other, or maybe the terms of their prenup have come to term, or maybe…just maybe they were a fake relationship of two horrible egotistical humans – built on adultery – fueled by narcissism…and excess…disgust…white washed with adopted babies and being ambassadors for the UN while they rebuild New Orleans…between being disgusting famous people….

Because this video is everything…

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2016

20

Sep

Angelina Jolie Tits for her Divorce of the Day

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The big news today that tits that Angelina Jolie removed….weren’t just her tits but also Brad Pitt, as she officially filed divorce…

She gave him her prime years…and her tits…after she robbed him from Jennifer Aniston, who is probably loving every second of this, sitting on her Smart Water empire shaking her fists saying “I knew this day would come”…as the rest of the world cries because they were marketed as the hottest, most desirable, couple in the Hollywood industry…with all their babies…

But people forget that Angelina is a fucked up, drug addicted, narcissist weirdo with no tits, who has daddy issues and is probably the worst person to be around…because she thinks she’s so hot…even as she pushes 50…

While Brad Pitt is a homosexual…reported by many people…dude loves dick as most actors do…

And I guess the real question is when is Shiloh going to be sold to the entertainment industry…taking butt shots for instagram to fill her fucked up void that is growing up as a spoiled, entitled Pitt-Jolie…let’s hope this divorce fucks all those kids up more than they already are fucked up – so that I have content in 10 years when they are 20…

Here are Angelina – throwback tits she got surgically removed to celebrate her filing for divorce…