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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to the dog park – because I was forced to – early Sunday morning, while hungover, where I saw angry lesbians holding hands while yelling at their dog that is never good enough for them – it’s a lesbian thing. I saw some hot chick in spandex pants and an aggressive underwear line wearing a t-shirt that read “dangerous when wet”…and thought why the fuck would any girl wear that unless she wants to get guys like me ask questions – which will encourage girls like her to talk about male toxicity, misogyny, rape culture…so I figured instead of having a debate I don’t want to have, even though I’m right…I’ll talk to a group of gay dudes, who understand men better than women do….where we agreed no hetero sex comes without serious coercion. There is no hetero sex without manipulation, or dudes trying to convince a girl to fuck, and the guy with the most convincing story being the one who gets fucked, and together – just me and my gays….we came to the conclusion that women are just coddled whiners who like to complain, cause issues and drama like a soap opera in their own lives…all while not taking responsibilities for their actions by intellectualizing or creating a “disease” or a “issue” or a “crime” around it….

There is rape…and there is the girl who cried rape…and that was the highlight of my weekend…I mean I am sure other things happen by my series of mini strokes makes me forgetful…

I should find a hobby, maybe sea kayaking or something, or eating out homeless women…to keep things more exciting that rape culture talks everywhere around me – even on my free time…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls Bending Provocatively Like Whores Trying to Seduce Men Like whores Only to Call Them Rapist Like Whores
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Most Drunk Fight Ever
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Hillary Clinton – Dying for You
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9/11 Themed Ad for 9/11
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Lady Gaga Daisy Dukes
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Hacked Construction Sign – The Zombie Dicks Ahead
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Gabrielle Union’s Black Cleavage Matters
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Mariah Carey Naked in the Tub
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Pro Jumper Saves an Idiots Life…
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Tranny Alexis Arquette is Dead
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Defrosting Dead Rats at Work
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Katy Perry Wants to Work With Taylor Swift if She Aplogizes – Who Fuckign Cares
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David Bowie’s Ashes Spread at Burning Man
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Bitches and Beer
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty into listening to Social Justice warriors talk…today I got caught next to a couple of women talking about how they can bring down the patriarchy in the food service business, meaning restaurants and bars…they were going on about outfits and uniforms and roofies and date rape….and how you can’t tell a woman how to own her body and all this other bullshit…to each other, but loud enough fro everyone to hear…then a dude chimed into their insane conversation saying “if you’re working a bar, expect to be sexualized, you work in a bar…even straight dudes working in gay clubs deal with being sexualized…deal with it”…the girls went nuts saying it isn’t comparable because women aren’t as strong as men….

Exactly…

SO go into this weekend knowing all these loud mouth feminists are just full of shit and they infact are well aware that men are stronger than they are…they just like to whine like they aren’t misogynists…because they are women…

Here are some stepLINKS

Slutty girls in Selfies
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Lady Gaga in Short Shorts Shorts
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Vince Vaughn’s New Bald Look
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Tove Lo Bikini
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Kim Garner Not Wearing Much
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Jessica Biel – Mom Body in Leggigns
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Slutty Girls Working Out
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Burning Man – Hyperlapse
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Kate Mara Cleavage
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Leann Rimes vs Ariel Winter Caged Tits…
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Bill Nye on What Would Happen if All the Ice Melted
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Fat Kelly Brook
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Cressida Bonas Panty Flash
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Rat Cow Not Showing Tit at an Event
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Kim Kardashian See Through Dress
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Barbara Palvin at an Event
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Emily Blunt’s Home is For Sale – Check Out How She Lives
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SMoke Some Crack then Watch Colors in Macro
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Doutzen Kroes at an Event
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Slutty Dance in a Video Game…
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Katie Holmes Creepy Cleavage
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When you Remove Traffic Signs at an Intersection
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Bella THorne Titties in a Sports Bra
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Sienna Miller Lives
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TV Doctors Come Together to Promote Annual Check-Ups…Weird….
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Emily DiDonato’s Cleavage in a Sheer Dress
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Ashley Tisdale Walking her Dog
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Crazy Alien Abduction Prank
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Big Hailey Clauson
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Some Trailer for a new Matthew McConaughey movie…
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Miss America Bikini Prelims
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Demi Lovato – half Naked
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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Socialite Cleavage
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Some Hick is Sorry for Dressing in Blackface
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Idiot Hops Frieght Trains Across New York
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Slutty Girls in Sunglasses
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Feminist Icon – Rosie the Riveter – at 95
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Dude Living the American Dream….
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Joey Fisher has Huge Fucking Tits
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Alison Angel Big Tits…
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Mechanical Bull Gets AIDS
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Laura Harris Naked in Some Movie Called Habitat
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Landlord Beat Up Girl for Loud Music
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Public Blowjob on a Plane
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Hot Amateur Slut…
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Naked Brooklyn
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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I love the Truth About ITT TEch
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Porn on the Store Speakers
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Eager Masturbating Chick
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2016

Sep

Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day

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Mariah Carey took some subtle bathtub pictures because subtlety is what she’s all about…you she’s not a bi-polar lunatic celebrity who has made too much fucking money in her career thanks to dating the old man exec at Sony when she was first starting out, you know the kind of woman who hangs out on yachts probably has a staff of people who feed her and carry her from room to room – because she can…a woman who sings with a diamond studded microphone…all tacky and princess-like…who is now engaged to some billionaire….further securing her princess life…all while starting out as a girl you’d expect to see working the strip club, or living in some trailer park with a tiara on…only unlike those “delusional divas”…or as I like to call them the DDs….this on’e got the money to support her really silly tastes…

She always reminded me of a girl who acts like white trash who won the lottery would act….and now she’s naked for social media…as a 40 year old mom…because that’s how you get noticed…in a world where we get to see first hand how badly these characters like to get noticed….before social media, only people in their immediate circle saw this side of them…now we all get to join in and stare….at them big tits….

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2016

Sep

Lady Gaga’s Nipple of the Day

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I was in a cab last night, woman driver, and she was telling he about her life because I am interested in every female’s story, especially a cab driver, and by story, I mean her vagina. I feel like a vagina is like the rings in the tree stump that tells you it’s age and health…

Anyway, in the middle of us talking about her getting knocked up at 18 by a black dude because black dudes like fat girls, she cut me off and said “They are premiering the new Lady Gaga song, we’ll have to stop talking”….I was like “bitch, I haven’t cum to your fat chick interracial teen pregnancy story…what the fuck Lady Gaga you cock block”…

So I was forced into hearing the new song, which was terrible, and the female cab driver, a huge Gaga fan who feels she takes you on a journey and tells a story with her music, hated what she produced…felt it was like cheap 90s dance music, not representative of how good and exciting Lady Gaga normally was to her…

Now I’ve always felt like Lady Gaga was dog shit, a scam, a lie, a marketing manipulation that made a lot of people money…but I have grabbed her ass before she was really famous and she didn’t notice…and she is showing her nipple popping out of her shirt, while wearing short shorts….and thanks to having had work done and being less fat, her mangled, weak chin face…isn’t as offensive as it usually is..but I hate that I’m staring and trying to see if I can see her cunt…I am so weak when it comes to cunt…

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Here’s more….

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2016

Sep

Rihanna in Concert of the Day

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This is the ass that Drake butt fucks, making for one very expensive cum fart, you know the far that comes to an ass that has just been cummed in, I’d assume you’d be an expert from when your teacher or relative used to rape you because there is no way people who haven’t been molested are reading this site…

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, she just used that to really launch her darker more serious career, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean worn out stub of very little flesh….because she knows how to put it all out there since she sold her soul to the devil for a lot of fucking entertainment industry money…

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I still like her Terry Richardson Shoot from yesterday…

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2016

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Got a Hot Mom Body of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is killing it…or working it…knowing exactly what she’s got and what people want from her…and it’s amazing…

She has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, but they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

And she’s still milking it – while nerds milk themselves to her….

Her daughter is 17 years old…and her daughter’s stepmother is Sarah Silverman…and this whole story and ass don’t make sense….

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2016

Sep

Hadassah Richardson Shows Off Her Bolt On Tits of the Day

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Hadassah Richardson is reportedly a model you’ve never heard of, but she was on America’s Next Top model…like so many high profile people who never accomplished shit, like Adrienne Curry, their only success story, and where is she now that her whoring and reality show shamelessness is over…no where…

But Hadassah Richardson…gets it, in this instagram era, and that is that it’s important to show tits…even if they are bolt on tits…everyone’s got bolt on tits these days…it’s part of the Kardashian movement…

Speaking of the Kardashian movement – he’s Ebonee Davis nipples for Kanye’s Fashion show…because we like black nipples and cluster them all together as one…racists…

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2016

Sep

Christina Milian Keeps Calling the Paparazzi of the Day

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Sometimes, you just have to stop calling out the shameless narcissist for being out there crying for attention, calling the paparzzi to take pics of her, because being in front of the camera is the only place she feels secure, rocking that audience is all she knows or cares about…

And you jsut have to embrace it and watch it do squats…

Christina Milian doesn’t interest me, her bottom feeding hustle doesn’t interest me, her wanting to be a Kim K doesn’t interest me…her bootleg approach doesn’t interest me…but by the grace of god..I’ll watch her squat…it’s my right…

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2016

Sep

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

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Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer…

But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws…..

Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence…

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2016

Sep

NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day

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NASTYA SITEN is someone who I’ve never heard of before, she’s not that big of a deal, she only has 10,000 followers on her social media and everyone knows you are only as good as your following, in a world where the majority of people are on social media all day, even old people, because it’s a nice distraction from real life experiences…who needs to experience those, all while being a good way to remind yourself how much your life sucks compares to everyone else who is good at giving an illusion of a great life and/or sugar babies who get rich guys to pay for their shit…

But this one NASTYA SITEN…is good, I am in love, I feel like it’s a religious experience, I am spiritually complete, I want to sing her love songs, I want to have her babies, she is everything…we are connected at the soul…we are finally reunited…

Russians…so manipulative with their hotness..

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