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2016

19

Sep

Mariacarla Boscono for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Mariacarla Boscono was born in 1980….yet she’s still in a magazine showing her tits.

I am not sure if this is an old timers edition, or maybe a feature on mid 30 year olds needing to get mamograms because breast cancer is hitting younger and younger…

I am sure that these are her tits….her mom tits…she has a kid…why she feels the needs to be out there doing editorials instead of just being a mom is a lot like how my mom, a drug addicted prostitute – kept up the fuck hustle til she died of AIDS…

Some people are just workaholics, especially when their work is this fucking easy..

That said nice wedding dress editorial…she looks good…but it’s a little too late to be a bride…36 is when it starts to look tacky…

Hot mom tits…for fashion…done….

Here’s another shoot with her nipples…

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2016

19

Sep

The EMMYS Happened of the Day

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I don’t watch TV…I also don’t watch celebrity award shows anymore. I just know that it’s a pile of bullshit that doesn’t actually matter. It’s an internal scam to position and celebrate these idiots amongst these idiots while the world watches on like it matters. It doesn’t matter. Some bullshit opinion of an industry that is bullshit doesn’t matter. Just watch what you like watching…and trying to decide what is better is so redundant and arbritrary….It is click bait for the morons…that these people can turn around and command more money for….

That said, I did accidentally see two awards being nominated at my drug dealer’s house and I called both wins – without even knowing the actors, without even seeing the shows because I only watch documentaries, I based it on gender and color alone…and I was right…because all this shit is so contrived and predictable….I also called the speeches “I am blessed to be give them chance to tell this story”…or some similar nonsense…because after 12 years of doing this..it’s all so fucking predictable…and BORING…no wonder kids don’t pay attention to this shit…

That said, sluts were in attendance…famous sluts who get paid too much, who have egos, who are intolerable…but who the world want to fuck because they have that stamp of approval…when there are way hotter chicks who don’t have this nonsense, fabricated lie importance…

Garbage….

Lindsey Vonn was there…in a tight dress with her skier squat ass…which makes zero sense…because as a skier…what the fuck does she have to do with TV awards…but she does have a strong Back…..

Kristen Bell was there – because she’s a common woman – with common insight – on common issues like pay equity or inequality….

Rat Cow was there….with the only thing that matters about her…her tits…what kind of event invite a fuckign instagram whore like Rat Cow…who did she fuck to be there…oh right…anyone and everyone….

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Ariel Winter in a Tight Dress…

Emilia Clarke…

Sophie Turner….

Emmy Rossum is Still on TV…

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Olivia Culpo and Some Cleavage…

Julianne Hough Used to Get Fucked up the Ass while High on Coke by Ryan Seacrest…now she’s at the Emmys…

Sugar Baby Padma Looking for the next billionaire to knock her up…

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Heidi Klum…still good…

Sarah Hyland Creepy Pants Outfit….

But she stripped down for the afterparty…still creepy faced..

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Highlight – Kirsten Dunst Still has Tits…

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Posted in:Emmy's|SFW

2016

19

Sep

Ariel Winter’s Braless in a See Through Wife beater of the DAy

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Ariel Winter is getting a lot of hype lately, we can blame the media that is owned by the entertainment industry buying into the new strategy her team and the very rich people behind her show – Modern Family – for seeding these lies to us…

It’s one of those “the general public is so dumb, let’s just make shit up, build up hype and they’ll believe everything allowing us to take their money”…snake oil salesman…only their snake oil is in the form of female celebrities…assuming Ariel Winter is a female…because besides the tits..I just see monster..

She isn’t cute, she’s some midget troll with a weird shaped body, and no wonder she’s at the grocery store in her either she’s got her period, or she’s lazy pig who doesn’t get dressed before leaving the house…knowing the paparazzi will be there…so she can play that she was just getting groceries and the paparazzi invaded her..even though she knew the paparazzi would be there, that’s why she went there…she has assistants so she doesn’t have to do these things…it is all bull shit tactics….and I don’t care how much sugar or donuts her weird square ass was craving…she’s did this on purpose..

I guess she’s loving that the people are treating her like a sex object now, girls fucking love being jerked off to….or maybe she just likes her rebuilt tits, that thanks to her breast reduction – where they cut off her nipple to take out fat and put it back in place…where the scar tissue allows us to see entire nipple in a wife-beater….because if she didn’t have the breast reduction…these tits would be down to her fat gut and the nipples would be the size of her big midget head…

I guess the good news is that she’s out without a bra…in a wife beater…a late 90s fetish of mine…I used to make the trashy runaway ghetto drifter girls I met at the punk rock bar and stupidly fucked walk around in beaters and no bra…but I guess no bra is current and like every girl…so keep up the good work…you see I don’t hate that I can see her tits through her shirt…I just don’t think people should be freaking out like she’s hot..when she’s really not…it’s all because of marketing and I hate how weak you are….

You can see her bra peek at some event the other day if you CLICK HERE

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2016

19

Sep

Ryan Newman Nipple Slip on Snapchat of the Day

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Ryan Newman started acting at age 7 because her parents exploited her, but they’ll convince her that she was a natural star and it was her doing, as they spend all the money they made “managing her” before turning 18….

You can assume that in being a child star, she was spoiled to the point of annoying, if not coddled and catered to, because kids don’t fucking know or see the big picture, and the parents needed to keep her motivated while robbingher of her childhood…to keep her earnign…

So when other kids were playing she was on set, with all kinds of pressure to perform, breaking her human spirit, creating an ego….leaving her totally delusional, and probably intolerable…addicted to the good life, but forced to navigate the industry to maintain that life…to grow that audience…to matter and get work so that the money train doesn’t stop…hoping that her peak of her career isn’t Sharknado 3…..

So she’s casually flashed her nipple on snapchat…in the most innocent of “you have to screen your picture before posting, don’t try to make us think you didn’t know there was nipple, you probably took 30 pics before choosing that one”…I’m onto you Ryan Newman…

I guess this child star is doing better than all the dead ones.

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2016

19

Sep

Kim Kardashian Exhibitionist of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a plastic surgery monster. She’s also clearly horny as fuck as she goes into her sexual peak. An exhibitionist who jerks off to the idea of people jerking off to her. A pussy that is never satiated because she’s got nothing better to do with her time by stick things like Kanye inside her…

She’s fucking weird looking, but is also a fucking cancer on society, not because she started out in porn, I use her as a case study every time I try convincing a girl to fuck on camera for me, I do a power point presentation and print up PDFs on the shit…showing the trajectory of her career that still makes more money than ever…all based on one sex tape and some clever marketing in a shameless whore self promotional tour that’s lasted a LONG time…

So Horny whore. Porn Star who won because she only did one movie. Reality TV monster with the most beat up looking clown face and more interesting diaper lookin’ ass that I can’t understand why anyone, even black guys would buy into it…or more interestingly that strippers and low level sluts everywhere emulate with their own ass implants, but I guess in the 90s…Pam Anderson had the same impact on white girls…not talented, but huge clown tits and blonde hair on every pile of trash at every stripclub ever…meaning nothing really changes…it’s just the 90s trash was better than this pile of shit colored shit…pushing 40…

I mean society…find new idols or icons or people to celebrate…stop being so fucking lazy…

That said, here’s Kim showing her nipples…multiple times in multiple outfits…because that’s what rich moms of two do – when they want to be talked about…because remember…she’s the one who called the paparazzi on herself..and this is all part of her weird marketing strategy that obviously worked out well for her…

Garbage…

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

19

Sep

Sex in the Classroom and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Junkie

Homeless Guy Getting a Blow Job

Racist Woman at the Airport

New York Performance Artist of the Day

Mom Rear Ends Her Son

Woman Who Wants the Meatball Sub

Guy Takes Laptop to Face

Man Tells Fortune by Touching a Woman’s Breast

Woman Runs Over 3 Kids in a Parking Lot

Laguna Beach Pool Drop

Kid Gets Slammed by a Bull

Close Call Cop

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

19

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only interesting thing about being married to a fat pig you hate fucking, but who you fuck sometimes to keep her paying the bills….you know a little bootleg K-Fed style because a poor woman on disability in co-op housing was my Britney Spears. I just had to see past the morbid obesity and dive right in…

Is when you get a match on TINDER thanks to lying about your age with a girl who you think “nice, young pussy in my miserable life where my only excitement is swiping right”…tells you she’s a hooker…a 120 dollar an hour hooker…that’s almost affordable hooker…

But like everything, I managed to fuck that up too…because that’s what I do when I don’t have 120 dollars an hour for a hooker…even though it’s affordable..

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Leo’s 10 Million Dollar Malibu Model Fucking House
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Matt LeBlanc Creepy at the Emmys
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Economic Analysis of Homer Simpson
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Car VS Truck Accident
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Courtney Stodden in a Red Dress
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Fame Whore in a Thong
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Game of Thrones Pussy at the EMMYS
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My Mom Rear Ended Her on a Harley
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Puppy’s Reaction to the Dog Park
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Chloe Lloyd Tight Dress
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Some Radiohead Song
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iPhone 7 Smashed with HYdraulic Press
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Girls in TIGHT DRESSES
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Mel Gibson – 9th Child On the way
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2016

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know people hate when I talk about tinder, because they never comment on what I have to say, which is definitely because they hate when I talk about tinder, and in no way because they aren’t reading anything I write….like I am an authority on anything….or like I deserve to be paid attention to while up against every other asshole writing their bullshit everyday…

So I am going to talk about tinder, my new opening line is “I want you to join my feminist book club”…as if any 18 year old I match with knows how to read….and when they ask what it entails, they all ask what it entails, it must be a common courtesy to ask what it entails…and I say “we get two copies of the same book, we meet to discuss, I play the date rapist, you play the social justice warrior”….

9/9 times…they’ll unmatch you…but it feels so good when they do, probably much better than their hypocritical feminist women’s studies 101 consensual college sex would be..but then again..all these idiots are fucking perverts who like gangbangs…so who fucking knows…

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Shailene Woodley Talkign About Masturbating
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Corey Feldman Performs Some Awkward and Amazing Shit on the Today Show
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Kim Kardashian – Intense Outfit
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife’s Lingerie Yoga Pregnancy Erotica
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Bill Murray Bartending at his Sons Bar
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Orlando Bloom Does Instagram….
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175 Foot Waterfall Jump
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Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy to Grip Your Pathetic Cock…
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Jessica Alba – Shape
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Michelle Lewin Swimsuit…
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Sluts in Bed
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Alyssa Milano – Old…
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8 Year Old Skater Girl is Legendary
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The Vape Artist
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Harley Quinn – Cosplay Slut
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Katharine McPhee – Bra
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Hold Old School ROM Games Work…
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The Lost Streets of Chicago is Awesome
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The Trailer for Tom Ford’s New Movie….
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Hard Nipples…Are the Only Nipples
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Olivia Munn Legs
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Courtney Stodden Big Tits…
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Conan Spoofs Airpods
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Katy Perry at the Beyonce Concert
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Call of Duty TRailer…
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The Tupac Movie Trailer…
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Emily Osment in Black
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Crazy Painted Dancers
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Shooting at the GAme’s Concert…
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Kate Beckinsale ass in Leggings
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Elizabeth Banks Cleavage
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Elisabetta Gregoraci Topless
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Jimmy Fallon Plays with Trump Hair
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Heather Morris Tits in a Dress
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Kendra Wilkinson Boobs…
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Lucy Watson See Through
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Ashley Graham Sloppy Ass at Fashion Week..
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Daisy Lowe See Through
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Mark Jacobs Models in Dreadlocks…
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Chloe Lloyd in a Tight Dress
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Nelly Fans Come to the Rescue
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Vanessa Hudgens Strong Leg of the Day
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Stan Kubrick Faked the Moon Landing
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Georgia May Foote in a Dress
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Charlotte McKinney in a Music Video in Lingerie
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Girls Sticking Out Tongue
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Fake Celebrity Nudity in Video…
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Redneck Slip and Slide
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Some Slut Fingering herself
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2016

16

Sep

Mariah Carey Big Tits of the Day

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Mariah Carey brought her billionaire fucking crazy person tits out in public…while in Europe because I guess that’s her new hobby, she seems to be exposing as much cleavage as she can – any chance she gets – because she’s got tits, she’s a shameless self promoting narcissist, who has huge tits which are her only real sex appeal, titty lovers don’t care about much more than the tits, and she’s got an ego from being sucked up to all these years, as well as that pile of money, making her probably the worst …but those tits..clearly divert from that…and I guess anyone dating Mariah Carey is doing it for the jokes of “guess who my wife is, you’ll never guess, have you ever heard that song from the 1990s, yeah well remember Mariah Carey the huge fucking star, yeah her”…

I guess the real backstory is she’s trying to promote her TV show like she’s a Kardashian…because she’s got the same morals and values and eye on the dollar signs as them…

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

16

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger’s Tits in a Bikini Top of the Day

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For those who don’t remember Nicole Scherzinger, she was that dude in Pussycat Dolls…

So Nicole Scherzinger may be a man, but she looks good enough for me, and based on my research with tranny sex workers who mislead straight guys into sex have told me…99 percent of the straight dudes go through with it when they find out the tits come with a dick…because I guess it’s grey area homosex, or maybe it’s just you’re in too deep to escape, take the blowjob and run…either way, dick or not..good tits to focus on…help see past any genitals….

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Here’s some nonsense from her instagram with butt no cock..