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2016

23

Aug

Natalie Portman is Seducing You of the Day

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I used to fuck an engaged girl who looked a bit like Natalie Portman, so every time I see a picture of Natalie Portman, I remember fucking this Jewish girl unprotected up the ass while her engagement ring reflected the light her cell phone was casting on it as her soon to be husband would be calling her to find out where she was – to ask why she wasn’t home – and all that other fun stuff that comes with cheating….

I also think about how Natalie Portman is iconic in the Jewish world – because it proves a Jewish woman can be really hot and it gives the Jewish men reason to become billionaires to seduce this grade of Jewish women – so that they don’t have to end up with the fat one who runs her dad’s deli….it’s a cultural thing…

In a triple threat, Portman is ALSO a Star Wars character and that sets you up with the weirdest fucking people to follow you through life, so seeing her in this red dress promoting bullshit…is pretty nice..

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Dianna Agron Muddy Tits of the Day

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Dianna Agron is some actor and singer – but I’m only interested in her for her muddy 30 year old tits…up on some Al Jolston blackface tits – making me get all jungle fever up on the shit – imagining her as the NUBIAN princess she’s clearly trying to be…

People get so mad when people do blackface, even on Halloween while dressed like the President, but they don’t get mad when you do Orange face to represent trump, and they sure don’t get mad at a white bitch doing Black Titties…proving that tits cure racism…now that I’ve figured that one out…I feel I can take a nap…

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Posted in:Dianna Agron|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Eliza Dushku in a Bra of the Day

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Eliza Dushku is in a bra for some campaign and her face looks like it’s been mangled or jacked up like a Kardashian, these things happen, we live in a vain and empty world that makes girls think they need new lips, noses, face resurfacing….in both surgical procedures, creams and filters to lie to all of us via social media….

Well, she may be 40….she may have dropped out of hollywood to move back to Boston to finish school, because acting is vapid and a waste of time when you’re not getting paid….or work…like Eliza Dushku….

But there was a time when she was the New Girl, the It Girl, the Girl Next Door, the Hot Girl, The amazing girl in all the teen comedy’s that dropped before Judd Appatow and Seth Rogan destroyed the genre…

There was a time when I was into celebrity pussy, I thought, that’s good celebrity pussy, I never have to meet that celebrity pussy, but I see it in movies and it keeps me watching movies, I’d otherwise turn off, cuz it’s hot to look at…

But that was before life made me hate all these overrated girls to focus on the underdog, who sometimes was missing limbs, always had STDs or a rank pussy, or something totally disgusting about her, because the underdog is less of a cunt…now…I just hate everyone…

Posted in:Eliza Dushku|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Haley Joel Osment Titties of the Day

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No one likes my joke that Haley Joel Osment is his now more successful, despite not being Oscar nominated, but still working, sister….

No one thinks a good tranny to get famous like Bruce Jenner idea which would make sense, a rich 18 year old gets no castings, what’s a boy to do after tasting that fame and feeling really talented in the space, left to his own devices…he gets breast implants, grows his hair, tucks his dick and reinvents his goddamn self….it makes perfect sense…especially since this one flaunts them tits every chance she gets….

It’s probably because no one reads anything I write….although, I did match with a tranny on tinder last night and I kept asking about IT’s uterus…which apparently upset the tranny knowing he’ll never have a uterus….it was pretty good times….without having to leave the comfort of my own pissed stained couch…

Posted in:Haley Joel Osment|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Leven Rambin Parrack in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Leven Rambin Parrack is a soap star, or a child star, or a child soap star who I would assume very few people actually know of, but then I remember that you’re all a bunch of unemployed weirdos on disability checks who sit at home all day watching daytime TV…and jerking off to the 13 year old Leven Rambin Parrack they cast in their ridiculous, designed for real fucking low level people, trash…because you just have nothing better to do, and that’s just the kind of guy you are…

She’s apparently on some other show or movie now, but I could be in the same room as her, and I probably have, and didn’t notice her, but if she was in a bathing suit posing like this, all fame-whore stanced…I’d be into it, because I am into it, she’s just not letting me get into it…because she’s not that kind of girl…you know a gutter street hooker I can afford…

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Posted in:Leven Rambin Parrack|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Emma Roberts Skinny Ass in Shorts of the Day

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Emma Roberts has a nice skinny ass in a world where not enough girls have nice skinny asses because skinny asses aren’t celebrated anymore, not even cute skinny asses with some shape…and all these sluts want monster asses….even though monster asses are gross….but Emma Roberts brings us hope of a better tomorrow….

Thanks to her I still believe that there are girls out there who insist on being skinny, who still starve themselves and workout as much and as hard as they can….because they know that being fat is disgusting, we just don’t hear a lot from them, because they are either too weak or tired to speak up, or too happen in how good they look, or being overpowered by the body positive fat chicks….

I guess what guys are forgetting is how little round asses make your dicks look bigger when you fuck them, which should be enough reason to want to get involved in that skinny girl world…instead of this fertility, high estrogren and cholesterol shit we’re constantly exposed to….

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She also wore a white shirt…

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To see more pics of her in a white shirt – shopping – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emma Roberts|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Low Level Famous Girls Grabbing Tits on Snapchat of the Day

First Up – Sara Jean Underwood, who is in her 30s and really trying and succeeding at continuing to be tits and ass for the people, even though Playboy, her roots, don’t do tits and ass, and even though you’d think no one really gives a fuck about this Playboy look, vibe and experience…I guess hosting Attack of the Show…didn’t lead to hosting gigs – so back to the drawing board thats more of a place to get naked board…for dudes who may not pay her- but probably pay her…..

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Second Up – Jenny Mollen, who you don’t know, but she’s married to the guy from American Pie who fucks the pie…I can’t remember his name and it’s not worth googling…I know the wife, because for a while she was a twitter aspiring actor / writer who would write shit for websites like Playboy…for frat boys…being funny and half naked – before getting married, pregnant and now…still on social media grabbing tits…because it’s shocking – or who fucking cares…

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That’s all I have to say about that..

Posted in:SFW

2016

23

Aug

Supergirl Sucking Popsicles of the Day

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I saw these pics of Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, the girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes….I mean I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…because it was a damn violation that she probably set up…for the press – because that’s the world we live in…fuck on camera – get famous – repeat….works for me…

Now I’m not posting them to talk about her dick in pussy with bush pics, I’m posting them for the nerdy fan boy I assume reads this site, because non-nerdy people wouldn’t care about any of this shit, and I figure seeing a girl in a Supergirl outfit sucking anything would just fucking destroy you at your core…so this is my attempt at destroying you..

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Posted in:Melissa Benoist|SFW

2016

23

Aug

Couple Has Sex in a Mall and Other Videos of the Day

Wife VS Mistress

Panda Gives Birth in Captivity

Father Feeds Daughter Beer

Dude Coughs up Bubble

Robbers Leave Crociles in School during Robbery

Inmate Assists Jail Guard

Belgian Police Shoot a Woman

French Bull Dog Doesn’t Like Fermented fish

News Reporter Watches 26 Accidents Happen

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

23

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Girls you sext from Tinder who get boyfriend’s are the worst, not that I actually sext, so maybe girls with boyfriends who didn’t have boyfriends when you met, are the worst….

You say “send nudes” and they all, every one of them go off in a “have respect for me and my man”…”I’m going to have to block you”…even though I’ve known some of them for years…all because I want to see their nudes, and only out of curiosity…just to see if they have an inny or outty vagina…I am curious…all because they have a boyfriend…even if it’s a recent thing…like all of a sudden they imprison their pussy and think dude who wanted to see them naked pics three weeks ago, will all of a sudden not want to see them naked pics…

It makes no sense to me, but then again, either does anything….so in that…here are some stepLINKS…

Girls with Cleavage….
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence is Rich
CLICK HERE

Gandalf Doesn’t Do Weddings
CLICK HERE

Alessandra Ambrosio White Tight Top
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey Pops a Vein….
CLICK HERE

Stuff in Reverse
CLICK HERE

Kim K- Disgusting in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

The Soundtrack to Your Childhood
CLICK HERE

Fan Girls…
CLICK HERE

Clooney on a Bike
CLICK HERE

Hot Pics of Alexis Ren
CLICK HERE

The Magic of Surfing
CLICK HERE

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