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2016

26

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Vagina Definition of the Day

Her name is Vanessa Hudgens and I am reaching by saying these are pictures of her vagina definition… But she is wearing a onesie, the magical piece of clothing that touches asshole, vagina and nipples all at the same time – something that is less magical when she’s drunk and trying to take a pee at 3 in the morning at the club…stripping naked and that’s perfect for rape culture…

She’s a legend for being one of the original nude selfie girls before selfies existed. My kind of naughty narcissist on her camera phone…that will always hold a place in my heart!

Vanessa Hudgens

A little dance?

A video posted by Vanessa Hudgens (@vanessahudgens) on Aug 25, 2016 at 8:55am PDT

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2016

26

Aug

Canadian Actress Katheryn Winnick in Mykonos of the Day

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Katheryn Winnick is a 38 year old Canasrian actress – and she is topless on in Mykonos like some kind of party girl…but too old to be a party girl…because the old party girl is offensive…maybe this is just the old woman on a spiritual journey of self discovery…

I’ve never heard of her, despite her being a Canadian, we don’t all know each other even though there are 12 of us, but I guess we are drawn to each other because I am doing a post on her despite never hearing of her before today…or any of the movies she’s been in…yes I made this about me.

Posted in:Katheryn Winnick|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Alba’s Hard Mom Nips of the Day

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I saw these Jessica Alba pictures yesterday and thought nothing of them. I thought “hard nipples on a mom”…I see that shit everyday. I just assume it is from all the lecherous parasites that ravaged their vaginas chewing on their goddamn nipples over the course of 4 years that just makes them more engorged and inflamed and scarred up and numb…erotic….

But there was a time I used to think hard nipples were everything – because they were everything – it was an era where girls didn’t show much skin and t-shirt in gym class thanks to cheap cotton bras and bouncing around in the fall weather would give the 15 year old me something to cum to…

So I guess what I am saying this magical Friday is that hard nipples are timeless, they bridge the gap of generations, they apply to young and old, sick and healthy, dead or alive…well maybe not dead, I don’t necrophilia, even one could argue the birth of a woman’s first child is her death…but some go getters, like Alba, power through.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Hot Model extreme eater VS Chicken Fries and Other stpNeWS of the Day

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Dude on Scooter Sent Flying…

Sad – Moose Running Into Wall…

Out of Control Truck

Baby Stuck in Hot Car in Philly – PRANK ..

Heroin Smuggler

Tornado VS Starbucks!

Woman Beat in San Francisco…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Vidoes

2016

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old runs towards you in fitness gear and Skimpy Shorts…Her big tits in her sports bra bouncing as she comes your way…built as if she was a 25 year old instagram model….Do not make eye contact…look the other way…pervert..

When a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old with a bathing suit so jacked up her ass that she looks like she’s mooning you – don’t try to see if you can see her asshole ring…don’t follow her around…don’t even notice there is an ass 8 feet away from you….

That’s perverted..she’s just an innocent kid…being innocent…not sexualizing herself like a Kardashian….you sex offender…just give her that crucial week to ripen and hit “prime”….because a week may not be a long time, but with a 17 and 11 month 3 week year old – it is everything…

I guess what I am saying is it’s hard to leave the house these days without coming across one of these…due to hormones in food and fashion trends..they even exist in bars due to fake ID….they are an epidemic…but be happy you’re not a High School teacher…

Here are some morning Links…

Things That Bounce…
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Frances Bean Cobain’s Husband Wants 300k a Year…
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Ryan Newman Turns 18….Slut
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s BTS Acceptance Speech
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Kendall in a Skimpy Top…with Nipples
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Hot Diver
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Weird Jason Derulo Dance Off…
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Big Titty Hooker
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US Soccer hates Hop Solo
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Motivational Body Changes…From Fat to Skinny
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Girl VS Olympic’s Sponsorship RULes
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ALba has a Tight Dress
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2016

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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When an Old lady big tits….knows you’re staring at her big tits, because she’s showing them off in her dress…probably because she just bought them…making it less offensive for someone like you who hates old ladies…comes up and tells you she isn’t wearing panties….ask her to kindly prove it…or even accept the invitation…but don’t ask “did you get your pussy done also, or is it as mangled as I would expect it to be at 50…you’re a mom right?…and you’re seducing me of all people…that must mean that pussy has seen some shit”….

She won’t like that approach….

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Slippy Slip Slippy Bitches…
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Leslie Jones Hacking Being Investigated by Homeland Security…
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Mandy Moore in a Bathing Suit
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LeAnn Rimes Showing Tits…
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Natalie Portman VS French Judgemental
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Smart Truck Troll…
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Pregnant Mila Kunis…
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Skinny Gigi Hadid
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Jump Scares Suck…
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Bella Thorne’s Lesbian Coming Out is Silly…
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I want to eat Naya Rivera’s Boyfriend…
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Rita Ora in a Tight Outfit
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Donald Trump Called Jssica Biel
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Coming Back From a year in Space
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Olympia Valance Topless
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Dog on a Slip N’ Slide
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Mickey Rourke and His Pom
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Tesla Has Been Trying to Bang Amber Hard for Years
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CHick with Nip
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Slash Lists His Crazy House
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Slash Lists His Home
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every Jason Statham Kick the Video
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Van Hudgens in shorts…
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Alba and her Pokies
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Mariah Carey Big Tits
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Al Baldwin and His Pregnant Daughter
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A Girl I don’t know…
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Cop Saves a Man From Burning Car
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Natural – Th Marketing Scam
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Under the Boob Tattoo
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The Rock Mad A Lot of Money this Year
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Sarah Jessica Parker Breaks Ties With epi-pen – the latest’s pharma scam
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Bikini Babe Fishing Getting Shark
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Chick and her Drums Getting Naked
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Topless at the Beach
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Huge Tits
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Outdoor Shower Big Tits
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Bus Handy
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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Dancing Girl of the Day
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eva Mendes Throwback Nudity…
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2016

25

Aug

Taylor Swift’s Baby Bump of the Day

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Taylor Swift, is the worst. Her finances would paint a different picture. As would her screaming and adorning brainwashed fans. But that doesn’t mean she’s not the worst.

She’s the fakest bitch in Hollywood and music industry. She plays the good girl victim. She manipulates sad fat girls to believe her. She fucks everyone but plays the good girl with implants and spandex being all suggestive because deep down inside she knows her fucking lie and that she’s a fuxking lie…but getting her pregant would be a good 18 year plan…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

25

Aug

Bianca Balti for Vogue Russia of the Day

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Bianca Balti is naked for fashion – if fashion was a men’s magazine nude photo for the men who want tits in magazines they buy…but not whore Porn tits, that’s for the Internet, actual print in this era of no print is only for naked real models…who have the same morals and ethics as Porn chicks just less obvious and more fancy…

This isn’t about Balti the nude model…it’s about living the Russian post communist dream – that in their run by mobster country can actually produce American made GQ….take that Cold War! Take that…

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2016

25

Aug

Bella Hard Thorne Hard Nipple of the Day….

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Recently announced bi sexual because it is good for business – Bella “hard nipple” Thorne – posted some hard nipple pic to her social media because it’s good for business – like being bisexual – it adds depth and reach and relevance to the market and makes for a good excuse for her slutty Behavior – in a self discovery pitch rather that it all be shameless…the next step will be bipolar but that will only happen after a public episode when she hits her peak of bratty famous for slutty pics top…magical

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

25

Aug

Jade Jagger Topless of the Day

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Jade Jagger is the billionaire heir to the Rolling Stone fortune – along with Mick’s other 100 kids…

She is Bianca Jagger’s daughter, but she’s hardly built anything like Bianca Jagger, which I guess is the contrast of being a model for money and being a Daugherty who has money…

She’s topless on a yacht because she’s euro and that’s what they do,
Living the good life while not looking that good, but who needs to look good when you’re funded…or trust funded..

She’s probably in her 40s, and is still showing tits, so tits on a boat.

Fancy!

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