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2016

29

Aug

Maria Menounos Pants Off Party of the Day

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Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet…

She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them…

I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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2016

29

Aug

Rat Cow is More Than Just TITS of the Day

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Rat Cow is 25 – I think, and at 25 is when the metabolism starts to slow down – and ass and tits and gut start to get bigger, unless you starve yourself…and there is always that window where things still look good, a bigger ass is fun, and since you’ve already over exposed them tits, and you don’t want to be seen as a tit model…it’s important…to showcase all your other talents…and for some girls, being something people want to fuck is as good as they get…no matter how hard they try to pretend they are more…it always goes back to the half naked, full naked, tits and ass…shameless self promoter…and there is a place in the world for this…I just wish there was more sex videos to back all this up….

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2016

29

Aug

Ariel Winter in Fuck M Boots of the Day

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Ariel Winter, the girl I like to think was in contract with her parents who exploited her at a young age….robbing her of her childhood – and putting her to work..that if she keeps paying them until she’s 25, before being too fat to work, they will let her dress however she wants…on her 18th birthday…because girl turned 18 – and it was tits and ass – and not very good tits and ass – but exciting tits and ass to the many people who watch the show she’s on – where she doesn’t show tits and ass…and the whole thing was sloppy and weird…but not as weird as seeing her midget fat legs in fuck-me-Boots….it’s throwing off her proportion that was already weird…making her look like a fat 10 year old playing dress up on halloween…something I hope isn’t your fetish…but it would be my readers who put the blades in apples…jokes…I know I don’t have any readers….

I like the shirt, I think she means “DONUTS” not sushi though..

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Here she is with a dog…

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Here she is as a dog…

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2016

29

Aug

Danica McKellar in a Bikini of the Day

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If you are old as fuck, then Danica McKellar is probably jailbait you used to jerk off to, because you watched and related to some bullshit storyline of a kid in the 60s going through the same shit your suburban ass was going through in the 80s…like wanting to get this one drunk so that he could date rape her in the woods, but his damn brother kept getting in the damn way…or maybe it was Marilyn Manson…I don’t fucking remember, I just remember liking the blonde girl on the show better…

Well, this one is 41…and looking good….for 41….in a bikini selfie pandering to her fans…that you know are creeps because you’re one of them…

Posted in:Danica McKellar|SFW

2016

29

Aug

The VMAs Happened of the Day

Obviously, I didn’t watch the VMAs, what the fuck is cable…but the fact that it is a marketing vehicle for a massive media empire…and their youth culture brand…that isn’t hitting the youth culture at all…since youth culture only cares about social media…something that will destroy quality content and continue to make kids vapid zombie robots…means I knew it was on….

I am sure it was horrible and based on the pics, looks like it was a comeback tour, a reunion tour, a nostalgic party for a bunch of old timers…

There is no new blood, because celebrity barely exists anymore, I mean I’ll assume it was their lowest viewership ever…but instead of using their millions and millions to do something innovative…they bring the same old, tired shit..and I’m not just talking about Beyonce….I’m talking about all these played out tricks…

Seriously….this is the last decade of VMAs, let’s hope it’s the last VMAs, we don’t need bullshit awards that are just a marketing activation for your sponsors…..

Nicki Minaj Monster – Monster shaped…

Halsey Nipples…which was the highlight, you need an ex homeless girl to bring it when she knows it’s a good media opp…

Britney lookin’ old, fit, empty and souless..

Jojo with some Nipple if you look hard enough and you will..

Ariana Grande looking like shit, but I appreciate her push-up bra…

Chanel West Coast also in a See through – make it count – you look like a stripper, be that stripper…

Rihanna ass…

Rihanna impersonator Rita Ora was also there…

Celebrity is dying… good…

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Posted in:SFW|VMAS

2016

29

Aug

Eva Amurri Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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Ready to drop picture brought to us by the not very famous -but her mom is and that’s all that matters Eva Amurri…

It’s labor day, and I’m prepping for my annual labor day birthing videos…it’s the best at the worst…

So this Eva Amurri chick did try to get fameous for a minute – by using her mom’s contacts and booking a show she got topless in – as a talking role…in 4 episodes…which was the peak…and really a gift because we got to see those Sarandon tits….

I guess it didn’t work out for her, so she did the less hot mom thing, but she still manages to low level show them tits….and that’s how we start the day here…

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2016

29

Aug

Naked Jay Walker and Other stepNEWS of the Day

Public Asian Mistress fight…

Girl Drags Bf Off Stage Mid Lap Dance

Canadian Beer Robbery By a GUY IN a Goalie Outfit…

Biker TAKEN out by car Door

Granny VS Cross Walk Causes Biker vs Car…

A Man in Clearwater Asshole Flash…

Topless Girl Promoting Club…

Moto Swing is Some Dumb Shit

Apparently THIS Is a Dude Getting Shot for Banging A Taken WOman…

Dude takes Out Peasant’s Shit Bucket…

Suicide Rescue in Jersey…e

Sex on the Beach Prank…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hate when people assume I am into celebs, pop culture, social media stars, and all the other shit that makes me hate the world…just because I write about this nonsense….due to hating it, not liking it, but focusing on the tites of it

However I do love nudes – ideally – filthy, naughty, offensive, Raunchy, hardcore, racy, even disgusting…nudes…because I am a pervert….who likes perverts and weirdos and not the perverts and weirdos everyone obsesses over…

Pretty reasonable I would think…if you ever read anything I wrote…which you haven’t because you are my people…just looking for tit…and tit…I will find and post….but before I do that…

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Gwen Stefani and Stomach…
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Tayor Swift in Slutty Leggings…
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A Famewhore and her Orange Guitar…
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Jessica Alba in a Tight Dress…
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Normal People Try Punching an MMA fighter..
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Dress Crystalizes in the Dead Sea…cool…
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Sheep Delays Game by Running Onto Field…
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Wozniacki Dances on the Tennis Court..
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Guy Pulls a Gun on a Traffic Cop….
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2016

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I still don’t have the letter “e”….it’s pretty fucking annoying….

I just realized that I’ve done this site for 12 years and not once have I been offered a job…an opportunity…while idiots have landed book deals, movie deals and made millions from blogging for a month…not that I want that…but shit…that’s pretty pathetic…which is ok considering I spent 5 hours staring at girls jogging on a bike path…to see their tits bounce…before going to a mall to watch similar girls buy panties and other useless shit…including but not limited to 12 dollar juices…and now I’m going to get drunk…so pathetic is what I am….I can deal with it….

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Granny Dances at Waffle Housee
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Slutty No Name Surf Sluts in Maldives with Asses
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Russian Lingerie Slut
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Maria Menounos BOOTY
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Rihanna In a Sports Bra
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Sara Hyland and Big Tits…
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Uber Driver Shares Crazy Stories
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Sara Sampaio Titts
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Hilary Duff is All Things Good
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Pulling a Nail Through Co-Worker’s Finger Prank
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Alba In a Tight Dress
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Taylor Swift – Skips the VMAs
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Rita Ora Daily Catwalk
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Freeze Dried Craft Beer
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John Lennon’s First Acid Trip
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Doutzn Kros Bikini Caml To
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LeAnn Rimes No Bra Tits…and Butt…Shot…
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Th World’s Fastest Truck
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Chef Dog is the Best Thing
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Olivia Munn Pumps Gas
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Disney Kid to Play Dhamr…
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Chopstick Piano…
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Ashley Roberts Legs
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Lindsay Pelas Big Whore Tits…
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World’s Most expensive Remote Control Car
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Kylie Jenner Didn’t Get a Boob Job – Just Fat
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Rebecca Black – Grown Up – Still Annoying
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Girls are Betteeer in Multiples
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Petra Nemcova – BIG TSUNAMI TITS…
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Amber Heard – Wants Another 14 Million
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Unicycle at 256 Meters
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Grandpa Plays Vid Games
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Ken Jenner in a Bikini Top
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Kurt Cobain’s Daughter’s Divorce Details…
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Old Model in Lingerie
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Rita Ora in Pajamas Tits
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Brit Spears Sang Live on Carpool Karaoke
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Girl with Hot Reflection….
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2016

26

Aug

Bella Thorne is Offensive Jailbait of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a slutty lil indian…I am not convinced she’s actually jail bait – but I do like to buy into her lie – the entertainment industry is a lie – it’s fantasy or as I like to call it – bullshit….

But she’s doing a good job with the little slutty bisexual half naked act…it works

She’s not doing a good job being politically correct in her little Indian psychedelic headdress that I think should be blown out of proportion and boycotted and forgotten and not hireable. Feathers in the hair…cultural appropriation…

Where are the college feminists who feel she’s an empowered girl running her own career for her male management…defending her honor…right now…having a melt down freaking out about cultural appropriation…short circuiting – do you defend the Slut / slutlife or do you shut her down for being insensitive to native Americans…chaos just happened…

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